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Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
May 10 2008 14:43 GMT
#741
--- Nuked ---
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 10 2008 15:23 GMT
#742
[17:19] <indigophone> never_gg, will you be my fangirl
[17:19] <never_gg> No.
[17:19] <indigophone> is it because I have low APM?
[17:19] <never_gg> Yes.
[17:19] * indigophone cries


Women don't like their men to have low APM, so... do you?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 10 2008 16:08 GMT
#743
Looooooool indigophone ;(
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-10 22:25:08
May 10 2008 22:24 GMT
#744
About TSL RO16;

[00:19] <@Gurd> annoying how they have the sound of the intro so much louder than the commentators
[00:19] <@Gurd> TL-Nyovne fix
[00:19] <TL-Nyovne> its fixed tomorrow
[00:20] <Kuros> also fix the commentator that speaks every second word in caps

Haha ^^, there were like 5 people commenting on that ^^
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
May 11 2008 00:59 GMT
#745
On May 11 2008 00:23 Nyovne wrote:
[17:19] <indigophone> never_gg, will you be my fangirl
[17:19] <never_gg> No.
[17:19] <indigophone> is it because I have low APM?
[17:19] <never_gg> Yes.
[17:19] * indigophone cries


Women don't like their men to have low APM, so... do you?


Hahaha. Oh Phone <3
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 11 2008 01:27 GMT
#746
what is the tlnet irc server?

i have mirc, dont know hwo to connect at all.... let alone to tl net server
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
May 11 2008 01:30 GMT
#747
On May 11 2008 10:27 jjun212 wrote:
what is the tlnet irc server?

i have mirc, dont know hwo to connect at all.... let alone to tl net server

check bottom right. of this site
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
May 11 2008 01:30 GMT
#748
lol, link on bottom right?
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 11 2008 01:37 GMT
#749
oh snap..
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 12 2008 22:32 GMT
#750
Jathin on a roll' LAWLD~~~

[00:08] <Jathin> my shit is tight now babo. mad tight, as chill likes to say.
[00:08] <Jathin> I'm so fucking tight
[00:09] <Jathin> look at that ramp
[00:09] <Jathin> tight as a pussy
[00:09] <Jathin> I wish I could shoutcast with them
[00:09] <Jathin> so the next time he says that I could be like "yeah, tight as a pussy one might say."


[00:17] <Jathin> hey I am currently in med school. invest now so I can buy you nice shit in the future
[00:17] <Jathin> tight pussy now -> nice clothes/shoes in future
[00:17] <Jathin> I should try that on lilsusie
[00:17] <Jathin> think she'll bite?


[00:12] <@fanta[Rn]> Jathin! Help me find my mistake, you're indian, indians = insane programmers ;O
[00:12] <Jathin> god
[00:13] <Jathin> I was a CS major when I was a freshman
[00:13] <@dronebabo> rofl
[00:13] <Jathin> I'm a neuroscience major now
[00:13] <@dronebabo> ROFL
[00:13] <TSL-Lobotomy> im sorry jathin
[00:13] <@dronebabo> LOL
[00:13] <@dronebabo> so typical
[00:13] <TSL-Lobotomy> im really sorry
[00:13] <@dronebabo> u went from an indian major to an indian major
[00:13] <Jathin> shut up faggot
[00:13] <TSL-Lobotomy> CS is like stabbing your eyes out with your own fingers
[00:13] <@Gene`> haha
[00:13] <@fanta[Rn]> :'(
[00:13] <@dronebabo> gene with the obv white major
[00:13] <@Gene`> lol wtf
[00:13] <@Gene`> how's that
[00:13] <Jathin> you're a chink you will shine my balls and maybe I will let you taste a sweat dribble off my cock
[00:13] <@Gene`> i have the most asian major
[00:13] <@dronebabo> HOW MUCH ARE U GOING TO MAKE FIRST YEAR GRAD
[00:13] <Jathin> fucking dog
[00:13] <Jathin> don't talk to me
[00:14] <TSL-Lobotomy> @gene is it math?
[00:14] <@Gene`> yep
[00:14] <@dronebabo> wtf lobotomy
[00:14] <@dronebabo> racist
[00:14] <@Gene`> is there such a thing as a white major
[00:14] <@dronebabo> ya
[00:14] <Jathin> yeah nursing
[00:14] <@Gene`> hahahaha
[00:14] <TSL-Lobotomy> hey now, i have a white major its called nascar and natty ice
[00:14] <Jathin> hahaha
[00:14] <@Gene`> oh god

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
May 12 2008 23:55 GMT
#751
why arent more people in this channel right now?
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 13 2008 00:06 GMT
#752
Hahahahahaha
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Lysithea
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden204 Posts
May 13 2008 16:04 GMT
#753
[17:55:53] <Jathin> wow
[17:56:01] <Jathin> I totally hooked up with my ex-gf's suitemate
[17:56:09] <Jathin> this girl
[17:56:14] <Jathin> is the most timid conservative girl ever
[17:56:21] <Jathin> I found her clothes on my floor
[17:56:24] <Jathin> and my bedsheets are missing
[17:56:30] <Jathin> I think she ran home in her bra+my bedsheets
[17:56:38] <Jathin> I bet you I'm going to jail
[17:56:56] <Jathin> goodbye cruel world.
[17:57:00] <Jathin> I'm still drunk too
[17:57:01] <Jathin> LOL
[17:57:04] <@Milchmann> jathin is back 8) <3
[17:57:05] <Leviathan> ;o
[17:57:06] <@Ilvy> because she was just 15?
[17:57:21] <Jathin> have you ever seen Californication
[17:57:29] <Jathin> I totally want some fucking kinky slut to punch me
[17:57:34] <@vGl-CoW> haha the white establishment is gonna have you hangin from a tree for this
[17:57:42] <Jathin> LOL
[17:57:45] <Jathin> I"M NOT EVEN BLACK
[17:57:46] <Jathin> HELP
[17:58:13] <@vGl-CoW> WELL YA AINT WHITE SUNNY JIM *tightens noose a lil*
[17:58:35] <@vGl-CoW> seriously though that is bizarre
[17:58:47] <@vGl-CoW> i guess the only thing you can do now is put on her clothes and play it cool


[17:58:57] <Jathin> jaygatz4213 (11:57:19 AM): yo
[17:58:58] <Jathin> Jathin (11:57:27 AM): yo
[17:58:58] <Jathin> jaygatz4213 (11:57:27 AM): can you send me the sc disc image
[17:58:58] <Jathin> Jathin (11:58:07 AM): only if you say "Jathin is the greatest and I give him my blessings to fuck my mom and jizz inside her pussy"
[17:58:58] <Jathin> jaygatz4213 (11:58:24 AM): Jathin is the greatest and I give him my blessings to fuck my mom and jizz inside her pussy
[17:59:01] <Jathin> Jathin (11:58:29 AM): hahahaha awesomeeeeeee
[17:59:43] <Jathin> dr1babo
[17:59:47] <@vGl-CoW> hahahaha his mom is now your legal property while he could've downloaded that shit for free off the blizz store
[17:59:49] <Jathin> jason gave me permission
[17:59:50] <Jathin> hahahaha


[18:03:30] <Jathin> jaygatz4213 (12:02:02 PM): the extension is .nrg?
[18:03:30] <Jathin> jaygatz4213 (12:02:04 PM): what is that
[18:03:30] <Jathin> Jathin (12:02:26 PM): changfe it to .nigger
[18:03:30] <Jathin> jaygatz4213 (12:02:32 PM): really
[18:03:30] <Jathin> Jathin (12:03:12 PM): are you stupid what kind o programmer would ever make an extension .nigger
[18:03:43] <Jathin> oh god
[18:03:45] <Jathin> I'm still drunk I gtota go
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 13 2008 16:20 GMT
#754
[00:13] <@dronebabo> u went from an indian major to an indian major

oh lawd.


White major white major...... most humanity majors?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 13 2008 16:34 GMT
#755
[18:20] <Jathin> wow
[18:20] <Jathin> jason just told etter that I pee'd in my garbage can
[18:20] <Jathin> in front of everyone
[18:20] <@vGl-RaGe> any obs or not?
[18:21] <@vGl-CoW> tell them you were just watering it to make a beautiful garbage tree
[18:21] <@vGl-CoW> *plucks empty pepsi can from tree*

Jathin in the house this week haha, someone keep the booze away from this nig!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 13 2008 16:45 GMT
#756
[18:43] <@TL-Nyovne> 20k+ chinese dead, 20+k burmese dead
[18:43] <@vGl-CoW> w00t finally freed up some supply
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
May 13 2008 17:00 GMT
#757
On May 14 2008 01:45 Nyovne wrote:
[18:43] <@TL-Nyovne> 20k+ chinese dead, 20+k burmese dead
[18:43] <@vGl-CoW> w00t finally freed up some supply


LOOOL god I shouldn't have laughed at that
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
May 13 2008 19:45 GMT
#758
On May 14 2008 02:00 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2008 01:45 Nyovne wrote:
[18:43] <@TL-Nyovne> 20k+ chinese dead, 20+k burmese dead
[18:43] <@vGl-CoW> w00t finally freed up some supply


LOOOL god I shouldn't have laughed at that

Haha I know, it's so bad in so many ways hahaha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 13 2008 19:49 GMT
#759
On May 14 2008 02:00 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2008 01:45 Nyovne wrote:
[18:43] <@TL-Nyovne> 20k+ chinese dead, 20+k burmese dead
[18:43] <@vGl-CoW> w00t finally freed up some supply


LOOOL god I shouldn't have laughed at that


ahdasihda
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 13 2008 19:49 GMT
#760
Oh god and Jathin is back.
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