• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 19:17
CEST 01:17
KST 08:17
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!9[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier3Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1[$1250] International ShieldBattery League49Weekly Cups (October 5-11): Farewell to 5.0.164Rollback Netcode in Brood War145
StarCraft 2
General
How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins Server Blocker SCII needs to put more weight on strategy and tact
Tourneys
ScienceCraft (October 24-25) - Live Event ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier WORTEX Challenger Series — Open SC2 LAN in Budapes RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Sweltering Sands [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 548 Shining Bright The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 547 Temple Of Terror Mutation # 546 Catch the Train
Brood War
General
Do we even care about balance? SOOP Announces New Women's Monthly Tournament [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos BW General Discussion Rollback Netcode in Brood War
Tourneys
[ASL22] Grand Finals [$1250] International ShieldBattery League [Women's StarCraft] Tier 8 CK 2026-10-20 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers Replay Review Process - What do you do?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Armies of Exigo - YesYes? Dawn of War IV Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread The Chess Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Artificial Intelligence Thread
Fan Clubs
Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
How Much Genes Contribute to…
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
38 yo Retired SWE loo…
PurE)Rabbit-SF
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 8892 users

Funny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel? - Page 52

Forum Index > TL Community
Post a Reply
Prev 1 50 51 52 53 54 106 Next
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44393 Posts
August 30 2008 07:43 GMT
#1021
On August 30 2008 16:34 IntoTheWow wrote:
(04:33:32) (nevergg_) pachi did you ask me to shoot anyone specific last night?
(04:33:34) (nevergg_) I forgot.
(04:33:42) (nevergg_) I know someone wanted leta photos.
(04:33:49) (+Xiberia) shoot fbh
(04:33:54) (+Xiberia) make the fucker bleed

yeah, he's got that mentality.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
August 30 2008 11:22 GMT
#1022
Haha agu, n1 :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-31 02:41:20
August 31 2008 02:37 GMT
#1023
[22:35] <FakeSteve[TPR]> i have like 0 replays of games ive won



[22:40] <FakeSteve[TPR]> i dont even remember that game which usually means i got shitraped
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 31 2008 05:39 GMT
#1024
<DoctorHelvetica> That's good. I wanted to do my best friends sister
<DoctorHelvetica> but she's 12
<DoctorHelvetica> so it's even more awkward
<DoctorHelvetica> ;o
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
September 01 2008 15:07 GMT
#1025
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> I'll lol so hard if Kennigit discs here
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> and it turns out Kennigit_ was real
[17:05] * @Kennigit (~chatzilla@216.208.235.30) Quit (Ping timeout)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12973 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-01 15:09:59
September 01 2008 15:08 GMT
#1026
[17:03] * TL-Nyovne sets mode: +o Kennigit_
[17:03] * GG-Artanis is now known as Kennigit__
[17:03] <Lee-Scara-Day> lol
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> impersonation
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> who is the real kennigit
[17:04] <+Kennigit__> hey I'm Kennigit
[17:04] <+Kennigit__> op me
[17:04] * TL-Nyovne sets mode: +b *!*@216.208.235.30
[17:04] <+Kennigit__> :[
[17:04] * Kennigit_ was kicked by TL-Nyovne (Kennigit_)
[17:04] * You were kicked by TL-Nyovne (Kennigit__)
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> lol
[17:04] * Kennigit__ is now known as GG-Artanis
[17:04] * TL-Nyovne sets mode: -b *!*@216.208.235.30
[17:04] <+GG-Artanis> : [
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> smoth artanis
[17:04] <+GG-Artanis> : [
[17:04] <indigophone> you banned the real kenningit
[17:04] <indigophone> !
[17:05] <@TL-Nyovne> no I didnt
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> I'll lol so hard if Kennigit discs here
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> and it turns out Kennigit_ was real
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> :D
[17:05] <@TL-Nyovne> no
[17:05] * @Kennigit (~chatzilla@216.208.235.30) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:05] <@TL-Nyovne> hes not real

(For the IRC noobs, whenver Kennigit discs he comes online on the account of Kennigit_, and the account Kennigit will disc shortly after, but Nyovne thought that was an impersonation)
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 01 2008 15:20 GMT
#1027
We call this blue on blue ;_;
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 01 2008 15:53 GMT
#1028
On September 02 2008 00:20 Kennigit wrote:
We call this blue on blue ;_;

is that what MiR calls the Jared on Rage sex tape?
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
September 01 2008 16:00 GMT
#1029
On September 02 2008 00:53 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2008 00:20 Kennigit wrote:
We call this blue on blue ;_;

is that what MiR calls the intrigue on Rage sex tape?


fixed for you
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 01 2008 16:07 GMT
#1030
ooh la la rage has high standards

i guess he needs a partner with cumshots bigger than
[image loading]
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-01 21:28:04
September 01 2008 21:25 GMT
#1031
(For the IRC noobs, whenver Kennigit discs he comes online on the account of Kennigit_, and the account Kennigit will disc shortly after, but Nyovne thought that was an impersonation)


Yeah cause he wasn't in the same channels .

The man needs to update his #perform :p. The mask was different as well but ip the same so then I remembered indd :p.

Damn chatzilla gayness.

p.s. it should have been you that took that kick in the nads Lex!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 04 2008 18:48 GMT
#1032
(14:45:58) (NathanEO) <--- is 27 years old and not intereste in hanging around forums for hours each day
(14:46:21) (Kennigit) hey where the hell
(14:46:22) (Kennigit) is my ops
(14:46:32) (+XCetron) idk
(14:46:34) (+XCetron) nyo isnt on
(14:46:35) (+XCetron) so i guess no op?
(14:46:57) [ø] ChanMode: intrigue_ sets mode: [+o] Kennigit
(14:47:11) (NathanEO) it's not about the ban
(14:47:11) (@Kennigit) SHIFT IT INTO TURBO
(14:47:14) (NathanEO) ;-)
(14:47:15) [ø] ChanMode: Kennigit sets mode: [+b] *!*@78.42.18.188
(14:47:15)  [ø] Info: This (*!*@78.42.18.188) ban affects: (NathanEO)
(14:47:16) (+SayaSP) SHIFT INTO TURBO
(14:47:20)  :::: Kicks: NathanEO was kicked from #teamliquid by Kennigit : [ Kennigit ]
(14:47:21) (+SayaSP) LOL
(14:47:30) (@Kennigit) WILD FORCE GO!
(14:47:31) (+XCetron) lolol
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 23:23:25
September 04 2008 23:11 GMT
#1033
For residents:

[01:01] <@Kennigit> you talk to cpt obvious?
[01:01] <+Quint> sometimes, yes
[01:01] <+Quint> always on in msn
[01:02] <+Quint> I think he wants to comeback to tl irc
[01:02] <+Quint> but he is afraid of strafe
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> copy paste this to him
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> I MISS CPT OBVIOUS
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> I HOPE HE COMES BACK
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> IF ONLY HE ISNT TOO PROUD
[01:02] <+Quint> done

[01:06] * Cpt_Obvious (~besser.es@whtho0004.cip.uni-regensburg.de) has joined #teamliquid
[01:07] <Cpt_Obvious> sup.

[01:12] <Cpt_Obvious> i left because i didnt like how Tl was wasting my time
[01:13] <Cpt_Obvious> watching starleague when i should've gone to uni
[01:13] <Cpt_Obvious> and so on
[01:13] <@TL-Nyovne> paying prostitutes while you shouldve gone out
[01:13] <@TL-Nyovne> OH SNAP
[01:14] <Cpt_Obvious> i still haven't slept with a woman i haven't paid for yet

Hi.

[01:14] <Cpt_Obvious> see charlie was one of the reasons i left Tl for good

[01:17] <+{ToT}Strafe> i wouldnt wanna be around him irl now
[01:17] <+{ToT}Strafe> he might find himself a gun and go psycho
[01:18] <+SpoR-CharlieM> HES KING EMO
[01:18] <Cpt_Obvious> fuck you too
[01:18] * Cpt_Obvious (~besser.es@whtho0004.cip.uni-regensburg.de) Quit (Quit)

Bye.

---------> **12** <--------- Minutes.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 04 2008 23:25 GMT
#1034
you left out the best part:

Cpt_Obvious> * Added spor-charliem!*@* to ignore list
<TL-Nyovne> OH SNAP
<SpoR-CharlieM> why u think capt left TL in the first place?
<Cpt_Obvious> lol <3 nyovne
<SpoR-CharlieM> too cool?
<Cpt_Obvious> i still haven't slept with a woman i haven't paid for yet
<SpoR-CharlieM> TFC?
<SpoR-CharlieM> TOO FUCKIN COOL
<Cpt_Obvious> if that's any help for your uncalled, unfunny mockings
<Cpt_Obvious> and i'm ok with it, i don't see how that's any of your business anyway
<SpoR-CharlieM> who comes back and ignores people
<SpoR-CharlieM> what a jew
<SpoR-CharlieM> what kind of shiest are you pullin here
<SpoR-CharlieM> i wanna talk to ur manager
<SpoR-CharlieM> i demand my money back
<Cpt_Obvious> fallen silent?
<Cpt_Obvious> that's a new experience for me
<Cpt_Obvious> this channel used to be much more lively
<SpoR-CharlieM> funny that the only person who will talk to him is ignored by him
<Cpt_Obvious> and that was with 40 users less
<SpoR-CharlieM> IRONY?
<Cpt_Obvious> maybe i should unignore charlie to get me something to read
<Quint> sigh
-->| JWD_ (~Comp@d47-69-24-22.col.wideopenwest.com) has joined #teamliquid
<SpoR-CharlieM> lmao
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
September 04 2008 23:32 GMT
#1035
Haha yeah was just sorting / editing that part out
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 08 2008 09:37 GMT
#1036
You make it seem like I was mean. I so wasn't
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
September 08 2008 11:19 GMT
#1037
On September 08 2008 18:37 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
You make it seem like I was mean. I so wasn't

Oh you where. I still remember being harassed by you when I was an IRC virgin.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 08 2008 11:41 GMT
#1038
Lies
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 08 2008 12:17 GMT
#1039
Strafe is the meanest person on IRC
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 08 2008 12:39 GMT
#1040
stop lyin fegs
Prev 1 50 51 52 53 54 106 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1h 13m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft208
SpeCial 92
Nathanias 80
JuggernautJason18
StarCraft: Brood War
Shuttle 704
Artosis 620
ProTech175
Mini 143
Dota 2
syndereN515
monkeys_forever282
League of Legends
Doublelift4778
Other Games
summit1g6021
FrodaN689
shahzam485
C9.Mang0283
ToD217
Pyrionflax153
Maynarde82
Trikslyr76
ZombieGrub33
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick631
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 111
• musti20045 40
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• blackmanpl 27
• Pr0nogo 2
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Scarra666
Other Games
• imaqtpie1152
• Shiphtur542
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
1h 13m
The PondCast
10h 43m
Kung Fu Cup
11h 43m
IntoTheTV X SOOP
1d 11h
Reynor vs Zoun
Neeb vs Rogue
FEL
3 days
Patches Events
3 days
AI Arena Tournament
3 days
FEL
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
[ Show More ]
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
IntoTheTV X SOOP
6 days
ByuN vs Lambo
MaxPax vs Bunny
Liquipedia Results

Completed

ASL Season 22
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
IPSL Winter 2026-27
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
Acropolis #5 - GSC
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

BSL Season 23
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.