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Dead9
United States4725 Posts
Me too Creepy PE teachers :[ | ||
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skronch
United States2717 Posts
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esla_sol
United States756 Posts
on wednesday, in the locker room before gym, this kid kept harassing me while i was changing. i dont remember what it was, but i remember just being annoyed by it. i reached back and swong my fist at him. i ended up missing and hit the person next to him in the back of the head. i felt sooo bad. no damage was done, but the guy started crying and soon the teacher came. i told him that i had meant to hit the other kid, as if that mattered. i ended up getting a one day suspension. next day, at baseball, i realize the kid is on the other team. for the first 3 innings im planning my revenge. i am finally given the ball in the 4th, when he steps up to the plate. i throw the ball as hard as i possibly can straight at him. he dodges it. i do the same thing, this time i miss. finally on a 2-0 count i hit him square in the back. i knew this one hurt, and i let out a little smirk. my coach calls time and asks me whats going on. i told him nothing i just lost my focus. game continues. 6th and final inning, kid comes up again. first pitch, fastball at his kidneys. the kids parents at this point are SCREAMING. apparently after his at bat he told them the story of what had happened at school. they start talking to their coach, who then talks to the umpire, who then calls my coach, who then calls me over. the umpire looks me in the eye and says "son, were you throwing at the batter?" stupid me, with a smug look on my face, i reply "i barely hit him, i didn't even throw my hardest this time." i got ejected from the game, and all i could hear from the parent's section was "what's going on?". my dad walks over and asks me what i was thinking, and i told him it was the same kid from yesterday. he gives me one of those dad stares. the league later suspends me for the next 2 games. the parents of the kids on my team never look at me the same way again. | ||
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Masq
Canada1792 Posts
He was really, really smart, and wasn't exceptionally nerdy or anything. It was the Friday of his first week at our school. Anyway, we're sitting at our desks and this kid raises his hand and asks the teacher to go to the bathroom. The teacher nods, and tells him it's fine for him to go tothe bathroom. Now, the kid replies "But.. I already did." and everyone in the entire class stands up and looks at this kid. The entire ground is covered in yellow piss. At the time, I'm sitting beside this guy, and the teacher asks me to walk him to the bathroom and then the principals office to call his parents. So the entire walk this kid is dripping piss from his pants, and his sneakers are making a squeeking sound for each step he takes. The guy actually stayed at our school for the next few years, but man. I don't know how he lived that one down. | ||
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MoeMoeKyun
United States215 Posts
On June 30 2009 09:42 Grobyc wrote: With his pants still down? In the stall yeah. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On May 06 2009 09:02 EsX_Raptor wrote: When I put my dick inside that chick I mentioned previously on page 22 Oh the girl with the face? | ||
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That guy over there
United States1 Post
in tech class, this girl is doing science class homework (and this month they are learning about reproduction and stuff like that....i am like the smart guy in the class) so she turns around and asks me what menstruation is... i burst out with laughter and she is giving me the "wtf" look i avoided that girl for awhile | ||
MrHoon
10183 Posts
So after a 10 second awkward silence my prof finally says "Well too bad I'm not gonna draw a penis" | ||
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
On June 30 2009 18:01 esla_sol wrote: throughout junior high/high school i played baseball. i was a good pitcher, and usually came in the last part of games to close them out. our games were usually on the weekends, but this week our game was on thursday night. on wednesday, in the locker room before gym, this kid kept harassing me while i was changing. i dont remember what it was, but i remember just being annoyed by it. i reached back and swong my fist at him. i ended up missing and hit the person next to him in the back of the head. i felt sooo bad. no damage was done, but the guy started crying and soon the teacher came. i told him that i had meant to hit the other kid, as if that mattered. i ended up getting a one day suspension. next day, at baseball, i realize the kid is on the other team. for the first 3 innings im planning my revenge. i am finally given the ball in the 4th, when he steps up to the plate. i throw the ball as hard as i possibly can straight at him. he dodges it. i do the same thing, this time i miss. finally on a 2-0 count i hit him square in the back. i knew this one hurt, and i let out a little smirk. my coach calls time and asks me whats going on. i told him nothing i just lost my focus. game continues. 6th and final inning, kid comes up again. first pitch, fastball at his kidneys. the kids parents at this point are SCREAMING. apparently after his at bat he told them the story of what had happened at school. they start talking to their coach, who then talks to the umpire, who then calls my coach, who then calls me over. the umpire looks me in the eye and says "son, were you throwing at the batter?" stupid me, with a smug look on my face, i reply "i barely hit him, i didn't even throw my hardest this time." i got ejected from the game, and all i could hear from the parent's section was "what's going on?". my dad walks over and asks me what i was thinking, and i told him it was the same kid from yesterday. he gives me one of those dad stares. the league later suspends me for the next 2 games. the parents of the kids on my team never look at me the same way again. wtf? First you punch a guy in the head, who doesn't deserve it, and then the next day you throw baseballs at him as hard as you can? He never even did anything to you. | ||
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StorrZerg
United States13911 Posts
My friends and I got all pumped out that this was our last day, going to the parking lot people throwing the frisbee talking about what to do, Blasting our music. A few of us got on top of the cars and started dancing, i was one of them. The assistant principal, said "Hey you on the Car" pointing at me and making the finger motions to come over... So i went, thought i was in trouble for standing on a car in the school parking lot, nope... asked if i was suppose to be at lunch, or in class TT carded on my last day of school how cool | ||
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Xe(-_-)Ro
Canada69 Posts
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On July 17 2009 02:05 That guy over there wrote: This happened in 8th grade :D in tech class, this girl is doing science class homework (and this month they are learning about reproduction and stuff like that....i am like the smart guy in the class) so she turns around and asks me what menstruation is... i burst out with laughter and she is giving me the "wtf" look i avoided that girl for awhile one girl in my physiology class confused the eustation tubes and the fallopian tubes. it was pretty funny. | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On July 17 2009 02:27 Luddite wrote: wtf? First you punch a guy in the head, who doesn't deserve it, and then the next day you throw baseballs at him as hard as you can? He never even did anything to you. no he was throwing the ball at the guy who was harassing him not the random guy he hit on accident | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
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garmule2
United States376 Posts
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22206 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On July 17 2009 11:12 ahswtini wrote: Maybe you shat the wet tuna? Perfectly wrapped in exactly FOUR napkins. | ||
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winterBlossom
Australia27 Posts
On June 30 2009 14:46 GreEny K wrote: "I dont know how they do things in bosnia, but here we dont slp asses". LOL! Germans invented ass slapping. | ||
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
maybe your friends planted it there? they were probablly wondering why you were just sitting on it ;p | ||
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