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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 14 2008 00:00 GMT
#1141
Wow thats sick
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
October 14 2008 00:25 GMT
#1142
Nyvone, you like, live in IRC :O
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 14 2008 02:08 GMT
#1143
(22:05:42) (Owner_) I'd eat through a wall of shit to lick the sweat off of Boxer's testicles.
(22:05:47) • Quits: Owner_ (~chatzilla@209.164.236.82) : [ Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417] ]

????????
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
October 14 2008 02:34 GMT
#1144
On October 14 2008 11:08 SayaSP wrote:
(22:05:42) (Owner_) I'd eat through a wall of shit to lick the sweat off of Boxer's testicles.
(22:05:47) • Quits: Owner_ (~chatzilla@209.164.236.82) : [ Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417] ]

????????


It's true. I'd really do it.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
October 14 2008 02:36 GMT
#1145
Well i dont have the exact thing but earlier while watching ESL

Mondi vs Yosh 1:1 last game on python

Arb : If mondi loses this im going to kill a kitten.
Mondragon : Arb better start doing it!
Arb : Shit.
Arb : mondi wasnt kidding
Mondragon : xD
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-14 16:31:53
October 14 2008 16:31 GMT
#1146
On October 14 2008 09:25 ilovezil wrote:
Nyvone, you like, live in IRC :O

I do leulz, and rofl @ DissY :D.

Everyone would lick the royal testicles. The wall of shit, not so ;/
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 23 2008 12:03 GMT
#1147
[13:59] <@TL-Nyovne> I dont like free but he deserves this
[14:00] <@Carnac_> no one who hides behind this many sunks and lurkers during midgame should be allowed to win
[14:01] <JD_kleer> srsly though... wtf could jd have done?
[14:01] <Team_Purple|KAW> he could have picked a better race
[14:01] <JD_kleer> lol
[14:01] <@TL-Nyovne> LOL
[14:01] <guess_> lol
[14:01] <MCMcEmcee> loooooooool
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
October 24 2008 15:36 GMT
#1148
[16:32] <keit> whose the best at cooking pasta and at the same time playing football?
[16:32] <nevergg_> Keit - midas.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
October 24 2008 15:41 GMT
#1149
what? i get the cooking part, but football?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24785 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-25 01:14:32
October 25 2008 01:14 GMT
#1150
<vGl-RaGe> i wanna be your sister's gf
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 25 2008 01:22 GMT
#1151
On October 25 2008 00:41 ilovezil wrote:
what? i get the cooking part, but football?

soccer?
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-25 11:54:00
October 25 2008 11:53 GMT
#1152
Sanctioned by the crotchmaster bitches, and the real funny part was by intrigue anyway!

[13:30] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> i gotta go outside for a closer inspection
[13:30] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> its very very windy so its possible that it all blew away
[13:30] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> but how would the ashtray break in the firstplace
[13:30] <@intrigue> noooo
[13:30] <@intrigue> don't go outside
[13:30] <@intrigue> haven't you seen
[13:30] <@intrigue> the horror movies
[13:30] <@intrigue> investigating will only get you killed
[13:30] <@intrigue> DON'T DO IT
[13:30] <@intrigue> it's a trap
[13:30] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> there is no one in my neighborhood that i couldnt murder
[13:30] <motbob> :o
[13:31] <3MC]zzz> lol
[13:31] <@intrigue> but how do you murder... a ghost....
[13:31] <jpunshon> rofl
[13:31] <motbob> DUN DUN DUUUUN
[13:31] <@intrigue> dun dun dund unnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[13:31] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> uh intrigue?
[13:31] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> maybe u havent seen my movies??
[13:31] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> i know uve seen my sweet ride
[13:31] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> its a white hearse
[13:31] <@Nyovne> what does porn have to do with this steve
[13:31] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> haha nyovne
[13:31] <@FakeSteve[TPR]> clever boy
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 25 2008 23:53 GMT
#1153
[01:47] <+dv_> hi friends
[01:47] <+Xiberia> fuck off dv
[01:47] * Nyovne sets mode: +o dv_
[01:47] <+Xiberia> i love you dv
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 25 2008 23:55 GMT
#1154
loooooooool
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
October 26 2008 00:04 GMT
#1155
lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
October 26 2008 00:56 GMT
#1156
LOOOOOOL
Moderator
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
October 26 2008 23:25 GMT
#1157
during one of intrigues MANY pop-ups during TL attack

[23:11] <DhakhaR> intrigues porn is finished
[23:11] <jayTOH> was that sum porn
[23:11] <infundibulum> wtf was tjat
[23:11] <Meathook> omg. This TLA is total fail. Sorry gais. I will sleep.
[23:11] <xioxia> :D
[23:11] <xioxia> Porn DL

+ Show Spoiler +
i know youre not mean't to quote yourself, but it was the fact that 3-4 people said the same thing after a popup appears for 0.01 seconds XD
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 26 2008 23:27 GMT
#1158
Haha yeah that was a good hivemind action.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 26 2008 23:47 GMT
#1159
<@Nyovne> the mood in this place disappeared faster then a twinky around incontrol
Peace~
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 26 2008 23:51 GMT
#1160
That one wasnt funny ;/
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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