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[13:53] <@Yannis_Ziakas> TL-Nyovne
[13:53] <@TL-Nyovne> thats me Yannisface
[13:53] <@Yannis_Ziakas> very starcraft related talk there
[13:54] <@Yannis_Ziakas> 12:38 @TL-Nyovne • I tasted my spunk as well ---> I think this beats any example by far
[13:54] <@TL-Nyovne> its what happens when you kiss your gf
[13:54] <@TL-Nyovne> after you blew your load down her throat I guess
[13:54] <@Yannis_Ziakas> my girlfriend drinks water and brushes her teeth
[13:54] <+Dknight> At least you save protein that way
[13:54] <@Yannis_Ziakas> your girlfriend has no teeth i guess
[13:54] <+Dknight> I have a 15 minute no kissing policy with brushing teeth being mandatory
[13:54] <@Yannis_Ziakas> so there , the problem starts
[13:55] <@Yannis_Ziakas> lets try in the future to keep it sc related
[13:55] <@Yannis_Ziakas> especially coming from ops
[13:55] <@TL-Nyovne> you ever actually in here yannis
[13:55] <@Yannis_Ziakas> i came because i saw on my monitor
[13:56] <@Yannis_Ziakas> one of the ops talking about shit like that 
[13:56] <@Yannis_Ziakas> its a little encouraging to everyone :D to start stuff like that in here. soon its gonna be www.TeamCUM.net
Just wow lol.
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On July 23 2008 21:23 SCC-Faust wrote:
The link is broken?
Oh there was no link, TL autohypers anything that could be a real live link .
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so thats why im skinny
i lose all my protein to..
uh
O_o
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[00:12] <+funkie`> in PANDEMIC II
[00:13] <+funkie`> i Called my virus
[00:13] <+funkie`> INCONTROL
[00:13] <+funkie`> and it's raping the shit
[00:13] <+funkie`> out of the world
[00:13] <+GG-Artanis> shit that's a good one
[00:13] <+GG-Artanis> what if you name it Rekrul
[00:13] <+GG-Artanis> it'd be isolated in South Korea
[00:13] <+GG-Artanis> Kills: 3 poker thugs
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FragKrag> combat-ex
<FragKrag> is b-
<FragKrag> iccup
<FragKrag> dont fuck with him
<FragKrag> he's top 20 canada
<Meez> out of what, 21 players?
<Pellucidity> Canada has 20 bw players?
<SpoR-CharlieM> how mny people play from canada? like 30?
<Meez> haha
<XCetron> lololo
<FragKrag> HES TOP 20
<Meez> :D
<FragKrag> DO NOT DOUBT HIS SKILL
<Meez> thats like saying im top 20 in UK
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that is obviously the best name for a virus _ever_
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+ Show Spoiler [PL Playoffs] +[22:55] <Locked__> oov: let's send midas, i give him banana
[22:55] <Locked__> kingdom: no no, let's send bisu
[22:55] <Locked__> kingdom: *quickly writes bisu on paper and hands it to kespa ref*
[22:55] <Locked__> midas: ??? i've been practicing for this ace match for a week??
[22:55] <Locked__> kingdom: too late
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Not really funny but lol terrible:
[19:04] <+Gaetele> Damn, I just lost to an Enchantress deck 
[19:06] <+XCetron> i wanna play mtg but MWS is so gay
[19:06] <+Gaetele> Why is it gay?
[19:06] <+XCetron> gaetele grab a webcame we'll play with rl cards
[19:06] <+Gaetele> Ok.
[19:06] <+Gaetele> We can play when I get home on my laptop.
[19:07] <+XCetron> hm i was just bluffing i dont have a webcam plugged in
[19:08] <+Gaetele> Oh.
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[00:49] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> btw
[00:49] <01@intrigue_> hey
[00:49] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> did you guys know
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[00:49] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> tossgirl is HILARIOUSLY bm and has a really bullshit attitude?
+ Show Spoiler [continued...] +
[00:49] <01@intrigue_> LOL
[00:49] <01+yubee> LOL
[00:50] <01+yubee> no way
[00:50] <01+littlechava> lollllll
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> 100%
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> got screens and such. played her on icc
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> does she throw a fit when she loses
[00:50] <01+yubee> that talentless whore
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> after i won she started
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[00:50] <01SpiritoftheTunA> i'd bleieve it
[00:50] <01+yubee> is BM?
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> using drophack
[00:50] <01+littlechava> she prolly has a bullshit attitude cuz she sux so much
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> so
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> what'd she say
01[00:50] <01mahnini> hahaha
01[00:50] <01mahnini> POST SCREEENS
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> i waited
[00:50] <01+yubee> hahaha so good
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> cause i was not about
[00:50] <01+yubee> post post post
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> to fucking lose the game
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> LOL
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> lol i must search
01[00:50] <01mahnini> get her banned for abusing
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> however.
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> she BEGGED me
[00:50] <01+littlechava> what a cunt
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> to give her
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> the win
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> LLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> and leave the game pls
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> WHAT RANKS
01[00:50] <01mahnini> hahahahah
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> WAS THIS AT
[00:50] <01SpiritoftheTunA> LOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> she's tossgirl
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[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> and so on
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> what was her record
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> she was
[00:50] <01+yubee> lmfao
01[00:50] <01mahnini> HAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> B+ 58-5
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> is she better than other koreans
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> the
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> she was super chobo?!
[00:50] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> she just
[00:50] <01@intrigue_> nameless ones
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> whined
[00:51] <01SpiritoftheTunA> hahahahahha
01[00:51] <01mahnini> hahahaha
[00:51] <01@intrigue_> from B to A
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> begged me for the win
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> etc
[00:51] <01@intrigue_> in
[00:51] <01SpiritoftheTunA> what happened in the end
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> it was really really stupid
[00:51] <01@intrigue_> broken english?
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> from that day on
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> i knew why
[00:51] <01mTw|iNfeRnaL> she never succeeded
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[16:40] <+DeeKay> I was eating pancakes
[16:40] <+DeeKay> and talking to my mom and we were talking about sex
[16:40] <+DeeKay> and then she goes "one last question"
[16:40] <+DeeKay> and I get ready for epicness
[16:40] <+DeeKay> I was not disappointed
[16:40] <+DeeKay> "have you ever had sex with a girl in the rectum?"
[16:40] <+DeeKay> i literally loled
[16:40] <+DeeKay> and held up 3 fingers
[16:40] <+DeeKay> and she had this shocked expression
[16:41] <+DeeKay> and she goes, are you serious?
[16:41] <+DeeKay> "yeah. 3 different girls. including joanna, she did it to get me back"
[16:41] <+Jathin> your mom is a buttvirgin
[16:41] <+DeeKay> yes
[16:41] <+DeeKay> she is
[16:41] <+DeeKay> perhaps my dad has been asking
[16:41] <+DeeKay> shes funny
[16:41] <+DeeKay> one time i asked for 2 sandwiches
[16:41] <+DeeKay> so she cut one in half
[16:41] <+DeeKay> !!!!!!!
Oh god.
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ewww that's fucked up man
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[20:39] <@vGl-CoW> i thought i found a woman but it was just a football some kids forgot in the bushes
[20:39] <@vGl-CoW> :\
[20:40] <isdn> WTF?
[20:40] <+Harem> did it at least love you back?
[20:41] <@vGl-CoW> yeah i guess not struggling is a sign of acceptance
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[15:51] <+mahnini> i just had the trippiest dream
[15:52] <+mahnini> it was resident evil, except in 2d sidescroller form and in black and white stick figures
[15:52] <+mahnini> man i was raping zombies
[15:52] <@Kennigit> rofl
[15:52] <@TL-Nyovne> LOL
[15:53] <+mahnini> the funny thing is how i actually found a save point
[15:53] <+mahnini> in my own dream
[15:53] <@pachi> was it green?
[15:53] <+mahnini> it had the winrar icon
[15:54] <+mahnini> OH and i found the blog of some apple exec
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(03:59:18) TL-Nyovne: HOLY SHIT
(03:59:23) TL-Nyovne: THIS GIRL THAT SLEPT OVER
(03:59:26) mrvec left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(03:59:27) TL-Nyovne: LEFT
(03:59:28) TL-Nyovne: A FUCKING
(03:59:29) TL-Nyovne: TURD
(03:59:30) TL-Nyovne: IN THE TOILET
(03:59:31) TL-Nyovne: WHAT
(03:59:33) Monokeros: L O L
(03:59:36) Monokeros: R O F L
(03:59:39) TL-Nyovne: NO WAY
(03:59:40) djdolber|putty: LMAO
(03:59:47) TL-Nyovne: AMBUSHED
(03:59:49) TL-Nyovne: FUC
(03:59:50) TL-Nyovne: K
(04:00:00) TL-Nyovne: no way
(04:00:04) TL-Nyovne: im texting her right fucking now
(04:00:07) TL-Nyovne: to get her ass back here
(04:00:09) Monokeros: ROFL
(04:00:11) TL-Nyovne: and flush this baby
(04:00:12) rapture: lol
(04:00:18) Monokeros: you serious
(04:00:20) Monokeros: wow...
(04:00:21) Monokeros: thats
(04:00:23) kuja900: you left it sitting there?
(04:00:23) Monokeros: kind of overdoing it
(04:00:25) Monokeros: imho
(04:00:27) Monokeros: LOL
(04:00:34) TL-Nyovne: fuck this bitch
(04:00:35) kuja900: id do exact same damn thing no hoe leaving no turd in my house
(04:00:37) TL-Nyovne: shes flushing this
(04:00:46) Monokeros: great some girls shit is ruining my special time with nyovn
(04:00:47) Monokeros:
(04:00:52) TL-Nyovne: LOL
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[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:14 PM): so
[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:17 PM): russia invaded Georgia
[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:26 PM): how does that make you feel...about black people
[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:29 PM): you hate them don't you
[23:03] <+Jathin> Etter (4:57:31 PM): Dear lord.
[23:03] <+Jathin> Etter (4:57:32 PM): hahaha
[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:33 PM): roflmao
[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:49 PM): I will get you to admit you're racist
[23:03] <+Jathin> Jathin (4:57:50 PM): in due time
[23:04] <+Jathin> he'll slip up one of these days
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[03:57] <+Xiberia> some random dude in a dota game just asked me
[03:57] <+Xiberia> "are you the guy from tl?"
[03:57] <+Xiberia> so
[03:57] <+Xiberia> random dude
[03:57] <+Xiberia> are you here?
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(21:05:51) (@SonuvBob) any koreans speakers around?
(21:05:53) (FragKrag) falling asleep on your keyboard
(21:05:58) (+SayaSP) yea SonuvBob
(21:05:58) (FragKrag) sucks
(21:06:00) (+SayaSP) what brand
(21:06:02) (+SayaSP) oh
(21:06:02) (+SayaSP) nvm
(21:06:04) (+SayaSP) LOL
(21:06:06) (@SonuvBob) rofl
(21:06:08) (FragKrag) lol
(21:06:14) (@SonuvBob) ./facepalm
(21:06:20) (@TL-Nyovne) haha
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