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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 27 2008 01:17 GMT
#1161
On October 27 2008 08:51 Nyovne wrote:
That one wasnt funny ;/

incontrol + food = possible premise for incontrol to say something => funny
Peace~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24785 Posts
October 27 2008 01:32 GMT
#1162
On October 27 2008 10:17 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2008 08:51 Nyovne wrote:
That one wasnt funny ;/

incontrol + food = possible premise for incontrol to say something => funny

Watch out you'll get crucified.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24785 Posts
October 27 2008 05:11 GMT
#1163
[01:10] <XCetron> my lack of macro in bw carries onto tl
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 27 2008 05:16 GMT
#1164
RAR ANGRY SOUNDS!

ararr r RAR a RARRRRRrrrAAAAARRRrr

I am svelt and trim in all physical aspects! My b.m.i is above average and I punch holes in my belts just to hold up my 19 inch cock hiding 300$ jeans. How dare you guys suggest otherwise? RAAARRRRrRarrARRR
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 27 2008 10:49 GMT
#1165
Oh shi
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-27 11:18:31
October 27 2008 11:14 GMT
#1166
On October 27 2008 08:25 DhakhaR wrote:
during one of intrigues MANY pop-ups during TL attack

[23:11] intrigues porn is finished
[23:11] was that sum porn
[23:11] wtf was tjat
[23:11] omg. This TLA is total fail. Sorry gais. I will sleep.
[23:11] :D
[23:11] Porn DL

+ Show Spoiler +
i know youre not mean't to quote yourself, but it was the fact that 3-4 people said the same thing after a popup appears for 0.01 seconds XD

this only happened during one game, and it was because i was running r1ch's fix to get rid of the rally spam problem. i don't mind the quote at all, it's just that the implication in the first sentence is very unfair. it's not like i was careless and let all this shit pop up onscreen, there was just no other choice.

don't mean to shit on your parades with srsness, carry on
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 27 2008 11:27 GMT
#1167
plus it wasnt funny.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-27 11:30:25
October 27 2008 11:28 GMT
#1168
[12:25] <never_gg> YES
[12:25] <+never_gg> ooooh backho is back
[12:25] <@TL-Nyovne> what neggy
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> ?
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> oh god
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> fetishist
[12:26] <+never_gg> I plan to go stalk him in a minute.
[12:26] <+never_gg> yarly - I love BM players.
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> srly neggy
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> the man cant even handle his shuttles
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> how can he handle you
[12:26] <+never_gg> He could cheese me.
[12:26] <+never_gg> hahahaha
[12:26] <@TL-Nyovne> oh god


Came after, not that funny though but for completeness ;p.
+ Show Spoiler +
[12:27] <@TL-Nyovne> straight to the quotes thread
[12:27] <+never_gg> oh god NO NYO!
[12:27] <+never_gg> you already quoted me saying enough kinky shit.


ggnore
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 28 2008 23:16 GMT
#1169
[23:53] <haji[alive]> lol i'm reading a thread: "things you regret buying compulsively"
[23:53] <haji[alive]> and a dude wrote: "a whorehouse girl's piss and shit - $80"
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
October 28 2008 23:49 GMT
#1170
--- Nuked ---
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 29 2008 00:16 GMT
#1171
[00:10] <@Kennigit> what the fuck haji[alive]
[00:10] <@Kennigit> loooooooool
[00:10] <@SayaSP> loooooooooooooooooooooool

you werent the only one thinking that :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24785 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-29 01:39:15
October 29 2008 01:38 GMT
#1172
I know where you live.

[21:37] <micronesia> Objective: Students will be able to sketch the path of a projectile, and identify the causes of its motion
[21:37] <micronesia> sound ok?
[21:37] <FragKrag> ok
[21:37] <FragKrag> yeah
[21:37] <HelloWorld> Use SWBAT
[21:37] <FragKrag> swbat?
[21:37] <HelloWorld> I'm doing that in school now... so boring
[21:37] <micronesia> I did that in maryland
[21:37] <HelloWorld> Hey man..
[21:37] <HelloWorld> I live in maryland
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-31 00:33:28
October 31 2008 00:28 GMT
#1173
<SpoR-CharlieM> ggnet ladder > iccup imo
edit -
=-= SpoR-CharlieM is now known as XCetron
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 31 2008 00:29 GMT
#1174
Imposter
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
October 31 2008 00:33 GMT
#1175
On October 31 2008 09:28 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
<SpoR-CharlieM> ggnet ladder > iccup imo
edit -
=-= SpoR-CharlieM is now known as XCetron

CARRRIIAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 31 2008 01:47 GMT
#1176
[02:36] <@Brian_> anybody a math major?
[02:36] <@Brian_> plenty of asians on TL, someone has to be
[02:36] <sadpanda> LOL
[02:36] <@Brian_> yay for stereotyping
[02:37] <+XCetron> white guy asking forum full of asian for math
[02:37] <+XCetron> id say thats worse
[02:37] <@Brian_> are you good at math-_-
[02:37] <@Brian_> do you know what a linear transformation is
[02:37] <@Brian_> yes or no will suffice, i dont need the definition
[02:38] <@Brian_> to anyone that feels like helping
[02:40] <+XCetron> linear transformation
[02:40] <+XCetron> is it like optimus prime transforming into a truck
[02:40] <+XCetron> its kinda linear
[02:43] <sadpanda> rofl
[02:44] <@TL-Nyovne> rofl
[02:45] <+Xiberia> rofl
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 31 2008 19:40 GMT
#1177
Not funny but none less AWSOME:

[20:24] <@Corinthos> i just went ahead and got another server for tonights osl

Thats rite.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 31 2008 20:04 GMT
#1178
Awesome
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 31 2008 20:36 GMT
#1179
On October 31 2008 10:47 Nyovne wrote:
[02:36] <@Brian_> anybody a math major?
[02:36] <@Brian_> plenty of asians on TL, someone has to be
[02:36] <sadpanda> LOL
[02:36] <@Brian_> yay for stereotyping
[02:37] <+XCetron> white guy asking forum full of asian for math
[02:37] <+XCetron> id say thats worse
[02:37] <@Brian_> are you good at math-_-
[02:37] <@Brian_> do you know what a linear transformation is
[02:37] <@Brian_> yes or no will suffice, i dont need the definition
[02:38] <@Brian_> to anyone that feels like helping
[02:40] <+XCetron> linear transformation
[02:40] <+XCetron> is it like optimus prime transforming into a truck
[02:40] <+XCetron> its kinda linear
[02:43] <sadpanda> rofl
[02:44] <@TL-Nyovne> rofl
[02:45] <+Xiberia> rofl



way to cut out everything I said
Chains none
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-31 21:17:05
October 31 2008 21:15 GMT
#1180
Public streams will be made available in the thread before/right after it goes live or on the main TeamLiquid IRC channel.

[#TeamLiquid on Quakenet IRC]

Its a priviledge not a right, so no complaining, no bitching and remember to thank Corinthos for his time, effort and MONEY that he put into this service for the community.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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