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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 20 2008 07:50 GMT
#881
Hmm, I don't remember that
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Siefu
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia205 Posts
June 20 2008 08:23 GMT
#882
On June 19 2008 10:31 Nyovne wrote:
[03:29] <@Gene_> evangeline lilly
[03:29] <@Gene_> is gorgeous
[03:29] <@Gene_> if she ever smiled at me i think i would die
[03:29] <@Gene_> all the blood rushing to my cock would leave my brain suffocating
[03:30] <@Gene_> i would die nearly instantly
[03:30] <@Gene_> rock hard, too.

QFT
He walks among us, but he is not one of us.
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-20 10:45:32
June 20 2008 10:45 GMT
#883
On June 20 2008 17:23 Siefu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2008 10:31 Nyovne wrote:
[03:29] <@Gene_> evangeline lilly
[03:29] <@Gene_> is gorgeous
[03:29] <@Gene_> if she ever smiled at me i think i would die
[03:29] <@Gene_> all the blood rushing to my cock would leave my brain suffocating
[03:30] <@Gene_> i would die nearly instantly
[03:30] <@Gene_> rock hard, too.

QFT


word

she is so hot i think i love her. damn you sawyer and jack
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 07:55:17
July 01 2008 07:48 GMT
#884
(03:43:45) (rushz0rz) america needs someone like ron paul to get them out of debt
(03:43:51) (isdn) amen
(03:43:54) (@dronebabo) debt is good
(03:43:56) (isdn) viva la ron paul
(03:43:58) (yubee) rushz0rz do you know anything
(03:44:02) (rushz0rz) i know all
(03:44:03) (yubee) seriously
(03:44:06) (@dronebabo) hes a troll dude
(03:44:08) (InterstateLove) i love conservatives
(03:44:10) (InterstateLove) and old people
(03:44:11) (@dronebabo) why are you bothering
(03:44:16) (rushz0rz) dronebabo
(03:44:16) (yubee) ok ok
(03:44:18) (yubee) babo got my back
(03:44:19) (rushz0rz) stfu you fucking fascist
(03:44:22) (@dronebabo) just say shit about his blonde streaks from time to time
(03:44:24) (@dronebabo) and he's in your grasp
(03:44:29) (yubee) lmfao
(03:44:33) (yubee) rushz0rz has blonde streaks?
(03:44:36) (rushz0rz) no...
(03:44:38) (rushz0rz) babo seriously
(03:44:40) (rushz0rz) makes shit up
(03:44:42) (@dronebabo) then he did some gay ceremony
(03:44:44) (rushz0rz) i dunno where he got that from?
(03:44:45) (yubee) hahahaha
(03:44:45) (@dronebabo) after he scored a goal in soccer
(03:44:52) (@dronebabo) modeled after chalrenge
(03:44:54) (rushz0rz) babo
(03:44:57) (rushz0rz) i think you are schizo
(03:44:59) (rushz0rz) making shit up
(03:45:05) (@dronebabo) what kind of schizo
(03:45:06) (rushz0rz) talking to people and hearing stuff that doesnt exist
(03:44:57) (rushz0rz) i think you are schizo
(03:44:59) (rushz0rz) making shit up
(03:45:05) (@dronebabo) what kind of schizo
(03:45:06) (rushz0rz) talking to people and hearing stuff that doesnt exist
(03:45:23) (@dronebabo) if only that were true rushz0rz
(03:45:26) (@dronebabo) if only you werent real

Edit: Round 2

(03:53:19) (rushz0rz) dronebabo how are you ever gonna get a gf with that asshole, witty attitude of yours?
(03:53:31) (yubee) hahaha
(03:53:35) (InterstateLove) i dont think asshole is a good adjective, rushz0rz
(03:53:36) (@dronebabo) ask your mom
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
July 01 2008 12:24 GMT
#885
On June 20 2008 15:55 anotak wrote:
(01:24:26) Ancestral: I don't really understand mIRC or IRC in general, why does it keep playing the windows beep sound.
(01:24:29) Ancestral: Are it a virus?
(01:24:39) imazn: Are it a virus?
(01:24:41) imazn: wtf man
(01:24:57) Ancestral: Oh so it are or it aren't? :/
(01:25:04) imazn: .....
(01:25:07) imazn: no
(01:25:15) SayaSP: yea
(01:25:15) Ancestral: I guess it's just annoying then.
(01:25:16) SayaSP: its a virus
(01:25:19) Ancestral: SHIT

hahaha :D
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 01 2008 12:37 GMT
#886
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> at this one point after an SC game finished and another game was comming up everyone was thinking it was downstairs and stood up to move there
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> so mani stands up red hair flaring like a miniature sun
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> while the volume @ the top stage was rediculously high
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> and the bass was overkill
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> he then proceeds to put on his deepest man-voice
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> and goes
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> **SIT DOWN**
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> half the hall shook with that base and volume
[01:17] <@TL-Nyovne> im not kidding
[01:18] <@TL-Nyovne> it was like 5.0 on the richter scale
[01:17] <Xeofreestyler> LOL YEAH
[01:18] <Xeofreestyler> that was soo hilarious man
[01:18] <zatic> that was awesome, yeah
[01:18] <+NarutO|T_T> loool nyovne
[01:18] <Harem> I would piss my pants imo
[01:18] <+funkie> llol
[01:18] <@pachi> oh
[01:18] <@pachi> that explains it
[01:18] <@pachi> i pissed my pants yesteday and i didn't know whhy
[01:18] <+funkie> ahaha
[01:18] <+SayaSP> LOL
[01:18] <@TL-Nyovne> lol
[01:18] <+SayaSP> PACHI
[01:18] <+SayaSP> HAHAHAH
[01:19] <@IntoTheWow> ROFL pachi
[01:19] <@TL-Nyovne> but hey
[01:19] <@TL-Nyovne> people DID sit their asses down haha


Pachi hahahaha <3, you legend .
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 01 2008 13:03 GMT
#887
[14:58] <Naruto> man sc2
[14:58] <Naruto> that game is so sick
[14:58] <Naruto> still its "alpha"
[14:58] <Naruto> LOOOL
[14:58] <Naruto> for EA it would be final
[14:58] <Naruto> for blizzard its alpha


[15:01] <Naruto> I played a guy that was running around teh map like crazy, when I asked him what he's doing (I thought he dont know the map) he told me he's creeping

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
riptide
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
5673 Posts
July 02 2008 12:40 GMT
#888
LOL 8800GT PRICES ARE INSANE
<+yubee> LOL!!!!!
174$ for that performance?
LOLLLLLLLL
<+yubee> yeah!!!! LOL!
yubee SHUT UP FAGGOT
let me go find it lol
<+yubee> lOollololololololOLOLOL
<+yubee> that's so insane 174 !?!!!
<+Gae|Work> Hi yubee =3
yubee, http://lemonparty.org
<+yubee> hi kevin
<+yubee> ooh lemonparty!!!
<+yubee> that sounds like fun
<+yubee> oh wow it is fun !!!!!
<+Gae|Work> lol
LOL
as much as fun as WoW
that's what your typical WoW player does anyway
<+yubee> yeah but imagine playing WoW on a $174 8800 GT
"raiding" they call it
<+yubee> HEHEHEHEHE LOL! RIGHT?
LOL YEAH
<+Gae|Work> I found an awesome WoW addon :o
<@vGl-CoW> im so out of here
* @vGl-CoW (~moo@d54C2E947.access.telenet.be) Quit (Quit)
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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
July 02 2008 13:01 GMT
#889
hahahahaha some great quotes again.. I should visit more often
Moderator
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-02 15:13:35
July 02 2008 15:12 GMT
#890
On July 02 2008 22:01 Beyonder wrote:
hahahahaha some great quotes again.. I should visit more often

You should, your stupid girlfriend stole you away from us. Now we're stuck with grumpy Carnac . And obviously the moral and ethical level of the channel dropped to depths yet undiscovered by the perversity of mankind and noone to guard us against the horrors that lurk there. (there, being the minds of jathin yubee and dronebabo for starters!)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
July 02 2008 15:22 GMT
#891
On July 01 2008 22:03 Nyovne wrote:
[15:01] <Naruto> I played a guy that was running around teh map like crazy, when I asked him what he's doing (I thought he dont know the map) he told me he's creeping

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA


Hahaha! New favorite!
this is my quote.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 02 2008 16:06 GMT
#892
[18:03] <+yubee> a lot of people have to deal with the pain and suffering
[18:03] <+yubee> of only having one eyebrow
[18:04] <@vGl-CoW> "ive turned my disability into an asset by walking up to women and saying "half the brow but twice the man!!"
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 02 2008 18:32 GMT
#893
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 02 2008 18:52 GMT
#894
Yeah i remember Naruto telling me this after it happened and i almost died hahahah. Honestly the players were so bad. Im one of the worst bw players at tl and i went 47-3 all weekend.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
July 02 2008 18:55 GMT
#895
The idea of killing ursadons and kakarus to level up your units is just insane.

..
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 02 2008 19:18 GMT
#896
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 02 2008 19:31 GMT
#897
On July 03 2008 03:55 dinmsab wrote:
The idea of killing ursadons and kakarus to level up your units is just insane.


Haha, ungoro crater would be an abatoir with all those neutrals running around in the middle.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
July 02 2008 20:09 GMT
#898
<+DV[GsP]> do you have any plans to go to wwi next year
<@Chill[gm]> jared i dont know where it is
<@Chill[gm]> but im going to blizzcon maybe
<@Chill[gm]> depends who goes
<+Gae|Work> Fuck =[
<~XCetron> im going
<+DV[GsP]> i won't have enough pennis by blizzcon time
<~XCetron> is that good enough
<+DV[GsP]> but for wwi i will
<@Chill[gm]> penis?
<@Chill[gm]> wtf
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Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
July 02 2008 20:12 GMT
#899
Sick typo.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 02 2008 20:21 GMT
#900
Lol Jared don't got no peniz
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
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