On March 30 2009 14:19 OmgIRok wrote:
So R3condite, what kind of doctor are you planning on becoming?
So R3condite, what kind of doctor are you planning on becoming?
Dr. Nick Riviera
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
On March 30 2009 14:19 OmgIRok wrote: So R3condite, what kind of doctor are you planning on becoming? Dr. Nick Riviera | ||
Mora
Canada5235 Posts
at school i'd say that the worst moment for me was the day that i learned you should wash your hair in the shower before you wack off, not after. i walked around with a big glob of hardened come in my hair for a good 3 hours. no one said anything or called me names, but they were definitely staring and laughing. I kept thinking my fly was undone or something.... i went to the washroom to check if i had something in my teeth or a honkin' zit or something, and couldn't find anything in my inspection. It was only when in science class that i was scratching the back of my head that i found the big glob hardened in the back of my hair. i didn't go back to school for the rest of the week. | ||
Midnight)Sun
United States256 Posts
On April 03 2009 03:54 Kinky wrote: Saw this two years ago back in my sophomore year. I don't even know how this happened. ![]() Haha i didn't even have to look at the poster to recognize it was Stuy.. are you currently a senior? | ||
DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL) or b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils we chose b. So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party (Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition) Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE". The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left. I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... | ||
Rice
United States1332 Posts
On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote: This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL) or b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils we chose b. So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party (Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition) Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE". The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left. I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... wow that is awful....... | ||
DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
On April 03 2009 05:43 Rice wrote: wow that is awful....... i wanted to die | ||
mr.fuglies
United States20 Posts
On April 03 2009 05:02 Mora wrote: i've had a few moments... at school i'd say that the worst moment for me was the day that i learned you should wash your hair in the shower before you wack off, not after. i walked around with a big glob of hardened come in my hair for a good 3 hours. no one said anything or called me names, but they were definitely staring and laughing. I kept thinking my fly was undone or something.... i went to the washroom to check if i had something in my teeth or a honkin' zit or something, and couldn't find anything in my inspection. It was only when in science class that i was scratching the back of my head that i found the big glob hardened in the back of my hair. i didn't go back to school for the rest of the week. your not supposed to come on yourself, i don't even know how it got in your hair much less the back of it. | ||
noddyz
United Kingdom462 Posts
Bit of a over-reaction if you ask me. | ||
MagisterMan
Sweden525 Posts
On April 03 2009 06:04 mr.fuglies wrote: Show nested quote + On April 03 2009 05:02 Mora wrote: i've had a few moments... at school i'd say that the worst moment for me was the day that i learned you should wash your hair in the shower before you wack off, not after. i walked around with a big glob of hardened come in my hair for a good 3 hours. no one said anything or called me names, but they were definitely staring and laughing. I kept thinking my fly was undone or something.... i went to the washroom to check if i had something in my teeth or a honkin' zit or something, and couldn't find anything in my inspection. It was only when in science class that i was scratching the back of my head that i found the big glob hardened in the back of my hair. i didn't go back to school for the rest of the week. your not supposed to come on yourself, i don't even know how it got in your hair much less the back of it. + Show Spoiler + After wacking off he probably had some cum on his hands and then he washed his hair. What is it you don't understand? | ||
mr.fuglies
United States20 Posts
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ktp
United States797 Posts
On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote: This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL) or b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils we chose b. So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party (Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition) Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE". The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left. I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... Thank god you said it was a girl shaving you, as akward as that is. With the way you were going with the story, I thought the pasta party was going to turn into a big gay shaving fiesta. | ||
Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On April 03 2009 06:11 noddyz wrote: I once got expelled for masturbating onto my R.E. teachers desk. Bit of a over-reaction if you ask me. You don't really sound fit for school anyway, don't worry about. Have fun doing manual labor for the rest of your life and getting paid <10$ an hour. | ||
noddyz
United Kingdom462 Posts
What's wrong with manual labour anyway? | ||
jinwoooooooo
United States176 Posts
On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote: This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL) or b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils we chose b. So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party (Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition) Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE". The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left. I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... I'm really curious as to why your school would allow girls to see you guys naked. Is it just me or is that really weird, considering you were in high school and all? | ||
BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On April 03 2009 06:45 jinwoooooooo wrote: + Show Spoiler + On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote: This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL) or b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils we chose b. So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party (Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition) Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE". The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left. I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... I'm really curious as to why your school would allow girls to see you guys naked. Is it just me or is that really weird, considering you were in high school and all? He said he had a towel... | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On April 03 2009 06:45 jinwoooooooo wrote: + Show Spoiler + On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote: This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL) or b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils we chose b. So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party (Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition) Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE". The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left. I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... I'm really curious as to why your school would allow girls to see you guys naked. Is it just me or is that really weird, considering you were in high school and all? i doubt the school knew anything about it | ||
OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
going in the shower with girls and shit | ||
fookyou
Canada351 Posts
My teacher somehow got into the subject of sperm and semen and commented on (with a really straight face and a serious tone) "There are starch compounds in sperm and semen so it should taste sweet". And one of the girls in the class blurts out "What? No it doesn't." The teacher smirked and asked "Oh? How would you know?" Laughter ensued. She turned red and walked out of the classroom. | ||
TommyG
United States102 Posts
In physics class we did an experiment outside where we were throwing eggs at outstretched bedsheets to show how they wouldn't break no matter how hard you threw them. So the whole class is gathered around these two kids holding the bed sheet up and the teacher asks if anyone wants to throw some eggs. So these two guys walk up and each throw an egg as hard as they can at the bedsheet and it doesn't break. Naturally i want to give it a shot so i volunteer to do it next with everyone watching me. I am standing pretty damn close to the bed sheet which is about a 4x10ft rectangle. I throw the egg as hard as i can and watch in embarrassment as it sails above the sheet and lands on the other side of the courtyard (pretty far away). Everyone starts laughing and the teacher asks me if i want to throw again to try and redeem myself. I take the offer. I settle myself down and throw the egg again as hard as possible trying to impress everyone by getting it to break on the bed sheet. Unfortunately this one sails even farther above and past the sheet and splatters all over the courtyard again. Everyone thinks i throw like a girl. I played baseball for 6 years, 3 of them as a pitcher. | ||
JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
On April 03 2009 07:47 fookyou wrote: In my Senior year, I was in Biology class and we were learning about the reproductive system. My teacher somehow got into the subject of sperm and semen and commented on (with a really straight face and a serious tone) "There are starch compounds in sperm and semen so it should taste sweet". And one of the girls in the class blurts out "What? No it doesn't." The teacher smirked and asked "Oh? How would you know?" Laughter ensued. She turned red and walked out of the classroom. funny, something similar happened to me in my junior year, i was in bio class and we were also learning about the reproductive system. And, for some unknown reason, the prof started talking about sperm and mentioned that a male ejaculation is only about a teaspoon. One female student perked up and asked "Why does it make such a big mess then?" Then turned red, and quickly walked out of the class followed by the laughter of everyone else c'mon now, the reason this thread is entertaining is because it's filled with unique stories, not crap i read a billion times on the internet already. | ||
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