I remember a time when we played a game called Current Events and the teacher asked questions that happened recently, and it goes from politics to sports and etc. Then there was one question about some new medicine and in our group as we were discussing, some girl said that she thought it was Vagisil. I was hesitant and said that as our answer aloud and everybody just looked and laughed. The girl felt stupid and was begging me not to tell others she said it.

EsX_Raptor

United States2802 Posts

May 06 2009 00:02 GMT

#563

When I put my dick inside that chick I mentioned previously on page 22

deathgod6

United States5064 Posts

May 06 2009 00:18 GMT

#564

On May 06 2009 07:01 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I remember a time when we played a game called Current Events and the teacher asked questions that happened recently, and it goes from politics to sports and etc. Then there was one question about some new medicine and in our group as we were discussing, some girl said that she thought it was Vagisil. I was hesitant and said that as our answer aloud and everybody just looked and laughed. The girl felt stupid and was begging me not to tell others she said it.

A similar thing happened to me. In 8th grade during Current Events, the teacher asked us which state has George Bush not visited.

One girl then said, "Canada?"

The teacher just stared at her with a look saying, "You dumbass." lol.

Kerotan

England2109 Posts

May 06 2009 00:24 GMT

#565

You know those days when you walked around school, and then you look down and see that your flies have been undone, and it been so long since you went, ever so slightly embarrassing, and that's all I got.

EGMachine

United States1643 Posts

May 06 2009 00:26 GMT

#566

in 6th grade i walked into a bathroom and one of the special-ed kids was taking a shit in a urinal, so i turned around and ran out the door LOL

LeperKahn

Romania1845 Posts

May 06 2009 02:51 GMT

#567

On May 06 2009 09:26 Machine[USA] wrote:
in 6th grade i walked into a bathroom and one of the special-ed kids was taking a shit in a urinal, so i turned around and ran out the door LOL

I actually had this exact experience. Except it was 10th grade...

The worst part was he was making this yelping sound. I have no idea how I didn't notice when I started walking in.

AlTheCake

Canada1071 Posts

May 06 2009 02:56 GMT

#568

On May 06 2009 09:26 Machine[USA] wrote:
in 6th grade i walked into a bathroom and one of the special-ed kids was taking a shit in a urinal, so i turned around and ran out the door LOL

What is this I don't even

MoeMoeKyun

United States215 Posts

June 30 2009 00:03 GMT

#569

Once in the middle of class my friend went to the restroom and masturbated, and then fell asleep for 20 minutes.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

June 30 2009 00:19 GMT

#570

In the restroom?

maleorderbride

United States2916 Posts

June 30 2009 00:34 GMT

#571

in the stall?

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

June 30 2009 00:42 GMT

#572

With his pants still down?

ReMiiX

United States338 Posts

June 30 2009 01:17 GMT

#573

Yeah one teacher at my school was arrested for the largest collection of child porn in the state of florida. Beat that. <- hehe

Leg[end]

United States241 Posts

June 30 2009 01:23 GMT

#574

On September 25 2008 15:33 Phrogs! wrote:
For me it's when my PE teacher was descovered as a pedophile and sent to jail.

+ Show Spoiler +

Srsly.

Dude. Five Forks Middle?

HiOT

Sweden1000 Posts

June 30 2009 04:17 GMT

#575

This thread is golden.

thunk

United States6233 Posts

June 30 2009 04:41 GMT

#576

On June 30 2009 10:23 Leg[end] wrote:

Show nested quote +

Dude. Five Forks Middle?

Happened at my school too >.>

nataziel

Australia1455 Posts

June 30 2009 05:00 GMT

#577

I was the only kid in my maths C class in my school (really small school) and I had to take an exam, so I was put in the guidance councellors office, because that room was free at the time (guidance councellor was only there a few days a week). The big desk faced the door (which was open)but you couldn't see under the desk from the door, so I decided to have a wank in the middle of the exam. I was shitting myself the whole time but it was really awesome to know that I was doing it in her office (she was really hot too)

Ahh, I was a horny bugger then...

GreEny K

Germany7312 Posts

June 30 2009 05:46 GMT

#578

On May 06 2009 09:26 Machine[USA] wrote:
in 6th grade i walked into a bathroom and one of the special-ed kids was taking a shit in a urinal, so i turned around and ran out the door LOL

Same damn thing happened to me... Weird lol, maybe they were related and planned it out. Anyway, one time i was in my 9th grade math class with this amazingly cool teacher. This girl i liked was sitting next to me and we were flirting the whole class, at the end we had like 10 minutes free time while the teacher went to the bathroom or wherever so she was leaning over my desk and i was gradually sliding my had up her leg until i was groping her ass. My asshole friend slaps her ass and the bitch teacher who was in the next room hears it, comes over and notices my hand is still on her ass so she refers me to principal!!!!! So towards the end of the day i get called to office and she starts yelling at me. I was sure she would suspend me for sexual harassment even though the girl told the that i was her bf, which i wasnt but she liked me so it was cool. Anyways, the principal thinking she was funny decides to make a comment about where im from and says "I dont know how they do things in bosnia, but here we dont slp asses" when she said this i got pissed and she realized what she said could cost her her job. She apologized and let me go without any punishment lol. Stupid bitch i hated her.

turhsiv

India1 Post

June 30 2009 05:55 GMT

#579

Background info:
I hate english class

Story:
Halfway through 11th grade last year, my english teacher gave us an assignment to write a journal entry in class for 10 min about how the first semster of the class went. She was a new teacher. she was like 22 years old, first year teaching and graduated from college just that summer. For the journal entry i wrote about how her class sucked so bad i wanted to shoot her and how her face looked like a mouse. I wrote this because i didnt think she would collect/read it because we had done 9 other entries over the semester and she hadnt collected it. After the 10 min, she says to turn in the journal entry and the other 9 as well and that they would count as a 100 point test grade.

So a few days go by nothing happens then one day she comes into class really mad. She puts up a powerpoint of journal entries that she liked and then some that she didnt like. She put them up annonymously. so she got to mine and read it aloud in class and talked about it. pretty much the whole class knew it was me. It was quite weird. She gave me like a 50 on that thing and i went from an A-/B+ to a C. Now even though she doesnt have me as a student anymore she gets mad whenever she hears my name.

meCh[dtr]

Canada111 Posts

June 30 2009 06:27 GMT

#580

Junior high: grades 7 through 9 I had the same homeroom teacher, who was way too hot to be a teacher (she turned 27 as I graduated from grade 9...barely). I always had fantasies about her, so when I had my chance in grade 8 to spend extra time with her doing after school work I jumped on board. I don’t remember what the project was, but what’s important is that halfway through the work she was bent over a desk working on a poster of some sort, me beside her. I decide to go for it and fuck the consequences, I lean over a bit onto the desk and slide my hand onto her ass and had it there for a good 15-20 minutes before we moved to work on another part of the project. She never said anything, and it was the best 20 minutes of my junior high life.

Grade 9 was my “bad ass” year, I skipped all my afternoon classes almost every day, had already been suspended from school for bringing a pretty large knife to school (I had no intention of using it on anyone/anything, just thought it’d be something cool to show to the friends). Anyway, the end of the school year was coming around and I decided to go out with a bang, so I swiped a ton of alcohol from my grand parents basement bar, stuffed it in my backpack and brought it to school. Needless to say me and my friends had a great lunch hour, but when the bell rang for the end of lunch, one of my buddies decided it would be a great idea to chug down about 1/4th of the 750mL bottle of vodka I brought. 30 minutes hasn’t passed since lunch before I’m called down to the office to find that my friend is stumbling around the office with his pants around his knees apologizing to everybody. I got a good laugh out of it, and almost an expulsion.

I've a few more stories from High School I'll post in a bit.