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AKnopf
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany259 Posts
February 22 2013 09:22 GMT
#81
[image loading]
Not exactly fitting in one of the contests. Just a homage to Apollos stream.
The world - its a funny place
JCare
Profile Joined December 2011
Portugal14 Posts
February 22 2013 17:35 GMT
#82
For some reason all my creativity (whatever unmeasurable amount it actually exists) just seems to go into writing.
So here is my fanfiction submission It must be Tuesday.

+ Show Spoiler +
It must be Tuesday

It was finally morning. A ray of light entered through the cracks on the walls. Private Cross woke up with the light hitting his eyes. He turned around, trying to get a few more minutes of sleep. And the barracks shook. Something must have hit it pretty hard. He stood up and looked around. Another of his brothers was also waking up. He decided to go to the bathroom. He had to take a leak.

He took his sweet time. He thought he really shouldn’t have drunk so much. But then again, he didn’t believe he could make it to the next day without a couple of cold ones. It didn’t matter anyway. He then went to the sink. Cold water was the best way for a man to wash himself and get ready for the following day.

The barracks shook again. It didn’t matter. He dipped his hands in the water and took them to his face. It felt good. He did it again. He stared into the mirror in front of him and saw himself. The barracks shook again. It didn’t matter.

He left the bathroom. More of his brothers were waking up. Some were already standing, others were still rolling around on their bunks. Someone seemed to whistle some kind of tune, but most were silent, getting mentally ready to the hardships of the day ahead.

Cross left the sleeping area and went into the gearing section. He stepped on the platform and soon enough a veritable army of robot arms appeared around him. He looked around, another one of his brothers was also in the room. The arms began moving, slowly connecting his armor around him. First his legs, then his torso and arms and finally his helmet.

The barracks shook again. It still didn’t matter. Both men stepped out of the platform and grabbed their trusty Gauss Rifles. Their shift was about to begin.

The door opened and they stepped outside. Ash fell from the sky, lava flowed in the back and the ground shook under their feet. The typical Charr welcome. Machine gun fire was heard coming from just further ahead and the siege tanks were shooting into the distance.

“Finally you grunts have decided to appear.” – shouted the commander sitting on top of the nearest tank. – “Get your asses down there. The Zerg are pushing heavily on our position and we need every gun we can get.”

Upon hearing this, Private Cross stared back to his fellow Marine and just said.
“It must be Tuesday.”


Hope you enjoy.
itsbecca
Profile Joined October 2012
United States28 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-23 18:06:25
February 23 2013 18:05 GMT
#83
My karaoke entry. It's "Heart of the Swarm" to the tune of "Part of Your World" from little mermaid. And yes... of all the luck I wrote lyrics for the same song as lovely and talented Tezkat above, but he was gracious about it so I finished editing anyhow.

This is a song for anyone who's lost to hellbat drops or nearly broken their keyboard after a handful of widow mines wiped them out.



TL Thread here: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=400009
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-24 12:32:32
February 24 2013 11:18 GMT
#84
I most likely won't sing it, so here's just the text with the original audio.

"A Whole New Zerg"
audio(original): + Show Spoiler +

misheard lyrics: + Show Spoiler +
I can show you the zerg
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, winless, now when did
You last let your skill decide?

I can blow up your mines
Take you nydus by nydus
Over, under and sideways
On an overseer ride

A whole new zerg
A new fantastic pay per view
No one to tell us LoL tops our esport
Or say we're only dying

A whole new zerg
A blinding cloud I never knew
But when I am facing toss, it's auto-loss
cuz now I'm with a whole new zerg vs you
Now I'm with a whole new zerg vs you

Unbelievable swarms
twice destructible towers
Soaring, tumbling, freewinning
Through an endless diamond league

A whole new zerg
Don't you dare storm my eggs
A hundred thousand lings to see
(Hold your ramp, it gets better)

I'm like a flying tank
I've got the bank
I can't go back
To where I used to spawn

A whole new zerg
Every win a surprise
With new experience points in game
(Every terran makes reapers)

I'll burrow before lair
There's gas to spare
Let me share this whole new zerg with you

A whole new zerg
That's where we leave
A thrilling cheese
And wondrous games
For you and me


Feel free to use and change, if you like. (:
edit: oh, holy shit, i didn't even realize there's already a submission parody of the same original song... fml, lol. sorry..
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
iHirO
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1381 Posts
February 24 2013 13:10 GMT
#85
I had a go at “I Just Can't Wait to be King” but I can't sing to save my life... so if anyone else wants a go, feel free!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm gonna be a mighty queen
So enemies beware!
Well, I've never seen a queen of blades
With quite so spiky hair


I'm gonna be the malevolent
Like no queen was before
I'm brushing up on stamping down
I'm working on my WAR!

Thus far, a rather uninspiring routine
Oh, I just can't wait to be queen!
(You've rather a long way to go, young medusa,
if you think…)


No one saying, "Infest this"
(Now when I said that, I…)
No one saying, "Flee Auir"
(What I meant was…)
No one saying, "Storm that"
(Look, what you don't realise…)
No one saying, "Seize here"
(Now see here!)
Free to fly around all day
(Well, that's definitely out…)
Free to kill it all my way!

I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart

Queens don't need advice
From little minions for a start
If this is where the Insanity is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Char
I wouldn't hang about


This bitch is sounding way too keen
Oh, I just can't wait to be queen!

Everybody look bereft
Everybody cook alight
Everywhere you look I'm
Standin' in the creep blight!
Not yet!

Let every zergling go for broke and careen
Let's hear it in the swarm and on the green
It's gonna be Queen Sarah's finest scene

Oh, I just can't wait to be queen!
Oh, I just can't wait to be queen!
Oh, I just can't waaaaaait… to be queen!


p.s. If anyone can come up with better rhymes, Ill update this.
GraphicsThis is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?
mvdunecats
Profile Joined December 2011
United States102 Posts
February 25 2013 05:23 GMT
#86
Like a couple of posters above me, I felt inspired to write a Disney parody. But I lack the vocal range for the song I wanted to to do, so I'll just share my lyrics.

"A Whole New Swarm" (sung to the tune of "A Whole New World")
+ Show Spoiler +
I can mutate the Swarm
Make Banelings split into Banelings
Tell me, Kerrigan, which tech path
will your vengeance now decide?

I can gives lings 3 eyes
Make them jump like a Reaper
That mutation's a keeper
If you want a Raptor-ride

A whole new Swarm
A new fantastic Zerg-made brood
No Cerebrate to call us forth
With what to morph
Or complain we're deviating

A whole new Swarm
A dazzling race I never knew
Now with new Hydra speed
I don't need creep
And now I'll make a whole new Swarm with you
(Now I'll make a whole new Swarm with you)

Unbelievable fights
Burrowed Ultras are charging
Send marines up careening
Through a Viper's blinding cloud

A whole new Swarm
(Don't forget your injects)
And maybe even Hydraroach
(Don't hold your breath, cuz I doubt it)
I'm like a broodling star
that's launched too far
I can't go back to Wings of Liberty

A whole new Swarm
(Every morph a surprise)
With goals of vengeance to pursue
(Mengsk's head on a platter)
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare --
Years until we see some “Legacy”

A whole new Swarm
That's what we'll need
New mutant strain
That lets Zerg reign
Over you and me
Perikleas
Profile Joined February 2013
1 Post
Last Edited: 2013-02-25 11:32:08
February 25 2013 10:13 GMT
#87
Coaching Challenge
The competition description does NOT read successfully guide someone to beat a medium AI. Sooo here is me failing horribly to coach my friend Klara. I focused a lot on using advanced micro and macro controls and ignored upgrades and scouting... On the plus side we did follow blindly the rules of the competition, Klara saw starcraft 2 for the first time (and a mouse, since she is using laptops for years) when she pushed the start game button. And we did kill a bunch of observers XD. Bottom line we had fun so here it is:


MrMatt
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada225 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-26 21:32:22
February 25 2013 19:34 GMT
#88
Here is my White-Ra is everywhere entry.

[image loading]
Luzvel
Profile Joined March 2012
Mexico6 Posts
February 26 2013 02:22 GMT
#89
Here is my Stracraft 2 cat named Lucy!!!

Is not about what experience you have, its what you do with the experience you DO have
decemberscalm
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1353 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-27 04:18:37
February 26 2013 07:48 GMT
#90
Coaching Challenge!!!
My lovely girlfriend of almost 3 years (7 days till) takes on the imba toss with the help of my absolutely terrible teaching.
We did succeed by the third try!

warning: slight sailing (a tad bit of bad language)


Attempts 2 and 3 for research purposes of course.
+ Show Spoiler +







Medium ai first.

GSL champ next, move over KESPA players.
Cha1R
Profile Joined November 2010
United States221 Posts
February 27 2013 04:29 GMT
#91
~My Submissions~





Luv ya TL.
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-27 20:42:14
February 27 2013 16:31 GMT
#92
I decided to write something. My words kept going toward the more non-PG version with a story of a female community figure making very.. interesting visits to teamhouses full of male players and I'll leave it at that. Anyways, I felt like I should write something else that I could actually post and so I did.

For the fanfiction(or poem) contest I wrote this which is a highly fictional, outrageous and wishful short fantasy text which describes the future rise of Protoss in the theater that is Heart of the Swarm with a bunch of Starcraft references(kudos if you find them all). Also English is only my third language so I apologize in advance for grammatical errors and such.


+ Show Spoiler +
Toss Hwaiting

Among us all, in the cage of life whose boundaries are death, they await it
with bated breath.

The stage is set; the scene will change, if not from here then from massive
range.

The slayer of dragons, the slayer of kings, stands with them ready in the
wings.

In the east, the beast is anticipating the release, to once again be
unleashed.

From the west sound grunts from a hero runt, who will suffer a rebirth, to
reclaim his nearly unsurpassed control on this earth.

The time of man and beast has passed; the crowd will kneel before their new
masters’ intellects vast.

With new arms, their victory is within reach, as they are prepared to
sacrifice it all with a mere sentence of speech.

Newfound sources of wisdom. Cores of their nature maternal. Power of a
thousand storms eternal.

With no concern for age, the chivalrous young will help carry the weight to
center stage.

Rain will not fall; the home sun will shine bright, shine for the vengeance of
them all with a blinding light.

The soul of the show will appear strong; the battle will already have been
won.

Leader glad, strength and power itself, turning the tide of sky with the
greatest wealth.

Thus they finally succeed though this drama is only in its second act; the
final will need them to keep the throne they once lacked.


Toss Hwaiting
SC2, rip in pepperinos
nanaoei
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
3358 Posts
February 28 2013 18:36 GMT
#93
On February 26 2013 04:34 MrMatt wrote:
Here is my White-Ra is everywhere entry.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


hahah amazing entries all around. i liked the skytoss one a lot!
*@boesthius' FF7 nostalgia stream bomb* "we should work on a 'Final Progamer' fangame»whitera can be a protagonist---lastlie: "we save world and then defense it"
arie3000
Profile Joined October 2011
153 Posts
February 28 2013 19:42 GMT
#94
On February 26 2013 04:34 MrMatt wrote:
Here is my White-Ra is everywhere entry.

[image loading]


Awesome! Love the 1A2A3A, so smart! Very well done sir. Now only someone needs to do a 'skytoss' cover of Adele...
wUndertUnge
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1125 Posts
March 01 2013 04:38 GMT
#95
Starcraft Karaoke: One Hatch Ahead

Check it out!!!

Clan: QQGC - wundertunge#1850
TL+ Member
AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
March 01 2013 04:50 GMT
#96
Caption:

[image loading]
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
March 01 2013 08:26 GMT
#97
I'm not sure what category this falls under

Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
Hungry Cerberus
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada29 Posts
March 02 2013 03:12 GMT
#98
I just want to say that I love EG, Idra, and Huk so this is in no way meant to bash anyone. I really like the way the community exaggerates the characteristics of it's community figures. I wanted to play on that idea and try to capture some of that mythic ideal in my short story submission. Here it is!

The Hearts of the Swarm

He is a tiny man, inside and out, his face perpetually turned downwards, as if to avoid meeting the gaze of those whom he considers lesser, which seems to include everyone. He wears glasses, dark rimmed and piercing, magnifying his beady glare. His chin is wrapped in a dark strap of hair that grows in ordered rows, conforming to his rigid desire, his need for control. It is only hair, but on him it is violent, an extension of his snarl, an accent that draws the eye downwards, into his downcast expression, pulling your focus to the feature he unleashes upon you. Dark. Dead. Eyes. His name is Idra and he probably hates you.

The other's face is soft and boyish, black hair short, straight, and perfectly balanced. His face is heart shaped, if that is possible, if only because his queer eyebrows are built in taunt diagonals toward his nose and his ears are large, permanently covered by a dark hoodie, blocking out the world, leaving only room for the game. He smiles, often, and with the slight curve of a man who has reason to be smug. He holds his hands together, outstretched in front of him, as if they are a talisman to ward off the approaching dark, as if his heart is being held carefully in front of him, daring the world to take it. Huk stares straight ahead, forever ready to meet his destiny.

The two men sit together, ignoring each other, words having lost any meaning. In front of them sits a wasteland, the battered remnants of their dreams, their lives; the world they have built sits in ruin. A vast empire once stood here, one built on growth and control, massive armies carefully organized and orchestrated, each detail in place. The second was built on brazen and courageous fury, attacks in the face of danger, long shots and against the odds, all or nothing, a confidence built on wit and intelligence. Two vastly different empires, but built as if there could be no end. But the empires have fallen, leaving nothing but the wastes.

They have returned here to begin anew, ignoring the losses and the sharp edge of doubt. They sit together, staring at the nothingness, with only hope and a promise. They are the fallen giants, the beasts among men who will tear the world into two halves, bearing the sigils of the black and red heart. They are the evil geniuses, the tyrants, the conquerors of men, and they have nothing. For now.

Beware the fall of giants.

And above all, beware their return.
Hadron17
Profile Joined March 2013
United Kingdom1 Post
March 02 2013 14:52 GMT
#99
Here's a video of my pets watching Starcraft. They seemed to like it!

Mozdk
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark6989 Posts
March 03 2013 21:28 GMT
#100
So few entries...
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