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goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
April 21 2008 04:44 GMT
#701
On April 08 2008 07:26 SayaSP wrote:
(18:23:10) (Siththebeast) maybe you should take some time off
(18:23:12) (Siththebeast) from living
(18:23:26) (@dronebabo) are you giving me a time out?
(18:23:29) (Siththebeast) of life
(18:23:31) (Siththebeast) yes
(18:23:36) (@dronebabo) what the hell is that nigga
(18:23:51) (@dronebabo) theres no time outs in life
(18:24:05) (Siththebeast) it's called a coma
(18:24:09) (Siththebeast) i'm going to put you in one



ROFL

ggnore
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
April 23 2008 01:01 GMT
#702
<@vGl-CoW> i wish i was fat and gay so i would have an excuse for being an awkward nerd.
<@vGl-CoW> y'all
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1654 Posts
April 23 2008 02:43 GMT
#703
<Sigrun> WAW
Graphics
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 23 2008 08:21 GMT
#704
On April 23 2008 11:43 Sigrun wrote:
<Sigrun> WAW

say wut?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
April 23 2008 08:32 GMT
#705
On April 23 2008 11:43 Sigrun wrote:
<Sigrun> WAW

Sidekick...etc..etc
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 23 2008 09:16 GMT
#706
On April 13 2008 22:55 Nyovne wrote:

[15:51] <zulu_nation8> moltke if you could choose between an ugly german girl with no money to marry or a rich hot chinese girl to marry which one would you choose
[15:52] <+Moltke> zulu, you're appropriating German qualities and attaching the adjective Chinese to them and vice versa
[15:52] <+Moltke> That's ridiculous





omfg
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
April 23 2008 18:03 GMT
#707
On April 23 2008 11:43 Sigrun wrote:
<Sigrun> WAW


selfquoting, gj
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 23 2008 21:18 GMT
#708
On April 23 2008 17:32 Xiberia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2008 11:43 Sigrun wrote:
<Sigrun> WAW

Sidekick...etc..etc

I meant the self quoting but tnx anyway beeaattcchh :D:D <3.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
April 23 2008 21:32 GMT
#709
On April 23 2008 18:16 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2008 22:55 Nyovne wrote:

[15:51] moltke if you could choose between an ugly german girl with no money to marry or a rich hot chinese girl to marry which one would you choose
[15:52] <+Moltke> zulu, you're appropriating German qualities and attaching the adjective Chinese to them and vice versa
[15:52] <+Moltke> That's ridiculous





omfg

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Moderator
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
April 23 2008 21:54 GMT
#710
I was reading this thread at the Schoenberg Music Library at UCLA, and I was two pages in when I had to stop reading because I was disturbing the people around me with my muffled laughter.
Super serious.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
April 25 2008 22:13 GMT
#711
(18:11:10) (indigophone) Katoan, kiss me
(18:11:16) (Katoan) umm no
(18:11:18) (Katoan) I don't think so
(18:11:35) (Katoan) I'm afraid I'll catch your apm
(18:11:41) (TL-H_) gg
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
April 26 2008 13:23 GMT
#712
<Moltke> When I was young my grandparents said
<Moltke> I was as beautiful as an American girl
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 26 2008 13:48 GMT
#713
On April 26 2008 22:23 fanta[Rn] wrote:
<Moltke> When I was young my grandparents said
<Moltke> I was as beautiful as an American girl

Hahaha :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
April 26 2008 14:45 GMT
#714
Wtf
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
HyoSang
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States194 Posts
April 26 2008 16:26 GMT
#715
On April 26 2008 07:13 SayaSP wrote:
(18:11:10) (indigophone) Katoan, kiss me
(18:11:16) (Katoan) umm no
(18:11:18) (Katoan) I don't think so
(18:11:35) (Katoan) I'm afraid I'll catch your apm
(18:11:41) (TL-H_) gg


rofl
EE HAN TIMING!!
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
April 27 2008 14:41 GMT
#716
<+Moltke> Ich bin der Führer!
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
April 27 2008 16:19 GMT
#717
[05:19] <@dronebabo> hey
[05:19] <@dronebabo> whats the word for disgusting
[05:20] <myMYM|SoHee> in?
[05:20] <myMYM|SoHee> jap?
[05:20] <@dronebabo> ya
[05:20] <EmeraldSparks> i don't think the japanese have a word for disgusting
[05:20] <@dronebabo> hmm
[05:20] <@dronebabo> really?
[05:20] <EmeraldSparks> no they do
[05:20] <@dronebabo> how do they describe sith's face then
[05:21] <EmeraldSparks> i mean what sorts of things would the japanese find disgusting
[05:21] <TL-H_> Consensual heterosexual intercourse
[05:21] <+mahnini> missionary sex
[05:22] <EmeraldSparks> lmao
[05:22] <@dronebabo> hahahahah
[05:22] <@dronebabo> LOL
[05:22] <@dronebabo> missionary sex
[05:22] <@dronebabo> oh lawd
[05:22] <@dronebabo> that got me good


[05:39] * myMYM|SoHee was kicked by dronebabo (|¯| <- there's the exit)
[05:39] <@dronebabo> ahahaha
[05:39] <@dronebabo> we are free of vaginas
[05:39] <+mahnini> hahahah
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
April 27 2008 16:45 GMT
#718
Poor sohee ):
Peace~
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
April 27 2008 16:46 GMT
#719
On April 28 2008 01:19 Nyovne wrote:
[05:19] <@dronebabo> hey
[05:19] <@dronebabo> whats the word for disgusting
[05:20] in?
[05:20] jap?
[05:20] <@dronebabo> ya
[05:20] i don't think the japanese have a word for disgusting
[05:20] <@dronebabo> hmm
[05:20] <@dronebabo> really?
[05:20] no they do
[05:20] <@dronebabo> how do they describe sith's face then
[05:21] i mean what sorts of things would the japanese find disgusting
[05:21] Consensual heterosexual intercourse
[05:21] <+mahnini> missionary sex
[05:22] lmao
[05:22] <@dronebabo> hahahahah
[05:22] <@dronebabo> LOL
[05:22] <@dronebabo> missionary sex
[05:22] <@dronebabo> oh lawd
[05:22] <@dronebabo> that got me good



hahahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24677 Posts
May 06 2008 02:46 GMT
#720
[22:41] <Lemonwalrus> about to be 10 pm
[22:42] <Katoan> is it weird to go to bed at 10pm? 0_o
[22:42] <Lemonwalrus> yeah
[22:42] <Lemonwalrus> I wake up for work at 6 but still can't go to sleep before midnight
[22:42] <Lemonwalrus> just can't
[22:42] <micronesia> bs lol
[22:42] <micronesia> illusion
[22:42] <Lemonwalrus> I take weird naps in the middle of the day sometimes tho
[22:43] <micronesia> your body doesn't know what time it is, but your actions affect when you can sleep, and your conscious mind affects when you do certain actions
[22:43] <Katoan> I don't do naps
[22:43] <Katoan> ffs
[22:43] <Lemonwalrus> well, isn't micro a little psycologist
[22:43] <micronesia> I've grappled with sleep problems all my life tbh
[22:44] <Katoan> sex problems?
[22:44] <micronesia> lack of sex counts I guess
[22:44] <Sigrun> just masturbate
[22:44] <Sigrun> it helps you sleep
[22:44] <Katoan> sex really helps you sleep
[22:44] <Lemonwalrus> idk, it is hard to fall asleep while masturbating

^lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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