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{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 24 2008 19:15 GMT
#1001
I expected not a fatty whom you wouild cheat with on me MR ARGENTINA!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 24 2008 19:15 GMT
#1002
^- lolol post #1000

gg no re owned

k going detox for a while brb sleep
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 24 2008 20:25 GMT
#1003
t_t
Moderator<:3-/-<
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
August 24 2008 20:29 GMT
#1004
--- Nuked ---
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 24 2008 20:31 GMT
#1005
hey youre on IRC too!!
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 25 2008 02:43 GMT
#1006
<XCetron> big fan of black comedy?
<XCetron> that sounds a bit wrong for some reason
<Poslom> black comedy / dark comedy
<Poslom> means like
<Poslom> macabre humor
<Poslom> doesnt mean like
<Poslom> black people comedy
<XCetron> lol
<Poslom> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy
<XCetron> black people comedy
<XCetron> im thinking like taxi and stuff
<Poslom> yeah that'd be redundant cause they're funny enough already
<FakeSteve[TPR]> taxi wasnt a black comedy
<FakeSteve[TPR]> taxi was hey this fat annoying bitch is all over tv let's put queen latifah in a movie
<FakeSteve[TPR]> *movie bombs*
<FakeSteve[TPR]> what went wrong????
<Poslom> taxi needed more driver and robert deniro
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 03:06:26
August 28 2008 03:00 GMT
#1007
[22:58] <Chill[NOTSleep]> in argentina you clearly just roam nude looking for food

especially funny out of context

AND

[23:06] <Hermione> im never emo pissed
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51620 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 12:06:57
August 28 2008 12:06 GMT
#1008
[17:02] <\Hermione> itd be cool
[17:02] <\Hermione> if there was some way
[17:02] <\Hermione> to like take the actual
[17:02] <\Hermione> emotion you have
[17:02] <\Hermione> and turn it into something
[17:02] <\Hermione> tangible
[17:02] <\Hermione> or a painting
[17:02] <\Hermione> something
[17:02] <\Hermione> just an image
[17:02] <\TL-H_> That would be very dangerous
[17:03] <\GTR[1h]> yeh if you were incontrol you would have nothing but pictures of hot dogs and hamburgers
[17:03] <\Hermione> LOL

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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 28 2008 17:04 GMT
#1009
<IntoTheWow> FUCK THE OLD LADIES
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 28 2008 17:08 GMT
#1010
Oh come on, stop taking things out of context
Moderator<:3-/-<
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
August 28 2008 17:10 GMT
#1011
On August 28 2008 21:06 GTR-2-Go wrote:
[17:02] <\Hermione> itd be cool
[17:02] <\Hermione> if there was some way
[17:02] <\Hermione> to like take the actual
[17:02] <\Hermione> emotion you have
[17:02] <\Hermione> and turn it into something
[17:02] <\Hermione> tangible
[17:02] <\Hermione> or a painting
[17:02] <\Hermione> something
[17:02] <\Hermione> just an image
[17:02] <\TL-H_> That would be very dangerous
[17:03] <\GTR[1h]> yeh if you were incontrol you would have nothing but pictures of hot dogs and hamburgers
[17:03] <\Hermione> LOL


u just broke the unwritten rule that you don't post comments of yourself
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
August 28 2008 17:12 GMT
#1012
God GTR. REALLY? REAAALLLYY??
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-28 19:37:41
August 28 2008 19:36 GMT
#1013
<indigophone> U HAD SEX WITH A MAN
<Stlafe> ya
<Stlafe> i just wanted to try


Disclaimer: I only quote them as I see them. Cut short to the punch line, quotes may or may not be out of context.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 29 2008 18:38 GMT
#1014
Shinrei> im not that big anyway
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
August 29 2008 18:41 GMT
#1015
[20:40] <+micronesia> it was really really big and my mother wanted it
Shinrei
Profile Joined February 2007
United States241 Posts
August 29 2008 18:41 GMT
#1016
On August 30 2008 03:38 XCetron wrote:
Shinrei> im not that big anyway


It's on now XCetron.
=^.^=
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
August 29 2008 18:42 GMT
#1017
On August 30 2008 03:41 Xiberia wrote:
[20:40] <+micronesia> it was really really big and my mother wanted it

If you quote it out of context it won't be obvious that I was referring to my penis.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
August 29 2008 18:44 GMT
#1018
On August 30 2008 03:41 Shinrei wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2008 03:38 XCetron wrote:
Shinrei> im not that big anyway


It's on now XCetron.

nohomo
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
August 29 2008 19:25 GMT
#1019
On August 25 2008 05:29 Jathin wrote:
THIS THREAD IS FULL OF THE SAME FAGGOTS AS ON IRC. DO YOU JUST COME HERE TO JERK EACH OTHER OFF OR SUMTHIN??


It just occurred to me how stupid this is, how would we find the quotes if we weren't on IRC jerking each other off

GOD
GOD YOU'RE STUPID
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 30 2008 07:34 GMT
#1020
(04:33:32) (nevergg_) pachi did you ask me to shoot anyone specific last night?
(04:33:34) (nevergg_) I forgot.
(04:33:42) (nevergg_) I know someone wanted leta photos.
(04:33:49) (+Xiberia) shoot fbh
(04:33:54) (+Xiberia) make the fucker bleed
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