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Broetchenholer
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1947 Posts
October 24 2012 10:37 GMT
#5841
Wow, had a really nice game yesterday. Wanted to play my bad mid, picked orianna and got Kassadin against me. i Figured, that is not so bad, i can autoattack harass decently, still shove the lane to his tower and zone him. Went ok, i wasn't able to last hit that well tough. Then our nocturne came to the freshly reset lane. kass flashed into the river with 150 health and noc in mad pursuit. And my brain fated, so i followed. Of course we coudn't catch up, cause nocturne realized too late he didn't have any mana, their top and jungle came as well, double kill for Kass. FUCK, WHY AM I SO DUMB and a) follow him b) not ping him back like a mad man?

Kass now with red, a level and 2 kills under his belt. Then, we get both back to lane, both are lvl 5, nocturne ganks again, this time a lot better, i get the kill. Pleased with his performance, nocturn now takes 5 Minions from the lane and pings the turret. AND I BRAINFART AGAIN! Altough i think, that this is a bad idea, i help him. We kill the tower and now i am really fucked. Kass freezes the lane where his tower was and i am zoned from cs. How can you be that bad? Thank god our Vayne was already Goldlike by that time.
Gaslo
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland951 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-25 08:49:28
October 24 2012 13:27 GMT
#5842
On October 24 2012 19:37 Broetchenholer wrote:
Wow, had a really nice game yesterday. Wanted to play my bad mid, picked orianna and got Kassadin against me. i Figured, that is not so bad, i can autoattack harass decently, still shove the lane to his tower and zone him. Went ok, i wasn't able to last hit that well tough. Then our nocturne came to the freshly reset lane. kass flashed into the river with 150 health and noc in mad pursuit. And my brain fated, so i followed. Of course we coudn't catch up, cause nocturne realized too late he didn't have any mana, their top and jungle came as well, double kill for Kass. FUCK, WHY AM I SO DUMB and a) follow him b) not ping him back like a mad man?

Kass now with red, a level and 2 kills under his belt. Then, we get both back to lane, both are lvl 5, nocturne ganks again, this time a lot better, i get the kill. Pleased with his performance, nocturn now takes 5 Minions from the lane and pings the turret. AND I BRAINFART AGAIN! Altough i think, that this is a bad idea, i help him. We kill the tower and now i am really fucked. Kass freezes the lane where his tower was and i am zoned from cs. How can you be that bad? Thank god our Vayne was already Goldlike by that time.


If he freezes the lane where his tower was, cant you just gank him from behind and get free kills?

edit: i know its kassadin and all, but in worst case scenario, he has to riftwalk away, and the lane is reset again.

edit2: hehhe, played a game with 2 total douches, one on my team, and one from the enemy team, reported them both, waited over a minute before pressing play again. Both of them on my team. ARgh.

edit3: Well editing this again. lobby pops up, last 2 picks are a premade, they yell WE GO DUO JUNGLE, NO MATTER WHAT AND WE DONT CARE.

Ok.
Broetchenholer
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1947 Posts
October 24 2012 13:53 GMT
#5843
Yeah, but in those cases always a jungler shows up if i try. +, Kass was actually up in gold, so, duoon
ShangMing
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada106 Posts
October 24 2012 18:39 GMT
#5844
I'm done with this game, I can't stand the rage it induces, idiotic teammates, imba, and time consumption. I've tried quitting before, but I just keep coming back, even though I hate this game.

What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
October 24 2012 18:57 GMT
#5845
On October 24 2012 22:53 Broetchenholer wrote:
Yeah, but in those cases always a jungler shows up if i try. +, Kass was actually up in gold, so, duoon

if he freezes lane, ward the jungle entrance and keep playing the lane phase. If jungler shows up, your ward should see it and that should mean your other lanes can play aggressive. If no jungler then take his wraiths. Otherwise go roam.

Shoving mid tower early is actually really good if you know how to utilize wards properly. Really good map control.
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
October 24 2012 19:00 GMT
#5846
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)


Teemo movespeed masteries and quints, change your /laugh to Q key, start boots and whenever you can upgrade to move really fast boots. Level only W and roleplay the olympics 100 meters race each time in a different lane, never stop until you die. End every game with like 0/50/0 and hopefully 7/8 players will report you per game. Repeat during a whole day then take a break until you get a mail communicating you that you're temporarily suspended. Repeat as many times as required until you get a perm. GG WP

+ Show Spoiler +
I didn't tell you ok?
RIP KT.Violet
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-24 19:15:39
October 24 2012 19:15 GMT
#5847
Our team decided to play an ARAM in ranked after i fp brand. the other team didn't wanna play. my brand % suffers. i am sad.
BW -> League -> CSGO
Kupon3ss
Profile Joined May 2008
時の回廊10066 Posts
October 24 2012 19:15 GMT
#5848
On October 25 2012 04:00 qtiehunter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)


Teemo movespeed masteries and quints, change your /laugh to Q key, start boots and whenever you can upgrade to move really fast boots. Level only W and roleplay the olympics 100 meters race each time in a different lane, never stop until you die. End every game with like 0/50/0 and hopefully 7/8 players will report you per game. Repeat during a whole day then take a break until you get a mail communicating you that you're temporarily suspended. Repeat as many times as required until you get a perm. GG WP

+ Show Spoiler +
I didn't tell you ok?


its faster if you get a kill once in a while so you're giving the other team a reasonable amount of gold
When in doubt, just believe in yourself and press buttons
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
October 24 2012 19:22 GMT
#5849
On October 25 2012 04:15 Kupon3ss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2012 04:00 qtiehunter wrote:
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)


Teemo movespeed masteries and quints, change your /laugh to Q key, start boots and whenever you can upgrade to move really fast boots. Level only W and roleplay the olympics 100 meters race each time in a different lane, never stop until you die. End every game with like 0/50/0 and hopefully 7/8 players will report you per game. Repeat during a whole day then take a break until you get a mail communicating you that you're temporarily suspended. Repeat as many times as required until you get a perm. GG WP

+ Show Spoiler +
I didn't tell you ok?


its faster if you get a kill once in a while so you're giving the other team a reasonable amount of gold


True, but that requires you to be scout around the map and be there when a kill happens so you can get free assist or steal the kill then suicide for bigger ransom for the enemy. That feels too tryhard to me; that's what usually bads do when they get pissed cuz they went 0-7 and someone called him out. If you're just trying to get yourself banned just boycott the games so everyone reports you, but I don't think there's the need to be a genuine asshole (you're already being one, but that's adding insult to injury) and copiously feed the enemies. In fact, even if your team wins 4v5, you'll get the global report anyways for being 0/50/0, and noone will be left with hard feelings against you after the game.
RIP KT.Violet
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 24 2012 19:24 GMT
#5850
If you're playing Teemo, you need to do the asshole Teemo maneuver all game: Sit stealthed in a brush and yell "I'M WAITING FOR MY MOMENT TO STRIKE". Then every time someone on your team dies, solo baron and shit talk them in all chat. If they lose a teamfight, say something about "cleaning up" and chase down the healthiest enemy left alive.


Fuzzy fucker.
It's your boy Guzma!
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
October 24 2012 19:28 GMT
#5851
On October 25 2012 04:24 Requizen wrote:
If you're playing Teemo, you need to do the asshole Teemo maneuver all game: Sit stealthed in a brush and yell "I'M WAITING FOR MY MOMENT TO STRIKE". Then every time someone on your team dies, solo baron and shit talk them in all chat. If they lose a teamfight, say something about "cleaning up" and chase down the healthiest enemy left alive.


Fuzzy fucker.


Sounds like a real story ;O

But yeah actually that's a great way to get banned and have fun at the same time. Tbh when I get these blatant but creative trolls I usually have a good laugh, even when they're on my team.
RIP KT.Violet
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
October 24 2012 19:39 GMT
#5852
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
I'm done with this game, I can't stand the rage it induces, idiotic teammates, imba, and time consumption. I've tried quitting before, but I just keep coming back, even though I hate this game.

What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)

One person in LiquidParty has a 274 years ban, so I think that for all intents and purposes it really is permanent.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
October 24 2012 19:53 GMT
#5853
On October 25 2012 04:39 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
I'm done with this game, I can't stand the rage it induces, idiotic teammates, imba, and time consumption. I've tried quitting before, but I just keep coming back, even though I hate this game.

What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)

One person in LiquidParty has a 274 years ban, so I think that for all intents and purposes it really is permanent.


They should make it like in European countries irl and let you play again under surveillance after 5-10 years banned even if you've been sentenced to 274 years.

"oh god, it's champ select again, and I'm last pick again... o god I can't resist it. REVIVE GHOST HEIMERDINGERRRR"

10 minutes later

ally 1: "report heimer troll pls, dunno why they lifted his ban"
ally 2: "hey man the law states he deserves a second chance even if he was banned for 274 years"
enemy 1: "yeah stop being a nazi ally 1"
enemy 2: "seriously, some people still think as if we were in Middle Age, so disappointing"
heimer: "ALLY 1 IS DOING HIS BLUE, GO KILL HIM GUYS! and kill me too since you're there for free gold!"

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that totally wasn't a covert socio-political stereotype-filled rant
RIP KT.Violet
seanisgrand
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1039 Posts
October 24 2012 20:16 GMT
#5854
FP doesnt ban the Renguu or Malphites

Doesnt FP either one

Takes the malz without flash

Enemy gets both -.-

This is well below quality expected of a post in any forum. -Empyrean
thenexusp
Profile Joined May 2009
United States3721 Posts
October 24 2012 21:36 GMT
#5855
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
I'm done with this game, I can't stand the rage it induces, idiotic teammates, imba, and time consumption. I've tried quitting before, but I just keep coming back, even though I hate this game.

What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)

just post your user/password on the official boards, some guy's bound to get it banned for you

or at least change your password
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
October 25 2012 01:57 GMT
#5856
Hmm well after climbing to 1336 (just shy of my goal for this season of 1350) I have been in a massive funk and have dropped down to the elo I ended season 1 at (1080). I now think I am just cursed by my thesis who hath proclaimed "you shall suck at league until you have completed me" -_-
Never Knows Best.
plasmidghost
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgium16168 Posts
October 25 2012 01:58 GMT
#5857
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
I'm done with this game, I can't stand the rage it induces, idiotic teammates, imba, and time consumption. I've tried quitting before, but I just keep coming back, even though I hate this game.

What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)

Give me your account, please. I have so much pent-up rage from this game and it'll be good to get it all out.
I won't change any account details.
Yugoslavia will always live on in my heart
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-25 02:26:39
October 25 2012 02:26 GMT
#5858
Seriously. Ban this fucking piece of shit. So tired of people ruining my game. He literally decided to afk at tower to prove a point which was "showing sona how she was playing".
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BW -> League -> CSGO
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-25 02:36:41
October 25 2012 02:32 GMT
#5859
On October 25 2012 10:58 plasmidghost wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2012 03:39 ShangMing wrote:
I'm done with this game, I can't stand the rage it induces, idiotic teammates, imba, and time consumption. I've tried quitting before, but I just keep coming back, even though I hate this game.

What is the fastest way to get perma banned? And is perma ban really permanent, or just 2-3 years/appealable? I really don't ever want to come back. I figured feeding/AFK a bunch of games would provoke reports, but is that enough, or is there faster way? (Also, I'm lvl 25, so I'm guessing normal game reports are less severe than ranked.)

Give me your account, please. I have so much pent-up rage from this game and it'll be good to get it all out.
I won't change any account details.

Yeah this game...

I don't think it's easy to get permabanned. You might get banned for 3 days a few times though. A ban is a loss in profit as a customer can no longer buy products and many people rage so it's hard to ban your entire consumer base.

There were times from level 1->29 and continuing for a few months as a level 30 where I absolutely hated the game too. It definitely gets better but there are still shitheads that make games suck. Ranked made the game much less rage inducing but also more stressful as the meta is very tight.

As far as video games go it is not the most enjoyable.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
October 25 2012 03:06 GMT
#5860
Greetings ParkSungJun,

Certain in-game activity on your account was found to be in repeat violation of the Summoner's Code by the Tribunal. Consistent with the League of Legends Terms of Use, your account and forum posting privileges have been PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED.


Link expires 2012-12-05 17:40:47

For further information, please visit the following:

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Thank you for your understanding.


i got permed yo and i dont even play the game o/
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