EPTWeird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 38
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Karliath
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Skygrinder
Greece241 Posts
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DocM
United States212 Posts
A different history teacher began a discussion about revolution and its conditions. He asked the class, "What happens when you get frustrated, angry, and you dont have any release?" of course someone shouted masturbation. | ||
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Phrost
United States4008 Posts
He was telling a story in class about a fight that broke out in the room and he said how he was trying to break it up but he was afraid of one of the students. I very gracious blurted out that he should have been fine having the racial advantage. He very courtesy laughed it off and reminded me that there are black students in the school too. | ||
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Whitehorse180
United States5 Posts
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Xova
United States342 Posts
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Quake48
United States68 Posts
the girl I had a crush on stopped talking to me  Also last month this girl started playing footsie with me but I realized her feet were all black from her flip flops. I tell her to stop. She stops. I finish my packet in silence. | ||
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Wineandbread
United States2065 Posts
 Time for some sharing of my own as I procrastinate test studying: - I think this is probably 3rd grade, Orchestra class. I have to pee really fucking badly. I hold it in for a good like 30 minutes and finally I give up and decide "meh I'll just let it out it's not like anyone's going to notice" I'm sitting down and I let it out. Pants are wet and everything and I see a puddle of yellow besides a leg of the chair I'm sitting on. Class ends and I walk out, nbd-style. Walk to the bathroom and dry my pants as much as possible before scurrying to my next class. Either people never noticed or somehow I miraculously never got caught. The puddle was pretty big though lol - (I think) 5th grade. Our class (grade) is putting together a chorus. So we're practing the lyrics in the auditorium together and the teacher starts to call us out one by one to do the solo part. 3 or 4 students later, I'm up. I was like, wtf? (all the people before me had pretty decent singing voices) So I try my best. Well, it sounds like a baby antelope being thrown into a meat grinder and half the class is giggling hard through it. Teacher tells me to stop halfway through the solo and moves on to another student. So fucking embarassing for me, go teased for weeks about it (PS I still suck :O) - 8th grade. It's a rainy day and I'm walking outside to my history class. As I'm walking up this metal ramp, I lose my footing and I slip, scrapping my left arm really badly. It's bleeding but I don't really notice, so I just walk into class and sit down. Halfway through class a noticeable pool of blood has built up on my desk and crept into a worksheet I'm doing. I raise my hand and awkwardly state that I'm bleeding. I nab a ton of tissues trying to clean up the mess before I run to the nurse's office. I'm wondering why I didn't feel it earlier.. | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
On February 09 2011 06:07 Danjoh wrote: 11th year (2nd year of highschool I guess), just before christmas holidays, there was a treasure hunt arranged (you know, find odd items, take photoes of people in wierd places, do challenges, bribe the judges... that kind of thing). So we get to a challenge called "Lady and the tramp", wich was to eat a bowl of pasta, with your hand on your back. Now, this was just after dinner, and it was a timed event. So I voulonteer after a while for the task. So as I'm about to start, they explain that there has to be 2 people doing it, and to get full points, there had to be a kiss involved... Now here's the thing, we were a science class, so out of the 40 people that applied for the class, only 3 of them were girls. And since 40 is too big, they split us 2 classes... and all the girls went into the other class... End result, we got the 2nd highest score in that event (out of 10 classes competing). Wich felt really awkward at the time... but a hour later, the challenge "Lights, Camera, Action!" started for us, and that challenge was to make a porn movie, as realistic as possible, the judges supplied us with a dildo, some love cuffs, and condoms... and yes, they would tape it! Now me and the other guy preatty much had a free pass, but damn, one of the guys who we forced to do it was red as a tomato and giggling the entire time. We got lowest score on that challenge since rules said it had to be a guy and a girl, amd tje judges weren't convinced by our hooker costume we made for the tomato guy, and the fact that they didn't want strip down in front of the camera... Wait, what? The school didn't arrange that, did it? That would be kinda fucked up. Either way, to contribute to this awesome thread: Last year my whole class had biology with a teacher that would always put emphasis in completely random places in a sentence. For example, when he told someone to shut up, which he often did, it would sound like so: Sssshuuuut Up! I don't think text does it justice, but it sounded really weird. Anyhow, one day we're in class and the teacher's talking about something or other, meanwhile we see some guy through a window in another classroom, and after looking about himself for a bit, he moons everyone and as we all burst out laughing he runs off. The teacher, having seen none of this, is really confused and says "Fuck it, have a 5 minute break" in his really weird emphasis way and walks out of the classroom. That teacher was pretty unintentionally funny, he once said one of my friends was dumber than a monkey after my friend on a test wrote Gibraltar for a question asking where the cervix it. Also once when he was answering a question from me he said nigger when he probably meant to say negro, I responded with a pokerface and by slowly walking away. Biology was weird. | ||
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UisTehSux
United States693 Posts
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Danjoh
Sweden405 Posts
On February 09 2011 19:26 Attican wrote: Wait, what? The school didn't arrange that, did it? That would be kinda fucked up. + Show Spoiler + Either way, to contribute to this awesome thread: Last year my whole class had biology with a teacher that would always put emphasis in completely random places in a sentence. For example, when he told someone to shut up, which he often did, it would sound like so: Sssshuuuut Up! I don't think text does it justice, but it sounded really weird. Anyhow, one day we're in class and the teacher's talking about something or other, meanwhile we see some guy through a window in another classroom, and after looking about himself for a bit, he moons everyone and as we all burst out laughing he runs off. The teacher, having seen none of this, is really confused and says "Fuck it, have a 5 minute break" in his really weird emphasis way and walks out of the classroom. That teacher was pretty unintentionally funny, he once said one of my friends was dumber than a monkey after my friend on a test wrote Gibraltar for a question asking where the cervix it. Also once when he was answering a question from me he said nigger when he probably meant to say negro, I responded with a pokerface and by slowly walking away. Biology was weird. The students arranged it, some teachers were involved in some of the competitions. I got to do a staring competition with my math teacher, he was fairly intimidating, 60+ old, and then suddenly he starts to look all flirty and get closer and kiss me, that's where I resigned! Not sure if they were of all the goals tho. Everything was optional and after school, but everyone who showed up was really competetive. A challenge we didn't manage to convince anyone to do was to let a female judge feel a erected penis. Final challenge between the 3 top classes was to create a long snake out of the clothes you were wearing (4 competitors per class). The seniors had obviusly heard about this challenge beforehand, even tho it was a secret, since all 4 of those guys came dressed in like 4 layers of cloth, including 2 stockings wich "accidently" ripped and became quite long. Special rule said that if you weren't wearing anything at all in the end, you were allowed to use your body as part of the snake, and 3 of the seniors did just that. | ||
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Rylaji
Sweden580 Posts
On February 09 2011 19:52 Danjoh wrote: The students arranged it, some teachers were involved in some of the competitions. I got to do a staring competition with my math teacher, he was fairly intimidating, 60+ old, and then suddenly he starts to look all flirty and get closer and kiss me, that's where I resigned! Not sure if they were of all the goals tho. Everything was optional and after school, but everyone who showed up was really competetive. A challenge we didn't manage to convince anyone to do was to let a female judge feel a erected penis. Final challenge between the 3 top classes was to create a long snake out of the clothes you were wearing (4 competitors per class). The seniors had obviusly heard about this challenge beforehand, even tho it was a secret, since all 4 of those guys came dressed in like 4 layers of cloth, including 2 stockings wich "accidently" ripped and became quite long. Special rule said that if you weren't wearing anything at all in the end, you were allowed to use your body as part of the snake, and 3 of the seniors did just that. This must have been some sort of "nolling" tho right? | ||
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HaeHei
United Kingdom162 Posts
but ye i went to an all boys school and in the changing rooms of last year there was this dude that would get naked and run around and start waving "IT" at you.... on time my friend spotted him run across the chaning room naked and went ewwwwwwwwwwwwww and i caught a glimse and was like OMFG!!! then everybody in the changing room ran btw this guy who gets naked is not gay and has a really hot GF... maybe he bi-sexual? lol i dunno.. Q_Q funny but disturbing moment in my life | ||
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Danjoh
Sweden405 Posts
On February 09 2011 20:00 Rylaji wrote: This must have been some sort of "nolling" tho right? No, was arranged by the school counsel (council?), halfway through my 2nd year of Gymnasium (Equivalant of highschool). Anyone from the Teknik or Natur-program was allowed to compete, your class was your team. So a total of 12 teams (there were 2 classes in each yeargroup) were eligable, 10 showed up, and a few from the 2 remaining classes showed up just to watch, but weren't enough to compete. There was a prize, but I can't remember what it was, the honor was the most important thing anyway. Edit: to make it more clear.. The school counsel had representives from each class, so the challenge where your classmates were the judges, you preatty much automatically got max points. Oh yea, another flashback from that night... Challenge "Take it all off", shave or wax of hair from your body. The location and method decided the points... All judges there were females, so it was preatty obvius what had to be done.. But we settled with shaving 2 guys hair in a really ridiculs way, and waxed of a eyebrow (he had lost the other eyebrow the weekend before when passing out drunk). And as we were about to leave, the judges comments were "Was that all?" And we got lowest points =/ | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
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BritishBeef
United Kingdom372 Posts
Needless to say i had a couple of funny incidents when ppl msg'd me back or pulled me saying do i know you?? | ||
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Zinnwaldite
Norway1567 Posts
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Zinnwaldite
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Kinky
United States4126 Posts
In my sophomore year of high school, there was this girl who always came late to my math class and she sat closer to the front and to the row next to mine. This girl wasn't hot, she was a fat spanish chick and for some reason always wore pants that didn't fit her. Whenever she sat down, her disgusting asscrack showed and she was in my line of sight to the blackboard. Not a fun class. In my junior year, we had this class where we sat in rows. I sat next to my friend and to the right was this hot french chick. One day she leaned over and turned to her right to talk to her friend and my friend and I got the nicest view of her ass and her thong. I was going to take a picture for memory's sake but I missed the chance. Then in my senior year, I sat behind this cute asian girl that I've been eyeing through all of high school but never made contact with. Our desks had these metal grates under them to put books in but I always used it as a footrest because I have long legs. For some reason or another, I ended up accidentally brushing her ass with my leg whenever I did it. This made things super awkward because I thought she was thinking I was a perv or something for doing this on purpose, on multiple occasions. I never could strike up a convo with her | ||
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HardCorey
United States709 Posts
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