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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 05 2008 13:23 GMT
#1121
[15:20:52] <+nevergg_> should I share the photo of flash with his hand down his pants....hmmmm....
[15:21:29] <+nevergg_> It's a super close up lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-05 16:08:02
October 05 2008 16:02 GMT
#1122
[17:48] <@Kennigit> you know what i have discovered
[17:48] <@Kennigit> no one can give better handjobs than yourself
[17:48] <@Kennigit> which leads to wonder
[17:48] <@Kennigit> if i sucked myself off
[17:48] <@Kennigit> would it be the best blowjob of my entire life
[17:49] <@Kennigit> this is something i will investigate for science
[17:49] <@SonuvBob> well your air force buddies tell me you're pretty good
[17:49] <@Kennigit> we aint gay in the airforce yo
[17:49] <@Kennigit> thats navy
[17:49] <+deekay> LOL
[17:49] <@vGl-CoW> let's casually ignore the homoerotic undertones in top gun

On October 12 2007 10:39 Kennigit wrote:
Im dressing up as Maverick from Top Gun....

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 05 2008 18:10 GMT
#1123
(14:08:37) (@dv_away) are you kidding me
(14:08:42) (@dv_away) my hilary duff
(14:08:43) (@dv_away) dl stopped..
(14:09:15) (+Xiberia) the internet is giving you a chance to preserve your manhood
(14:09:32) (+SayaSP) No this is jared I think it slides
(14:09:46) (@dv_away) coming clean is a good song
(14:09:51) (@dv_away) there's no shame in liking it
(14:10:01) (@dv_away) there we go restared
(14:10:04) (@dv_away) restarted*
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
October 05 2008 18:12 GMT
#1124
lol watchyowatchyowatchyoback
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
October 05 2008 21:41 GMT
#1125
<Spor-CharlieM> zvz is imba
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-05 21:45:11
October 05 2008 21:42 GMT
#1126
On October 06 2008 06:41 Harem wrote:
zvz is imba

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOL

ITS ZERG VS ZERG IT CAN"T BE IMBA LOLOLOL

-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-05 21:44:44
October 05 2008 21:43 GMT
#1127
i knew it!
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
TS-Rupbar
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Sweden1089 Posts
October 07 2008 20:58 GMT
#1128
[22:56:10] <RichardNPL> shaving your ass better
[22:56:11] <TS-Rupbar> and lay back
[22:56:18] <TS-Rupbar> hair don't come out of your t-shirt
[22:56:26] <TS-Rupbar> I have friends who shave their asses too
[22:56:28] <TS-Rupbar> but I don't do that
[22:56:30] <TS-Rupbar> !
[22:56:32] <RichardNPL> i tried
[22:56:35] <RichardNPL> its weird feeling
[22:56:39] <RichardNPL> but its nice
[22:56:39] <RichardNPL> lol


That's from GGC, though.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 08 2008 14:14 GMT
#1129
[16:12] <+YUBEE_> i've never seen house
[16:12] <+YUBEE_> is it good?
[16:12] <+YUBEE_> i've thought about watching that
[16:12] <@pachi> yessir its like watching rekrul in a white coat
[16:12] <+YUBEE_> haha
[16:12] <@Nyovne> rofl
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-08 14:29:12
October 08 2008 14:28 GMT
#1130
[16:25] <@pachi> chill, are you going to make losing talk to you in korean?
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> dude
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> last night zil is like
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> "come on to vent ill talk to you in korean to help you practise"
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> so i go on and its him and his brother in a channel
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> just to laugh at me
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> like he seriously called his brother over
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> and said come listen to this
[16:26] <@Chill[Cali]> what a douche
[16:26] <@Kennigit> hahahaahahahahahahaha
[16:26] <@Kennigit> ilovezil
[16:27] <@Chill[Cali]> so i guess ill be writing
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-09 10:57:55
October 09 2008 10:57 GMT
#1131
NSFW

On October 09 2008 12:00 IntoTheWow wrote:
(23:57:03) (@GTR1H) i dont see the tl post
(23:57:05) (@GTR1H) on blizzard site
(23:57:06) (@GTR1H) wtf?
(23:57:25) (@IntoTheWow) 10.08.08 | by Blizzard
(23:57:25) (@IntoTheWow) In collaboration between TeamLiquid.net and the CJ Entus progaming team in Korea, TeamLiquid will be hosting the first progamer charity auction
(23:57:27) (@GTR1H) do i have to be on the us site
(23:57:28) (@GTR1H) or something
(23:57:36) (@IntoTheWow) im in the US site
(23:57:39) (@IntoTheWow) but its default for me
(23:57:44) (@IntoTheWow) even though theres a spanish site
(23:59:36) (@GTR1H) my top news is
(23:59:36) (@GTR1H) http://pics.cheggit.net/pics/2008/10/07/614-1cover.jpg
(23:59:38) (@GTR1H) er
(23:59:42) (@IntoTheWow) LOL
(23:59:45) (@GTR1H) oh dear

Discuss.


NSFW
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14081 Posts
October 13 2008 16:29 GMT
#1132
(+deekay) SHUT UP NYO
(+deekay) go write a thesis on macro
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
October 13 2008 16:52 GMT
#1133
I really want to click that even thouhg I am at school....

is it worth it?
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
October 13 2008 18:08 GMT
#1134
doesnt work
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 13 2008 23:51 GMT
#1135
[01:49] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> u know
[01:49] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> i always wished i was fat
[01:50] <@Milchmann-> i thought muta micro goes with fatness
[01:50] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> rolling around naked with puppies is better when fat
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-13 23:57:49
October 13 2008 23:57 GMT
#1136
I'll gamble and try for the dont quote yourself exception while braving the consequences.

[01:53] <+Xiberia> team melee is harder than melee
[01:53] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> lolol!
[01:53] <+Xiberia> cause it just feels
[01:53] <+Xiberia> wrong
[01:53] <+Xiberia> sharing control
[01:53] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> i like team melee a lot too
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> xib
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> once you stop masturbating
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> and actually get laid
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> maybe youll get over that feeling
[01:54] <+Xiberia> rofl
[01:54] <+Xiberia> fuck you!
[01:54] <+Harem> rofl
[01:54] <+decaf> hahahaha
[01:54] <+decaf> nyovne
[01:54] <+Xiberia> hahhaha
[01:54] <MJY]Clowe> haha
[01:54] <+decaf> well played
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> gg
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> no re
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
October 13 2008 23:57 GMT
#1137
On October 14 2008 08:57 Nyovne wrote:
[01:53] <+Xiberia> team melee is harder than melee
[01:53] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> lolol!
[01:53] <+Xiberia> cause it just feels
[01:53] <+Xiberia> wrong
[01:53] <+Xiberia> sharing control
[01:53] <+SoYuKKUSENMAN> i like team melee a lot too
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> xib
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> once you stop masturbating
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> and actually get laid
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> maybe youll get over that feeling
[01:54] <+Xiberia> rofl
[01:54] <+Xiberia> fuck you!
[01:54] <+Harem> rofl
[01:54] <+decaf> hahahaha
[01:54] <+decaf> nyovne
[01:54] <+Xiberia> hahhaha
[01:54] <[MJY]Clowe> haha
[01:54] <+decaf> well played
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> gg
[01:54] <@TL-Nyovne> no re

shameless self promotion!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
October 13 2008 23:57 GMT
#1138
Xiberia> team melee is harder than melee
<Xiberia> cause it just feels
<Xiberia> wrong
<Xiberia> sharing control
<TL-Nyovne> xib
<TL-Nyovne> once you stop masturbating
<TL-Nyovne> and actually get laid
<TL-Nyovne> maybe youll get over that feeling
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 13 2008 23:58 GMT
#1139
Haha cheers decaf :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
October 14 2008 00:00 GMT
#1140
quoted for you so you don't have to <3
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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