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Korea (South)11602 Posts
On March 30 2009 13:58 R3condite wrote:
i used to be one of the most innocent kid in HS and when i took bio freshmen yr i absolutely loved it
so there's 2 incidents that happened my bio teacher was giving out handout for the 21? ammino acids and stuf and he said this is the only pornography u'll ever be able to get in school and at that exact moment the principle comes in and he's like uh... and every1's like err... and he just says i see u r doing a good work there and leaves and kids r like laughing and stuff and i can't understnad wat's so funny so i raise my hand and ask wat's pornography?
and then about a month later or so we started learning about sexual organs and such and the teacher's talking about the muscles in the penis and how it becomes erect by getting engorged with blood and not having learned from my pornography question i raised my hand and asked what does engorged and erect mean?
... the teacher then proceeded to offer extra points to any kid who would be willing to supply me w/ sexual knowledge and then laughed and said that it was a good thing that i still did not know those words
rofl... now im doing premed stuff haha
god help us all.
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So R3condite, what kind of doctor are you planning on becoming?
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On March 30 2009 13:58 R3condite wrote:
i used to be one of the most innocent kid in HS and when i took bio freshmen yr i absolutely loved it
so there's 2 incidents that happened my bio teacher was giving out handout for the 21? ammino acids and stuf and he said this is the only pornography u'll ever be able to get in school and at that exact moment the principle comes in and he's like uh... and every1's like err... and he just says i see u r doing a good work there and leaves and kids r like laughing and stuff and i can't understnad wat's so funny so i raise my hand and ask wat's pornography?
and then about a month later or so we started learning about sexual organs and such and the teacher's talking about the muscles in the penis and how it becomes erect by getting engorged with blood and not having learned from my pornography question i raised my hand and asked what does engorged and erect mean?
... the teacher then proceeded to offer extra points to any kid who would be willing to supply me w/ sexual knowledge and then laughed and said that it was a good thing that i still did not know those words
rofl... now im doing premed stuff haha
You'll forgive me when I don't go to you for medical help buddy  . Sadly it is unwise for a doctor to treat themselves so I have to go to someone else... hoping they know more about whats going on than I do.
Better too, going neurosurgery and if that's my problem im well on the way to being screwed anyway.
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I once had a substitute teacher pee in an empty water bottle under his desk because he didn't want to leave the class to use the bathroom. Pretty fucking weird/gross if you ask me.
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+ Show Spoiler +On March 30 2009 13:58 R3condite wrote:
i used to be one of the most innocent kid in HS and when i took bio freshmen yr i absolutely loved it
so there's 2 incidents that happened my bio teacher was giving out handout for the 21? ammino acids and stuf and he said this is the only pornography u'll ever be able to get in school and at that exact moment the principle comes in and he's like uh... and every1's like err... and he just says i see u r doing a good work there and leaves and kids r like laughing and stuff and i can't understnad wat's so funny so i raise my hand and ask wat's pornography?
and then about a month later or so we started learning about sexual organs and such and the teacher's talking about the muscles in the penis and how it becomes erect by getting engorged with blood and not having learned from my pornography question i raised my hand and asked what does engorged and erect mean?
... the teacher then proceeded to offer extra points to any kid who would be willing to supply me w/ sexual knowledge and then laughed and said that it was a good thing that i still did not know those words
rofl... now im doing premed stuff haha
lol ^
Your story remind me of my Bio class. Remember when teachers made you grade eachothers papers? I always thought it was very lazy on their part for not checking it themselves. But hey, all you had to do is trade with your friend and give higher marks. Teacher does no work, and all the students score 100%!
One day I didn't do my hw cause I thought my Bio teacher would just make us check eachothers' to make sure we all did it. I sat next to my friend so I thought I had it covered. But this time it was different. Someone from the earlier period told me that she was collecting the hw. I was so fucked, it was one of those 5 sheet packets with pictures where you label parts, with multiple choice questions AND short answer stuff. There was no way I could have completed it during break. I needed a plan. I knew for a fact that the teacher was one of those lazy teachers that don't really pay close attention when grading. I was pretty sure she was going to just check to see if we actually did it. I went all in on this idea and decided to PHOTOCOPY MY FRIEND'S HOMEWORK.
It was a huge gamble, but somehow I grew balls out of nowhere and went for it. God, the scanner was so shitty, the ink was greyish, and the writing was fuzzy too. You could barely make out the writing. Hint: pencil does not photocopy well! I thought I could fudge it, but then I look on the top of the sheets and I realize, my friend's name is written in huge letters on the left corner...FUCK! I was going to bail out right there and then, but I thought about how incompetent my teacher was...so I took a pen and scratched out his name and wrote mine under it. So there my teacher was, collection 2 hw packets that were identical to one another except for the name. She HAD to have noticed something weird when she was collecting them? Nope. She HAD to have noticed it when she sat down to grade it? Nope. Ok, then she must have noticed it when she was handing them back.....lol nope. I got an 100 on it and so did my friend. Even though it worked out in the end, it was still too risky to pull off again...so I laid off cheating....until senior year lol.
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On March 30 2009 14:27 ktp wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On March 30 2009 13:58 R3condite wrote:
i used to be one of the most innocent kid in HS and when i took bio freshmen yr i absolutely loved it
so there's 2 incidents that happened my bio teacher was giving out handout for the 21? ammino acids and stuf and he said this is the only pornography u'll ever be able to get in school and at that exact moment the principle comes in and he's like uh... and every1's like err... and he just says i see u r doing a good work there and leaves and kids r like laughing and stuff and i can't understnad wat's so funny so i raise my hand and ask wat's pornography?
and then about a month later or so we started learning about sexual organs and such and the teacher's talking about the muscles in the penis and how it becomes erect by getting engorged with blood and not having learned from my pornography question i raised my hand and asked what does engorged and erect mean?
... the teacher then proceeded to offer extra points to any kid who would be willing to supply me w/ sexual knowledge and then laughed and said that it was a good thing that i still did not know those words
rofl... now im doing premed stuff haha lol ^ Your story remind me of my Bio class. Remember when teachers made you grade eachothers papers? I always thought it was very lazy on their part for not checking it themselves. But hey, all you had to do is trade with your friend and give higher marks. Teacher does no work, and all the students score 100%! One day I didn't do my hw cause I thought my Bio teacher would just make us check eachothers' to make sure we all did it. I sat next to my friend so I thought I had it covered. But this time it was different. Someone from the earlier period told me that she was collecting the hw. I was so fucked, it was one of those 5 sheet packets with pictures where you label parts, with multiple choice questions AND short answer stuff. There was no way I could have completed it during break. I needed a plan. I knew for a fact that the teacher was one of those lazy teachers that don't really pay close attention when grading. I was pretty sure she was going to just check to see if we actually did it. I went all in on this idea and decided to PHOTOCOPY MY FRIEND'S HOMEWORK. It was a huge gamble, but somehow I grew balls out of nowhere and went for it. God, the scanner was so shitty, the ink was greyish, and the writing was fuzzy too. You could barely make out the writing. Hint: pencil does not photocopy well! I thought I could fudge it, but then I look on the top of the sheets and I realize, my friend's name is written in huge letters on the left corner...FUCK! I was going to bail out right there and then, but I thought about how incompetent my teacher was...so I took a pen and scratched out his name and wrote mine under it. So there my teacher was, collection 2 hw packets that were identical to one another except for the name. She HAD to have noticed something weird when she was collecting them? Nope. She HAD to have noticed it when she sat down to grade it? Nope. Ok, then she must have noticed it when she was handing them back.....lol nope. I got an 100 on it and so did my friend. Even though it worked out in the end, it was still too risky to pull off again...so I laid off cheating....until senior year lol.
I like that story, very ballsy move on your part, but it worked out in the end!
My bio teacher thinks he's really funny and freshmen are immature so he makes sex jokes and no one laughs, and he gets owned. It's funny when he's the only one laughing in the room
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Happy, thanks for registering to post that. Your name is appropriate I guess?
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eh.. well it was a long long time ago, to put it in perspective, I'm currently working on my phD, all it does now when I think of it is make me laugh.
On March 30 2009 12:44 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Would you have gone to second base if you knew what it was? From your little story, you were a shy kid so I'm not sure if you would've.
Yea...you're probably right, come to think of it, even now I might not have said yes... I would probably assume that she was joking and just keep asking for more until she gave up.
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Ah haha. Well have fun studying for your PhD
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On March 30 2009 14:16 CaucasianAsian wrote:Show nested quote +On March 30 2009 13:58 R3condite wrote:
i used to be one of the most innocent kid in HS and when i took bio freshmen yr i absolutely loved it
so there's 2 incidents that happened my bio teacher was giving out handout for the 21? ammino acids and stuf and he said this is the only pornography u'll ever be able to get in school and at that exact moment the principle comes in and he's like uh... and every1's like err... and he just says i see u r doing a good work there and leaves and kids r like laughing and stuff and i can't understnad wat's so funny so i raise my hand and ask wat's pornography?
and then about a month later or so we started learning about sexual organs and such and the teacher's talking about the muscles in the penis and how it becomes erect by getting engorged with blood and not having learned from my pornography question i raised my hand and asked what does engorged and erect mean?
... the teacher then proceeded to offer extra points to any kid who would be willing to supply me w/ sexual knowledge and then laughed and said that it was a good thing that i still did not know those words
rofl... now im doing premed stuff haha god help us all.
he must have been a fob then.
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Haha, nice story happy .
Shy, sexually repressed asians ftw. XD
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On September 29 2008 14:32 il0seonpurpose wrote:
aww that sucks, lol btw has someone ate out a girl and it smelled really bad?
Uhm, my girlfriend is clean. Yours should be too
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On March 30 2009 14:27 ktp wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On March 30 2009 13:58 R3condite wrote:
i used to be one of the most innocent kid in HS and when i took bio freshmen yr i absolutely loved it
so there's 2 incidents that happened my bio teacher was giving out handout for the 21? ammino acids and stuf and he said this is the only pornography u'll ever be able to get in school and at that exact moment the principle comes in and he's like uh... and every1's like err... and he just says i see u r doing a good work there and leaves and kids r like laughing and stuff and i can't understnad wat's so funny so i raise my hand and ask wat's pornography?
and then about a month later or so we started learning about sexual organs and such and the teacher's talking about the muscles in the penis and how it becomes erect by getting engorged with blood and not having learned from my pornography question i raised my hand and asked what does engorged and erect mean?
... the teacher then proceeded to offer extra points to any kid who would be willing to supply me w/ sexual knowledge and then laughed and said that it was a good thing that i still did not know those words
rofl... now im doing premed stuff haha lol ^ Your story remind me of my Bio class. Remember when teachers made you grade eachothers papers? I always thought it was very lazy on their part for not checking it themselves. But hey, all you had to do is trade with your friend and give higher marks. Teacher does no work, and all the students score 100%! One day I didn't do my hw cause I thought my Bio teacher would just make us check eachothers' to make sure we all did it. I sat next to my friend so I thought I had it covered. But this time it was different. Someone from the earlier period told me that she was collecting the hw. I was so fucked, it was one of those 5 sheet packets with pictures where you label parts, with multiple choice questions AND short answer stuff. There was no way I could have completed it during break. I needed a plan. I knew for a fact that the teacher was one of those lazy teachers that don't really pay close attention when grading. I was pretty sure she was going to just check to see if we actually did it. I went all in on this idea and decided to PHOTOCOPY MY FRIEND'S HOMEWORK. It was a huge gamble, but somehow I grew balls out of nowhere and went for it. God, the scanner was so shitty, the ink was greyish, and the writing was fuzzy too. You could barely make out the writing. Hint: pencil does not photocopy well! I thought I could fudge it, but then I look on the top of the sheets and I realize, my friend's name is written in huge letters on the left corner...FUCK! I was going to bail out right there and then, but I thought about how incompetent my teacher was...so I took a pen and scratched out his name and wrote mine under it. So there my teacher was, collection 2 hw packets that were identical to one another except for the name. She HAD to have noticed something weird when she was collecting them? Nope. She HAD to have noticed it when she sat down to grade it? Nope. Ok, then she must have noticed it when she was handing them back.....lol nope. I got an 100 on it and so did my friend. Even though it worked out in the end, it was still too risky to pull off again...so I laid off cheating....until senior year lol.
Holy shit haha, rly dumb teacher ^^
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Damnit, the only stories I got was back in 8th grade all the girls would talk about masturbation. But I had no idea what it meant -.-.
BTW. Lol happy >.<. Something similar happened to me too around that age.
Oh wait, I remember something now. In like 7th grade, my friend and I would steal his brother's (I think they were his brother's) pornography and sell them at the school.
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Not really embarrassing but I got a lot of head shakes at this one in class.
I was doing a summer course studying French at the University of Montreal.
For you guys, I suggest to sign up for this shit 'cause girls in summer courses like learning French outnumber guys 5 to 1. So there are like only 3 guys in my class including me and a bunch of girls, hot, decent and ugly.
And the teacher one day is teaching us some vocab and mentions the word, "Poussez", meaning Push in English. We were all looking at our sheets and I popped my head out and was like... Hmmm? The class desks are in a circle so we can all see each other and I was looking around smirking. Then everyone had to repeat the word, lol. I swear it sounds like Pussy but with a French accent. So I start laughing, everyone looks and I asked the teacher to say it again because I wasn't sure if I heard right.
She does... and then I get some looks from the girls, like... =\
Except for 1 hot girl who was laughing AT me. =D
Anyone, I don't remember a lot of the French I learned, 'cause if you don't practice, then obviously, you start to lose it but I'm pretty sure, I'll always remember the word POUSSEZ
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In the 6th grade my mom, while going through a divorce, gave me an uneven haircut that looked like sort of like a penis.
So they called me penis head.
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On April 01 2009 01:42 jeddus wrote:
In the 6th grade my mom, while going through a divorce, gave me an uneven haircut that looked like sort of like a penis.
So they called me penis head.
WHAAAT
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On April 01 2009 01:42 jeddus wrote:
In the 6th grade my mom, while going through a divorce, gave me an uneven haircut that looked like sort of like a penis.
So they called me penis head.
hahahahhahaha wtf
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lmao it was jokes. i'm in uni rite now, accountin class. we had a 15 min break, so i put on my headphones, and started playing some fear. the teacher was like: "Would you like to share the music you're listening to?" and i was like, "music? uhh sure? any song?"
and she was like "sure anything."
so she walks up to me, and puts her mic near the speakers. and what song do i play? On a boat LOL
we went thru about half the song before she walked away saying, ok that's enough. xD too jokes
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United States4126 Posts
Saw this two years ago back in my sophomore year. I don't even know how this happened.
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