EPTI think embarrassment and boredom were the two feelings that defined my whole childhood. I have no memories of being a child where I'm not experiencing one or both of those. Man being an adult fuckin' rocks.
Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 35
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
I think embarrassment and boredom were the two feelings that defined my whole childhood. I have no memories of being a child where I'm not experiencing one or both of those. Man being an adult fuckin' rocks. | ||
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MasonosaM
United States74 Posts
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Trombpwn
United States20 Posts
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Robellicose
England245 Posts
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ChaseR
Norway1004 Posts
On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote: Oh high school boners... Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here. She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more. After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD" | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
In 3rd grade we had some math exercise. It was a bunch of multiplication questions on one sheet of paper, like 100 or so. We'd start with the paper turned down, and when the teacher said go, flip it over quickly and do them as fast as possible. Usually it was just for fun, but me and my friends would always try to see which of us was the fastest. One day there was a prize for first place, and it was this really cute poster of a cat. I really wanted it, and the boy sitting next to me said he'd give it to me if he won. And then HE DID win, and kept it for himself -.-;;; I WILL NEVER FORGIVE! I WANTED THAT GODDAMN CAT POSTER. Another time... in probably 9th or 10th grade, I was in a science class of some sort, bio I think. Anyway I got seated next to the hot popular girl, with her tiny little waist and fucking perfect perky little tits, *rage*. I was always the nerdy one, but anyway. I was quite blatantly playing games on my calculator in the middle of class, and the teacher notices and casually strolls over to me. "What do you have there?" she asks. *pokerface* "oh we went over this stuff last year and I think I still have some old notes on my calculator, I'm trying to find them." *open up the code for one of my games* "Sorry I used to use my calculator to take notes when I forgot my notebook". *teacher stares at me* *pokerface* "Alright, well just so long as you aren't playing games during class." "Oh of course not, I don't even have any games on here!" Teacher walks away and the popular girl turns to me and was like "wow that was really cool." And then I was friends with one of the popular kids for like 2 weeks before she went back to being too cool to be seen with me fml. | ||
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AzarIntrets
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craz3d
Bulgaria856 Posts
On September 25 2008 14:27 OmgIRok wrote: Just curious about other fellow TLer's school lives. Anything weird, embarrassing, or perverted thing ever happen ? For me it's health class.... Being the immature 13 year old that I was (And almost every other guy in the class) , we were forced to say the word "Penis" until it wasn't funny. I didn't know that the teachers were that arrogant... Gave up after 2 weeks >.> It took a VERY LONG TIME.  Thanks for the Feature on Pony Express  Lovin' It!Ahaha, I remember in grade 3-4 we learned the word erection. For about a week after that all you could here was us saying, "Erection... KABOOOOOOM." | ||
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Iyerbeth
England2410 Posts
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JustQuitWarcraftIII
United States679 Posts
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tGFuRy
United States537 Posts
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Terranist
United States2496 Posts
in HS we did a week of wrestling as part of gym class. it was KotH style and nobody wanted to participate in clenching and rolling around with another man, except for one kid who did end up wrestling and got an erection mid way through. the whole class laughed at him nonstop. | ||
Kinky
United States4126 Posts
During my high school freshman year, the transit system in NY was holding a strike and since pretty much everyone took public transportation to our school, a lot of people either got to school super late or didn't go at all. Some of my friends and I were chilling before first period because we got there super early anyway. It suddenly crossed our minds that there was practically no one in the school at the time and we really wanted to see what the inside of a girl's bathroom was like. It was that age... So I decide to lead the charge and I also started a video on my camera phone, and I walk in with one friend behind me while saying something like "We're about to enter the sacred sanctuary of the girl's bathroom" when all of a sudden there's this brunette at the sink doing her makeup. Now this was totally unexpected. There wasn't supposed to be ANYONE there. So what was my backup plan? I RAN THE FUCK OUT OUT OF THERE, and in the process I shoved the friend behind me on the floor and I tripped over him while trying to jump over him. We didn't get in trouble or get caught or anything but it was just a hilarious memory. My camera phone was recording the whole thing, even the part where I tripped over my friend. Sadly that phone got stolen shortly after and I couldn't get the video for future laughs | ||
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KasPra
Estonia983 Posts
In the sixth grade that one time my classmate was in the middle of drawing some kind of a bus filled with retards (it was funny at the time), we all swarmed around him and laughed until i blasted out a massive fart out of nowhere. There was about a 10 - second silence and then they all bursted into laughter. What's awesome is that i actually calmed them all down and being the "intelligent fucker of minds" i was, i convinced them all into not telling anyone since i was afraid of bullies and people making fun of me. I talked to them about 10 minutes about friendship and what you would expect of people and stuff so they eventually felt pretty shitty about laughing at me and apologized. They never told anyone. | ||
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Veil
Korea (South)42 Posts
_ild_o Let's just say i didn't shout out Bilbo, if you know what i mean. Honestly I really didn't know what I had said at that moment at that time lol. What one letter can do... wow. Also in undergrad in this film class, we were watching a French psychological suspense film. By in no means was this film funny in any way. There were two particular scenes in this movie where a chicken got decapitated with a meat cleaver and a separate scene later where a guy slits his own throat. One student in this 150 student class laughed at both scenes. When I mean laughed, I mean laughed for a whole minute non-stop like some psychopath. I don't know who it was, but everyone in class was pretty scared when he was laughing during the film at those scenes. Still gives me goosebumps. | ||
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Vashuta
United States3 Posts
I was cool with the professor, so during his office hours I asked if he heard anyone screaming during lecture. It turns out he had only three hours of sleep total for the previous five days, and he actually fell asleep while simultaneously giving the lecture. I don't know how the hell that's even possible - he was asking me if anyone noticed. Never heard me screaming. | ||
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Kurr
Canada2338 Posts
Unfortunately, someone missed and kicked the ball around the same part of the wall so they guy playing goalie ran to get it, getting hit right in the head from my rock. It opened up his forehead and he was bleeding like mad. Oops. I got a note for "throwing rocks" in my agenda... didn't even get talked by from the principal. -While doing research in 8th grade me and a friend used the class computer while most people went down to the computer lab. In the history, we found porn sites. Pretty hilarious, I remember the name of the sites  -In 9th grade in the middle of gym class after running around, we all had to sit in a circle to listen to the teacher talk for a while. I needed to fart really badly and tried to hold it in but that only served to make it 10x louder (seriously the loudest fart I ever farted). There was instant silence for like 5 seconds followed by huge laughter (like 60 people in the class including a ton of hot chicks) then all my friends around me just moved away and I was left alone lol. Next day some stoner who was still confused asks me "so who shat their pants yesterday anyway?". Pretty awkward. Oh yeah and it was made worse by the teacher (a 60 year old lesbian) spending the next 10 minutes explaining why farts are natural. -All of highschool, this one guy at my table would always get an empty nacho bowl (just some cheap styrofoam bowl) blown on his head by our other friends... not sure how that started but people always bought nachos without sauce for that because he hated it so much. During the last year of highschool, someone decided to use a bowl with sauce. Guy was so pissed, he even cried about it. -Not technically school but while playing baseball on a t-ball team when I was like 5 or 6 years old, the coaching staff told me I had to stop people from running by (I was first base). I misunderstood what he meant. When someone came the first time, I achieved my goal of stopping him by throwing sand in his eyes and punching him in the face. I think I did pretty well. Some more from an awesome teacher : -The 8th graders were visiting our highschool (grades 9-12) one day and I was in french class with a pretty chill teacher. He decided to have some fun and calls up a guy to the front of the class. He whispered a few things to him and he agreed. A few minutes later the 8th graders walk by and they start their plan. The teacher starts YELLING really loud at the guy that he's going to have him suspended and that he's in so much freaking trouble and the guy just blasts from the class running. The 8th graders looked freaking petrified. We spent the rest of the class laughing and the guy came back like 5 minutes later. -Same teacher : a girl sitting in front was wearing a super skimpy skirt and since he was in front he could pretty much see everything. Instead of telling her to dress more appropriately, he calls her up to the front of the class and asks her to deliver a note to another teacher for him. He told us later that the note said "look at what this chick is wearing ahaha" or something to the equivalent of that. What an awesome dude. | ||
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jester-
Canada547 Posts
Thought my gf was down for some girl-girl with her friend. I broached the subject with her and she got super pissed and I was forced to play the, "I was just kidding obviously" card. Was having sex with my ex in my car when cops rolled up on us. She asked wtf is that light, I told her it was a suv driving by. Kept going until the cop walked up and tapped on my window. We got caught I think 4 other times by cops in my car, really weak ass shit in Canada because they make you separate and ask her if shes being raped, etc. Was at my gf's house for family Christmas party. For some reason she got all hot and bothered and wanted to shag in the middle of her basement living room when there was ~50 people upstairs. I was like WTF NO THANKS. Some convincing later we are b@nging in her basement living room, no cover, no blankets. Sure enough her mom walks in while I'm pounding the shit out of her. Ugh was so not cool. Oh... School stories... Hm... There was this insanely hot chick in my woodshop class who's best friend was this stoner guy. One day she wore a summer dress with literally nothing underneath it. There was a type of loft thing in the room and they were sitting at a table under it. He kept getting her to position in such a way that we could all see her tits, nipples and all just chilling there. Ah yeah, that was a good class. Probably 12-15 nerds all standing together with boners in woodshop. Was in gym class one day playing football. For some reason this hot chick, name is Jade c'mon now, was quarterback on my team. So we're all lined up ready to do the play and she's walking around behind us waiting to get in position. She walks up behind me, reaches through my legs and grabs my dick. I'm just sitting there like hmm, wtf. I turned and look at her and she just smiles then goes and huts the ball. Weird encounter from a girl I'd hardly even talked to. Funny story. This rich kid in my school always drove his dads Mercedes convertible to school, ripping it everywhere. One day, when we all got let out to lunch (think 800+ people), he flies up to this 4 way stop and does a giant drift turning left. He over corrects on the turn, then over corrects again and ends up crashing into a giant bush-type fence right infront of the school. He has rosatia and it made his face like a lava type color he was so embarrassed. Ahh have to add one more: In grade 8 there was this very mentally handicapped girl named Tiffy who had a football she was obsessed with. The dicks in our school used to do all kinds of stupid shit like throwing it at her fast as hell because she'd always try and catch it (usually would take it right in the face because she was slow as hell). Anyway, one day in the winter some dude took her football and threw it in the river at our school. Sure enough, she dives into the river and goes floating downstream trying to get her football. AFAIK she caught up to it ~10 minutes down the river and walked back to school in -15 degree weather. The guy got expelled, deserved it too. Well, there's my first post :O | ||
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Kenderson
Canada280 Posts
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jester-
Canada547 Posts
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