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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 08 2008 14:43 GMT
#1041
On September 08 2008 21:17 H_ wrote:
Strafe is the meanest person on IRC

lol dodged that bullet.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8091 Posts
September 08 2008 14:51 GMT
#1042
On September 08 2008 23:43 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2008 21:17 H_ wrote:
Strafe is the meanest person on IRC

lol dodged that bullet.

Yeah serously, wtf
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 08 2008 15:12 GMT
#1043
On September 05 2008 08:11 Nyovne wrote:
For residents:

[01:01] <@Kennigit> you talk to cpt obvious?
[01:01] <+Quint> sometimes, yes
[01:01] <+Quint> always on in msn
[01:02] <+Quint> I think he wants to comeback to tl irc
[01:02] <+Quint> but he is afraid of strafe
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> copy paste this to him
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> I MISS CPT OBVIOUS
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> I HOPE HE COMES BACK
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> IF ONLY HE ISNT TOO PROUD
[01:02] <+Quint> done

[01:06] * Cpt_Obvious (~besser.es@whtho0004.cip.uni-regensburg.de) has joined #teamliquid
[01:07] <Cpt_Obvious> sup.

[01:12] <Cpt_Obvious> i left because i didnt like how Tl was wasting my time
[01:13] <Cpt_Obvious> watching starleague when i should've gone to uni
[01:13] <Cpt_Obvious> and so on
[01:13] <@TL-Nyovne> paying prostitutes while you shouldve gone out
[01:13] <@TL-Nyovne> OH SNAP
[01:14] <Cpt_Obvious> i still haven't slept with a woman i haven't paid for yet

Hi.

[01:14] <Cpt_Obvious> see charlie was one of the reasons i left Tl for good

[01:17] <+{ToT}Strafe> i wouldnt wanna be around him irl now
[01:17] <+{ToT}Strafe> he might find himself a gun and go psycho
[01:18] <+SpoR-CharlieM> HES KING EMO
[01:18] <Cpt_Obvious> fuck you too
[01:18] * Cpt_Obvious (~besser.es@whtho0004.cip.uni-regensburg.de) Quit (Quit)

Bye.

---------> **12** <--------- Minutes.

L o L

<3 Strafe, Charlie
Peace~
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
September 08 2008 15:48 GMT
#1044
He came back ? I thought he was gone for good.
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
September 08 2008 15:53 GMT
#1045
strafe is cuddly
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 08 2008 16:42 GMT
#1046
Strafe is so nice I don't know what you gays are talking about
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 09 2008 08:13 GMT
#1047
[10:04] * PuertoRican has joined #teamliquid
[10:05] <PuertoRican> afternoon if anyone is about
[10:05] <PuertoRican> crap wrong username lol
[10:05] * PuertoRican is now known as nevergg_
[10:05] <nevergg_> rofl.
[10:05] <nevergg_> I'm on from work....
-
nevergg_ is ~rickjsanc@121.138.92.137 * rick sanchez
nevergg_ on +#teamliquid
nevergg_ using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
nevergg_ End of /WHOIS list.
-
[10:11] * nevergg_ was kicked by TL-Nyovne (nevergg_)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 09 2008 08:27 GMT
#1048
On September 09 2008 01:42 SayaSP wrote:
Strafe is so nice I don't know what you gUys are talking about

NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
September 09 2008 08:34 GMT
#1049
On September 09 2008 17:13 Nyovne wrote:
[10:04] * PuertoRican has joined #teamliquid
[10:05] <PuertoRican> afternoon if anyone is about
[10:05] <PuertoRican> crap wrong username lol
[10:05] * PuertoRican is now known as nevergg_
[10:05] <nevergg_> rofl.
[10:05] <nevergg_> I'm on from work....
-
nevergg_ is ~rickjsanc@121.138.92.137 * rick sanchez
nevergg_ on +#teamliquid
nevergg_ using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
nevergg_ End of /WHOIS list.
-
[10:11] * nevergg_ was kicked by TL-Nyovne (nevergg_)


I failed hard there - damn shared computers. ^^;;;;;
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
September 09 2008 09:27 GMT
#1050
I miss IRC, maybe I should join it again sometime.
aka. Samael
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 09 2008 09:34 GMT
#1051
yeah where ze fuck did you go
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
September 09 2008 11:26 GMT
#1052
I don't know, I'm still like totally online and stuff and browsing TL. But since I formatted my computer it seems like i couldn't be arsed to install mirc..... but that will change tonight, i guess, gonna say hi
aka. Samael
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 09 2008 11:48 GMT
#1053
careful we dont go cpt obvious on you
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 09 2008 14:07 GMT
#1054
On September 09 2008 20:48 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
careful we dont go cpt obvious on you


awesome new catch phrase!
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Gaetele
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Esper760 Posts
September 09 2008 14:39 GMT
#1055
wat
aka Ghostclaws
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 09 2008 20:18 GMT
#1056
On September 09 2008 20:48 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
careful we dont go cpt obvious on you

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 20:23:51
September 09 2008 20:23 GMT
#1057
intrigue_> were 2v2ing vs him + his partner
<intrigue_> and he recognized us
<intrigue_> he said
<intrigue_> hi intrigue, hi itw
<micronesia> the day before you meet him go on his vent and creep the shit out of him
<intrigue_> and was making chitchat
<intrigue_> we raped him, and then he was like
<intrigue_> 'lemme watch plz'
<Chill[Work]> lol
<intrigue_> and we thought
<--| Arglactable has left #teamliquid
<intrigue_> oh he's a tlnetter, w/e
<intrigue_> we visioned him
<intrigue_> after we lost to what seemed like
<intrigue_> godly game sense
<intrigue_> we watched the replay
<intrigue_> and it was just filled with pings
<intrigue_> everywhere
<Chill[Work]> hahhaha
<SpoR-CharlieM> lol
<intrigue_> and we bitched at him for it and he sent us
<micronesia> oh that's what that was about
<intrigue_> this giant jpeg
<micronesia> hahaha
<Chill[Work]> owned by the wolf
<intrigue_> where he had handwritten
<intrigue_> 'i will not be a bm obs'
<intrigue_> like 20 times
<Chill[Work]> LOL


[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-11 16:33:00
September 11 2008 16:32 GMT
#1058
[18:31] <reaVer> note to self: do not touch eyes after handling chilli powder
[18:32] <reaVer> note to self: do not touch dick after handling chilli powder
[18:31] <reaVer> that was the most painful piss I ever took
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 11 2008 16:43 GMT
#1059
[18:36] <+XCetron> dv did lotta stuff that i dont know about
[18:36] <+XCetron> now hes staff
[18:36] <+littlechava> haha
[18:36] <@TL-Nyovne> maybe he didnt do anything
[18:36] <@TL-Nyovne> I mean
[18:36] <@TL-Nyovne> oh
[18:36] <@TL-Nyovne> nvm
[18:36] <+Parfait> Kennigit's idea
[18:37] <@TL-Nyovne> the general population isnt aware
[18:37] <@TL-Nyovne> of the vGl conspiracy
[18:37] <@Chill[Work]> well he did alot but it was spread amongst his 72 aka's
[18:37] <+XCetron> lol
[18:37] <+littlechava> lol
[18:37] <@TL-Nyovne> haha chill
[18:37] <@TL-Nyovne> who was that again that banned like 10+ of jareds accounts?
[18:37] <@Chill[Work]> hotbid
[18:37] <@TL-Nyovne> I lolled so fucking hard
[18:37] <@Chill[Work]> lemme count
[18:37] <@Chill[Work]> brb
[18:37] <@TL-Nyovne> was friggin goddamn hylarious
[18:37] <@Chill[Work]> oh god
[18:38] <@Chill[Work]> his user account page
[18:38] <@Chill[Work]> takes so long to load
[18:38] <@Chill[Work]> its querying all his aka's -_-
[18:38] <@Chill[Work]> jared has 23 banned aka's
[18:38] <@TL-Nyovne> hahahahha
[18:38] <@TL-Nyovne> its so good
[18:38] <+XCetron> lool
[18:38] <+littlechava> LOL
[18:38] <+SayaSP> LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 11 2008 17:56 GMT
#1060
the lack of fat jokes about me coming out of IRC is disturbing as of late.. it's not like you guys have anything else to talk about now is it?
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