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Played a game last night with a team so stupid I was seconds away from intentionally throwing it because they didn't deserve the Elo I was carrying them to.
Seriously, I'm only at like 1200, but holy shit how do you not understand that when it's 4v5 in the enemies favor and you've fed Darius, Garen AND Katarina that you should probably protect your AD Carry instead of constantly diving in 1v5 trying to "pick off Darius" or "almost get that Graves"
Oh well, freelo for them because I got to be a 5 item Cait with Red Buff and Quad Pot. Kiting OP.
FUCKING HELL
I just played a game where I fucking ward mid at the start, we see their invade coming and all back out except this fucking retarded Cho who feeds Ez first blood. First blood to a leona lane vs Sona.....of course we lost because Lee Sin camps bot anyway, Morg loses HARD to Ahri mid and Cho is 0/3 at the start of the fucking game.
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I think i need to learn to play shaco. People are so hilariously bad at dealing with him. Why don't people understand the concept of "If you don't know where he is, don't be aggressive"? And buying wards. I am at 1800 elo, and still some games the only wards on the map are mine, and i am usually the jungler. Somehow, every time i see a shaco, he just rapes. He goes top, ganks. Mid, ganks. Bot, ganks. Mid, top, mid, bot, mid. top. And half of those are kills just because people don't get it until he kills them for the fifth time that maybe you shouldn't be aggressive.
Edit: Ok, i am pretty sure i have been cursed. No matter what i do, i lose the game at the moment. I play good, i lose. I play bad, i lose. I play random shit, i lose. I tryhard, i lose. I have no more wins in my match history. Does anyone know a good voodoo priest?
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In ARAM, because surrender is only at 20 (and by 20, enemy team will have items), even if I get an insane early lead (but can't finish the game for whatever reason), we still ended on the losing side.
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On October 21 2012 01:25 MooMooMugi wrote:
Go 2-0 Vlad vs Shen, he stacks 3 null magic mantles just to survive
Herp derp don't matta Shen ults bot kills overextended team for a quadra, tower, AND dragon, walks back into lane with Aegis, Mercs, Wits End
Facepalm
Proceed to lose game with the average death of my team:11
My deaths: 5
Game time:22 minutes
#yoloqueue
Dear lord have mercy on this man's soul.... That's just too fucking brutal.
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On October 21 2012 15:09 plasmidghost wrote:
>that feel when you're the only one on your team who called mias, and you're the jungler
lol when I jungle I always call all the mias since I constantly watch the minimap looking for gank attempts and tracing the enemy jungler; this way I can relieve pressure from my teammates who are too busy trying to cs 
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On October 21 2012 15:54 plasmidghost wrote:Show nested quote +On October 21 2012 15:17 qtiehunter wrote:On October 21 2012 15:09 plasmidghost wrote:
>that feel when you're the only one on your team who called mias, and you're the jungler lol when I jungle I always call all the mias since I constantly watch the minimap looking for gank attempts and tracing the enemy jungler; this way I can relieve pressure from my teammates who are too busy trying to cs I'm not good enouh yet to always be aware of the minimap, otherwise I would
yeah I was blaming laners for being retards with zero awareness who can't even call mias, not you ^^ thing is, if these laners are in tunnel-vision mode so much that they can't call mias, chances are that they can't read the chat either, so it doesn't matter how many mias you call as a jungler because they're gonna feed the roamers all day
sad times
spamming alert pings doesn't work either. they tunnel vision so hard that they don't even perceive sounds
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On October 21 2012 16:03 qtiehunter wrote:Show nested quote +On October 21 2012 15:54 plasmidghost wrote:On October 21 2012 15:17 qtiehunter wrote:On October 21 2012 15:09 plasmidghost wrote:
>that feel when you're the only one on your team who called mias, and you're the jungler lol when I jungle I always call all the mias since I constantly watch the minimap looking for gank attempts and tracing the enemy jungler; this way I can relieve pressure from my teammates who are too busy trying to cs I'm not good enouh yet to always be aware of the minimap, otherwise I would yeah I was blaming laners for being retards with zero awareness who can't even call mias, not you ^^ thing is, if these laners are in tunnel-vision mode so much that they can't call mias, chances are that they can't read the chat either, so it doesn't matter how many mias you call as a jungler because they're gonna feed the roamers all day sad times spamming alert pings doesn't work either. they tunnel vision so hard that they don't even perceive sounds
But at least it stops them from flaming people for "no mia" afterwards, since you can easily point at the chat. Of course, sometimes they say something like "yes, but that is 30 seconds ago". Well duh, are you supposed to say "still mia" every 5 seconds? I personally am also not really convinced of the use of writing that in chat, but if it shuts idiots up, it has already done its job.
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I don't trust any of my teammates inherently so I just learn to look at the map every few seconds. And besides, I think learning how to look at the minimap should be a skill anyone here should have inherently unless they're awful at starcraft. I don't get how it's much harder in lol than in sc unless people don't make a habit out of it. It's so much more helpful than waiting for mia because I can even tell where jungler is at times and know when I can kill my opponent.
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I think the mia craze is people being too used to modern games where you always get a warning before something bad happens so now when they get suprised they think "Why didn't i get a warning?".
I say mia/ss only to shut up the flamers, i don't expect it and don't think worse of people that don't use it.
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Dumb motherfuckers afking in games just so they farm ip faster zzzzzzz
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On October 21 2012 20:49 Morfildur wrote:
I think the mia craze is people being too used to modern games where you always get a warning before something bad happens so now when they get suprised they think "Why didn't i get a warning?".
I say mia/ss only to shut up the flamers, i don't expect it and don't think worse of people that don't use it.
I think it's better to think about it this way. Assume your allies are retarded, and don't notice that someone in your lane is missing. You see your opponent is MIA, you can either 1) call MIA and hope your allies listen, or 2) roll the dice and hope your opponent doesn't get a free gank from stupid allies. You're better off just calling MIA to prevent your allies from feeding your opponent.
Anyway, this Fiddle I meet in game, spends entire game bitching how team doesn't follow his "plans" (run into enemy jungle when 4 of the enemies are MIA. And then complains about people AFK farming in lane, then proceeds to AFK farm during team fights, and continues to do so while get caught and killed 4 times. We tell him not to over extend and stick with us, doesn't listen of course. Some players...
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Sigh. I had to play a TF game which my jungler refused to give me blue all game... against an Anivia no less. Then he proceeded to blame me for not using my ultimate, further justifying his actions.
I can't ult if I don't have mana FFS.
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i hate skarner, he is so dumb id play him every game if he wasn´t so fucking boring
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I had a Zyra support who fed Ezreal a kill because she was trying to 1v1 him after missing her snare (this wasn't even in the lane), then fed another kill trying to poke at turret when Ezreal and Sona were 3 and she was still 1, then keep dying every time she respawned more or less. Somehow we managed to get ahead despite all of this. Until Zyra felt like it was good idea to try to initiate onto Morgana in a team fight 50 minutes in, at which point she died instantly. Oi.
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just had another game where i had insane stats and my entire team was raging at me nonstop
i don't get people
i managed to carry this one, but why the negative attitudes bros? i'm 7-0-7 skarner, we aren't going to lose, lol
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Finished Warmogs and Frozen Heart on Maokai at 18 mins.
Why is this in the QQ thread? Because winning is unsatisfying and feels too easy because they just ended up with the baddies on their team, while losing is frustrating and feels too hard because you ended up with the baddies on your team.
Every game I win my team could've taken a 15 min baron but are too dumb to group so we take an extra 10 mins to win.
Every game I lose the enemy team could've taken baron and inhibs pre 20 but are too dumb to group so we fail the surrender and waste another 20 mins waiting to lose.
Climb elo; feel worse as a player.
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I just got told off by a Hecarim with 9 Farm at 10 minutes. Apparently me going 3-0 in midlane, then getting ganked makes me an idiot for playing too aggressive all game. How silly of me.
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IF YOU LOSE A FUCKING 1V1 LANE
THEN BLAME THE JUNGLER
YOU SHOULD BE KILLED
TWICE
WITH FUCKING PIANO WIRE
Oh, it's the fucking jungle's fault you kept fighting Irelia in lane and dying to her? Her 3 kills while I was fucking elsewhere on the map was my fault? Never mind that I got our team a huge fucking lead to the tune of 11-3 (yes, you're the only fucking deaths on the team), it's my fault she snowballed out of fucking control.
No no! It's ok! Keep diving her and Vayne under tower! Vayne doesn't have any kills, get her nice and fed!
I will kill you in your sleep you fucking mindless piece of shit.
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EPT
