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rushz0rz
Canada5300 Posts
On February 02 2009 07:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote: thats what you get for being that creepy fucking kid cutting penis shapes out of paper for no reason. hahahah thinking the same thing | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
hhahaha sarah kerrigan lol | ||
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mistapooh
United States376 Posts
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rushz0rz
Canada5300 Posts
On December 21 2008 05:57 shavingcream66 wrote: a teacher at my school had sex with a student. I think he's in jail right now, either that or his wife bailed him out. His wife is still with him :| haha, at my school, a gym teacher was seeing a grade 12 girl and they got married when she graduated. he's like 30 something, pretty gross. | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
holy shit, I just came to this thread from doing a search of my name inspired by this blog http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=87106 and even though I'm late, I just have to say I DID NOT WRITE THAT | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On September 25 2008 16:20 evanthebouncy! wrote: I didn't get erection for a good 3 months afterwards LMAO In my english class we were doing a section on feminism. I decided I wanted to yell the word penis So I got up, walked over and closed the door. The teacher was like "Hey chris what are you doing?" so I said go with me on this. Then I yelled PENIS! but everybody was talking. It got real quiet and somebody said "what?" And then I said real quietly "Penis." Damn my heart was thumping. The teacher gave me a deathgaze so I said "that word made you feel akward? if we can't talk about sex, then how are women ever going to be treated equally with men?" the teacher liked it FEMINISM FTW LOL | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On February 02 2009 14:42 KurtistheTurtle wrote: LMAO In my english class we were doing a section on feminism. I decided I wanted to yell the word penis So I got up, walked over and closed the door. The teacher was like "Hey chris what are you doing?" so I said go with me on this. Then I yelled PENIS! but everybody was talking. It got real quiet and somebody said "what?" And then I said real quietly "Penis." Damn my heart was thumping. The teacher gave me a deathgaze so I said "that word made you feel akward? if we can't talk about sex, then how are women ever going to be treated equally with men?" the teacher liked it FEMINISM FTW LOL LOL good one! I somehow don't really believe it though. I can so see this happening in my english class. My teacher brings up the most randomest topics, and class will debate over it for the entire class period. | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On February 02 2009 14:51 OmgIRok wrote: LOL good one! I somehow don't really believe it though. I can so see this happening in my english class. My teacher brings up the most randomest topics, and class will debate over it for the entire class period. it does sound too good to be true, and its on the internet..two strikes against me lol Usually when I tell it I have people from the class around to verify it. | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On February 02 2009 14:59 Metal[x] wrote: how can you say you don't really believe it...but right after say you can see it happening in your own class? lol wtf... I don't know it just seems possible. I just don't know kurtistheturtle well enough to be able to believe him >< | ||
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MasterReY
Germany2708 Posts
I live in these "dorm" rooms in a manner of speaking, and recently there have been some repairs needed.. LITTLE did i know, they have a freaking key to my room, i was butt ass naked! and i walked out my shower, to my room.. no towel air dry is the future, and three guys were like HOLY CRAP! then there was what i can only describe as the most awkward silence ever.. :| DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE ! | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
1/18/07 My day starts off normal, I go to school at around 8-9 and in 4th period I'm bored as usual sitting at my desk looking at my hot teacher. Now this girl named Estephanie ( shes Spanish so that's why there is a E ) Walks in and shes probably the hottest girl I have ever seen. Her face probably gets a 7/10 ( witch is good in my books ) and her jugs are so big for a 6th grader they're probably over high school level so they get an automatic 10/10 her ass is like a 8/10 and she had a VERY tight shirt and pants on that day. So when she walks in I get a boner automatically and I basically have one for about 20 minutes until my teacher tells me to turn the lights off. I was like " Oh fuck " so I go up quickly but somehow everyone was staring at me and I had a huge fucking woody and I was right next to Estephaine, my dick was basically an inch away from her face and my fucking cheeks are red and my arms are sweaty and shit, and my teacher is just staring at me, so I do the unthinkable and basically move 2 steps because I was so fucking nervous and my dick was right in her mouth with my shorts of course. I get sent to the principles office and go to an alternative school for about 5 days because of that. God damn I was scared, but I was going out with her in 7th grade as ironic as that may seem, I didn't get to bone her tho, but I did touch the jugs. | ||
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The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
1) This happened a few years ago, when i was about 15. I went to use a urinal and was halfway through my business when some older guy came up and used the urinal directly beside me (there were so many other urinals he could have used, but he chose the one right next to me) so i just think "meh" until he randomly says (while looking at my junk) "better out then in mate!". Still to this day i have no idea what this means, but it really creeped me out at the time and now i'm strictly a stall man. 2) This occurred in the same year. i went into the bathroom because i left my phone there (it was a gym change room) and i heard this guy muttering and cursing from inside a stall. i was the only one in the change room other then him, and i entered kinda quietly so i don't think he knew i was there. It was really weird because he was saying the oddest things. Really aggresive muttering "CMON!" and "Yeah, get out!". i really don't have any idea why, the only thing i could think of was he had constipation. | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
On March 29 2009 18:32 Clasic wrote: Oh, well I have one from 6th grade that I saved on my comp a while ago I made some edits to enplane some stuff better : 1/18/07 My day starts off normal, I go to school at around 8-9 and in 4th period I'm bored as usual sitting at my desk looking at my hot teacher. Now this girl named Estephanie ( shes Spanish so that's why there is a E ) Walks in and shes probably the hottest girl I have ever seen. Her face probably gets a 7/10 ( witch is good in my books ) and her jugs are so big for a 6th grader they're probably over high school level so they get an automatic 10/10 her ass is like a 8/10 and she had a VERY tight shirt and pants on that day. So when she walks in I get a boner automatically and I basically have one for about 20 minutes until my teacher tells me to turn the lights off. I was like " Oh fuck " so I go up quickly but somehow everyone was staring at me and I had a huge fucking woody and I was right next to Estephaine, my dick was basically an inch away from her face and my fucking cheeks are red and my arms are sweaty and shit, and my teacher is just staring at me, so I do the unthinkable and basically move 2 steps because I was so fucking nervous and my dick was right in her mouth with my shorts of course. I get sent to the principles office and go to an alternative school for about 5 days because of that. God damn I was scared, but I was going out with her in 7th grade as ironic as that may seem, I didn't get to bone her tho, but I did touch the jugs. I really don't understand the organization of your classroom. You go to the light switch and somehow your dick is an inch away from her face; were you all sitting on footstools or something? | ||
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t3ch
Canada9 Posts
So i was in grade 11 at the time and I was in the washroom, I realized there was a grade 9er there so hes peeing in the urinal and just to fuck with him I came up right beside him and pee'd in the same urinal as he was and he was like WTF MAN then I just continued to pee. FUNNIEST and BEST moment of my high school carreer. Oh man I will never forget that way to funny. And then I've also seen someone taking a dump in a urinal so I just kept walking to the sinks and just washed my hands and left cuz it was smelly. | ||
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CoL_DarkstaR
Germany649 Posts
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Xenixx
United States499 Posts
On March 29 2009 23:40 t3ch wrote: this didnt happen to me I was the one that did it but its still funny. So i was in grade 11 at the time and I was in the washroom, I realized there was a grade 9er there so hes peeing in the urinal and just to fuck with him I came up right beside him and pee'd in the same urinal as he was and he was like WTF MAN then I just continued to pee. FUNNIEST and BEST moment of my high school carreer. Oh man I will never forget that way to funny. And then I've also seen someone taking a dump in a urinal so I just kept walking to the sinks and just washed my hands and left cuz it was smelly. lol wut? you walked in on someone taking a shit in the urinal? there has to be a backstory to this kid | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On March 29 2009 21:08 Resonance wrote: I really don't understand the organization of your classroom. You go to the light switch and somehow your dick is an inch away from her face; were you all sitting on footstools or something? Oh, well this is how my class looked : We sit when there is going to be a video like cris cross and as I get up I turn off the light switch, move a few steps, and bam. | ||
KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
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