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On October 19 2012 23:07 Requizen wrote:
People need to use their fucking brains.
I'm jungling Rengar. Every lane is pushed. Like, not even joking, all lanes are at the enemy tower for 90% of the game, so I decide to just chill farm, steal some of WW's jungle, and let them do their thing, showing up to feel threatening or to countergank.
But of course, Darius is top vs a Nidalee (a brilliant pick on his part, by the way, pick Darius vs someone with ranged harass and escapes). He shoves to tower with Q, then stands in lane bush.
"Rengar come gank"
"I can't, she's under tower. Also, ganking Nid is like, pointless"
"USE YOUR ULT MORON" (yes, actually in all caps)
"So my ult lets me ignore the tower and keep her from pouncing away, and also stops her traps from giving vision?"
"Fucking baddie"
Some people should have their hands cut off with a spork.
I don't see a big problem with diving if there's a massive creep wave. I mean right now it's kind of useless because the towers are bugged so their attack speeds are much higher than they're supposed to be, but if towers are pushed that's not a reason to not gank, lol
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On October 19 2012 23:17 Zergneedsfood wrote:Show nested quote +On October 19 2012 23:07 Requizen wrote:
People need to use their fucking brains.
I'm jungling Rengar. Every lane is pushed. Like, not even joking, all lanes are at the enemy tower for 90% of the game, so I decide to just chill farm, steal some of WW's jungle, and let them do their thing, showing up to feel threatening or to countergank.
But of course, Darius is top vs a Nidalee (a brilliant pick on his part, by the way, pick Darius vs someone with ranged harass and escapes). He shoves to tower with Q, then stands in lane bush.
"Rengar come gank"
"I can't, she's under tower. Also, ganking Nid is like, pointless"
"USE YOUR ULT MORON" (yes, actually in all caps)
"So my ult lets me ignore the tower and keep her from pouncing away, and also stops her traps from giving vision?"
"Fucking baddie"
Some people should have their hands cut off with a spork. I don't see a big problem with diving if there's a massive creep wave. I mean right now it's kind of useless because the towers are bugged so their attack speeds are much higher than they're supposed to be, but if towers are pushed that's not a reason to not gank, lol
It depends on who you're diving and who you're diving as. Nid is notoriously hard to catch as it is without hard CC. Enemy mid was... Kat? We probably could have done that if she didn't have 3 kills under her belt. Bot had Sona support and Ez, which was probably our best bet, but WW was camping it pretty hard and I was just there to be backup anyway.
Meh, it was a bad game. The Darius was just sublimely stupid.
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On October 19 2012 23:24 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On October 19 2012 23:17 Zergneedsfood wrote:On October 19 2012 23:07 Requizen wrote:
People need to use their fucking brains.
I'm jungling Rengar. Every lane is pushed. Like, not even joking, all lanes are at the enemy tower for 90% of the game, so I decide to just chill farm, steal some of WW's jungle, and let them do their thing, showing up to feel threatening or to countergank.
But of course, Darius is top vs a Nidalee (a brilliant pick on his part, by the way, pick Darius vs someone with ranged harass and escapes). He shoves to tower with Q, then stands in lane bush.
"Rengar come gank"
"I can't, she's under tower. Also, ganking Nid is like, pointless"
"USE YOUR ULT MORON" (yes, actually in all caps)
"So my ult lets me ignore the tower and keep her from pouncing away, and also stops her traps from giving vision?"
"Fucking baddie"
Some people should have their hands cut off with a spork. I don't see a big problem with diving if there's a massive creep wave. I mean right now it's kind of useless because the towers are bugged so their attack speeds are much higher than they're supposed to be, but if towers are pushed that's not a reason to not gank, lol It depends on who you're diving and who you're diving as. Nid is notoriously hard to catch as it is without hard CC. Enemy mid was... Kat? We probably could have done that if she didn't have 3 kills under her belt. Bot had Sona support and Ez, which was probably our best bet, but WW was camping it pretty hard and I was just there to be backup anyway. Meh, it was a bad game. The Darius was just sublimely stupid.
Poor Requizen. Having a hard time in da jungle.
Should just read manga or watch anime instead. Why would you play league when this stuff happens? :D
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On October 19 2012 23:26 Zergneedsfood wrote:Show nested quote +On October 19 2012 23:24 Requizen wrote:On October 19 2012 23:17 Zergneedsfood wrote:On October 19 2012 23:07 Requizen wrote:
People need to use their fucking brains.
I'm jungling Rengar. Every lane is pushed. Like, not even joking, all lanes are at the enemy tower for 90% of the game, so I decide to just chill farm, steal some of WW's jungle, and let them do their thing, showing up to feel threatening or to countergank.
But of course, Darius is top vs a Nidalee (a brilliant pick on his part, by the way, pick Darius vs someone with ranged harass and escapes). He shoves to tower with Q, then stands in lane bush.
"Rengar come gank"
"I can't, she's under tower. Also, ganking Nid is like, pointless"
"USE YOUR ULT MORON" (yes, actually in all caps)
"So my ult lets me ignore the tower and keep her from pouncing away, and also stops her traps from giving vision?"
"Fucking baddie"
Some people should have their hands cut off with a spork. I don't see a big problem with diving if there's a massive creep wave. I mean right now it's kind of useless because the towers are bugged so their attack speeds are much higher than they're supposed to be, but if towers are pushed that's not a reason to not gank, lol It depends on who you're diving and who you're diving as. Nid is notoriously hard to catch as it is without hard CC. Enemy mid was... Kat? We probably could have done that if she didn't have 3 kills under her belt. Bot had Sona support and Ez, which was probably our best bet, but WW was camping it pretty hard and I was just there to be backup anyway. Meh, it was a bad game. The Darius was just sublimely stupid. Poor Requizen. Having a hard time in da jungle. Should just read manga or watch anime instead. Why would you play league when this stuff happens? :D
There's only like, 2-3 manga I look forward to reading on release anymore. The rest have just gotten so dumb it hurts. I probably need to catch up on anime, but not like this season was very exciting anyway. I need to watch Baccano, it's been on my to do list forever.
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I'm 90-50 in ranked with Taric, so i think to myself "Might as well go for 100 wins this season"
3 taric picks and 3 losses later I'm extremely mad. Full-retard ADCs in all 3 games T_T
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Why are normal drafts where all my opponents have ELO 100-200 higher than mine so much easier than my 1200 ELO games??
At 1200 i struggle to get wins, against the team with ELOs from 1350-1400 (and my team with similar ELO) everything just flows naturally.
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Ok, today hurts.
Game 1: i am sivir, my blitz does some good grabs at the start, but they don't work out. then he pulls them 2 times again, dying straight away, killing me in the process. starts roaming. team blames me
Game 2: i am sivir, my sona sits behind me, does not harass, does not ward, does not use one of her portions when lvl 1 with 50% hp against ez blitz. feeds the lane.
Game 3: my tristana builds: zerkers -> lantern -> trinity foce -> banshees -> last whisper op tristana build...
Game 4: i fuck up, try to kill skarner at his red after we got eve an cho in their jungle. takes too long, eve respawns and kills me and our top. double buff and all. it snowballs like crazy. feel like shit 
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sometimes I pop over to my subscribed threads and click on this thinking it's gd... first post I read, "man this should really be in QQ thread." second one "wtf this one too"
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We get fb, Lee has to start blue, I have 3 buffs and a level on him.
I die top because WW didn't wait for me when I came to gank and suicided on Vlad, and I had to use my exhaust on him to finish him off. Lee can kill me thanks to his E, gets double buff, WW doesn't understand the concept of waiting for the jungler when he comes to gank.
Swain then suicides mid, and Lee follows bot to get a kill on people too greedy to pull back after one kill. Those 2 thanks to the red buff he got thanks to WW.
Then Lee is at the blue when it respawns. I pinged Swain before hand but he doesn't move. Botlane doesn't move either. I die because of E and the damage I took leashing blue.
Then he comes at my red, and WW suicides on Vlad, so I can't stay. E and red buff again, I die.
Fuck you team. Just fuck you. You're all fucking trashes letting an underleveled Lee Sin go 5-0 because you're too fucking dumb to turn on your brains.
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On October 20 2012 00:19 57 Corvette wrote:
I'm 90-50 in ranked with Taric, so i think to myself "Might as well go for 100 wins this season"
3 taric picks and 3 losses later I'm extremely mad. Full-retard ADCs in all 3 games T_T
I hate that. I had a game like a week ago where I had to play support and my ADC picked trist. Just kept auto-attacking the minions constantly, lane was always pushed to tower. How can you get to level 30 and not realize that its bad to just auto-attack mindlessly? It's not like he was even killing much of them, his cs was fucking garbage. Then when I started telling him not to push the lane so much he gets mad and threatens to leave the game rofl. He eventually left the game. Like wow, i'm trying to help you so you don't blow ass make the team lose and you leave the game? I bet this kid never kept a job long, he would get pissed that people were telling him he wasn't doing things right then just walk off probably. Bright future for this guy.
Also my main account is suspended again, woooo. I guess I can't even help my team mates now without being banned. One of my reports was from an ally who said I made that trist leave the game...what the fuck? Ok lesson learned Riot since you are punishing people like they are in elementary school. Ignore everyone on my team at the start and never communicate with them since any inkling of being a dick can get you banned. Thanks, im sure my future teammates will thank you.
Starting to remind me of Blizzard from SC2 where you can get banned for profanity, even though they have a fucking filter for it. Either remove it from the game completely or just make it so it marks out any expletive, stop being so damn lazy.
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More of a confessional, but has some QQ in it.
So today I was support Sona and my team was dominating. By 20 minutes we had top and middle inhibitor. I kindly ask my team (repeatedly) to come bot because we had everything else. I suggested if they tried to baron, we could just win. No one ended up replying. ALL 4 of my teammates were farming the jungle. I said "guys come on, we basically just need to stand on bot lane and we win"....nothing. No reply. No anything. Just kept farming. I told them that I can't really do anything, that I need a team to do SOMETHING other than jungle. still....nothing. This is where I give into temptation/anger. I ended up just staying bot the remaining 20 minute until we lost. My team immedaitely blamed me for the loss, and they're pretty correct in that. But it felt so good to return the favor to my teammates for once. It was a blind normal anyway, so I'm not too worried about it.
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"Noob Ali exhausts sona instead of ezreal"
(theoretical QQ from the graves who got me as support alistar, very legit because i have no idea wtf i was thinking)
I ended up getting carried anyway, though graves was mad at me for the rest of the game.
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Come watch me stream queue dodges! twitch.tv/wesleyq 6 FUCKING QUEUE DODGES IN A ROW
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pick jax mid, go feed 0-7 in 5min, quit with the words "I GOT MY PLAT SUCKERS"
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On October 20 2012 09:02 Enki wrote:Show nested quote +On October 20 2012 00:19 57 Corvette wrote:
I'm 90-50 in ranked with Taric, so i think to myself "Might as well go for 100 wins this season"
3 taric picks and 3 losses later I'm extremely mad. Full-retard ADCs in all 3 games T_T I hate that. I had a game like a week ago where I had to play support and my ADC picked trist. Just kept auto-attacking the minions constantly, lane was always pushed to tower. How can you get to level 30 and not realize that its bad to just auto-attack mindlessly? It's not like he was even killing much of them, his cs was fucking garbage. Then when I started telling him not to push the lane so much he gets mad and threatens to leave the game rofl. He eventually left the game. Like wow, i'm trying to help you so you don't blow ass make the team lose and you leave the game? I bet this kid never kept a job long, he would get pissed that people were telling him he wasn't doing things right then just walk off probably. Bright future for this guy. Also my main account is suspended again, woooo. I guess I can't even help my team mates now without being banned. One of my reports was from an ally who said I made that trist leave the game...what the fuck? Ok lesson learned Riot since you are punishing people like they are in elementary school. Ignore everyone on my team at the start and never communicate with them since any inkling of being a dick can get you banned. Thanks, im sure my future teammates will thank you. Starting to remind me of Blizzard from SC2 where you can get banned for profanity, even though they have a fucking filter for it. Either remove it from the game completely or just make it so it marks out any expletive, stop being so damn lazy.
I've supported a Trist that had a similar csing ability in the 1400 bracket. We ended up winning -.-;; Nevermind reaching level 30, these people are crafty man, believe me.
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went 3 games today into 2 d/c player and a 6-1 akali top trashed yorick and proceed to throw game FML WHY????????????
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Go 2-0 Vlad vs Shen, he stacks 3 null magic mantles just to survive
Herp derp don't matta Shen ults bot kills overextended team for a quadra, tower, AND dragon, walks back into lane with Aegis, Mercs, Wits End
Facepalm
Proceed to lose game with the average death of my team:11
My deaths: 5
Game time:22 minutes
#yoloqueue
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On October 21 2012 01:25 MooMooMugi wrote:
Go 2-0 Vlad vs Shen, he stacks 3 null magic mantles just to survive
Herp derp don't matta Shen ults bot kills overextended team for a quadra, tower, AND dragon, walks back into lane with Aegis, Mercs, Wits End
Facepalm
Proceed to lose game with the average death of my team:11
My deaths: 5
Game time:22 minutes
#yoloqueue
LOOOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor mugi.
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#1 "Hey it's Graves Sona against Cait, Cait asks for Soraka support, sure I'll pick it despite it being one of the worst possible support picks for those match-ups. Hm, then I'll play it wrong, get lane ganked for a triple when our jungle comes, and whine all day about the lane when I could have picked using my brains and not blindly following Cait's request."
Also we kill their Sona's oracle, then they chase. Darius coming through mid, I slow him and ping him, then try to join with the team so we can retreat safely. NOPE they stand and fight, and make their retreat route the one Darius' gonna pass through in 2s. Then they whine when they lose the fight horribly to Katarina+Darius in the jungle near Nashor.
#2 Teemo support duoQ botlane. "I'm gold". Well you sure play like a fucking baddy. No wards, mana manip into malady, he and Varus feed all day and then he blames the jungle Cho for "ignoring" them. Varus has half Graves' farm, is always either under his tower or dead, mid and top and jungle are doing fine but with no wards at all except from Cho and me (was top) it's hard to even help them being camped, warded and trying to fight all day.
And of course since they're a retard 1450 + unranked premade, I lose 14 Elo for this. Meh. Losing legit games is one thing, having to grind out to compensate for this kind of retards and climb back to some place where people are better (or at least you see less of their mistakes so you just shrug when they lose instead of facepalming) is really dull.
#3 Jax trashing LS top. Udyr jungle doing fine. Maokai behind thanks to some counterjungling. Ezreal bot loses a lot of farm to Graves, but the supports are Janna and Sona so it's to be expected.
Ezreal never sticks with the team, farming bottom without taking the turret even when he's almost made his farm back. So they go to Nash, he isn't there. And when Cass ults and stuns Morde (fed) and Graves (regular), she ignores Morde right in front of her and steps without casting in the middle of their team to try and reach the Graves. She gets destroyed.
#4 "Pick me Eve I carry" with link to lolking. First pick picks Ez for himself. Third pick gets Blitz, so obviously he's awfully countered (they pick Leona), and "pick me Eve" goes Jax against their Irelia.
We invade, they take our blue, then Jax follows them and tries to 1v2, almost dies, then does random shit, showing how awful a Jax he is, and answers by "Irelia can't be countered" when we ask him why he picked Jax if he doesn't know how to play him, and how he could lose to Irelia.
Blitzcrank lets Ezreal 1v2 in that awful lane (Trist Leona) and comes to mid where he just sits there and does nothing. Oh, yeah, when he can grab people and 1v3 he's happy to feed them.
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I just had a game that was the very definition of ELO hell:
1. Fourth pick doesn't respond to anything in champ select, gets Kayle randomly assigned so my team had to shuffle around to make it work somehow.
2. That Kayle didn't move for the first 3 minutes.
3. Luckily, neither did the enemy Sivir, except she didn't move after she arrived next to her tower where she stood until i hit level 6.
4. Once Kayle actually moved, we got a kill on the lone support Lux and Kayle flamed Lux for that.
5. Kayle starts auto-attacking minions with her AoE splash, making it impossible for me to get good CS.
6. Luckily at this point the enemy Warwick Jungler and Lux Support got into an argument and both ragequit.
7. My team still dies to the enemy Amumu/Katarina combo several times.
We won the 5v3 but it was the most annoying game i've played in a while.
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