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On October 23 2012 05:17 KarlKaliente wrote:Show nested quote +On October 23 2012 01:05 kainzero wrote:
i lost a 70 minute game.
normally after long sessions of playing this game, like on saturday when i played ALL day, i'm just like "fml i just wasted an entire day of my life playing this."
but when you get those feelings DURING a game, well, that's just like... wow. win or lose, no one should be playing 70 minute games =\
I know that feeling 45 minutes in have a tier 3 tower down but not the inhib, get the ace while only losing one, and everyone leaves to get red/blue/dragon. FFS just push to win why do you have to drag this out forever...
Don't blame them, they're just trying to follow the commands of their idols:
+ Show Spoiler +
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Next time I play Chogath, I need to say explicitly in chat: "I AM NOT A PEELER, I AM DIVING STRAIGHT FOR THEIR DAMAGE, DO NOT EXPECT ME TO PEEL A SKARNER, FIZZ AND MALPHITE FROM AN OUT OF POSITION MF."
I mean, we had Maokai and Sona, and they expect me to peel as well? Instead i went straight for their damage, and killed graves pretty quickly. Turn around? Everyone else is dead because 1. Fizz is fed as hell thanks to diana and maokai, 2. MF didn't build a QSS and got instafocused and CCed every fight, 3. Sona wasted her ult on 1 person.
Try to protect yourself before you bitch at me for not protecting you.
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0/22. Janna alone manages to go 0/10 before we can surrender at 20. Yorick top "does not play this game to farm, he plays to kill", thus decides to NOT freeze lane at turret OR ward when he knows he is getting camped by shyvana, who got my whole bot jungle and a kill on janna at level 1, thus leaving me horribly far behind. Yorick continues to demand that i gank top all game long, despite him always being oom, at 20% hp, or dead. Meanwhile Janna dies on average every 2 minutes at some random place in the jungle. I end the game at 0/0/0 because i decide NOT to suicide all the time like the rest of my team.
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8-0-1 with Gragas, I start pushing my lane, taking drags, helping bto and top get kills and kill their towers while still getting CS from jungle and mid. Morde keeps up in CS despite being 0-4 in lane and picks people off one at a time, eventually gets fed and my team blames me for him being fed because he is the only one that knows how to farm at this elo while my adc is sitting at 150 cs 30 minutes in. Good god wtf. And taric was also afk for 4 levels and still won bot lane somehow and still blames me.
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Every time i play AD and ask for some aggressive support, my support sits behind me in the bush and in case of alistar or taric only spams the heal while the enemy soraka or janna support is in front of his AD, trying to zone me. Then once i ping someone and say "go", the support moves towards the target, gets hit by the soraka or janna once and turns around to hide in the bush again.
Every time i want to scream at them to get some f***ing balls but no, i'm a nice guy, i say "please play more aggressive, you are not soraka", which results in the previously mentioned "move towards target, get hit once for 5 damage, turn around"-behaviour.
Then, whenever i play an aggressive support and start to zone the opponents so they miss half their CS, my AD sits back, too afraid to even get close to the opponents that are a level lower and an item behind... and of course still misses so much CS that he's only half as ahead as he could have been.
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Some blind picks with a friend:
Trist keeps focusing BC, when BC is like on the outskirts of his range, with 50% hp and mana shield left, while i zone out ezreal, and force him to back. This happens like 3 times, and in every one of those one WE from Trist would get the kill, but no. BC too tempting. Then ONCE when BC is coming for him i W him away because trist is low on mana, and just walk away.
Tristana: stop focusing blitzcrank... Go for Ez..
This was almost enough to blow my head off, but it just got worse.
Skarner came to gank, we saw him through our wraith ward, our tribrush ward, and then our river ward, Tristana just stood there even with all my V pings, so i just left him there. He was like "LOL I JUST JUMP OUT OF HERE" -> jumped -> BC just pulled him back in.
Tristana: Fuck. I have to 1v2 this lane because shit support.
It took me some effort to stay cool, and not say anything, but it still kept getting worse.
We won 2 team fights because they tried to threw, and then Tristana was caught out of position 3(!!!) times, once walking to a brush without vision, while we knew they were in that area of the map, twice he just ignored all the wards, stayed in stupid places and died. After every one he found someone else to blame, because he was perfect.
Then at the end of the game our PD first Tristana goes:
Tristana: Fuck... so easy game... just cant carry this... random fuckers keeping me down.
(I checked, he is unranked with like 1000 games...It must be hard when u just cant get out of that elo hell, even if you are king tristana, best player ever...)
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I think I plays good but people say I play bad but they play bad! Why they complain about playing when I get the kills?!?! They no get kills and then make me peel a CS! LoL lol grrrr.
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I don't know whether to rage about this game or laugh. Our jungle Yi is actually insanely good, always shows up at the right time, wards, gets buffs, ganks well, etc. It floors me, I've never seen a Yi jungle that good. But at some point past the 30 minute mark, he just stops giving a fuck, dives 1v3 repeatedly (and not in the good "oh I'm so fed" way, in the bad "idk wtf I'm doing" way), split pushes when they're all mia, doesn't teamfight, throws baron, and basically feeds and makes it a 4v5.
But he was so good when he was trying. Obviously a troll of some kind, but it just floored me how much he threw the game.
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If you weren't from the US, i'd guess that you were my enemy in the last game.
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As a jungler, i have come to absolutely despise toplaners. They ALWAYS lose 1v1, even if i give them an early kill or advantage, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE the whole game for me to camp their lane. I CAN'T be top all game, or the enemy gets free dragons. Also, i have to farm from time to time. I am not your personal gankbot. And somehow, the enemy top always wards, but mine never does. I tell them "Nautilus is coming top". They don't care. They die, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE. I ward for them, but they just ignore the retreatpings, and die. But more importantly, they always lose their 1v1 and demand that i am top at all times. Fuck farming, fuck any other lanes. The junglers job is to be top from minute 2 until at least minute 20. And then, when a gank fails, they just dive anyways, and die. And then blame me. If you are a toplaner, fuck you.
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Zzzz, every game nowadays seems to be either Jayce or Rengar slip through bans then proceed to 10-0 my top lane. Those 2 are fucking broken. Sitting down bot listening to an ally has been slain over and over is so depressing.
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On October 24 2012 04:33 Simberto wrote:
As a jungler, i have come to absolutely despise toplaners. They ALWAYS lose 1v1, even if i give them an early kill or advantage, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE the whole game for me to camp their lane. I CAN'T be top all game, or the enemy gets free dragons. Also, i have to farm from time to time. I am not your personal gankbot. And somehow, the enemy top always wards, but mine never does. I tell them "Nautilus is coming top". They don't care. They die, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE. I ward for them, but they just ignore the retreatpings, and die. But more importantly, they always lose their 1v1 and demand that i am top at all times. Fuck farming, fuck any other lanes. The junglers job is to be top from minute 2 until at least minute 20. And then, when a gank fails, they just dive anyways, and die. And then blame me. If you are a toplaner, fuck you.
Someone saying "I lost because my jungler didn't gank enough" is literally saying "I'm so bad that I can't not repeatedly die to a single other person, so come hold my hand because I suck". You should explain this to them, because some people don't seem to understand how fucking dumb they sound.
I enjoy jungling, and it's probably my favorite/best role to play, but it is by far the most frustrating. Support sucks because you get ignored, but you don't get blamed nearly as much unless you fuck up as Leona/Blitz.
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Haven't played in a long time but got invited to play a game with some IRL friend, 3 of them, all 4 of us in skype.
12 minutes into the game I'm like 6/0 in bottom lane and basically stomping my lane easy.
Then it starts : "Why the fuck are you not helping, they ganking every minutes, all the action is up here, come the fuck on"
2 guys top, no jungle, no wards.
Welcome to summoners rift !
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On October 24 2012 04:38 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On October 24 2012 04:33 Simberto wrote:
As a jungler, i have come to absolutely despise toplaners. They ALWAYS lose 1v1, even if i give them an early kill or advantage, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE the whole game for me to camp their lane. I CAN'T be top all game, or the enemy gets free dragons. Also, i have to farm from time to time. I am not your personal gankbot. And somehow, the enemy top always wards, but mine never does. I tell them "Nautilus is coming top". They don't care. They die, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE. I ward for them, but they just ignore the retreatpings, and die. But more importantly, they always lose their 1v1 and demand that i am top at all times. Fuck farming, fuck any other lanes. The junglers job is to be top from minute 2 until at least minute 20. And then, when a gank fails, they just dive anyways, and die. And then blame me. If you are a toplaner, fuck you. Someone saying "I lost because my jungler didn't gank enough" is literally saying "I'm so bad that I can't not repeatedly die to a single other person, so come hold my hand because I suck". You should explain this to them, because some people don't seem to understand how fucking dumb they sound. I enjoy jungling, and it's probably my favorite/best role to play, but it is by far the most frustrating. Support sucks because you get ignored, but you don't get blamed nearly as much unless you fuck up as Leona/Blitz.
If you play support, always make sure the ADC is a friend. Actually, just always play with friends, it reduces the probability of soloqhero. Even if I was playing with some 2k elo ADC, I think I would do better with a friend on Skype just because making plays depend so much on communication.
I should really learn to jungle.
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I give a kill to top.
I force the enemy mid to back
I give bot a kill while counterganking
everything before 5 minutes.
... and all lanes still lose extremely hard.
Seriously, wtf is up with people at 1200 ELO?
And then they refuse to surrender when it's 10 vs 25 kills where their Kog, Gragas and Lee are fed so much that they can 1v3 us easily.
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On October 24 2012 07:40 Morfildur wrote:
I give a kill to top.
I force the enemy mid to back
I give bot a kill while counterganking
everything before 5 minutes.
... and all lanes still lose extremely hard.
Seriously, wtf is up with people at 1200 ELO?
And then they refuse to surrender when it's 10 vs 25 kills where their Kog, Gragas and Lee are fed so much that they can 1v3 us easily.
I am always curious about posts like these because they never seem to mention the enemy jungler. I once gave lots of great ganks to all of my lanes and allowed them to wreck some shit but the enemy jungler also really wrecked my allies as well.
And I am getting tired of people picking bad champions, yes I see people who are able to play low tier champ and wreck shit, but most people are unable to do that. I came to the conclusion that this game is 60% skill, 40% champion. And that is not including the teamwork and team comp factor.
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Okay tribunal is the most stupid piece of shit punishment system, got banned for reports in 3 games, 1 in which i flamed after a super frustrating game, and 2 for pretty much nothing.
http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/tribunal/en/case/292923/#nogo
really i am so pissed right now, gj riot. AWESOME BAN SYSTEM.
I mean srsly look at that third game, even the second game look at cait stats i mean do people even READ this things god. STUPID two week ban, for nothing .
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So I'm having a great game with one of the nicest teams ever. At around 20 min we get the middle inhib. Everything is going good, until ali leaves the game. Everyone proceeds to get caught several times. Despite all this we catch them at baron, and stomp them 4v5 getting an inhib and a nexus turret. Our 18 kill ziggs than disconnects, leaving singed, vayne, and I (jax) to fight. We manage to win one more 3v5 but are unable to turn it into a win. We then slowly lose one of the most depressing games I've ever played. Took over 50 mins.
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On October 24 2012 09:45 Ziken wrote:Okay tribunal is the most stupid piece of shit punishment system, got banned for reports in 3 games, 1 in which i flamed after a super frustrating game, and 2 for pretty much nothing. http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/tribunal/en/case/292923/#nogoreally i am so pissed right now, gj riot. AWESOME BAN SYSTEM. I mean srsly look at that third game, even the second game look at cait stats i mean do people even READ this things god. STUPID two week ban, for nothing .
The first game alone is worthy of a ban
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On October 24 2012 04:38 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On October 24 2012 04:33 Simberto wrote:
As a jungler, i have come to absolutely despise toplaners. They ALWAYS lose 1v1, even if i give them an early kill or advantage, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE the whole game for me to camp their lane. I CAN'T be top all game, or the enemy gets free dragons. Also, i have to farm from time to time. I am not your personal gankbot. And somehow, the enemy top always wards, but mine never does. I tell them "Nautilus is coming top". They don't care. They die, and then WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE. I ward for them, but they just ignore the retreatpings, and die. But more importantly, they always lose their 1v1 and demand that i am top at all times. Fuck farming, fuck any other lanes. The junglers job is to be top from minute 2 until at least minute 20. And then, when a gank fails, they just dive anyways, and die. And then blame me. If you are a toplaner, fuck you. Someone saying "I lost because my jungler didn't gank enough" is literally saying "I'm so bad that I can't not repeatedly die to a single other person, so come hold my hand because I suck". You should explain this to them, because some people don't seem to understand how fucking dumb they sound. I enjoy jungling, and it's probably my favorite/best role to play, but it is by far the most frustrating. Support sucks because you get ignored, but you don't get blamed nearly as much unless you fuck up as Leona/Blitz.
I did that once. The first time I played top lane, I was Darius vs Renekton and had no idea how to play the MU, and while I kept asking for help from jungle, I never got any, even though I said I was going to lose the lane. Sure enough, 0-5 by 12 minutes and tower gone. I knew I sucked at top lane, but that all changed when I bought Jayce and started dominating basically everyone, except for some reason TP Gangplanks
Why must he get nerfed T.T'
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