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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 22 2008 15:52 GMT
#1081
It is 100% true.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 22 2008 16:46 GMT
#1082
I love Canadians
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 22 2008 16:55 GMT
#1083
People joke that the canadian military never does anything. They obviously don't check forums cause those guys are actively talking themselves up.

It's easy to call yourself the best when nobody can see you put your mouth where your money is
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 22 2008 17:04 GMT
#1084
On September 23 2008 01:55 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
People joke that the canadian military never does anything. They obviously don't check forums cause those guys are actively talking themselves up.

It's easy to call yourself the best when nobody can see you put your mouth where your money is

I'm sure there are lots of bears to be stopped.
Peace~
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
September 22 2008 20:03 GMT
#1085
14:02 nerde When was last WWI ?
14:03 yubee umm
14:03 yubee 1913?
Moderator
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
September 22 2008 21:07 GMT
#1086
Fail!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pangolin
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1035 Posts
September 23 2008 10:47 GMT
#1087
<LightRailCoyote> no one can resist tasteless's roguish commentary based charms.
<LightRailCoyote> not even me.
<LaZyScV> lol
<motbob> or me
<LaZyScV> you want him to insert his marine in your bunker?
<LightRailCoyote> no i want him to plow his reaver into my natural
<LightRailCoyote> shoot his scarabs into my minline
<LightRailCoyote> load my dropship
<LaZyScV> wow
<MCMcEmcee> send his zealot through your backdoor
<LightRailCoyote> lol
<LaZyScV> lolol
It's easier not to.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
September 23 2008 17:45 GMT
#1088
HAHAHAHAHA
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 23 2008 23:18 GMT
#1089
[02:14:24] <TL-Nyovne> Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
September 24 2008 00:15 GMT
#1090
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 24 2008 08:18 _Grazze_ wrote:
[02:14:24] <TL-Nyovne> Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.



Oh god i nearly shat myself when i read this...dear god haha
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 24 2008 00:41 GMT
#1091
On September 24 2008 09:15 LightRailCoyote wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 24 2008 08:18 _Grazze_ wrote:
[02:14:24] <TL-Nyovne> Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.



Oh god i nearly shat myself when i read this...dear god haha

dammit, your luckier than me....
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 24 2008 08:38 GMT
#1092
Ya, it's hilarious! :D Nyovne <3
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
September 24 2008 08:41 GMT
#1093
hehe a friend of mine said that to me when I was talking about someone who hit his gf. So the credit goes to him I guess? :p
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 11:56:13
September 24 2008 11:52 GMT
#1094
On September 23 2008 01:55 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
People joke that the canadian military never does anything. They obviously don't check forums cause those guys are actively talking themselves up.

It's easy to call yourself the best when nobody can see you put your mouth where your money is


did you miss the part where i said this is a universal opinion outside of the united states

canada's general forces are regarded as the best trained troops on earth, and have been for more than half a century. there's a reason why nato air units are trained by canadian officers at a canadian airbase

+ Show Spoiler +
who wants to take bets on how many posts it'll take before someone tries to compare navy seals to canadian infantry?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
September 24 2008 11:56 GMT
#1095
On September 24 2008 08:18 _Grazze_ wrote:
[02:14:24] <TL-Nyovne> Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.

LOL gg
or you end up on an indian game show getting raped by the whole male crew
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
September 24 2008 13:53 GMT
#1096
On September 24 2008 20:56 pyrogenetix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 08:18 _Grazze_ wrote:
[02:14:24] <TL-Nyovne> Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.

LOL gg
or you end up on an indian game show getting raped by the whole male crew

I swear its rly good and would last a while but with that indian accent its bound to be funny forever.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 24 2008 14:41 GMT
#1097
Hahahahahahahah "HOW CAN SHE SLAP"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 24 2008 18:03 GMT
#1098
<RainmanMP> mrs klazart liked lux better than bisu
<XCetron> well shes also married to klazart
Peace~
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 24 2008 18:04 GMT
#1099
disclaimer, I do not hate klazart.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 24 2008 18:14 GMT
#1100
On September 24 2008 08:18 _Grazze_ wrote:
[02:14:24] <TL-Nyovne> Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.

What about games with good multiplayer
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
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