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Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 36
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pred470r
Bulgaria3265 Posts
I'll add more stories later when I have some free time. | ||
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jester-
Canada547 Posts
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duncan.mc
United States231 Posts
Haha, good times. | ||
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KimboS1ice
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staplestf2
United States147 Posts
I had a metal fab. class in high school with one of my cousins friends and she was pretty good looking. She would do thing like ask me if i liked her panties or the bra she was wearing that day and lean against my back with her chest. I'm not sure why she did this stuff but every time she did I blushed and had to go take a seat to hide my boner. maybe i should have asked her out idk This other girl I had 3 out of 4 classes with we were pretty good friends. I asked her out in an E-mail and I was the l was the laughing stock of like 10 people and friend zoned. In an American Sign Language class i sat in the back and in front of me sat 3 girls 2 of them really good looking. Well they never wore pants that went up all the way. so I could see their panties one always wore a thong and the other wore something with more coverage. Well one day they decide to turn around and talk to me and ask why i'm always so quiet. So i open my mouth to talk and all that comes out is a squeak. They giggle a little as I clear my throat. Then i tell one of them they kinda look like a guy i know. Needless to say that didn't sit well but they didn't make a big deal of it.(really nice girls for not making fun of me by this point) We go on talking for about 5 minutes then the then bell rings. I leap out of my chair and stretch leaning back so my waist is the is way in front of the rest of my body eyes closed.(they are still looking back at this point and talking) Everything they go silent... I open my eyes and see them all staring at my waist. I smile then look down my zipper was down with my raging boner sticking out of the fly. Still under my underwear. I start to run out of the class room and trip on a desk. I got up and ran to the bathroom and cried. I never heard about it again i'm glad they didn't just tell everyone about it. I'm like the shyest guy ever btw | ||
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whiteguycash
United States476 Posts
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Lowell
Germany346 Posts
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Nukid
United States240 Posts
 . I ejaculated only 3 mins in, it was very embarassing. | ||
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luckyseven
179 Posts
On February 08 2011 23:48 MasonosaM wrote: Most embarrassing moment in school. In 7th or 8th grade I was talking with a couple friends in band class, and somehow it got into a conversation about being circumsized n stuff. I don't even remember how the conversation went, but it got to where I asked "how can you masterbate if you are circumsized?" One of the dudes then proceeds to start babbling to the hottest girls there about what I said, everyone was laughing, I was mortified. >_> i wondered the same thing after i heard wtf circumcision is | ||
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luckyseven
179 Posts
On February 08 2011 23:53 Trombpwn wrote: In 8th grade I was in German class having a conversation with two fairly attractive girls (not super mega-hot or anything, but still good looking) and out of fucking nowhere, a booger just explodes out of my nose and lands on the floor. I had to get up and grab a tissue to wipe it up. Their looks of disgust were completely humiliating. At least I can laugh about it now! haha, omg, to this day every fucking time i sneeze (and sometimes cough) i have to check my hands and surrounding area to make sure i didnt gob on something/myself, its awful >___< | ||
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luckyseven
179 Posts
On February 09 2011 00:27 AzarIntrets wrote: This is not my embarasing moment but, somewhere in the first or second year of secondary education, a girl in my class woul say "orgasm" instead of "organism" when reading up a text. Yep... my mother says orgasm instead of organism.........said it when we were in school too.....*sigh* | ||
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KimJongChill
United States6429 Posts
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luckyseven
179 Posts
On February 09 2011 00:52 Terranist wrote: we used an unabridged version of 'White Fang' in eighth grade english. during class read along to the audiobook, the word "niggerheads" was used to describe snowy mountains. my friend and i erupted in laughter that got us sent out of class. none of my classmates understood what was so funny at the time either. brings back memories of that age of innocence. in HS we did a week of wrestling as part of gym class. it was KotH style and nobody wanted to participate in clenching and rolling around with another man, except for one kid who did end up wrestling and got an erection mid way through. the whole class laughed at him nonstop. ah damn, these remind me of two.... i went along to rugby training and they tried to put me (skinny nerd) in the scrum so i could try it. 2-4 of those other boys in rugby training went on to play regionally (BIG guys). so i went in my first scrum then came out and said "im not doing that anymore, its way too gay" and didnt. LoooooL. around 12 year old, our class tutor was chritsian religious guy who looks/sounds like cptn kirk. so one morning we all sitting there in tutor time and hes reading from the bible. something about jesus being naked on the cross, idk. anyway coz i was a mentalist i started uncontrollably cracking up at wat he was saying (no1 else was). suddenly, the teacher stands up, SLAMS the fuckin bible on the desk, and yells HOW DARE U LAUGH IN THE FACE OF GOD (or smt). thinking back, that was pretty fucking nuts. he sent me out the room and i started crying from shock. my german teacher (rugby player) grabbed me my by the shoulders and pushed me against a wall while screaming in my face because i was complaining (whining) about having too much homework. people really dont like me............... | ||
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turdburgler
England6749 Posts
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matko5
Croatia385 Posts
Crisis averted. Most embarassing was farting in class, everyone laughed, forgot tommorrow. | ||
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luckyseven
179 Posts
On February 09 2011 01:50 jester- wrote: I kept pop cans in my locker in grade 8. Had a mighty collection of about 150 cans neatly stacked until some dick walked by and threw them all over the hallway. God damn that was embarrassing, teacher was walking by and made me go get a recycling bin to throw them all out. looool , i used to collect NickNak (potato chip) packs......would be so proud when i had 5 of them stuffed in my school blazier (probably didnt smell great) | ||
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Dark-Storm
Canada334 Posts
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VeNoM HaZ Skill
United States1528 Posts
1. In elementary school we were playing Red Rover in gym. When they call me over I started to run over, and my friend thought it would be hilarious to raise his arm. I ended up flat on my back bleeding profusely out of my nose. My first time being clotheslined... 2. You know this ones real because this is just to fucked up to be made up... In my middle school gym class we had the distinct pleasure of having the mentally challenged kids in our class. Well one day while we were warming up, their 'babysitter' had to use the bathroom, so she decided it would be ok to leave them alone for like 10 minutes. So, in the middle of the warm up, out of nowhere comes this piercing shriek... The 7'2 mentally challenged girl had her hands down the 3'11 kids pants (i actually knew him because his brother was on my lax team). The one thing I specifically remember was the face the chick was making. The perfect "Hurr, hurr, hurr" laughing face while she molesting this kid. So anyways the teacher runs back to try to stop it but the mountain of a girl starts trying to punch her ass out with one hand, while the other hand is still down the boys pants. His screech goes up until its hovering in between frequencies audible by humans and only by dogs(so basically the one of the worst noises you will ever hear). The babysitter returns, and claps her hands. The girl immediately pulls her hand out of the boys pants and runs over to give the babysitter a hug. Not even kidding... 3. In freshman year of college I took basic Chem. I ended starting to date the girl who sat next to me in the lab. We were always screwing around when we had nothing to do, and I dont know why but the professor had it in for me. So one day we were waiting for something to finish reacting and I dropped my pencil under the lab bench. I really can't explain why, but I actually went under the lab bench to grab it. While I was under there I started to play around with her feet(don't ask), and after about a minute she kicked me and whispered 'she's coming'. So I immediately go to stand up and smack my head against the lab bench above, and my head ends up between my girlfriend's legs. The professor proceeds to pull me out of the class, and with the door still wide open starts to yell "You disgusting pervert... How dare you do that in my class, blah, blah, blah...." If somebody had told me there was a male version of the 'walk of shame' before that class, I would have laughed at them... | ||
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brum
Hungary187 Posts
It was monday and the class room smelled of something similiar to dogshit. A few classes later after everyone checked the bottom of their shoes we found the cause. They used to give out free cans of chocolate drinks, and we always grabbed like 2-3 of them since some people didn't take theirs. Apparently i forgot that i stashed one can in the back of my desk ~3 days before and it had some time to rot over the weekend. It was pretty embarrassing after i had to clean out my whole desk. | ||
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Order
Lithuania231 Posts
----- Another time was like in 6th grade or something like that when puberty had just kicked in. All the guys in the class where taking pictures of girls panties with their phones. I was the only guy in the class that had Internet connection back then (WOW! This makes me feel so old :D, shit I'm only 20 years old!) so I was talking to some girls online therefore I was kinda good friends with most of them. And being a good friend and a gentelman that I was I didnt get into the whole taking picture of panties in class thing. But I really liked this girl in my class and I was sitting just behind her in math. And this one day she leans over her desk to discuss math with someone in front of her and her thong is really far way out of the pants by now. Every guy started waving their hands to me to take a picture cause like half her butt was naked and back then it was a big deal :D so I take out my phone and take this picture...... with the loudest photo-taking sound EVER. ----- Another time I came into the class and then someone said we were supposed to write a test on something which I knew nothing about. I got kinda scared and someone suggested locking the door from the inside, so I did just that. My oh my, was the teacher pissed! | ||
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