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Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:23:41
July 10 2008 08:22 GMT
#921
[10:21] <Stormich> wtf is a boner? :D

Edit: Owned, son
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:23:39
July 10 2008 08:22 GMT
#922
[01:20] <Stormich> wtf is a boner? :D

edit: FUCK OFF XIBERIA

edit2: [01:23] <Stormich> pulling my boners out of context
UNFUCK YOURSELF
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 10 2008 08:32 GMT
#923
[15:30] <{ToT}Strafe> hi
[15:30] <{ToT}Strafe> mr argentina

well received no peril no temp ban kekeke
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 10 2008 09:14 GMT
#924
On July 10 2008 17:32 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
[15:30] <{ToT}Strafe> hi
[15:30] <{ToT}Strafe> mr argentina

well received no peril no temp ban kekeke


[02:03] <{ToT}Strafe> if you are gasy and black
[02:03] <{ToT}Strafe> theres no reason to live
[02:03] <{ToT}Strafe> imo

so racist...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 10 2008 14:03 GMT
#925
im not racist at all i love everyone<3
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 10 2008 14:42 GMT
#926
As equal as 1 US dollar to 1 Zimbabwean dollar.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32132 Posts
July 10 2008 14:44 GMT
#927
The sad thing is the American dollar is probably worth as much as that now.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
riptide
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
5673 Posts
July 12 2008 03:47 GMT
#928
JULYtide, hmm
JULYtide, why don't you just accept their friend requests?
i mean, seriously
because htey arent my FRIENDS
Yeah, I guess I see what you mean.
they're retards i knew in school
most of them
Dude, just pretend.
and retards of retards
LOL
why pretend?
why pretend? lol
why pretend !!!!!!!
exactly
wtf mate
why!!!! pretend!!!
YES I'M A GREAT PRETENDER
I mean, at least you can keep in touch with people that you really care about
I guess that's the price you pay.
What's the use of pretending they're your friends if you don't want to be friends with them
in a perfect world, we should never have to pretend!
it makes no sense to me
isdn.. you can be honest
And it'll make you a better politician, dealing with people and such.
just come clean, it'll feel good
are you
a protoss?
AdministratorSKT T1 | Masters of the Universe
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 12 2008 10:40 GMT
#929
OSL spoiler- kinda.
+ Show Spoiler +

<HeavOnEarth> ill get an arrow to my crotch and say i got MAH micro right here!!!!!
<HeavOnEarth> micro penis
* mrmin123 slaps FakeSteve[TPR] around a bit with a large trout
<HeavOnEarth> wait
<Lee-Scara-Jay> they had to take it away from hi
<HeavOnEarth> fuck
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 12 2008 11:09 GMT
#930
motherfucker :<
that was private D:
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
July 12 2008 21:31 GMT
#931
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> a girl today
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> kept claling my balls
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> testis
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> and i kept thinking
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> testie
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 12 2008 23:51 GMT
#932
On July 12 2008 19:40 mikeymoo wrote:
OSL spoiler- kinda.
+ Show Spoiler +

<HeavOnEarth> ill get an arrow to my crotch and say i got MAH micro right here!!!!!
<HeavOnEarth> micro penis
* mrmin123 slaps FakeSteve[TPR] around a bit with a large trout
<HeavOnEarth> wait
<Lee-Scara-Jay> they had to take it away from hi
<HeavOnEarth> fuck


oh god i love heavonearth
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-13 01:04:14
July 13 2008 01:03 GMT
#933
[02:52] <ThE_AdvoCaTe> I understand mods can do w/e they want with their forums. However, I personaly believe they shouldnt ban for what ppl saying, except when its like flaming and very inappropriate things. I believe freedom of speech suffers no borders, neither laws. I believe it as a universal principle and I would hope that people would just have that same principle, even if they can righteously ban if they wish. But I obviously see its not the case
[02:52] * dronebabo sets mode: +b *!*@ip097.254-51-69.sogetel.net
[02:52] * ThE_AdvoCaTe was kicked by dronebabo (Boo-hoo)
[02:52] <@dronebabo> man
[02:52] <@dronebabo> i always gotta do the dirty work

Hahaha, best conclusion to the worst discussion ever to have marked IRC. Bring back the thai ladyboys, dutch rimjobs and one-eyebrowed naked smurfs please.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 13 2008 03:19 GMT
#934
Babo carries the weight of IRC on his shoulders
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 13 2008 11:32 GMT
#935
On July 13 2008 06:31 Harem wrote:
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> a girl today
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> kept claling my balls
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> testis
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> and i kept thinking
[17:28] <{ToT}Strafe> testie


ripped out of context!
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
July 13 2008 12:13 GMT
#936
Haha, Strafe, you and your girlstorys from Thailand!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 13 2008 14:55 GMT
#937
this was a doctor...
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 13 2008 18:12 GMT
#938
On July 13 2008 23:55 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
this was a doctor...

Who spent 90 minutes examining your left nut, are you sure it was a real doctor.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 13 2008 18:20 GMT
#939
Hey, doctors do what they must
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-13 18:53:01
July 13 2008 18:52 GMT
#940
Edit: Nm !
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
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