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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
May 16 2008 12:51 GMT
#781
On May 14 2008 09:35 Jathin wrote:
[8:26:41p] [@IntoTheWow] We should start making up making up incontrol jokes
[8:26:44p] [@IntoTheWow] he will go nuts
[8:27:00p] [@IntoTheWow] "how do you tip Incontrol?", "you can't, he will just roll back to face you again"
[8:27:01p] [@IntoTheWow] etc
[8:28:21p] [@IntoTheWow] What's bigger than a cow, but not as a good poster"
[8:29:24p] [@vGl-CoW] i heard it's impossible to kill inc early game because every tier 1 unit you throw his way starts orbiting him



hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Moderator
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32124 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-16 13:40:06
May 16 2008 13:38 GMT
#782
LOL hahahah those are great

On May 16 2008 11:14 Nitrogen23 wrote:
<fanatacist> here is where the dilemma is
<fanatacist> i can't tell
<fanatacist> if the sweatshirt is wet because of vomit or rain
<fanatacist> the problem is
<fanatacist> I can't smell it to determine this
<fanatacist> because I vomitted through my nose as well
<fanatacist> so everything smells like vomit


another little gem too haha

osnap, ima ghost!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
May 16 2008 15:25 GMT
#783
God damn I was fucked up. And no one helped me, either on AIM or IRC. What the fuck, people?

I ended up smelling every square inch of the sofa I was on and my clothes, giving up, and throwing handfulls of baby powder everywhere to cover any possible scent. Then I woke up this morning to realize that I actually didn't vomit on anything other than the grass outside Walgreens and that Chinese restaurant where the couple looked at me and I said "This place gives me indigestion" in between retches.
Peace~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24754 Posts
May 16 2008 16:30 GMT
#784
In my experience vomitting is not enjoyable. I put it about in the same category as trying to read Toni Morrison novels.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 16 2008 17:53 GMT
#785
Ahahahaha Toni Morrison novels
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-16 18:20:25
May 16 2008 18:16 GMT
#786
about a GG.net Forum moderator:

@vGl-CoW: you basically have a mop and you're standing inside a house made of shit
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 17 2008 06:39 GMT
#787
(02:38:43) (+Katoan) what does a gayman and an organic food farmer have in common?
(02:38:44) (StormichThe2nd) lol
(02:38:45) (@IntoTheWow) I dont have
(02:38:45) (@IntoTheWow) a
(02:38:46) (@IntoTheWow) hdiasdnka
(02:38:48) (@Gene_) what
(02:38:48) (+Katoan) both cultivate their seed in to shit
(02:38:49) (Nitrogen) lol
(02:38:50) (+TL-SayaSP) LOL
(02:38:53) (@Gene_) ew
(02:38:53) (@Gene_) :|
(02:38:56) (Nitrogen) LOLWTF?
(02:38:57) (@IntoTheWow) LOL Katoan
(02:38:57) (StormichThe2nd) ahhahaha
(02:38:58) (@Gene_) i think im going to go vomit now
(02:39:02) (+Katoan) hahaha
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 17 2008 07:09 GMT
#788
On May 16 2008 21:51 Beyonder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2008 09:35 Jathin wrote:
[8:26:41p] [@IntoTheWow] We should start making up making up incontrol jokes
[8:26:44p] [@IntoTheWow] he will go nuts
[8:27:00p] [@IntoTheWow] "how do you tip Incontrol?", "you can't, he will just roll back to face you again"
[8:27:01p] [@IntoTheWow] etc
[8:28:21p] [@IntoTheWow] What's bigger than a cow, but not as a good poster"
[8:29:24p] [@vGl-CoW] i heard it's impossible to kill inc early game because every tier 1 unit you throw his way starts orbiting him



hahahahahahahahahahahaha


LOOK WHOS HERE.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
May 17 2008 14:20 GMT
#789
[16:15:30] <Falcynn> I just realized that the vitamins I've been taking the last 2 months are for men over 50...that's not gonna have any negative effects right?
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 17 2008 23:07 GMT
#790
the truth behind cloud

<totcloud> well
<totcloud> its kinda weird everyone thinks of me as cookie monster
<totcloud> actually ive been obsessed with pedobear for years
<totcloud> it would fit me more too
UNFUCK YOURSELF
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 18 2008 06:42 GMT
#791
Hahaha oh god
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
May 18 2008 19:00 GMT
#792
<zubrils> I am such a genius - my sister asked me to don't finish off milk because she wants to make coctails with her friends this evening, and I was like fuck u and drink 1l of milk and replace milk with 2 banana skins
<@dronebabo> LOL?
<zubrils> dronebabo yea, admire me..
<+Katoan> 0_o
<phiwha> wtf
<zubrils> Enstein SUCK ON THIS!!!
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 00:16:06
May 21 2008 00:11 GMT
#793
i know its tacky to quote yourself but fuck it this is funny and its not about me


[20:05] <TL-DeadVessel> its not homo if we don;t our balls don't touch
[20:05] * Jump|HSR|T has left #teamliquid
[20:05] <GenZai> 24m95
[20:05] <xioxia> =DD
[20:06] <xioxia> rofl
[20:06] <TL-DeadVessel> you can just pretend im a hairy/flat chested girl and i can pretend you're a girl if with a strapon
[20:06] <vGl-CoW> it's not homo as long as we shake hands after we're done
[20:06] <Cube``> haha
[20:06] <TL-DeadVessel> its not homo if it lacks eye contact
[20:06] <Katoan> hookay
[20:07] <Boesthius> it's not homo if you engage in combat afterwards
[20:07] <Gene_> lmao
[20:07] <Cube``> or beforehand
[20:07] <Katoan> or the other party is dead
[20:07] <Boesthius> or during
[20:07] <Gene_> and definitely not during
[20:07] <Boesthius> it's the manliest shit during
[20:07] <Gene_> straightest of the straight
[20:07] <Katoan> oh man
[20:07] <Katoan> I'm getting images
[20:08] <Katoan> in my head
[20:08] <Katoan> of fighting during gaysex
[20:08] <Gene_> lol
[20:08] <Katoan> ...
[20:08] <Gene_> do you enjoy them as much as me
[20:08] <Gene_> lol
[20:08] <Gene_> hahaha
[20:08] <Boesthius> lol
[20:08] <Katoan> I can just imagine
[20:08] <Katoan> the scratching
[20:08] <Gene_> i am nearly hysterical
[20:08] <Katoan> and shit
[20:08] <Katoan> bitchslapping
[20:08] <Gene_> oh
[20:08] <Gene_> LOL
[20:08] <Gene_> mine are SO different
[20:08] <Gene_> hahahaha
[20:08] <Boesthius> i'm seeing like
[20:08] <Katoan> it's because
[20:08] <Boesthius> broadswords
[20:08] <Katoan> you think they're straight
[20:08] <Boesthius> and axes
[20:08] <Gene_> im seeing war
[20:08] <Boesthius> and shit.
[20:08] <Gene_> hahaha
[20:08] <Katoan> think if they are
[20:08] <Gene_> LOL
[20:08] <Katoan> gay
[20:08] <Gene_> i have tons of guns
[20:08] <Gene_> and war
[20:08] <Katoan> they'd fucking have sex
[20:08] <Gene_> hahaha
[20:08] <Katoan> and then the other one would go
[20:08] <Boesthius> one of the guys is riding a dinosaur
[20:08] <Katoan> "you totally can't wear that tanktop"
[20:08] <Gene_> LOL
[20:09] <Katoan> and a huge fight starts there
[20:09] <Boesthius> hahaha



[20:13] <Jathin> one time I shoved an entire spice girl in my asshole
[20:14] <vGl-CoW> which one

[20:15] <TL-DeadVessel> whenever me and my friends would discuss spice girls
[20:15] <vGl-CoW> (every day)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 21 2008 01:47 GMT
#794
[14:54] <nevergg_> my boss just told me spending $2000 on a new camera just because FBH ceremonies too quickly for my shutter speed is not a valid justification....

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 21 2008 05:37 GMT
#795
(02:34:11) (@Manifesto7) anyone want a game?
(02:34:13) (@Manifesto7) im on west
(02:34:21) (SoYuKKUSENMAN) but jaedong and mind are playing
(02:34:23) (+Jathin) wtf mani
(02:34:26) (+Jathin) wach jaedong vs. mind
(02:34:30) (Nitrogen) yeah watch jaedong mind game srsly
(02:34:35) (@IntoTheWow) Mind vs Jaedgon Manifesto7
(02:34:36) (+Jathin) or free vs.
(02:34:40) (@Manifesto7) =\
(02:34:47) (@IntoTheWow) or 4 PvZ in hanbit vs STKT_T1
(02:34:49) (+Jathin) free vs. a zerg that isn't free
(02:34:50) (@Manifesto7) i never get to play bw anymore
(02:34:56) (@Manifesto7) i left work early in order to play today
(02:35:00) (Nitrogen) lol
(02:35:10) (@Manifesto7) my wife and child are not at home
(02:35:21) (@Manifesto7) this is an opportunity that comes along maybe twice a year

Poor man! somebody give him his BWs!!!
Moderator<:3-/-<
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 21 2008 19:41 GMT
#796
On May 21 2008 10:47 Nyovne wrote:
[14:54] <nevergg_> my boss just told me spending $2000 on a new camera just because FBH ceremonies too quickly for my shutter speed is not a valid justification....

LOL! and sorry mani
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 24 2008 01:43 GMT
#797
(22:42:26) (roboto) the japanese have such a peculiar view on sexuality
(22:42:47) (@dronebabo) correct*

lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 24 2008 01:52 GMT
#798
--- Nuked ---
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
May 24 2008 02:11 GMT
#799
On May 24 2008 10:52 dronebabo wrote:
what's wrong with missionary sex?


is it consensual?
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
May 24 2008 02:24 GMT
#800
[04:19:28] <roboto> damnit I've been quoted
[04:19:36] <roboto> ITW! you stole my soul
[04:19:41] <roboto> give it back
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
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