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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 24 2008 02:28 GMT
#801
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
May 24 2008 06:15 GMT
#802
Ah so consensual in redundant eh?

I haven't heard anyone refer to rape as 'surprise sex' in a while though D:
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
May 24 2008 06:44 GMT
#803
Well no one doesn't want sex anymore, rape is obsolete now.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 07:03:40
May 26 2008 06:59 GMT
#804
On May 24 2008 15:44 bumatlarge wrote:
Well no one doesn't want sex anymore, rape is obsolete now.



LOL DECAF DOES


[08:29] <+decaf> nyovne you missed me fucking up at life.
[08:29] <@TL-Nyovne> haha hows that
[08:29] <@Gene_> yeah you really dropped the ball
[08:29] <@Gene_> but i wouldnt worry
[08:29] <@Gene_> judging by her happiness in that picture
[08:29] <+decaf> lol
[08:29] <@Gene_> she's not running anywhere
[08:29] <+TL-SayaSP> he dropped the soap
[08:29] <+TL-SayaSP> actually
[08:29] <@TL-Nyovne> how did you drop that shit decaf
[08:29] <+decaf> idk...she's not one to dwell on a guy
[08:29] <+decaf> nyovne
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> silence lets hear this mans tale
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> !
[08:30] <@Gene_> lol we already have
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> you missed it
[08:30] <+decaf> i spooned with this girl twice in the last two days and havent gotten anything
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> more like
[08:30] <@Gene_> hahahah
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> you
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> hahahaha
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> not even
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> smoochy smoochy
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> kiss kiss
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> ?
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> it was
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> spoon to fail
[08:30] <+decaf> there was a GLARING oppurtunity for me to totally fuck her but i didn't realize it till after the fact
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> Did you tell her you have fresh cut dick
[08:30] <+decaf> i'm an overthinking pussy
[08:30] <@Gene_> LOL
[08:30] <+TL-SayaSP> HAHAHA
[08:30] <@Gene_> now THAT is a line
[08:30] <@Gene_> "i just got my dick cut"
[08:30] <@Gene_> "COOL CAN I SEE"
[08:30] <+decaf> rofl
[08:30] <@Gene_> "Totally."
[08:30] <@TL-Nyovne> well
[08:31] <+decaf> FUCK
[08:31] <+decaf> awoefijawpeoi
[08:31] <+decaf> godd
[08:31] <+decaf> im so pissed
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 13:20:36
May 26 2008 07:04 GMT
#805
[09:03] * anotak has joined #TeamLiquid
[09:03] <anotak> omfg how did TSL end
[09:04] <anotak> i passed out right as the 4th match ended

indd micronesia, my bad I normally edit it out of all my quotes. Well at least I try not to forget ^^.

Boes could you edit it from yours as well please if you read this, ill poke you on irc about it later as well but you're not on atm.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 17:45:44
May 26 2008 08:20 GMT
#806
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
May 26 2008 08:39 GMT
#807
So nice to plaster his ip into the forums ._.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
May 26 2008 20:01 GMT
#808
[16:00] * DiSSY slaps GG-Artanis around a bit with a large trout
[16:00] <DiSSY> sup?
[16:00] <GG-Artanis> game?!
[16:00] <DiSSY> no
[16:00] <DiSSY> you are pothead

I must be missing some history; this caught me totally by surprise. But lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12973 Posts
May 26 2008 21:02 GMT
#809
Didn't catch the last sentence, got .net split.
Anyway, I'm Dutch, that's why.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 26 2008 22:37 GMT
#810
[00:32] <Meez> Mmm. I think the fact that Katoan's job schedule is currently acting as my clock, is a sure sign I spend way too much time on IRC.

Worst.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
May 26 2008 23:59 GMT
#811
[19:58] <TL-H_> That reminds me of a picture I saw where a guy wrote 'LeAve' in buildings on the minimap
[19:58] <Lemonwalrus> what does that mean
[19:58] <Lemonwalrus> oh
[19:58] <Gaetele> ub
[19:58] <micronesia> rofl
[19:58] <Lemonwalrus> I thought it was Le Ave
[19:58] <Lemonwalrus> not leave
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
May 27 2008 00:29 GMT
#812
most of you probably already read these, but they are just too damn funny not to post


<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit


<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
May 27 2008 00:37 GMT
#813
Sonium was asking for it with a question worded like that.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
May 27 2008 03:36 GMT
#814
haha sonium
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
May 27 2008 03:38 GMT
#815
from bash
<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the subpoenas.

chibi aka?
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
May 29 2008 11:29 GMT
#816
[14:28:10] <GG-Art^college> is dat sum gay nigger
[14:28:19] <Elf_Fantasy> no, thats a mirror

Classic
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
May 30 2008 22:44 GMT
#817
[18:42] * Carnac_ sets mode: +o thebedhaji
[18:42] <Jathin> thebedhaji
[18:42] <Jathin> LOL I GET IT.
[18:42] <go-suap|populis> rofl
[18:42] * nepeta (~nepeta@s5593ecee.adsl.wanadoo.nl) Quit (Quit)
[18:42] <go-suap|populis> i just got it too =(
[18:42] <Harem> I dun get it
[18:42] <Jathin> he replaced "wetter" with "haji"
Moderator。◕‿◕。
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
May 30 2008 23:29 GMT
#818
hahaha that is funny. very quick.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 31 2008 20:32 GMT
#819
<mihkeL> i'd rather fuck my mom instead of watching a replay

when everyone started spamming that it's a replay, lol
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
May 31 2008 21:48 GMT
#820
i think i'm banned from the IRC... every time i try to say something I get "#cannot send to channel"

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