Funny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel? - Page 42

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<Siththebeast> i'm back
<Siththebeast> bitches
<PHauxE> sup
<Siththebeast> who won that TSL thing
<YuMMie> its funny how you can find your answers in the most disgusting forums
<Harem> kennigit won
<YuMMie>
<PHauxE> watch and find out :p
<PHauxE> rofl
<Siththebeast> why the hell would i do that
<PHauxE> what forum did you find the answer in?
<PHauxE> i dunno
<YuMMie> some lowlife forum
<dronebabo> go fuck a cat sith
<PHauxE> xD
<Harem> fucking cat
<YuMMie> pwnd
<Siththebeast> shut the fuck up
<Siththebeast> drone
<Siththebeast> no one invited you to this channel
<Siththebeast> you can leave
<Jathin> man
<Jathin> I hate those pornos where the young hot girl fucks an old dude
<Jathin> makes me so upset
<Jathin> I could be that old dude
<dronebabo> you know why i have a fucking @ next to my name you nigger
<dronebabo> because i am this fucking channel
<Harem> I invited babo to this channel
<Jathin> lmfao
<Harem> :[
<dronebabo> shut the fuck up peasant
<dronebabo> work my land you serf
<Gaetele> wow
<Gaetele> awesome
<Jathin> ahahahaha
<Gaetele> +50 respect points for dronebabo
<dronebabo> although i do give you some gratitude for inventing contract law
<Siththebeast> the only reason you have a @ is because those really in charge feel sorry you don't have any friends outside of it
<YuMMie> dronebabo lives in a box under the channel
<Gaetele> oh shit
<YuMMie> we feed him cheese and crackers
<Gaetele> it's on now
<dronebabo> you are making contracdictions
<Gaetele> dronebabo needs no friends
<dronebabo> you have repeatedly said that i have no friends
<dronebabo> which is it
<Gaetele> he's just a bot
<Gaetele> that c&ps 4chan links
<Gaetele> into irc
<Siththebeast> that you don't have any friends outside of it?
<Siththebeast> Even so, you could hardly call those in here friends
<dronebabo> it seems like you are just catering to whatever suits the situation best
<dronebabo> i never called them friends
<Siththebeast> whats the difficulty in that?
<dronebabo> jesus christ you cat fucker
<dronebabo> someone give this guy a cat icon
<Harem> neko dorobo
* YuMMie touches dronebabo's tralala
<Siththebeast> drone, i hope you seriously die in a car crash tomorrow
<dronebabo> i already did
<Siththebeast> i hope you're not all the way dead, but they kill you for your organs
<Siththebeast> you already did tomorrow?
<dronebabo> im a robot
<Gaetele> dronebabo is the collective sentience of irc
<Siththebeast> what the fuck does that mean?
<Gaetele> in a robot
<Gaetele> are you fucking retarded sith
<dronebabo> it means i already died you stupid shit
<Gaetele> it's easy to understand
<PHauxE> rofl
<Siththebeast> ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY
<Siththebeast> YOU DID SOMETHING TOMORROW
<dronebabo> use your fucking prefrontal cortex motherfucker
<Siththebeast> do i have to explain why that doesn't make any fucking sense
<dronebabo> no you dumb fuck
<dronebabo> its obvious why it makes perfect sense
<Siththebeast> jesus fucking christ
<Siththebeast> save me from this dumbfuck
<dronebabo> jesus lordy lord cat fucking christ
<Gaetele> ok
<Gaetele> kickban
<Siththebeast> gaetele you can stay the fuck out of this
<Gaetele> kickban dronebabo for taking the lord's name in vain
<Gaetele> imo
<Gaetele> like 4 times in the same sentence
<PHauxE> I second that
<PHauxE> :o
<Siththebeast> plus, i just fucking hate drone
<Gaetele> he doesn't even do anything
<PHauxE> i <3 drone, but I <3 him in an abusive way
<Siththebeast> what now bitch got all your little homies against you
<dronebabo> i dont speak nigger
<dronebabo> what the fuck is a homie
<Siththebeast> did you just use a racial slur when refering to me?
<Harem> niggerese
<Siththebeast> how about you clean your act the fuck up
<dronebabo> yes you idiot
<dronebabo> yes i did
<HaXxorIzed> serious business is serious.
<Siththebeast> THE TEAMLIQUID IRC IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
<dronebabo> listen you cat fucker
<HaXxorIzed> I'm cheering for drone, because everyone seems to hate him with such truthful and PASSIONATE anger
<dronebabo> im calling peta on you
<HaXxorIzed> which is totally not a joke
<HaXxorIzed> ever
<Harem> don't forget spca!
<PHauxE> I dont know what I'd do with myself if the internet wasn't serious business
<Siththebeast> does anyone remember who told who to fuck a cat in the beginning
<Siththebeast> i think it was me motherfucker
<Siththebeast> i think it was me
<Siththebeast> i think i told you to fuck a cat
<dronebabo> ya i wonder where the fuck you got that idea from
<dronebabo> you sick fuck
<Harem> sith knows about fucking cats
<Siththebeast> i got it from hearing stories about those sick japanese
<dronebabo> motherfucker is a cat fucking scholar
<Siththebeast> and koreans
<dronebabo> phd in motherfucking cat fucking science
<Siththebeast> or wherever the fuck starcraft is popular
<Siththebeast> i don't even fucking give a shit
<dronebabo> listen you stupid shit its obvious korea is where starcraft is popular
<Siththebeast> O REALLY?
<Siththebeast> THANKS FOR THE FUCKING UPDATE
<dronebabo> if you cant tell the difference between korea and japan after posting on teamliquid for over a year you might as well go fuck a cat
<dronebabo> OH HOW DANDY YOU ALREADY DO FUCK
<Siththebeast> I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA IT WAS KOREAN
<Siththebeast> THANKS FOR THAT
<Siththebeast> YOU'RE SO FUCKING USEFUL
<dronebabo> WELL JESUS CHRIST MAYBE YOU CAN START KNOWING IT FROM TODAY ONWARDS
<dronebabo> AND POSSIBLY SAVE SOME PEOPLE FROM STABBING OUT THEIR EYES FROM YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ON THE VERY SUBJECT WE'RE DISCUSSING AT THE MOMENT
<Siththebeast> GO FUCK A CAT
<dronebabo> wow what a revelation
<dronebabo> what a fucking revelation
<Siththebeast> are you fucking joking
<Siththebeast> get the fuck out of my channel
<Siththebeast> you fuckhead
<dronebabo> i think youre sadly mistaken in thinking who owns this channel between the two of us
<Siththebeast> drone
<Siththebeast> you think you have supporters
<Siththebeast> you don'ot
<Siththebeast> you may think you have friends
<Siththebeast> you don't
<dronebabo> when the fuck do i imply that i have supporters
<PHauxE> I'm changing sides, drone makes me laugh harder xD
<dronebabo> where teh fuck did i mention a fucking third party
<dronebabo> point me in the right fucking direction
<dronebabo> because obviously i am lost
<Siththebeast> it was implied bitch
<dronebabo> WHERE YOU STUPID SHIT
<Siththebeast> if you could learn how to fucking carry a conversation
<Siththebeast> you could pick up on this shit
<dronebabo> why the fuck would you jump to a different subject
<Siththebeast> without me having to explain it along the way
<dronebabo> carrying a conversation has nothing to do with what you fucking accused me of
<Siththebeast> what the fuck do you want me to do, look through chat logs?
<dronebabo> it's obvious the fault is in your lack of conversational comprehension
<Siththebeast> yeah thats a really fucking productive use of my time
<Siththebeast> dipshit
<dronebabo> yeah why dont you fucking scroll up
<dronebabo> copy
<dronebabo> and then paste it
<Siththebeast> YEAH LET ME SCROLL UP TO LAST TUESDAY
<Harem> and arguing on IRC is productive?
<Siththebeast> GREAT FUCKING IDEA
<dronebabo> what are you, a fat lazy fuck?
<Siththebeast> MAYBE I FUCKING AM?
<dronebabo> so now you are fucking accusing me without any merit whatsoever
<Siththebeast> SEEMS ODD YOU'RE INSULTING SOMEONE FOR BEING A FAT LAZY FUCK THOUGH?
<dronebabo> brilliant
<Siththebeast> SEEING AS YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF?
<dronebabo> our founding fathers are rolling in their graves
<Siththebeast> jesus fucking christ
<Vedic> Feel the love.
<Siththebeast> you mean the ones from korea
<Siththebeast> or the ones from FUCKING AMERICA
<dronebabo> listen you stupid shit even if i am fat, atleast i dont fuck cats
<Harem> or the ones fucking cats
<Siththebeast> WHO THE FUCK SAID I FUCKED CATS
<Siththebeast> WHEN DID I FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT?
<dronebabo> jesus fucking christ do you want me to go through logs
<dronebabo> to find this shit
<dronebabo> i dont think so
<Siththebeast> SCROLL UP BITCH, SCROLL UP
<dronebabo> im not gonna fucking scroll up to 2007
<Siththebeast> yeah
<Siththebeast> thats what i thought bitch
<Siththebeast> puss out
<dronebabo> nigga please i'm about to get my crew
<dronebabo> and fucking jump your ass
<dronebabo> aiight
<dronebabo> u talk mad shyt and grillin me aight
<dronebabo> 1d this shyt rite now
<Siththebeast> OH YEAH TALKIN LIKE YOU'RE ON THE STREETS
<Siththebeast> YOU'RE GETTIN ME SCARED
<dronebabo> motherfucker i AM the streets
<Siththebeast> MOTHERFUCKER YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE STREETS
<Siththebeast> BECAUSE YOU'RE ON FUCKING IRC 24/7
<Siththebeast> REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE IRC?
<dronebabo> where the fuck do you think my computer is
<Siththebeast> CAN'T BE BOTH BITCH
<dronebabo> you stupid shit
<Siththebeast> yeah you're fucking computer is outside
<Harem> while you are fucking cats 24/7?
<Siththebeast> how the fuck should i believe that
<dronebabo> yes it is
<dronebabo> i dont know, maybe you can fucking think of a computer outside
<dronebabo> on the streets
<Siththebeast> yeah what the fuck do you do when it rains bitch
<dronebabo> such an abstract concept i KNOW
<dronebabo> what the fuck
<dronebabo> are youserious
<Siththebeast> YEAH I CAN PLACE THE OBJECT MOTHERFUCKER
<dronebabo> put something over the computer
<dronebabo> how the fuck did your genes survive
<Siththebeast> yeah thats real fucking practical
<Siththebeast> you're real fuckin smart having a computer outside
<dronebabo> yeah as practical as putting 4 wheels on a box and having people ride it
<dronebabo> and youre real smart for putting your dick in the wrong species
<Siththebeast> THATS FUCKING PRACTICAL AS HELL
<dronebabo> SURE IS
<Siththebeast> CARS LET YOU FUCKING MOVE BITCH
<dronebabo> PUTTING SHIT OVER MY COMPUTER BLOCKS IT FROM THE RAIN
<Siththebeast> WHENS THE LAST TIME YOUR FAT ASS EVER RAN SOMEWHERE?
<dronebabo> YESTERDA
<dronebabo> Y
<Siththebeast> BITCH HOW FAR YOU RUN
<dronebabo> 2 MILES MOTHERFUCKER
<Siththebeast> WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T BELIVE THAT SHIT
<Siththebeast> SCROLL UP, FIND ME THE LOGS
<dronebabo> well u better fucking believe it
<Siththebeast> I WANT YOU TO COPY PASTE
<dronebabo> yeah i will one fucking second you stupid shit
<dronebabo> (22:47:26) (@dronebabo) 2 MILES MOTHERFUCKER
<dronebabo> BAM
<Siththebeast> THATS PROOF OF SHIT
<Katoan> arr
<Siththebeast> I RAN 18 MILES YESTERDAY MOTHERFUCKER
<dronebabo> do you want a fucking visual representation i will fucking mspaint that shit for you and rub my cock on your forehead
<Siththebeast> Siththebeast> I RAN 18 MILES YESTERDAY MOTHERFUCKER
<Siththebeast> OH LOOK
<Siththebeast> I RAN 18 MILES
<dronebabo> WHEN DID I FUCKING DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR FUCKING STATEMENT YOU STUPID SHIT
<Siththebeast> yeah ms paint that shit that proves it
<dronebabo> THANKS FOR REPEATING SOMETHING YOU ALREADY SAID LIKE A DUMBASS
<dronebabo> LOOK IM SITH LOL I REPEAT SHIT I ALREADY SAID TWICE
<Siththebeast> I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU BITCH
<dronebabo> LOOK IM SITH LOL I REPEAT SHIT I ALREADY SAID TWICE
<Harem> [22:48] <Siththebeast> I FUCKED A CAT YESTERDAY
<Siththebeast> CAN'T YOU UNDERSSTAND?
<Siththebeast> HAREM GET THE FUCK OUT
<dronebabo> oh look what fucking popped up
<dronebabo> proof of your cat fucking
<Siththebeast> yeah you believe everything you read on the internet you're one stupid fuck
<dronebabo> yeah you stupid shit
<dronebabo> of course i fucking believe shit on the internet
<Siththebeast> WOW
<Siththebeast> JUST WOW
<dronebabo> why would u even fucking have this conversation
<Siththebeast> EVERYONE LOOK AT DRONE
<dronebabo> if you didnt think any of it was real
<Siththebeast> LOOK HOW FUCKING SMART HE IS
<dronebabo> why thank you very much sir sith
<Siththebeast> LOOK HOW COOL HE IS
<Siththebeast> HE'S THE STREETS
<dronebabo> ive been waiting for that compliment for ages
<Siththebeast> HE'S IRC
<Siththebeast> WHAT AIN'T HE?
<Siththebeast> i'm mocking you motherfucker
<dronebabo> im getting bored
<dronebabo> lets continue some other time
<Siththebeast> same
<Siththebeast> i g2g brush my teeth
<dronebabo> k
<dronebabo> hf
<Siththebeast> i'll bb in like 5-6
<Siththebeast> so everyone just chill
<dronebabo> alright