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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 11 2008 17:58 GMT
#1061
incontrol fat jokes got old 3 years ago :>
Hates Fun🤔
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 11 2008 18:17 GMT
#1062
On September 12 2008 02:56 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
the lack of fat jokes about me coming out of IRC is disturbing as of late.. it's not like you guys have anything else to talk about now is it?


Losing Weight?

But... "Inc is so fat if he used his full brain capacity while on TL the earth would melt, and Inc would eat it becuz it looked like candy." Better?
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 11 2008 18:50 GMT
#1063
On September 12 2008 02:58 paper wrote:
incontrol fat jokes got old 3 years ago :>


Oh hey you must be new around here.. I'll have ITW show you around!
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 11 2008 19:04 GMT
#1064
lol @ nyovne
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 11 2008 22:22 GMT
#1065
[19:29] <+Harem> oh what the hell, monokeros is back?
[19:32] <+TL-H_> :[
[19:32] <+littlechava> :D
[19:32] <+Harem> :[
[19:49] <+littlechava> but monokeros is such a gr8 guy!!
[19:50] <+Harem> xib: you can play dota with him!!
[19:50] <Xiberia> i only play dota with irl friends now
[19:50] <Xiberia> since you fags quit
[19:52] <+Harem> sorry I couldn't wait forever for you to hit my level
[19:52] <@Gene`> lol
[20:10] <+SayaSP> ahhaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-11 22:28:03
September 11 2008 22:25 GMT
#1066
[21:38] <@intrigue_> The following Auto-Warning was sent to this user by vGl-CoW
[21:38] <@intrigue_> From: vGl-CoW
[21:38] <@intrigue_> Subject: Warning!
[21:38] <@intrigue_> This is a Warning!
[21:38] <@intrigue_> FUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[21:38] <@intrigue_> Thanks in advance for your cooperation,
[21:38] <@intrigue_> vGl-CoW
[21:38] <@intrigue_> what a great message
[21:41] <+GrandInquisitor> inspiring leadership
[21:46] <@Kenn`BedEBAY> ahahaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-12 01:06:24
September 12 2008 01:05 GMT
#1067
+ Show Spoiler +

lol
@dv_> rushz0rz
@dv_> yearbook sigs yet?
+XCetron> is the other 60% of greendland underwateR?
rushz0rz> wow
rushz0rz> cant believe people actually thought that was true
rushz0rz> im just covering my face...
@dv_> picture speaks for itself
rushz0rz> not really
@dv_> qqing behind your face
@dv_> witha yearbook in tow
+XCetron> picture speaks a thousand words i heard
rushz0rz> thats what happens when little girls take pics of you
rushz0rz> so i covered my face
rushz0rz> they follow me around so
@dv_> lol
+TL-H_> L O L yearbook signatures
rushz0rz> im not ugly
+XCetron> why are there litttle girls at your school
+XCetron> following you nonetheless
@dv_> little girls follow you around aye?

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
September 12 2008 01:16 GMT
#1068
lol
;p
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-12 01:17:02
September 12 2008 01:16 GMT
#1069
rushz0rz> Canadian military is infinitely better trained than the US
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 12 2008 01:25 GMT
#1070
Earlier I was printing something and I accidentally printed 5 pages of IRC chat log instead and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off for a minute.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-12 01:35:32
September 12 2008 01:35 GMT
#1071
I love you Jared. Let's procreate.

and that rushz0rz burn never, EVER, gets old :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 13 2008 21:08 GMT
#1072
[23:07] <+GrInq> I'M FLUSHING I'M FLUSHING IT WON'T GO DOWN
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 15 2008 04:31 GMT
#1073
dead babies are pretty hard to flush down a toilet
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 16 2008 04:18 GMT
#1074
[21:17] <Tiberius11> i COULD go to blizzcon
[21:17] <Tiberius11> if i had $100
[21:17] <Tiberius11> its only an hour away from me
[21:17] <Poslom> how would u get a ticket
[21:17] <+XCetron> whoo
[21:17] <+XCetron> who*
[21:17] <Tiberius11> tickets are sold out?
[21:17] <+XCetron> lol
[21:17] <Poslom> raofl
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 17 2008 14:24 GMT
#1075
[16:19] <@vGl-CoW> ..do you like it so much that you would.. like to have it..?
[16:19] <+GG-Artanis> ruh oh
[16:20] <+GG-Artanis> I'm afraid to answer
[16:20] <@vGl-CoW> not answering a mod's question.. im afraid that's a bannable offense..
[16:21] <+GG-Artanis> is it?
[16:21] <@ChillWork> Is it Artanis?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
September 22 2008 10:33 GMT
#1076
[06:30:22] <@GTR`nap> w0w
[06:30:26] <@GTR`nap> feeling so pussy
[06:30:35] <@GTR`nap> my friend blocked me on msn because he thinks i cant do a chick
[06:30:35] <@GTR`nap> rofl
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 22 2008 11:23 GMT
#1077
On September 12 2008 10:16 DeadVessel wrote:
rushz0rz> Canadian military is infinitely better trained than the US


that is 100% true, and common knowledge among troops from every country but the US
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51544 Posts
September 22 2008 11:40 GMT
#1078
On September 12 2008 10:05 DeadVessel wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

lol
@dv_> rushz0rz
@dv_> yearbook sigs yet?
+XCetron> is the other 60% of greendland underwateR?
rushz0rz> wow
rushz0rz> cant believe people actually thought that was true
rushz0rz> im just covering my face...
@dv_> picture speaks for itself
rushz0rz> not really
@dv_> qqing behind your face
@dv_> witha yearbook in tow
+XCetron> picture speaks a thousand words i heard
rushz0rz> thats what happens when little girls take pics of you
rushz0rz> so i covered my face
rushz0rz> they follow me around so
@dv_> lol
+TL-H_> L O L yearbook signatures
rushz0rz> im not ugly
+XCetron> why are there litttle girls at your school
+XCetron> following you nonetheless
@dv_> little girls follow you around aye?

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


guy behind him looks like incontrol
Commentator
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 22 2008 15:04 GMT
#1079
LOL rushz0rz ahahahaha


STOP FOLLOWING ME, STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GEEK IN THIS SWEATER!
Peace~
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 22 2008 15:49 GMT
#1080
On September 22 2008 20:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2008 10:16 DeadVessel wrote:
rushz0rz> Canadian military is infinitely better trained than the US


that is 100% true, and common knowledge among troops from every country but the US


Represent~
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
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