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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
May 06 2008 02:51 GMT
#721
[22:48] <Katoan> does rally toggle move or attack move?
[22:48] <micronesia> ?
[22:49] <Katoan> when you rally gates for example and make zealots
[22:49] <Lemonwalrus> rallied units do not attack
[22:49] <Katoan> do they attack move to the destination
[22:49] <Katoan> or move
[22:49] <Katoan> okay so they move
[22:49] <Lemonwalrus> until they reach the destination
[22:49] <Locked> in wc3 they attack
[22:49] <Lemonwalrus> so move
[22:49] <Locked> wait... i think they attack
[22:49] <micronesia> even if you really to a patch it's just move
[22:49] <micronesia> not action
[22:49] <Locked> nm maybe they don't attack
[22:49] <micronesia> lol Locked
[22:49] <micronesia> are you drunk
[22:49] <Locked> i like it better when it's just move anyhow
[22:49] <Locked> zzZzz

[image loading]

Poll: Locked was...
(Vote): Drunk
(Vote): Really sleepy
(Vote): High
(Vote): Being silly
(Vote): At the peak of mental awareness
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 06 2008 02:56 GMT
#722
it's just not an interesting conversation -________________-;;
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-06 02:57:21
May 06 2008 02:57 GMT
#723
On May 06 2008 11:56 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
it's just not an interesting conversation -________________-;;

Well I agree but nothing funnier than someone embarrassing themselves.

edit: especially Locked <3
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-06 03:01:17
May 06 2008 03:01 GMT
#724
dumb, this guy is dumb
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
May 06 2008 03:02 GMT
#725
On May 06 2008 12:01 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
dumb, this guy is dumb

Or perhaps drunk and high? I should have added another poll option.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
May 06 2008 03:09 GMT
#726
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
May 06 2008 03:18 GMT
#727
ROFL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Moderatorsloppy little slug
kyari_
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Romania558 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-06 04:52:37
May 06 2008 04:52 GMT
#728
well i know that locked doesn't drink, and he only gets like 1.5 hours of sleep every night...

edit: or get high
http://www.myspace.com/kyarikicksass
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
May 07 2008 03:14 GMT
#729
<TL-H_> My first name begins with J, instead of H
<quetzalcoatl> Jesus? is that you?

I lol'd..Hard
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
May 07 2008 03:48 GMT
#730
ROFL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Moderatorsloppy little slug
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
May 07 2008 03:57 GMT
#731
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-07 03:59:45
May 07 2008 03:59 GMT
#732
Locked was gradually unlocking his massive computational mental machinery, producing revelations that overturn each other rapidly as the cascading petaflops roll on like a horde of roaring seahorses.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
May 07 2008 04:03 GMT
#733
On May 07 2008 12:59 oneofthem wrote:
Locked was gradually unlocking his massive computational mental machinery, producing revelations that overturn each other rapidly as the cascading petaflops roll on like a horde of roaring seahorses.

I think a simple 'lol noob' would have sufficed, but it was interesting trying to decipher that.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
sohee_pink
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Philippines447 Posts
May 07 2008 04:28 GMT
#734
On April 28 2008 01:19 Nyovne wrote:
[05:19] <@dronebabo> hey
[05:19] <@dronebabo> whats the word for disgusting
[05:20] <myMYM|SoHee> in?
[05:20] <myMYM|SoHee> jap?
[05:20] <@dronebabo> ya
[05:20] <EmeraldSparks> i don't think the japanese have a word for disgusting
[05:20] <@dronebabo> hmm
[05:20] <@dronebabo> really?
[05:20] <EmeraldSparks> no they do
[05:20] <@dronebabo> how do they describe sith's face then
[05:21] <EmeraldSparks> i mean what sorts of things would the japanese find disgusting
[05:21] <TL-H_> Consensual heterosexual intercourse
[05:21] <+mahnini> missionary sex
[05:22] <EmeraldSparks> lmao
[05:22] <@dronebabo> hahahahah
[05:22] <@dronebabo> LOL
[05:22] <@dronebabo> missionary sex
[05:22] <@dronebabo> oh lawd
[05:22] <@dronebabo> that got me good


[05:39] * myMYM|SoHee was kicked by dronebabo (|¯| <- there's the exit)
[05:39] <@dronebabo> ahahaha
[05:39] <@dronebabo> we are free of vaginas
[05:39] <+mahnini> hahahah


lolz, it's been a while when I was last quoted
Hiatus
Deleted User 30223
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3104 Posts
May 07 2008 07:36 GMT
#735
On May 07 2008 12:14 arb wrote:
<TL-H_> My first name begins with J, instead of H
<quetzalcoatl> Jesus? is that you?

I lol'd..Hard


LOL.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 10 2008 02:43 GMT
#736
(23:38:57) (Jathin) FAGGOTS NNIGGERS
(23:38:59) (Jathin) ARE YOU HERE
(23:38:59) (Jathin) IM DRUNK
(23:39:00) (Jathin) HEY
(23:39:01) (Jathin) HEY
...

(23:41:01) (Jathin) dude
(23:41:02) (Jathin) I realized
(23:41:06) (Jathin) me and my ex didn't use a condom having sex
(23:41:12) (Jathin) you know what's disgusting about that
(23:41:14) (@IntoTheWow) YOU NOTICED NOW?
(23:41:17) (Jathin) she goes to the bathroom
(23:41:24) (Jathin) and she fucking squeezes my cum out into the toilet
(23:41:25) (Jathin) SICK SHIT MAN
(23:41:27) (@IntoTheWow) LOL
Moderator<:3-/-<
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 10 2008 02:45 GMT
#737
The things Jathin says when he's drunk
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 10 2008 03:11 GMT
#738
On May 10 2008 11:43 IntoTheWow wrote:
(23:38:57) (Jathin) FAGGOTS NNIGGERS
(23:38:59) (Jathin) ARE YOU HERE
(23:38:59) (Jathin) IM DRUNK
(23:39:00) (Jathin) HEY
(23:39:01) (Jathin) HEY
...

(23:41:01) (Jathin) dude
(23:41:02) (Jathin) I realized
(23:41:06) (Jathin) me and my ex didn't use a condom having sex
(23:41:12) (Jathin) you know what's disgusting about that
(23:41:14) (@IntoTheWow) YOU NOTICED NOW?
(23:41:17) (Jathin) she goes to the bathroom
(23:41:24) (Jathin) and she fucking squeezes my cum out into the toilet
(23:41:25) (Jathin) SICK SHIT MAN
(23:41:27) (@IntoTheWow) LOL

wtf like 75% of the girls out there does that, and its one of the things that makes them happy about anal. It's easier to squeeze out.

GG.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 10 2008 03:19 GMT
#739
AHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Oh thats pure gold.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
May 10 2008 04:29 GMT
#740
On May 10 2008 12:11 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 11:43 IntoTheWow wrote:
(23:38:57) (Jathin) FAGGOTS NNIGGERS
(23:38:59) (Jathin) ARE YOU HERE
(23:38:59) (Jathin) IM DRUNK
(23:39:00) (Jathin) HEY
(23:39:01) (Jathin) HEY
...

(23:41:01) (Jathin) dude
(23:41:02) (Jathin) I realized
(23:41:06) (Jathin) me and my ex didn't use a condom having sex
(23:41:12) (Jathin) you know what's disgusting about that
(23:41:14) (@IntoTheWow) YOU NOTICED NOW?
(23:41:17) (Jathin) she goes to the bathroom
(23:41:24) (Jathin) and she fucking squeezes my cum out into the toilet
(23:41:25) (Jathin) SICK SHIT MAN
(23:41:27) (@IntoTheWow) LOL

wtf like 75% of the girls out there does that, and its one of the things that makes me happy about anal. It's easier to squeeze out.

GG.

Fixed.

GG.
Peace~
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