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thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5500 Posts
February 19 2013 16:44 GMT
#41
I predict a disney parody from temp0!
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
February 19 2013 17:04 GMT
#42
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You face IdrA,
Apologize for playing that race.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
edlover420
Profile Joined December 2012
349 Posts
February 19 2013 19:16 GMT
#43
On February 20 2013 02:04 Whitewing wrote:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You face IdrA,
Apologize for playing that race.


wp sir
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
February 19 2013 19:21 GMT
#44
PG fanfiction only

are you kidding me
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
February 19 2013 19:33 GMT
#45
On February 20 2013 04:21 shindigs wrote:
PG fanfiction only

are you kidding me

Just innuendo.
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
February 19 2013 19:36 GMT
#46
On February 19 2013 21:11 MrSexington wrote:
Pet Audience Submission

This is an old video that I posted on my TL blog a long time ago (June 25, 2012).

It's a 6 week old black kitten watching Starcraft 2 with me on my laptop in the dark. She's standing on top of the laptop keyboard and I still have no idea what the shortcut is in Windows 7 that toggles the view from landscape to portrait. She toggled it herself. >_<

Her name is Arya (from Game of Thrones).

If you use this, you can credit my b.net username: NinjaBob

^_^


haha.. that's awesome.. cats rock.
~ The Ultimate Weapon
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-19 20:12:04
February 19 2013 19:55 GMT
#47
Cool stuff. Here's a fanfic submission (it's been edited down because the original was about 2k words, but it can be found here.)

+ Show Spoiler +
It's midnight-- time to go.

As HayprO sprinted through the winding paths, flanked by dark trees on either side, he could almost hear the hissing and spitting of those blood-sucking vipers behind him.

…

He stopped abruptly, and opened his eyes. He noticed at first glance that the two Vampires were NaNiWa and Day9. He raised his head to the inky-black night and opened his mouth in a warcry, veritably unhinging his jaw and sucking the universe into that massive, gaping chasm. …

He blasted a Kamayamaya into NaNiWa, sweeping him off his feet and slamming him into the dense forestry behind him. … Knowing the woods would soon be flooded with Vampires, HayprO blasted off into the night, flying back to camp…

The camp woke with the dawn the next day. ... HayprO reflected bitterly that the Vampires were evolving quickly… A few years ago, the Pokemon Theory was the biggest break-through in science. Now there was no science-- not here-- not anywhere from Eastern China to San Francisco. They called it the Dark Zone now.

He remembered the discovery-- … the Philosopher's Stone-- that's what they had named it… He remembered how this led to the countless studies … before the Pokemon Theory was postured. After it was, however, everything changed.

To evolve was difficult, or so it was said. … Only the perfect balance of mind and body could consciously evolve. Naturally, professional StarCraft players were the first to succeed. … Perhaps it was a gamer's natural affinity for darkness and night that led to Path of the Vampire … The Path of the Vampire was a terrible, evil, and most assuredly badass expansion of power through evolution. …

The other path of evolution that eventually followed was the Path of the Saiyan … This path began with photosynthesis. Gamers learned to harness the energy of the sun… and to use it to their advantage in supernatural ways.

…

Suddenly a flash of yellow streaked beside HayprO's face, nearly taking his head off. He looked down at the source of the light and saw CatZ, standing side by side with Day9… Thirty more Vampires emerged silently … HayprO ducked just in time as thirty more jets of light flew at them.

….

He shot down towards Nazgul's tent… He was almost there, flying just to the tip of the threshold of the house before being blindsided by what felt like a dump truck and slammed against a wall.

It was IdrA. … He looked around the campsite; the Vampires had breached the walls, and were tearing apart the entire camp. ... HayprO saw Saiyans falling left and right without a fight, and he knew it was too late. The camp would succumb to the Vampire infestation, and the last ray of hope in the Dark Zone would be extinguished. He saw the fire in IdrA's hand, and knew the end had come about.

Do it.


Here's a second fanfic submission, a bit more sober; a tableau taken from a piece I started a long time ago, but haven't had the drive to finish.

+ Show Spoiler +
It is the right-most finger on the left hand; then the middle, and so on.

It felt odd to describe pain to a Doctor. It felt somehow unnatural to seek help like this, but at this point there wasn’t a lot of choice in the matter. It felt even worse that he couldn’t properly explain the pain his left hand caused him; it wasn’t just physical—the endless hours of dancing across clattering keys—it was ethereal, and it distanced him from his meandering thoughts. The physical pain was enough, though. There was enough bite and throbs of incoherent pleas to bring him to these haunted, luminescent halls, full of white light and sterile smell.

Beyond all thought of the hospital, there was, within his mottled mind, a clear and burning question. After months of twinges, of pains slowly growing in magnitude and frequency, after countless stretches, tricks, and tips to keep the wrists at rest, there was but one conclusion, and from that conclusion there was a question:

Will I be able to play again?

There was a pause. Through the window, the slowly sinking sun seemed to stop her descent, waiting on tenterhooks for the doctor’s reply. Each breath seemed a mile, each blink seemed a century, each beat of a pounding heart a snare drum’s call to the gallows. There was no air, no whisper, no wave to carry the resounding crash upon him as the doctor answered:

No.

And there was nothing else to it; after two weeks of secret meetings—of tests, results, and tests again—after two weeks of anticipation, of fear, there was now emptiness. There were drugs to alleviate the pain, but the inflammatory act of inching, key by key, click by click, to victory would only make it worse. Eventually movement would be impaired for the pain, and his functionality within the game would completely shut down. When he rested his three fingers on the “w,” “a,” and “d” keys, he would now see nothing but a cross on which his career, his passion, his life was slowly being crucified.

He took the subway to the hospital that evening; he wanted his absence to be as inconspicuous as possible. On the way back to Incheon, the dim lights of the train flickered, an odd cough rattled through the compartment. He gripped a bar to keep his balance, and, beginning in his hand, through his body coursed a twinge of regret and shame; this was it. It was over. Four years of self-enslavement, of mental fortuity, of endless torment, and nothing to show for it—nothing but the glories of the past and the marred promise of a fallen legacy. He twirled around in his head ideas—an education, a coach, a soldier— he tried to think about the future. What does one do after committing to a life time of passionate play? He stared down the coming year like it was his mortality, and, indeed, thought of it only as a sort of living death.


EDIT: grammar
EDIT 2: added a second submission
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
smidge
Profile Joined September 2012
United States25 Posts
February 19 2013 19:56 GMT
#48
Once upon an Entombed Valley, while we wandered to our rally,
Over often quaint and curious volumes of prevailing creep.
While we sprinted, sometimes sprawling, suddenly there came a calling,
As of something sickly screeching, screeching in the chasms deep.
“’Tis some ursadak,” I whispered, “screeching in the chasms deep –
Only this, now Scanner Sweep.”

As the tumors, all exposed, were each then dispatched unopposed,
Again the screeching noise arose, so loudly that it made me leap,
So that now, to still the stimming of my heart, I stood repeating,
“’Tis some karak surely screeching loudly in the chasms deep –
Some large karak surely screeching loudly in the chasms deep.
Only this, some food to reap.”

Now inside the chasm scouting, long I stood there wondering, doubting,
Twelve marines behind me shouting, shouting “check around that steep.”
Seeing that it was deserted, “Nothing’s here” I soon asserted,
In reply someone then blurted, “What about that awful shriek?”
Everywhere we looked but we could not explain that awful shriek.
“Fine,” I said, “we’ll Scanner Sweep.”

Suddenly there came a burst, and from the ground large eggs dispersed.
Before I could so much as curse, the plagues within them ceased to sleep.
For the random!
Mikantoray
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States25 Posts
February 19 2013 20:05 GMT
#49
Could we use the acutal pro gamer??
gogo!
Pchiit
Profile Joined February 2012
France21 Posts
February 19 2013 20:43 GMT
#50
White-ra is in all of us so he he is every where !

[image loading]
IMSmooth
Profile Joined May 2011
United States679 Posts
February 19 2013 21:07 GMT
#51
Megablocks... my childhood is raging right now. This looks fun though :D
"Get your shit done... THEN party" - NonY
AkumaNoRitomi
Profile Joined September 2011
9 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-19 21:41:45
February 19 2013 21:40 GMT
#52
ESPORTS Photo Caption ( + White-Ra thing, could not resist :D)

[image loading]
JumpWoman
Profile Joined October 2011
United States5 Posts
February 19 2013 22:04 GMT
#53
Is it permissible for 2 individuals to do a karaoke together?
Shantastic
Profile Joined October 2011
United States435 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-19 23:42:54
February 19 2013 23:41 GMT
#54
Disney Karaoke Submission:

Original Thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=399446

+ Show Spoiler +
On February 20 2013 08:38 Shantastic wrote:
About:

This is the first StarCraft II parody I fully recorded. I've been sitting on it for about a year, and I finally decided to finish and publish it today, when I read about the Disney parody portion of the HotS Launch Contest. I also decided, at the last minute, to write in a short fanfic prologue and epilogue. Those are included in the spoilers, if y'all want to read those.

Prologue:

+ Show Spoiler +
There was a hell in this realm, and I'd returned to it.

I wasn't dreaming. This was Char. I'd once sworn never to come back here.

And yet I always knew that my return was inevitable.

I remember learning about our ancestors on Earth centuries ago. They first touched the skies and explored beyond the bubble of their homeworld. They raced each other towards the stars, trusting that one day, when the time came, humans could settle their disputes to face challenges they couldn't even begin to imagine. They believed with all their hearts that our species could put petty quarrels and wars, fought over insignificant bits of land on a speck of a rock, aside, and that they could unite against the real dangers of the cosmos.

They were so wrong. The UED, the Sons of Korhal, Dominions and Confederacies. I scoffed at the thought. "Raynor's Raiders."

I knew why I started the fight. I still believed in it. But I had long lost the illusion of what was "right." Was I fighting for the greater good? Sure, in my eyes. But at the end of the day, we were all fighting the same war. Ideology. The divisive cancer that had plagued humanity since the very beginning. We'd rip each other, and our own selves, to shreds before we gave it up. No, there was no right here. There was only wrong and less wrong. Not even Matt understood that. Maybe it was best he didn't.

I heard a blast behind me, followed by the sound of 130 pounds of titanium crashing into the ground..

"*thud* Aww, damn it!"

Pvt. Jenkins, a technician who had been enlisted to operate a Reaper and assist our recon operations on Char, had tried to fire a Concussive Shell while wearing someone else's Marauder. The recoil was not kind to his scrawny 90-pound body. Now he was lying on his ass.

At least he would have been if the damn suit weren't on backwards.

"Dumbass," I scolded as I helped him out of the suit, "This thing is worth more than your entire G. I. bill."

"Sorry Commander, I just wante--"

"If I wanted an apology or an explanation, I would have asked for it, Private. Just get in the damn Reaper."

"Yes sir." He scurried away past a dozen other fumbling trainees.

These guys were useless. Almost all my good men were dead or missing from the landing, and the mercenaries were hours away. I knew I had to say something.

"ATTENTION!"

I stood on my stump and began to speak...


Song:




Epilogue:

+ Show Spoiler +
A sigh of despair escaped my lips. If this was the best we could do, we had already lost. None of us would leave this place alive.

I started to go back into the shelter to finalize our assault plans, when I heard a loud whirring come down from the sky. I looked back. Three Dominion ships had landed out front. General Warfield, new arm glistening in the volcanic light, stepped off the first transport. Seven squads of Dominion troops exited behind him, immediately running to reinforce the perimeter.

Perhaps there was hope for the Terran race after all...




Anyway, I hope you like it! I plan on releasing much more content (including a version of this with gameplay video, if time allows) in the future =) I'll keep y'all posted!



I actually had this recorded and almost ready to publish for a while, and then I just sort of didn't finish it. With the contest, I decided I definitely should finish it haha. Hope you like it =)
"My grandpa could have proxied better, and not only does he have arthritis, but he's also dead." -Sean "Day[9]" Plott
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
February 19 2013 23:59 GMT
#55
Write a preferably PG short fanfiction (less than 500 words). It can be about anything, the universe, a specific progamer, ESPORTS, etc. Funny or outrageous stories are encouraged. StarCraft personalities will read the best ones out loud on video.

Poems work too. Seriously, though, we mean PG entries only.



*prepares to get laughed at*

Whats PG?
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 00:39:19
February 20 2013 00:32 GMT
#56
On February 20 2013 08:59 NEEDZMOAR wrote:
Show nested quote +
Write a preferably PG short fanfiction (less than 500 words). It can be about anything, the universe, a specific progamer, ESPORTS, etc. Funny or outrageous stories are encouraged. StarCraft personalities will read the best ones out loud on video.

Poems work too. Seriously, though, we mean PG entries only.



*prepares to get laughed at*

Whats PG?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rated_PG#Ratings

While I'm at it:

+ Show Spoiler +
~ The Ultimate Weapon
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
February 20 2013 01:16 GMT
#57
Shoot man, I was already preparing for this contest back in 2011. "A Whole New [Starcraft] World"

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Protosnake
Profile Joined September 2011
France295 Posts
February 20 2013 01:29 GMT
#58
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AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 02:05:50
February 20 2013 01:45 GMT
#59
E-SPORTS Photo Caption:

[image loading]
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 20:15:38
February 20 2013 02:23 GMT
#60
I'll add a few captions, since I already had the originals on my hard disk.


ESPORTS Photo Captions:


+ Show Spoiler [MC's Extended Thermal Lance] +
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+ Show Spoiler [Gretorp's Gratitude] +
[image loading]


+ Show Spoiler [Jealous?] +
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Let me know what you guys think, haha.

~ The Ultimate Weapon
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