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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43189 Posts
August 30 2008 07:43 GMT
#1021
On August 30 2008 16:34 IntoTheWow wrote:
(04:33:32) (nevergg_) pachi did you ask me to shoot anyone specific last night?
(04:33:34) (nevergg_) I forgot.
(04:33:42) (nevergg_) I know someone wanted leta photos.
(04:33:49) (+Xiberia) shoot fbh
(04:33:54) (+Xiberia) make the fucker bleed

yeah, he's got that mentality.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
August 30 2008 11:22 GMT
#1022
Haha agu, n1 :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24724 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-31 02:41:20
August 31 2008 02:37 GMT
#1023
[22:35] <FakeSteve[TPR]> i have like 0 replays of games ive won



[22:40] <FakeSteve[TPR]> i dont even remember that game which usually means i got shitraped
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 31 2008 05:39 GMT
#1024
<DoctorHelvetica> That's good. I wanted to do my best friends sister
<DoctorHelvetica> but she's 12
<DoctorHelvetica> so it's even more awkward
<DoctorHelvetica> ;o
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 01 2008 15:07 GMT
#1025
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> I'll lol so hard if Kennigit discs here
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> and it turns out Kennigit_ was real
[17:05] * @Kennigit (~chatzilla@216.208.235.30) Quit (Ping timeout)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-01 15:09:59
September 01 2008 15:08 GMT
#1026
[17:03] * TL-Nyovne sets mode: +o Kennigit_
[17:03] * GG-Artanis is now known as Kennigit__
[17:03] <Lee-Scara-Day> lol
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> impersonation
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> who is the real kennigit
[17:04] <+Kennigit__> hey I'm Kennigit
[17:04] <+Kennigit__> op me
[17:04] * TL-Nyovne sets mode: +b *!*@216.208.235.30
[17:04] <+Kennigit__> :[
[17:04] * Kennigit_ was kicked by TL-Nyovne (Kennigit_)
[17:04] * You were kicked by TL-Nyovne (Kennigit__)
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> lol
[17:04] * Kennigit__ is now known as GG-Artanis
[17:04] * TL-Nyovne sets mode: -b *!*@216.208.235.30
[17:04] <+GG-Artanis> : [
[17:04] <Lee-Scara-Day> smoth artanis
[17:04] <+GG-Artanis> : [
[17:04] <indigophone> you banned the real kenningit
[17:04] <indigophone> !
[17:05] <@TL-Nyovne> no I didnt
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> I'll lol so hard if Kennigit discs here
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> and it turns out Kennigit_ was real
[17:05] <+GG-Artanis> :D
[17:05] <@TL-Nyovne> no
[17:05] * @Kennigit (~chatzilla@216.208.235.30) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:05] <@TL-Nyovne> hes not real

(For the IRC noobs, whenver Kennigit discs he comes online on the account of Kennigit_, and the account Kennigit will disc shortly after, but Nyovne thought that was an impersonation)
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 01 2008 15:20 GMT
#1027
We call this blue on blue ;_;
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 01 2008 15:53 GMT
#1028
On September 02 2008 00:20 Kennigit wrote:
We call this blue on blue ;_;

is that what MiR calls the Jared on Rage sex tape?
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9948 Posts
September 01 2008 16:00 GMT
#1029
On September 02 2008 00:53 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2008 00:20 Kennigit wrote:
We call this blue on blue ;_;

is that what MiR calls the intrigue on Rage sex tape?


fixed for you
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 01 2008 16:07 GMT
#1030
ooh la la rage has high standards

i guess he needs a partner with cumshots bigger than
[image loading]
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-01 21:28:04
September 01 2008 21:25 GMT
#1031
(For the IRC noobs, whenver Kennigit discs he comes online on the account of Kennigit_, and the account Kennigit will disc shortly after, but Nyovne thought that was an impersonation)


Yeah cause he wasn't in the same channels .

The man needs to update his #perform :p. The mask was different as well but ip the same so then I remembered indd :p.

Damn chatzilla gayness.

p.s. it should have been you that took that kick in the nads Lex!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 04 2008 18:48 GMT
#1032
(14:45:58) (NathanEO) <--- is 27 years old and not intereste in hanging around forums for hours each day
(14:46:21) (Kennigit) hey where the hell
(14:46:22) (Kennigit) is my ops
(14:46:32) (+XCetron) idk
(14:46:34) (+XCetron) nyo isnt on
(14:46:35) (+XCetron) so i guess no op?
(14:46:57) [ø] ChanMode: intrigue_ sets mode: [+o] Kennigit
(14:47:11) (NathanEO) it's not about the ban
(14:47:11) (@Kennigit) SHIFT IT INTO TURBO
(14:47:14) (NathanEO) ;-)
(14:47:15) [ø] ChanMode: Kennigit sets mode: [+b] *!*@78.42.18.188
(14:47:15)  [ø] Info: This (*!*@78.42.18.188) ban affects: (NathanEO)
(14:47:16) (+SayaSP) SHIFT INTO TURBO
(14:47:20)  :::: Kicks: NathanEO was kicked from #teamliquid by Kennigit : [ Kennigit ]
(14:47:21) (+SayaSP) LOL
(14:47:30) (@Kennigit) WILD FORCE GO!
(14:47:31) (+XCetron) lolol
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 23:23:25
September 04 2008 23:11 GMT
#1033
For residents:

[01:01] <@Kennigit> you talk to cpt obvious?
[01:01] <+Quint> sometimes, yes
[01:01] <+Quint> always on in msn
[01:02] <+Quint> I think he wants to comeback to tl irc
[01:02] <+Quint> but he is afraid of strafe
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> copy paste this to him
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> I MISS CPT OBVIOUS
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> I HOPE HE COMES BACK
[01:02] <+{ToT}Strafe> IF ONLY HE ISNT TOO PROUD
[01:02] <+Quint> done

[01:06] * Cpt_Obvious (~besser.es@whtho0004.cip.uni-regensburg.de) has joined #teamliquid
[01:07] <Cpt_Obvious> sup.

[01:12] <Cpt_Obvious> i left because i didnt like how Tl was wasting my time
[01:13] <Cpt_Obvious> watching starleague when i should've gone to uni
[01:13] <Cpt_Obvious> and so on
[01:13] <@TL-Nyovne> paying prostitutes while you shouldve gone out
[01:13] <@TL-Nyovne> OH SNAP
[01:14] <Cpt_Obvious> i still haven't slept with a woman i haven't paid for yet

Hi.

[01:14] <Cpt_Obvious> see charlie was one of the reasons i left Tl for good

[01:17] <+{ToT}Strafe> i wouldnt wanna be around him irl now
[01:17] <+{ToT}Strafe> he might find himself a gun and go psycho
[01:18] <+SpoR-CharlieM> HES KING EMO
[01:18] <Cpt_Obvious> fuck you too
[01:18] * Cpt_Obvious (~besser.es@whtho0004.cip.uni-regensburg.de) Quit (Quit)

Bye.

---------> **12** <--------- Minutes.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 04 2008 23:25 GMT
#1034
you left out the best part:

Cpt_Obvious> * Added spor-charliem!*@* to ignore list
<TL-Nyovne> OH SNAP
<SpoR-CharlieM> why u think capt left TL in the first place?
<Cpt_Obvious> lol <3 nyovne
<SpoR-CharlieM> too cool?
<Cpt_Obvious> i still haven't slept with a woman i haven't paid for yet
<SpoR-CharlieM> TFC?
<SpoR-CharlieM> TOO FUCKIN COOL
<Cpt_Obvious> if that's any help for your uncalled, unfunny mockings
<Cpt_Obvious> and i'm ok with it, i don't see how that's any of your business anyway
<SpoR-CharlieM> who comes back and ignores people
<SpoR-CharlieM> what a jew
<SpoR-CharlieM> what kind of shiest are you pullin here
<SpoR-CharlieM> i wanna talk to ur manager
<SpoR-CharlieM> i demand my money back
<Cpt_Obvious> fallen silent?
<Cpt_Obvious> that's a new experience for me
<Cpt_Obvious> this channel used to be much more lively
<SpoR-CharlieM> funny that the only person who will talk to him is ignored by him
<Cpt_Obvious> and that was with 40 users less
<SpoR-CharlieM> IRONY?
<Cpt_Obvious> maybe i should unignore charlie to get me something to read
<Quint> sigh
-->| JWD_ (~Comp@d47-69-24-22.col.wideopenwest.com) has joined #teamliquid
<SpoR-CharlieM> lmao
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 04 2008 23:32 GMT
#1035
Haha yeah was just sorting / editing that part out
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 08 2008 09:37 GMT
#1036
You make it seem like I was mean. I so wasn't
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15355 Posts
September 08 2008 11:19 GMT
#1037
On September 08 2008 18:37 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
You make it seem like I was mean. I so wasn't

Oh you where. I still remember being harassed by you when I was an IRC virgin.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 08 2008 11:41 GMT
#1038
Lies
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 08 2008 12:17 GMT
#1039
Strafe is the meanest person on IRC
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
September 08 2008 12:39 GMT
#1040
stop lyin fegs
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