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jw232
United States157 Posts
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HuskyMUDKIPZ
228 Posts
Talking with Cute girl that I like Go to affectionately put my hand on her shoulder boob "So, I guess I am grabbing your boob" "Yep" "Cool beans" We laughed, but I got to grab boob. Ended up playing strip quarters with this girl and a few friends a few years later, the awkwardness was totally worth what she was hiding. | ||
Kinky
United States4126 Posts
In my 6th grade bio class, we were watching a video called "The Miracle of Life" which basically documented in great detail, childbirth. Towards the end of the video, they show an uncensored clip of a child coming out of a woman's vagina, and when the film ended, our teacher rewinded the tape for the next class without stopping it first. For those of you who know VCR's, this makes it so that the whole video is played backwards, and so once the video got to the childbirth clip, everyone in the class saw a baby getting pushed back into the woman's vagina. It was disgusting/hilarious at the same time. The strange thing is, this SAME EXACT THING happened to me again in my high school health class. I swear it's a conspiracy. | ||
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Glueburn
United States496 Posts
First with the short one, and then the long one. This one was fairly recent (9th). I was in the cafeteria with friends we were actually having a pizza buffet for lunch. Anyways, me and couple of my friends were finishing up and i got this cinnamon style pizza with icing on it. They asked me what it was, and I said "eh It's just some pizza with white stuff on it". They kind of laugh, and then the girl right next to me said "oh I LOVE white stuff". The table immediately goes silent and everyone kind of stares at her, and the guy infront of her kind of leans in and smirks. My friend picks it up infront of me and says "don't eat that, it has white stuff on it *wink*" lol, the one above might be a bit better then this one but it's my embarrassing one so w/e This was a long time ago, I believe around 1st/2nd grade. I was in recess and everyone was running around and this kid I didn't really knew had this ball I wanted, so I was bugging him a bit for it. for a long time actually, him and his friend, were playing a game that I can't recall. But the kid finally just turns around and kicks me in the balls. Now that's the first time I've ever been kicked in the balls, and let me tell you, IT HURT. for some retarded reason i just started spinning around and around, thinking it would help the pain in my balls, all the while crying at the top of my lungs. Finally one of the teachers comes over and kind of drags me off to the side, and by then a lot of kids are just sitting there staring at me and start walking over and following me. by this point I'm still sniffing and the teacher says something along the lines of "I need to check it, sorry". please note this was indeed a woman. and she pulls down my pants and underwear (INFRONT OF EVERYONE) and starts messing around with my dick and balls, "making sure nothing is damaged" everyone is circling around me by then and is trying to get a good look at my junk. after about 30 seconds of "inspecting" she pulls up my pants and I'm just left sitting there while she goes to yell at the kid that kicked me. She then comes back to me and says, "quit bugging him" At this point i'm completely mortified, and spend the rest of the day with a really red face. | ||
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KevinIX
United States2472 Posts
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Kurr
Canada2338 Posts
I was behind a pretty hot chick that was much smaller then me, and it was pretty much impossible for her to walk without grinding on my arm. Never really saw her again but she didn't seem to mind at least. + Show Spoiler + On February 08 2011 10:06 CampinSam wrote: This thread is amazing, and I have two not the best, but the only real school stories I got. First with the short one, and then the long one. This one was fairly recent (9th). I was in the cafeteria with friends we were actually having a pizza buffet for lunch. Anyways, me and couple of my friends were finishing up and i got this cinnamon style pizza with icing on it. They asked me what it was, and I said "eh It's just some pizza with white stuff on it". They kind of laugh, and then the girl right next to me said "oh I LOVE white stuff". The table immediately goes silent and everyone kind of stares at her, and the guy infront of her kind of leans in and smirks. My friend picks it up infront of me and says "don't eat that, it has white stuff on it *wink*" lol, the one above might be a bit better then this one but it's my embarrassing one so w/e This was a long time ago, I believe around 1st/2nd grade. I was in recess and everyone was running around and this kid I didn't really knew had this ball I wanted, so I was bugging him a bit for it. for a long time actually, him and his friend, were playing a game that I can't recall. But the kid finally just turns around and kicks me in the balls. Now that's the first time I've ever been kicked in the balls, and let me tell you, IT HURT. for some retarded reason i just started spinning around and around, thinking it would help the pain in my balls, all the while crying at the top of my lungs. Finally one of the teachers comes over and kind of drags me off to the side, and by then a lot of kids are just sitting there staring at me and start walking over and following me. by this point I'm still sniffing and the teacher says something along the lines of "I need to check it, sorry". please note this was indeed a woman. and she pulls down my pants and underwear (INFRONT OF EVERYONE) and starts messing around with my dick and balls, "making sure nothing is damaged" everyone is circling around me by then and is trying to get a good look at my junk. after about 30 seconds of "inspecting" she pulls up my pants and I'm just left sitting there while she goes to yell at the kid that kicked me. She then comes back to me and says, "quit bugging him" At this point i'm completely mortified, and spend the rest of the day with a really red face. Dude, you don't seem to realize you got molested. | ||
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Glueburn
United States496 Posts
On February 08 2011 10:15 Kurr wrote: University initiations, they made us do a bunch of disgusting things and then walk around town looking like idiots covered in eggs, flour, chocolate, mustard, etc. One part we had to walk holding the hand of the person in front of us through their legs and doing the same for the person behind us in a long line. I was behind a pretty hot chick that was much smaller then me, and it was pretty much impossible for her to walk without grinding on my arm. Never really saw her again but she didn't seem to mind at least. + Show Spoiler + On February 08 2011 10:06 CampinSam wrote: This thread is amazing, and I have two not the best, but the only real school stories I got. First with the short one, and then the long one. This one was fairly recent (9th). I was in the cafeteria with friends we were actually having a pizza buffet for lunch. Anyways, me and couple of my friends were finishing up and i got this cinnamon style pizza with icing on it. They asked me what it was, and I said "eh It's just some pizza with white stuff on it". They kind of laugh, and then the girl right next to me said "oh I LOVE white stuff". The table immediately goes silent and everyone kind of stares at her, and the guy infront of her kind of leans in and smirks. My friend picks it up infront of me and says "don't eat that, it has white stuff on it *wink*" lol, the one above might be a bit better then this one but it's my embarrassing one so w/e This was a long time ago, I believe around 1st/2nd grade. I was in recess and everyone was running around and this kid I didn't really knew had this ball I wanted, so I was bugging him a bit for it. for a long time actually, him and his friend, were playing a game that I can't recall. But the kid finally just turns around and kicks me in the balls. Now that's the first time I've ever been kicked in the balls, and let me tell you, IT HURT. for some retarded reason i just started spinning around and around, thinking it would help the pain in my balls, all the while crying at the top of my lungs. Finally one of the teachers comes over and kind of drags me off to the side, and by then a lot of kids are just sitting there staring at me and start walking over and following me. by this point I'm still sniffing and the teacher says something along the lines of "I need to check it, sorry". please note this was indeed a woman. and she pulls down my pants and underwear (INFRONT OF EVERYONE) and starts messing around with my dick and balls, "making sure nothing is damaged" everyone is circling around me by then and is trying to get a good look at my junk. after about 30 seconds of "inspecting" she pulls up my pants and I'm just left sitting there while she goes to yell at the kid that kicked me. She then comes back to me and says, "quit bugging him" At this point i'm completely mortified, and spend the rest of the day with a really red face. Dude, you don't seem to realize you got molested. LOL IM AN IDIOT, perhaps I should take that second part down. | ||
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Zlasher
United States9129 Posts
My dorm was claled "Griswold" and one of the ongoing phrases was "gris pride" in reference to how much our dorm kicked ass. One of the guys in the dorm was this big programming guy, so he made a domain using his IP address as the link, and it was what we called grismovies, which was just like, a bunch of movies that everyone in our dorm shared, pirated stuff, normal stuff, whatever, when its like 11 PM and you just wanna chill and watch a movie we'd hook it up. Naturally we eventually extended this to what we called "GP" or "gris porn", but it sorta became this inside thing that we talked about everywhere even to the other students in the school in other dorms, tlaking about GP even though they thought we're just talking about gris pride. The house favorite was "Pirates -XXX" just due to how fucking hilariously quotable the movie was, eventually the other guys dorms started getting in on gp so the database grew, but as did our regularly quoting the movie Pirates, it got kinda outta hand. during the public speaking competition that our school held, people would sneak in lines and all the guys would have to contain themselves and not crack up in the middle of someones speech in class, meanwhile we all looked like fucking idiots when someone cleverly sneaks in "Evil has no chance against these two twin hellfire cannons", etc. Oh man, I fucking miss those days lol another time I remember, my brother and one of his roommates became hopelessly addicted to these weird ass pieces of candy called cowtales ![[image loading]](http://candyaddict.com/blog/candy_images/goetzes_cow_tales_upright_box.jpg) So they regularly bought a bunch, and since the dorms are mostly single rooms, my brother and his roommate were actually in one of two double rooms in the dorm, but naturally it sorta became the place to hang out, so they wouldn't lock their door or anything since people always came in and out. Well one day my brother starts noticing that the box of cowtales are diminishing a lot faster than seems regular, so during the next house meeting they ask about it and nobody admits to stealing the cowtales. My brother then gets his webcam, cuts a hole in the box where the lens is in the image of the box, and pokes the webcam lens through the hole. He then records his room between classes and finally catches one of the guys who, to this day, still won't admit to stealing the cowtales and claims he only took it the one time lol. That and so many stories of dumping ice water on people taking showers or stealing their towels and eseing them run across the hallways into their rooms naked and making blowdarts out of pvc pipes, thumbtacks, a bag of funyons, and a rubberband, etc. Good times. | ||
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redoxx
United States333 Posts
Since they were both out of state, they were put up in a hotel together where they had to stay for like a night or two. So, stephen had some odd habits, but my friend didn't expect what was going to happen at all. Stephen went to the bathroom at one point and was in there for a while, then closes the door and they both watch TV or something because it was late. When my friend goes to the bathroom later, he sees that there was shit all over the floor and on top of the toilet seat. Yes, this kid stephen had taken a shit on a closed toilet seat and then left it there. When my friend approached him about it, he said a maid would clean it up, but my friend just made him clean it up anyway... its disgusting lol. | ||
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Aruno
New Zealand748 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + So back when I 16, I was in the mindset of being a bad ass and generally thinking that I was kick ass in all regards. In bad-ass style I am late for classes often. Teachers are generally annoyed but used to it by now. Now one day, I am late coming into maths class also I'm in a angry mood, I come in the class room and don't shut the down behind me like the teach expects. So the teach shouts at me and says for me to close the door. With all the class watching me I turn around and gaze at the door with malice. Without me moving the door swings shut and closes. The class does a 'gasp!', and I being the kick-ass guy I am act no nonchalant and take my seat. For a good week I had an aura of 'magic' about me for most of the class. Now I knew what really happened. I could see that a guy near the door had reached out with his foot and closed the door skilfully from under his desk. So when I sit down at my desk, I look over at him and do a little nod + smile. He smiles back and laughs a bit. Cool guy kept the secret pretty well. Was fun having people believe you have some special powers while it lasted :D Ah to have that blind confidence again ^_^ Story(Embarrassing): + Show Spoiler + I was 10 and was just about to go to a class meeting in the school hall. But I needed to go piss. This other guy needed to go too, so we both quickly rush off to the toilet and back in my school they have the long metal drain areas for basically anyone can piss into and it will go down a collective sink. Anyway, so I'm doing my business(blasting away) and the other kid(who I didn't get a long with), comes up beside me and starts pissing on me. I freak out and try to fight him. He ends up laughing his ass off and gets away from me. I try and wash myself as much as I can. After that, I go to the hall to meet up with the rest of the class. I hoping like hell that I don't stink of piss. Sitting down as far away from most of the people in the class as I can be without being weird. For the first minute things seem to be alright, no one has noticed. Then this girl comes along and sits down kinda close to me. She stops moving for a second, I could see her thinking, then she looks at me and says out loud "YuK! You smell like piss!" (While pointing at me)...Everyone in the class stopped listening to the teachers monologue and looked at me. I was pretty embarrassed, but behind that I was just really angry that I was pissed on. Unfortunately for at least the next month I was "the kid that pissed himself". Till some other kid did something embarrassing and he became the focus of attention. Story(Cute/Embarrassing): + Show Spoiler + When I was 4 at kindergarten the teacher said there was going to be a clown coming. For some reason I was really freaked out by the idea of some 'clown' coming to visit us. So when the Kindy Teacher called us kids together and said "Ok kids the Clown is here. When he comes in I want you to say "Hello Mr Clown". My 4yr old mind freaks out and I bolt it out of there, I sprint out across the sand pit and do a climb over the back fence, jump over the other side and run as fast as I can all the way back home. The Kindy Teacher was like 70 and over weight, she struggled to even keep up. She eventually got to my house, my mum let her in and they found me hiding under my bed with my teddy. | ||
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Stropheum
United States1124 Posts
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luckyseven
179 Posts
when i was ~10 (younger??) i remember being in class with a friend and we were going through the "laugh our fucking heads off at anything sex-related" phase. the teacher was doing Maths and drew some circles on the whiteboard. omg we laughed and laughed and laughed (coz he drew balls) and i got called out and sternly told off. but cudnt stop laughing at the balls LOOOOOOOOOOL. around that age again, every morning we had school assmebly where every kid sits in the hall and listens to some story or wtvr and sings a hymn. soooo many of the hymns were about jesus and had funny bits in like "the father's breast" and soo much stuff, we were always suffocating laughing. at the start of assembly some music on a tape recorder is always played while u all sit down, and when the school head master comes in the music is switched off so everyone knows when to stand up and be quiet. so like they put me in charge of the tape recorder music one time, and i accidently switched off the music, causing everyone to stand up until i turned the music back on again and was like lol WHOOPS. and then i done it again accidently again and everyone stood up again LOOOOOL. but ya, you guys' stuff is funnier. i guess u had to be there :D | ||
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Saechiis
Netherlands4989 Posts
On April 01 2009 01:42 jeddus wrote: In the 6th grade my mom, while going through a divorce, gave me an uneven haircut that looked like sort of like a penis. So they called me penis head. Hehehe, Why is that so funny? | ||
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GiantEnemyCrab
Canada503 Posts
when i was in grade 4 i was holding in my piss for 3 hours for some reason and i couldnt hold it in so i let it loose and my whole pants were wet. suprisingly i spend the last 3 hours of class wipping the shit on the wall and other places to wear it out. i kept the wet part conciled as much as possible (it was half the pant size). i almost got caught when some girl kept complainting that my part of the room smells like shit. I stayed far from every1 for that day and got lucky. as soon as bell rang i ran home and met a friend on the way and said to him YO i shit my pants brb! and he understood. funny times | ||
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Leftwing
Canada229 Posts
During my grade 9 year I, like most ignorant freshmen, thought I was the shit. By the third week in I had set my sights on a girl in my geography class. She was what most considered off limits, like she was on her own level, yet for some reason I thought I could get with her no problem. Needless to say I started to talk to her and become friends. By a few weeks later we were hanging out at lunch alone together, as most of her and my friends didn't have the same lunch. So by the time the next semester comes around I could tell I was getting close. During exam week we had studied together at school and spent probably a couple hours a day together. I knew I was close when one day we caught each others glance and nearly kissed, but we both looked away awkwardly as if it never happened. Now we didn't have any classes together, however she had lunch the same period I had gym, so I often dipped out for a few minutes to talk. By now I seem to think were dating, (or something like that, considering we didn't want to admit it to our friends). One day my teacher finds me outside talking to her after we had just finished a warm up of running, skipping, push ups and sit-ups for 10 minutes and tells me to hurry up and get back inside the gym. As she turns around and says bye I plant a kiss on her cheek, she turns around and looks at me like I just committed a sin in a church. I turn around and my gym teacher is staring at me like I'm a dead man. Turns out the girl I liked was his daughter, and boy was he pissed. I felt stupid for not putting two and two together and figuring it out, however I guess in my carelessness I ended up getting on the teachers bad side. Anyways a bunch of my friends were also in the hall and saw what was going on. They quickly disperse and the teacher just glanced at me, as if to send a message. For the next couple days rumors spread and the word was I was dating the gym teachers daughter, which to me seemed cool however everyone acted as if it was forbidden. That embarrassment from that was not substantial, as I ended up asking her out and hanging out at her house all the time. Her dad was still not happy, however her mom was nice enough to balance the "angry dad". The embarrassing part was when I broke up with her about a year later and I was in his gym class again. Every time I had to talk to him I got nervous and wanted to disappear. That's my story, not that embarrassing but still a memory that makes me laugh a little yet shudder at the thought of it. | ||
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FroZen(-_-)
United States183 Posts
also next time your in a math class, just remember, when C = 3, give yourself a good chuckle | ||
Alay
United States660 Posts
He ran out saying "I'm so sorry I thought this was the men's bathroom!" blush red. It was painfully hilarious. The irony is that it made me feel so much better and more confident for that entire month, and I doubt he will ever realize just how much that meant. | ||
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MMinji
Korea (South)15 Posts
On her way back in told her to come and sit on my lap so I could take a picture of us for fun. She did, and I immediately felt her warm bosom resting firmly against my left cheek. My other friend who I went down to the drama area with looked disgusted (she later revealed that she liked me back in high school) and told this girl that I was a pervert, and that she was probably giving me a hard-on by the way she was shifting herself on my lap. The girl laughed it off, and dug her ass deeper into my crotch because of the comment. I took the picture, and years later I still have it in one of my facebook albums. You can see my face all flushed red, and the girl on my lap grinning so hard because she's sitting on my wood in spite of the other girl trying to warn her away. Yea.. I was a pimp back in high school. What the HELL happened to me??? | ||
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Blurp
United States7 Posts
And when a girl asked what are genitals in History. | ||
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Hikko
United States1126 Posts
Yuck. Anyway, out of the blue he asks me in the most stereotypical gay demeanor, "Paul, why do you have such big feet?" (I wear US size 14 shoes) I looked him square in the eye with a totally straight face. "Well, Joe, it's because I have a large penis." Everyone that heard it looked at me, smiled, and laughed, including this amazingly hot chick that sat in front of me. Soon thereafter, I started dating said chick. So next time you're waiting to make your move on a hot lady, just let her know what's up, and tell her you're big in the pants. | ||
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