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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
September 24 2008 18:15 GMT
#1101
On September 25 2008 03:04 XCetron wrote:
disclaimer, I do not hate klazart.

what? how can you not hate him
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 24 2008 18:16 GMT
#1102
you mean like co-op or just splitscreen vs?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 24 2008 18:18 GMT
#1103
On September 24 2008 20:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2008 01:55 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
People joke that the canadian military never does anything. They obviously don't check forums cause those guys are actively talking themselves up.

It's easy to call yourself the best when nobody can see you put your mouth where your money is


did you miss the part where i said this is a universal opinion outside of the united states

canada's general forces are regarded as the best trained troops on earth, and have been for more than half a century. there's a reason why nato air units are trained by canadian officers at a canadian airbase

+ Show Spoiler +
who wants to take bets on how many posts it'll take before someone tries to compare navy seals to canadian infantry?


Steve GOOGLE DOESNT LIE and the first several pages dont even mention canadian military. The closest we get is "France" but that was a blogger and he IS retarded.

you lose.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 18:25:05
September 24 2008 18:22 GMT
#1104
Hmm, I don't remember reading that exchange in this thread

Edit: oh there is!!
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 19:43:43
September 24 2008 19:43 GMT
#1105
On September 22 2008 20:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2008 10:16 DeadVessel wrote:
rushz0rz> Canadian military is infinitely better trained than the US


that is 100% true, and common knowledge among troops from every country but the US



The best training is actually doing the thing, right? Canada fails here.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
September 24 2008 20:08 GMT
#1106
On September 25 2008 03:15 RaGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 03:04 XCetron wrote:
disclaimer, I do not hate klazart.

what? how can you not hate him

he gets things done when no1 else does
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 25 2008 00:16 GMT
#1107
On September 25 2008 03:18 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 20:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 23 2008 01:55 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
People joke that the canadian military never does anything. They obviously don't check forums cause those guys are actively talking themselves up.

It's easy to call yourself the best when nobody can see you put your mouth where your money is


did you miss the part where i said this is a universal opinion outside of the united states

canada's general forces are regarded as the best trained troops on earth, and have been for more than half a century. there's a reason why nato air units are trained by canadian officers at a canadian airbase

+ Show Spoiler +
who wants to take bets on how many posts it'll take before someone tries to compare navy seals to canadian infantry?


Steve GOOGLE DOESNT LIE and the first several pages dont even mention canadian military. The closest we get is "France" but that was a blogger and he IS retarded.

you lose.


hahaha wow ok you win

damn i've never been so owned by google before
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 25 2008 09:23 GMT
#1108
OH noo..
ANOTHER ONE
http://www.babash.org/?
We're all doomed.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
September 25 2008 11:37 GMT
#1109
--- Nuked ---
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 26 2008 21:00 GMT
#1110
[21:40] <@Deekay> oh my fucking god
[21:40] <@Deekay> this girl that likes me
[21:40] <@Deekay> wanted me to go to
[21:40] <@Deekay> new kids on the block
[21:40] <@Deekay> with her
[21:40] <@Deekay> she was all
[21:40] <@Deekay> 'its free, you don't have to pay'
[21:40] <@SayaSP> LOL
[21:40] <@SayaSP> new kids on the block
[21:40] <@SayaSP> hahahaha
[21:40] <@Kennigit> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-26 21:41:04
September 26 2008 21:39 GMT
#1111
Me and Jared are watching an episode of supernatural together.

dv_away> LOOOOL
dv_away> put the lotion in the basket
Kennigit> thats what she said
dv_away> no
dv_away> dean said it
Kennigit> lol
dv_away> when they're opening
dv_away> the heads mouth
dv_away> oh snap vampire
Kennigit> thanks jared lol
dv_away> wtf
dv_away> im confused
Kennigit> sigh
Kennigit> hotbid
dv_away> where are you?
Kennigit> help me out
dv_away> wait was that a
Kennigit> yes
Kennigit> yes
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-30 18:31:58
September 30 2008 18:30 GMT
#1112
[20:14] <Pyon> gaah
[20:14] <Pyon> sc is so bugged
[20:14] <Pyon> why don't they fix the barrack spawn bug?
[20:15] <@Nyovne> my barracks have never done anything weird
[20:15] <@Nyovne> except back when you could land them ontop of sieged tanks
[20:17] <+Xiberia> rax bug
[20:17] <+Xiberia> ?
[20:24] <Pyon> well
[20:24] <Pyon> my marines spawns at 1 positon from the barrack
[20:24] <Pyon> no matter where the raley point is
[20:24] <Pyon> it's so fucking super bugged
[20:24] <Pyon> makes sc a lot more luck..
[20:26] <+Deekay> you broke sc

Pyon, Putting the - back in D-
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
September 30 2008 18:48 GMT
#1113
Ah shit Nyovne, you beat me to it!
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
September 30 2008 18:57 GMT
#1114
Who's your daddy Scott!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-04 15:05:54
October 04 2008 14:53 GMT
#1115
[16:53] <+never_gg> I just love fucking with total strangers.

Sorry neggy, just had to do it! <3
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Tonkerchen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
680 Posts
October 04 2008 15:24 GMT
#1116
manablue: "he is getting utter raped"
(don't remember the exact phrase, but "utter rape" sounds so awesome ~~)
The time is just an illusion... created by mankind... /// Lee Young Ho last Bonjwa on earth! /// «I'll... destroy everyone in 2009. Ok...? Thank you.» - Ma Jae Yoon - Maestro Of Zerg
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
October 05 2008 00:31 GMT
#1117
On October 04 2008 23:53 Nyovne wrote:
[16:53] <+never_gg> I just love fucking with total strangers.

Sorry neggy, just had to do it! <3


"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
October 05 2008 00:35 GMT
#1118
On October 01 2008 03:30 Nyovne wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

[20:14] <Pyon> gaah
[20:14] <Pyon> sc is so bugged
[20:14] <Pyon> why don't they fix the barrack spawn bug?
[20:15] <@Nyovne> my barracks have never done anything weird
[20:15] <@Nyovne> except back when you could land them ontop of sieged tanks
[20:17] <+Xiberia> rax bug
[20:17] <+Xiberia> ?
[20:24] <Pyon> well
[20:24] <Pyon> my marines spawns at 1 positon from the barrack
[20:24] <Pyon> no matter where the raley point is
[20:24] <Pyon> it's so fucking super bugged
[20:24] <Pyon> makes sc a lot more luck..
[20:26] <+Deekay> you broke sc


Pyon, Putting the - back in D-


Makes me wonder how many people just come into our channel straight from the website with almost no sc knowledge.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-05 04:24:40
October 05 2008 04:24 GMT
#1119
[littlechava] you win 1mil$, buy a ferrari : look at me, i'm so happy!!!; then u crush it in to a wall; who the fuck is happy then?
[pachi] haters

hahahhahahahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-05 12:07:35
October 05 2008 12:07 GMT
#1120
Why didn't you put this where it belongs HB!

[11:55] <+MoltkeWarding> let me show you what's not good. deadvessel playing PvT

rooflllll

Btw nice one there Steve hahaha. Poor pachi <3
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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