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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32124 Posts
May 13 2008 20:03 GMT
#761
On May 14 2008 02:00 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2008 01:45 Nyovne wrote:
[18:43] <@TL-Nyovne> 20k+ chinese dead, 20+k burmese dead
[18:43] <@vGl-CoW> w00t finally freed up some supply


LOOOL god I shouldn't have laughed at that


Yeah, you're a mod! you should be an upstanding citizen!

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
May 13 2008 23:30 GMT
#762
On May 14 2008 01:45 Nyovne wrote:
[18:43] <@TL-Nyovne> 20k+ chinese dead, 20+k burmese dead
[18:43] <@vGl-CoW> w00t finally freed up some supply


Omg, that's awful but hilarious.
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-14 00:18:14
May 14 2008 00:16 GMT
#763
<micronesia> hahaha
<zaien> youre an idiot
<Jathin> admit it
<zaien> die irl
<Jathin> c'mon man
<Jathin> it's sick
<IntoTheWow> micronesia
<Jathin> out with it already
<IntoTheWow> why does everybody say that
<IntoTheWow> on a linking scale
<IntoTheWow> with dronebabo jathin intothewow
<IntoTheWow> how would you rank us
<micronesia> er what
<IntoTheWow> Clickeable -> not clickeable
<micronesia> I don't usually click on them by default
<micronesia> :/
<Jathin> you forgot Strafe
<IntoTheWow> strafe of course
<IntoTheWow> ye yes
<Jathin> hahaha
<micronesia> usually it is fine
<Jathin> remember when we were sitting on IRC
<Jathin> and spent an entire day looking up girls shoving electric eels in their pussies
*micronesia parts
<Jathin> nobody remembers that eh
<TL-H_> <Jathin> everyone thinks i'm a really disgusting fuck
<Jathin> hahahaha
<micronesia> TL-H_ I found out the deal with my car insurance
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24754 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-14 00:25:58
May 14 2008 00:23 GMT
#764
That last line had me rofling for a good 5 minutes.

Also:

[20:24] <IntoTheWow> I think banned people
[20:24] <IntoTheWow> should get a gg.net icon
[20:24] <IntoTheWow> instead of the nuke one
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
May 14 2008 00:35 GMT
#765
--- Nuked ---
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 14 2008 00:37 GMT
#766
lol intothewow
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 14 2008 09:05 GMT
#767
On May 14 2008 09:35 Jathin wrote:
[8:26:41p] [@IntoTheWow] We should start making up making up incontrol jokes
[8:26:44p] [@IntoTheWow] he will go nuts
[8:27:00p] [@IntoTheWow] "how do you tip Incontrol?", "you can't, he will just roll back to face you again"
[8:27:01p] [@IntoTheWow] etc
[8:28:21p] [@IntoTheWow] What's bigger than a cow, but not as a good poster"
[8:29:24p] [@vGl-CoW] i heard it's impossible to kill inc early game because every tier 1 unit you throw his way starts orbiting him

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL great ones to wake up to hahaha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 15 2008 04:03 GMT
#768
kpcrew-Lzuruha thank you for your time
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 15 2008 04:10 GMT
#769
On May 15 2008 13:03 SayaSP wrote:
kpcrew-Lzuruha thank you for your time


lol
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 15 2008 04:12 GMT
#770
On May 15 2008 13:10 H_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2008 13:03 SayaSP wrote:
kpcrew-Lzuruha thank you for your time


lol


that guy was funny
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
May 15 2008 05:09 GMT
#771
[06:08:24] ::: Nick: (PusanStrawMicro) (~Evilbunny@c-24-4-162-82.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) is now known as (iCCup_Raelcun)
[06:08:26] ・iCCup_Raelcun ・wat
[06:08:31] ・iCCup_Raelcun ・im going to ban you all from iccup
[06:08:34] ・+iCCup-Raelcun ・gtfo
[06:08:36] ・iCCup_Raelcun ・lol
[06:08:37] ・iCCup_Raelcun ・ohSHI
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 15 2008 14:45 GMT
#772
[16:36] <@vGl-RaGe> Whats a good title
[16:36] <@vGl-RaGe> for like
[16:36] <@vGl-RaGe> the end 'summary' of the text
[16:36] <@nevergg_> conclusion lol
[16:37] <@TL-Nyovne> Conclusie?
[16:37] <@TL-Nyovne> T_T
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> no a
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> less typical
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> title
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> ugh
[16:37] <@TL-Nyovne> is it a uni project
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> I'll leave it on Conclusion atm
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> no
[16:37] <@TL-Nyovne> what then
[16:37] <@vGl-RaGe> its a TeamLiquid project
[16:37] <@pachi> what did jerry springer call his?
[16:38] <@vGl-RaGe> it's more of a conclusion, wrap-up than afterthoughts
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe Whats a good title
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe for like
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe the end 'summary' of the text
[16:41] <@TL-Nyovne> here it comes
[16:41] <@Chill_at_work> lol
[16:41] <@Chill_at_work> im on the edge of my seat
[16:41] * @TL-Nyovne *drums*.
[16:41] <@vGl-RaGe> haha
[16:41] <+Moltke> oh shut up
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
May 15 2008 15:48 GMT
#773
<+Jathin> haha
<+Jathin> sad part is
<+Jathin> the only indian girl I've ever thought was attractive is my sister
<+Jathin> well, not the ONLY. but very rarely do I see goodlooking indian girls
<+Jathin> shame I can't fuck my sister anymore
<+Jathin> we broke up last week
<@TL-Nyovne> aww
<@pachi> i think i may have to leave now
<@TL-Nyovne> I feel for you jathin
<@pachi> i feel anymore and i might be required to testify to police
<@TL-Nyovne> I know how much of a bitch she can be
<@pachi> bai nyonyo
* @pachi (~pachi@210-84-47-232.dyn.iinet.net.au) Quit (Quit)
<+Jathin> yeah
<+Jathin> our problem was that we were just *too* sexual
<@TL-Nyovne> now you have to miss that warm pussy love and comfort in your own parental home
<+Jathin> we'd go to bars together and she'd put her hands under the table and reach down my pants
<@TL-Nyovne> hard knock life
<+Jathin> wow, I am so flaccid right now
<+Jathin> there isn't a single drop of blood in my cock
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 16 2008 02:14 GMT
#774
<fanatacist> here is where the dilemma is
<fanatacist> i can't tell
<fanatacist> if the sweatshirt is wet because of vomit or rain
<fanatacist> the problem is
<fanatacist> I can't smell it to determine this
<fanatacist> because I vomitted through my nose as well
<fanatacist> so everything smells like vomit
UNFUCK YOURSELF
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 16 2008 03:28 GMT
#775
fanaticist's life problems.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 16 2008 03:35 GMT
#776
Vomiting through your nose fucking SUCKS
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 16 2008 03:45 GMT
#777
<@IntoTheWow> lilsusie
<@IntoTheWow> if you try to steal sayasp from me
<@IntoTheWow> ill fucking cut your hands off

don't mess with intothewow.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 16 2008 03:48 GMT
#778
On May 16 2008 12:35 H_ wrote:
Vomiting through your nose fucking SUCKS

hahaha quote of the month
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 16 2008 04:13 GMT
#779
Anne Young, hah! See you!
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 16 2008 12:47 GMT
#780
On May 16 2008 13:13 Smurg wrote:
Anne Young, hah! See you!

It's alive !!! :o
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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