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ThePieRate
United States263 Posts
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KevinIX
United States2472 Posts
On February 09 2011 04:37 ThePieRate wrote: In freshman year I was in my spanish 1 class and our teacher was teaching us the verb to come. He says the word the goes "Its means to come like she came, he came, he comes and she comes". I immediately burst out laughing and every turns to look at me which made me laugh even harder. Then my friend next to me starts laughing and we both couldn't stop. We both got sent out of the class room because we couldn't stop laughing. Lol. Reminds me of the jokers in my Latin class who couldn't get over the word cum... | ||
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Jomz
United Kingdom117 Posts
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Clare
United States372 Posts
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LambtrOn
United States671 Posts
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luckyseven
179 Posts
On February 09 2011 05:49 Redneck! wrote: This was actually not mine but one of my friends' embarassing moments. Our school gave out laptops every year, and one of the teachers there has a program that "spys" whatever is on someone elses computer. One of my friends was sitting there taking notes on a word doc, and he typed out "(Teacher's name) is a cum guzzler!" and showed one of the other kids in that class. Little did he know that the computer guy was watching his computer at that time, so he got into trouble for it. He apologized and the teacher was pretty cool about it. my school had this spy software too, i somehow found one of the teachers was watching me (or maybe the IT technician mini teacher guy) so i opened MSPaint, drew a shit picture of a dog/horse, then went to the school website photos and lifted the head of the main IT teacher woman onto the dog. they actually suspended my computer account 2-3 times for stuff like that and suspended a friends account when i started using his. being a geek is epic lols. | ||
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Danjoh
Sweden405 Posts
We teased him for that for forever, when we were younger because it was so random, when we got older and less mature, because it was sexual inuendo. ------------- Fast forward to 8th grade, physics class, we were having a exam, this guy comes in 10 minutes late and goes "WTF, nobody told me there was a test!" teacher tried to convince him, I was annoyed and just said "She told us about the test a week ago, that day you came about 5 minutes late". To my surprise, he just said "oh", and sat down and took the test. 2 weeks later, in a swedish class, we were having a discussion about something (I'm usually a quiet guy, so when I say something, people listened and took it as absolute truth, rumor was I never lied also, wich wasn't true, I was just really good at lying). So anyway, I'm in the middle of laying out my argument, when I girl in class I've rarely spoken to comes up and interrupts me with "And why do you even keep track of how late people are!?". I was speechless for a moment while she stormed out, then I remembered what she was talking about and explained to the others around the table that the guy always was 5-10 minutes late to physics classes. I'm surprised nobody else noticed. ------------ 11th year (2nd year of highschool I guess), just before christmas holidays, there was a treasure hunt arranged (you know, find odd items, take photoes of people in wierd places, do challenges, bribe the judges... that kind of thing). So we get to a challenge called "Lady and the tramp", wich was to eat a bowl of pasta, with your hand on your back. Now, this was just after dinner, and it was a timed event. So I voulonteer after a while for the task. So as I'm about to start, they explain that there has to be 2 people doing it, and to get full points, there had to be a kiss involved... Now here's the thing, we were a science class, so out of the 40 people that applied for the class, only 3 of them were girls. And since 40 is too big, they split us 2 classes... and all the girls went into the other class... End result, we got the 2nd highest score in that event (out of 10 classes competing). Wich felt really awkward at the time... but a hour later, the challenge "Lights, Camera, Action!" started for us, and that challenge was to make a porn movie, as realistic as possible, the judges supplied us with a dildo, some love cuffs, and condoms... and yes, they would tape it! Now me and the other guy preatty much had a free pass, but damn, one of the guys who we forced to do it was red as a tomato and giggling the entire time. We got lowest score on that challenge since rules said it had to be a guy and a girl, amd tje judges weren't convinced by our hooker costume we made for the tomato guy, and the fact that they didn't want strip down in front of the camera... -------------- Now this I've only heard 2nd hand, but from multiple sources who claimed to have seen it first hand (also 11th year)... There was this girl who went into a toilet with one of those coca cola bottles (the glass kind). She was masturbating in the toilet using the bottle, but the because of the vacuum created in the bottle, it got stuck, and she couldn't get it out herself... So she had to do a walk of shame, from the toilet, through a 40 meter long corridor, down the stairs, 40 meters through another corridor into the nurses office, with the bottle between her legs... I don't think she came back to school any more... --------------- And the last one, on our last year, a few months before graduating, there is a rumour about a former classmate of one of my current classmate had auditioned as a porn actress... People called bullshit, but she was hot, so people decided to do some research. And 2 days later, they found her audition tape on the web, so 10 guys gathered up at the first best computer (wich was the library computer, completely visible from the corridor) looking up the webpage (name was a wordplay on fame factory, that's all I remember). Watching her audition tape, and then she walks by behind us in the corridor, we cheered, she pretended she didn't see it and walked on. | ||
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Joementum
787 Posts
I'm in PE which is a class of about 200 students mixed with all Freshman through Seniors. We were playing volleyball at the time and it was a Monday so the teachers had the nets down to the floor for some reason. Now, normally, we go under the nets because it's the easiest way to go to the locker rooms, but we couldn't this time. We had to go over them. The nets weren't even that tall. I could step over them if I wanted, but that's not how I roll. I jog over to the nets and attempt to jump over the net. My right foot makes it over fine, but then my left foot gets caught in the net and face plant. My foot got caught in the net for a few seconds while a class of 200 students looks on and just laughed at me. My friend, who was right next to me actually dropped to the floor laughing. After about 45 minutes, P.E. is finished and we're heading out of the gym and we have to either walk around the nets or over them again since they put them down for whatever reason... again. You know what I did? That's right. I tried jumping over the damn net. Same god damn thing happened. My friend almost pissed himself laughing that time. Luckily, we were one of the few people left int he locker room and only a few of the guys saw me face plant a second time. One of the jocks that I spoke to occasionally actually felt bad for me the 2nd time and helped me out. Embarrassing... I never tried that again. In College about a week ago: I'm in my Macroeconomics class and our Professor told us we had to buy clickers so we could answer her daily quiz questions. Almost everyone came prepared that day except for a few students that decided to leave their clickers on that hard shell plastic packaging that is impossible to rip apart. Instead of opening it up at home, they decided to bring the clickers with them from home brand new. Really smart of them, huh? The professor notices a girl in the front with her clicker still in the package and asks out loud "Does anybody have a knife?" About 30 of the 35 students started muttering "Who the hell would have a knife in school?!" I raise my hand a little late and she doesn't notice, nor does any other student, so instead of just shouting, "I DO! I DO!" I just get up and walk over to the girl having trouble. As I'm walking up to her, I take out my pocket knife and it flings open with the assisted opening mechanism. The girl looked at me with wide eyes and was just terrified. I don't know what the hell she thought I was going to do to her. I was just trying to help, but apparently, the way I walked up to her and took out my knife scared her half to death. I tried handing her the knife so she could open up the packaging and she just stared at it for a few seconds and then back at me. She still had that "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT 12" HUNTING KNIFE" look on her face. I take back my knife, open up the shit for her and walk away. Half the class looks at me while I walk to my seat and then someone asks if they can use my knife. Talk about being in an awkward situation. It was only a pocket knife that was 3" long and according to college regulations, we're allowed to carry a pocket knife 3" or less in length anywhere on campus. O_O I'm now the bad guy in the class that everyone thinks will hurt them. I don't think the girl will ever look at me like a regular person ever again. | ||
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nTwLegy
Croatia63 Posts
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Kinky
United States4126 Posts
-a bra (this was found hanging on the door hinges of the girl's changing room...) -random dirty clothes -a moldy bagel -4 year expired coconut jelly -soundboards -McDonalds -textbooks Needless to say, by the end of our school year that locker was truly a mess and it reeked a horrid smell. None of us wanted to clean it out so on the last day of class we just took the lock off and left it alone. | ||
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Clare
United States372 Posts
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BrenttheGreat
United States150 Posts
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itsdatgz
United States2 Posts
Then during my trouble Junior years at high school I was in chemistry class. I hated the class ALOT as well as the teacher so I ended up sleeping through every class. One time I was in such a deep sleep that I woke up 15 minutes after the class ended with no one in there and late to PE... I walked around the school with blood shot eyes and everyone was giving me the stare like I was high or something. | ||
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redoxx
United States333 Posts
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
Everyone looked at her with her hand down her pants. She ignoerd us. The teacher told her to use the bathroom. It took her an awfully long time to get back. | ||
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
One day, I'm talking with one of her best friends. She's a really eccentric person and won't stop talking, and, being the asshole that I am, I just start to zone out and pretend to listen when I'm not. So, I was completely out of it when she starts talking about this girl from my math class (who is one of her best friends). Eventually, she turns to me and asks, "So, what do you think of her?" Without any thought, I immediately come to and respond quickly by yelling "PERFECT ass!" If everyone didn't find it so funny, it would've been pretty damn awkward (>.>) (<.<) | ||
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annul
United States2841 Posts
it was awesome. | ||
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FishFuzz99
United States152 Posts
On February 09 2011 06:30 Joementum wrote: In College about a week ago: I'm in my Macroeconomics class and our Professor told us we had to buy clickers so we could answer her daily quiz questions. Almost everyone came prepared that day except for a few students that decided to leave their clickers on that hard shell plastic packaging that is impossible to rip apart. Instead of opening it up at home, they decided to bring the clickers with them from home brand new. Really smart of them, huh? The professor notices a girl in the front with her clicker still in the package and asks out loud "Does anybody have a knife?" About 30 of the 35 students started muttering "Who the hell would have a knife in school?!" I raise my hand a little late and she doesn't notice, nor does any other student, so instead of just shouting, "I DO! I DO!" I just get up and walk over to the girl having trouble. As I'm walking up to her, I take out my pocket knife and it flings open with the assisted opening mechanism. The girl looked at me with wide eyes and was just terrified. I don't know what the hell she thought I was going to do to her. I was just trying to help, but apparently, the way I walked up to her and took out my knife scared her half to death. I tried handing her the knife so she could open up the packaging and she just stared at it for a few seconds and then back at me. She still had that "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT 12" HUNTING KNIFE" look on her face. I take back my knife, open up the shit for her and walk away. Half the class looks at me while I walk to my seat and then someone asks if they can use my knife. Talk about being in an awkward situation. It was only a pocket knife that was 3" long and according to college regulations, we're allowed to carry a pocket knife 3" or less in length anywhere on campus. O_O I'm now the bad guy in the class that everyone thinks will hurt them. I don't think the girl will ever look at me like a regular person ever again. I don't know why people freak out over things like that. I've never had anyone give me crap, but I haven't had a situation like that. | ||
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Whitehorse180
United States5 Posts
In sociology in high school, our teacher was a bit of a MILF. Not actually hot, but better than any other teacher I had, and she had a sweeeeeeeet ass. Anyway, one day she was putting a vhs (old skool) into the tv. The TV was on one of those mounts in the corner, and because she was short, she had to reach up. This gave her rear a very nice shape in her black yoga type pants. I turn around to one of my friends (with whom I had had discussions about the teachers ass) a few seats away and said, "badonkadonk" in a normal speaking volume. I thought she would have no idea what I was talking about.... but she did. Commence awkward scolding. In that same class, we were talking about some sort of huge horn and the teacher mimed like she was holding it. It looked like she was giving a BJ, so naturally I turned to that same friend when I thought she wasn't looking and did the full on blowing motion. Of course she turned around and saw. More awkward scolding. I think my weirdest moment was in astronomy. We were horrible to our teacher, and she hated us to the point of asking other teachers who we didn't bother to tell us to take it easy on her. One day we were working on stuff around the room while she was talking to someone at her desk. I went up to the front table where her water bottle was and started to poke holes around the top of it with a tack so it would pour out on her. She saw me holding the bottle, and thought I was poisoning it. She started screaming at me about how it was a felony to tamper with people's food, and I kept denying it, and saying she could safely drink it. Luckily, she just threw it away, otherwise I think there would have been more yelling. | ||
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Yung
United States727 Posts
EDIT: Also one time i was showing how to do somthing in gym and my coach said somthing about putting somthing around your chest then stopped talking for like 30 seconds and when we were leaving my freind told me he was staring at my man boobs for that time. | ||
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