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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
October 31 2008 21:15 GMT
#1181
On November 01 2008 05:36 LordWeird wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 31 2008 10:47 Nyovne wrote:
[02:36] <@Brian_> anybody a math major?
[02:36] <@Brian_> plenty of asians on TL, someone has to be
[02:36] <sadpanda> LOL
[02:36] <@Brian_> yay for stereotyping
[02:37] <+XCetron> white guy asking forum full of asian for math
[02:37] <+XCetron> id say thats worse
[02:37] <@Brian_> are you good at math-_-
[02:37] <@Brian_> do you know what a linear transformation is
[02:37] <@Brian_> yes or no will suffice, i dont need the definition
[02:38] <@Brian_> to anyone that feels like helping
[02:40] <+XCetron> linear transformation
[02:40] <+XCetron> is it like optimus prime transforming into a truck
[02:40] <+XCetron> its kinda linear
[02:43] <sadpanda> rofl
[02:44] <@TL-Nyovne> rofl
[02:45] <+Xiberia> rofl



way to cut out everything I said

It wasnt contributing to the point so it gets cut.

CUTTTT like decafs penis.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 01:21:49
November 01 2008 11:53 GMT
#1182
[12:51] <@WaxAngel> haha stork broke the record for most starleagues played in before winning
[12:51] <+FantasticLocked> i call it "the peasant roader"
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 01:20:08
November 02 2008 01:19 GMT
#1183
It's been a while since there was a good noobmocking on IRC:

[02:16] <Luch-> wait so
[02:16] <Luch-> mealstorm isnt AOE?
[02:16] <@Nyovne> it is
[02:16] <@Nyovne> nooblet
[02:16] <@Nyovne> :D
[02:16] <Luch-> wat
[02:16] <XCetron> maestrom is aoe
[02:17] <Luch-> i just did it on pack of corsairs
[02:17] <+XCetron> LOL
[02:17] <@Nyovne> LOL
[02:17] <Luch-> what
[02:17] <Luch-> dont laugh!
[02:17] <@Nyovne> hahahah
[02:17] <+XCetron> organic only
[02:17] <@Nyovne> Organic units only
[02:17] <Luch-> oh yeah
[02:17] <Luch-> forgot
[02:17] <Luch-> fuck you guys

how old was this game again?:p
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 03 2008 04:21 GMT
#1184
SpoR-CharlieM> HELP
<SpoR-CharlieM> HELP
<SpoR-CharlieM> http://i38.tinypic.com/5jsgep.jpg
<SpoR-CharlieM> WHAT DO I DO???????????????????
<Clowe> hbahahahah
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
November 03 2008 04:25 GMT
#1185
-_- cancel the cancellation obv
Hates Fun🤔
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
November 03 2008 13:22 GMT
#1186
[14:17] <+nevergg_> NYO I AM NOT A LESBIAN CURRENTLY.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 03 2008 21:53 GMT
#1187
On November 03 2008 13:25 paper wrote:
-_- cancel the cancellation obv

you forgot to set your country to romania
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 03 2008 21:56 GMT
#1188
On November 02 2008 10:19 Nyovne wrote:
It's been a while since there was a good noobmocking on IRC:

[02:16] <Luch-> wait so
[02:16] <Luch-> mealstorm isnt AOE?
[02:16] <@Nyovne> it is
[02:16] <@Nyovne> nooblet
[02:16] <@Nyovne> :D
[02:16] <Luch-> wat
[02:16] <XCetron> maestrom is aoe
[02:17] <Luch-> i just did it on pack of corsairs
[02:17] <+XCetron> LOL
[02:17] <@Nyovne> LOL
[02:17] <Luch-> what
[02:17] <Luch-> dont laugh!
[02:17] <@Nyovne> hahahah
[02:17] <+XCetron> organic only
[02:17] <@Nyovne> Organic units only
[02:17] <Luch-> oh yeah
[02:17] <Luch-> forgot
[02:17] <Luch-> fuck you guys

how old was this game again?:p

Oh man
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 02:13:32
November 04 2008 02:12 GMT
#1189
On November 04 2008 06:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2008 13:25 paper wrote:
-_- cancel the cancellation obv

you forgot to set your country to romania


[image loading]

O SHI WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!
Hates Fun🤔
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 02:34:07
November 04 2008 02:32 GMT
#1190
[image loading]

[image loading]


OH SHI...
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
November 04 2008 03:46 GMT
#1191
[19:45] <HelloWorld> The girl that casts with tasteless is peanut, right?
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
November 04 2008 03:50 GMT
#1192
hahahaha
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
November 04 2008 11:31 GMT
#1193
lol!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
November 04 2008 11:39 GMT
#1194
hahaha wow
You can't fight the feeling.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 04 2008 18:25 GMT
#1195
[12:19] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> i like when people call them labtops
[12:19] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> with words
[12:19] <XCetron> lol labtops
[12:19] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> like speaking
[12:19] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> not a typo
[12:19] <XCetron> yea i know
[12:20] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> like with their mouths
[12:20] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> like speaking works out of their mouths
[12:20] <XCetron> i get it
[12:20] <Chimm[mmmmmm]> do you?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
November 04 2008 18:47 GMT
#1196
From the same discussion

[19:18] <Studywalrus> woohoo I am lowering my sperm count
[19:18] <+XCetron> getting one chopped off?
[19:18] <Studywalrus> laptop actually on the lap ftl
[19:19] <+XCetron> theyre called notebook now
[19:19] <Studywalrus> well, either way
[19:19] <Studywalrus> it is hot and on my crotch
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 04 2008 18:56 GMT
#1197
[11:56] <Studywalrus> I sense chill has closed a blog, am i correct?
[11:56] <Chill[lllllll]> someone beat me to it
[11:57] <Chill[lllllll]> i was typing out my comment
[11:57] <Chill[lllllll]> and then i saw it was closed
[11:57] <Chill[lllllll]> wtfyo
[11:57] <Studywalrus> haha
[11:57] <XCetron> too late!
[11:57] <XCetron> chill is slow
[11:57] <Studywalrus> maybe blogs close themselves when you start making a comment
[11:57] <Studywalrus> for efficiency's sake
[11:57] <Chill[lllllll]> LOL
[11:57] <Chill[lllllll]> ahahahaha
[11:57] <Chill[lllllll]> nice nice nice
[11:57] <XCetron> have bob add a feature for when chill's commend box is not empty, its closed
[11:57] <Studywalrus> haha
[11:58] <XCetron> "good blog, closing it"
[11:58] <XCetron> "5/5, closed"
[11:58] <Chill[lllllll]> lol
[11:59] <Chill[lllllll]> i want to let my parents read my post history
[11:59] <Chill[lllllll]> see if it reflects me
[11:59] <Chill[lllllll]> or better yet give them 10 post histories and they have to pick which ones me
[11:59] <Studywalrus> haha
[11:59] <Locked> LOL
[12:00] <XCetron> have them read 5 posts from you and combat
[12:00] <XCetron> must identify who made which
[12:00] <Chill[lllllll]> lol


Yeah, I know I am breaking the 'don't quote yourself' rule, but I only said one of the funny things, most of the rest was xcetron and chill.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 23:07:37
November 04 2008 23:06 GMT
#1198
Proleague, srs bsns and Vatican sanctioned.


[00:04] <CJ_Kitty> woah
[00:04] <CJ_Kitty> proleage is strict
[00:04] <@TL-Nyovne> ?
[00:04] <CJ_Kitty> According to google translator
[00:05] <CJ_Kitty> you "go to hell" if you use a prohibited bug
[00:05] <@TL-Nyovne> haha
[00:05] <+CharlieM-SpoR> `lol
[00:05] <CJ_Kitty> If a bug with 17.3 Prohibited
[00:05] <CJ_Kitty> 17.4 affecting the outcome of the decision to go to hell if you use the bug
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-07 19:04:55
November 07 2008 19:01 GMT
#1199
[19:50:31] <Technowalrus> I change my nick in irc too much
[19:50:38] * Pellucidity is now known as Lemonwalrus
[19:51:13] <Lemonwalrus> Not nearly enough, I'm keeping your nick hostage teehee!
[19:51:24] <Technowalrus> zomg who is that?
[19:51:30] * antiq` is now known as Pellucidity
[19:51:39] * jaclol is now known as antiq`
[19:51:40] <Pellucidity> ;o;
[19:51:47] * grnp is now known as jaclol
[19:51:51] * Technowalrus is now known as grnp

[19:51] <grnp> we can never fix this now
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
November 13 2008 02:45 GMT
#1200
<zulu_nation8> hey
<zulu_nation8> someone play me
<zulu_nation8> in starcraft good war
<slashi-> war is never good
<Harem> more like starcraft gook war imo
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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