EPTeven a ghost can get perma'd
but seriously, if you want to get perma'd, just spend 30 minutes using every racial slur and violent threat that you can while AFK'ing. 100% perma-ban after only one or two repetitions
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gtrsrs
United States9109 Posts
even a ghost can get perma'd but seriously, if you want to get perma'd, just spend 30 minutes using every racial slur and violent threat that you can while AFK'ing. 100% perma-ban after only one or two repetitions | ||
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
Leona gets caught again in enemy Jungle: OMG, why no help? Leona gets caught again in our unwarded Jungle with the whole enemy team MIA: Why can they teamfight but you guys can't? Leona gets caught again, 2 teammates rush in to help, everyone else is far too far away to get there in time. All of them die, I just facepalm. We won since i managed to stop them from chasing long enough to take baron after we got a 4 for 1 teamfight but I still wanted to punch that Leona soooooo hard. All game long she baited people into bad trades and blamed the rest of the team. If you are at their Wraith camp and the closest teammate is at our mid tower, don't you think it would be a good time to run the heck away instead of initiating on an opponent? | ||
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ShangMing
Canada106 Posts
I've spent over 20 games now just trolling (See: lolking -> liushangming -> match history). At this point, I'm getting opponents so bad I could probably literally 1v5 them and win. I've actually won 4 games with blitz at 0/20+/0, even though I stole our jungle's buffs and fed them blue and kills early on. Sigh... Also, still no ban as of this post, I'm definitely at 100+ reports, and 100+ false reports from my end (yes, i've been reporting everyone for everything after each game). -__- @obesechicken13: I actually hope it doesn't get better, because I want to spend the massive amounts of time it takes to play LoL on something else. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11714 Posts
On October 26 2012 04:15 ShangMing wrote: Nah, not giving my account away to those asking. I've spent over 20 games now just trolling (See: lolking -> liushangming -> match history). At this point, I'm getting opponents so bad I could probably literally 1v5 them and win. I've actually won 4 games with blitz at 0/20+/0, even though I stole our jungle's buffs and fed them blue and kills early on. Sigh... Also, still no ban as of this post, I'm definitely at 100+ reports, and 100+ false reports from my end (yes, i've been reporting everyone for everything after each game). -__- @obesechicken13: I actually hope it doesn't get better, because I want to spend the massive amounts of time it takes to play LoL on something else. I don't want to be annoying, but you are a selfish asshole. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On October 26 2012 04:15 ShangMing wrote: Nah, not giving my account away to those asking. I've spent over 20 games now just trolling (See: lolking -> liushangming -> match history). At this point, I'm getting opponents so bad I could probably literally 1v5 them and win. I've actually won 4 games with blitz at 0/20+/0, even though I stole our jungle's buffs and fed them blue and kills early on. Sigh... Also, still no ban as of this post, I'm definitely at 100+ reports, and 100+ false reports from my end (yes, i've been reporting everyone for everything after each game). -__- @obesechicken13: I actually hope it doesn't get better, because I want to spend the massive amounts of time it takes to play LoL on something else. Just stop. fucking. playing. If you hate it so much, uninstall and walk away from your damn computer. If you go to install it again, find something sharp and poke yourself in the hand repeatedly until you have a psychological block about even going to any related websites. No one is making you do this, you're just ruining other people's time. | ||
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ShangMing
Canada106 Posts
This feels like entrapment... | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On October 26 2012 04:37 ShangMing wrote: Wait wat? I was doing exactly what the TL users above me suggested... having fun while trolling. I just decided to share my experience using their suggestions. This feels like entrapment... Now you're just getting annoying though. 1) Don't report other players while you're trolling. That doesn't make you a troll, it just makes you a cunt. 2) If you're not enjoying your trolling, all your doing is pissing people off for no reason. You're literally having a miserable time for the sheer purpose of making other people miserable, and then complaining about it. What the liquidated fuck? | ||
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Simberto
Germany11714 Posts
Do you have a smurf on EU? I got a teemo doing exactly what you described in my last game. On the enemy team, still a waste of time. At least they let us push mid and it only took 9 minutes. | ||
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ShangMing
Canada106 Posts
Also, what exactly, would I be banned for, I'm genuinely curious. Wasting people's time? If so, how is LoL itself not a complete waste of time? Or, making people's lives miserable and inducing rage? My trolling has "made [people's] day" in the vast majority of games, and I could probably get chat logs to prove it. In addition, only half the players ever feel that a game is fun or a good game in the vast majority of games in my experience. In addition, how or why would my actions in LoL get me banned from a Starcraft forum? I can understand a ban from this subforum, but all of TL...? @Requizen, I'm trying to get permabanned, remember? I'd think that the client would have some way of detecting a player who reports 9 people every single game, so I'm not exactly wasting anyone's time... And if the case actually does get sent to the tribunal, it's not exactly my fault, is it? Regarding 2), see my text above. | ||
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riotjune
United States3394 Posts
if you're gonna troll (karthus: their pain is my pleasuure) at least be more subtle about it so the online vigilantes don't get on your case for great justice or punish all tribunal cases, get ip | ||
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Simberto
Germany11714 Posts
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
On October 26 2012 06:50 Simberto wrote: I understand why toplaners are so annoyed all the time now. That lane is just bullshit. Everyone tells you it is an island, but that is a lie. Every 2 minutes some guy comes and kills you, and there is nothing you can do about it. Ward tribush, comes from river the moment you go one step too far. Ward river and tribush, he just walks through your jungle, and comes from behind your turret, and kills you. Then, when you already expect the asshole to come, he comes, and there are 2 more people. All the while you are pretty sure you could win your lane hard if those assholes would just stay away. Toplane is bullshit. You forgot the part where your own jungler comes, dives the opponent at level 2 and gives him a free kill, making your lane harder than it already is and then blaming you if you lose the lane as a result of that. Or where he comes, the enemy that counterpicked you and can kill you early just walks away so your jungler retreats but now your lane is horribly pushed and you can't farm the next 3 waves until it's back at your tower, making you lose the lane even harder. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11714 Posts
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On October 26 2012 06:57 Simberto wrote: On a related note, why are there so many jungler/supports around suddenly? I used to be able to get Jungle/Support every game, and now those are always gone on the first two picks, and i end up with something else. People realized there's less competition for those roles, I think. If you played WoW, same thing happened when they implemented Random Dungeon Finder, Tanks and Healers started coming out of the woodwork. Not very good, mind you, but people just looking to play something that had less competition. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On October 26 2012 05:41 ShangMing wrote: No, I do not have a smurf on EU. Also, what exactly, would I be banned for, I'm genuinely curious. Wasting people's time? If so, how is LoL itself not a complete waste of time? Or, making people's lives miserable and inducing rage? My trolling has "made [people's] day" in the vast majority of games, and I could probably get chat logs to prove it. In addition, only half the players ever feel that a game is fun or a good game in the vast majority of games in my experience. In addition, how or why would my actions in LoL get me banned from a Starcraft forum? I can understand a ban from this subforum, but all of TL...? @Requizen, I'm trying to get permabanned, remember? I'd think that the client would have some way of detecting a player who reports 9 people every single game, so I'm not exactly wasting anyone's time... And if the case actually does get sent to the tribunal, it's not exactly my fault, is it? Regarding 2), see my text above. Why dont you just not play, go outside and count the leaves in a tree or something. | ||
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VirgilSC2
United States6151 Posts
Insane internet problems for everyone but him led to him going like 23/0 G2, no lag, dunked him super hard on Morgana and went like 27/0 | ||
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