Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 24

On February 02 2009 07:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
thats what you get for being that creepy fucking kid cutting penis shapes out of paper for no reason.

On February 02 2009 13:28 rushz0rz wrote:


hahahah thinking the same thing

On December 21 2008 05:57 shavingcream66 wrote:



a teacher at my school had sex with a student. I think he's in jail right now, either that or his wife bailed him out. His wife is still with him :|

On September 25 2008 16:20 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I didn't get erection for a good 3 months afterwards

On February 02 2009 14:42 KurtistheTurtle wrote:

LMAO

In my english class we were doing a section on feminism. I decided I wanted to yell the word penis

So I got up, walked over and closed the door. The teacher was like "Hey chris what are you doing?" so I said go with me on this.

Then I yelled PENIS! but everybody was talking. It got real quiet and somebody said "what?" And then I said real quietly "Penis." Damn my heart was thumping. The teacher gave me a deathgaze

so I said "that word made you feel akward? if we can't talk about sex, then how are women ever going to be treated equally with men?" the teacher liked it FEMINISM FTW LOL

On February 02 2009 14:51 OmgIRok wrote:
LOL good one! I somehow don't really believe it though.
I can so see this happening in my english class. My teacher brings up the most randomest topics, and class will debate over it for the entire class period.

On February 02 2009 14:59 Metal[x] wrote:
how can you say you don't really believe it...but right after say you can see it happening in your own class? lol wtf...

I live in these "dorm" rooms in a manner of speaking, and recently there have been some repairs needed.. LITTLE did i know, they have a freaking key to my room, i was butt ass naked! and i walked out my shower, to my room.. no towel air dry is the future, and three guys were like HOLY CRAP! then there was what i can only describe as the most awkward silence ever.. :|

On March 29 2009 18:32 Clasic wrote:
Oh, well I have one from 6th grade that I saved on my comp a while ago I made some edits to enplane some stuff better :

1/18/07

My day starts off normal, I go to school at around 8-9 and in 4th period I'm bored as usual sitting at my desk looking at my hot teacher. Now this girl named Estephanie ( shes Spanish so that's why there is a E ) Walks in and shes probably the hottest girl I have ever seen. Her face probably gets a 7/10 ( witch is good in my books ) and her jugs are so big for a 6th grader they're probably over high school level so they get an automatic 10/10 her ass is like a 8/10 and she had a VERY tight shirt and pants on that day. So when she walks in I get a boner automatically and I basically have one for about 20 minutes until my teacher tells me to turn the lights off. I was like " Oh fuck " so I go up quickly but somehow everyone was staring at me and I had a huge fucking woody and I was right next to Estephaine, my dick was basically an inch away from her face and my fucking cheeks are red and my arms are sweaty and shit, and my teacher is just staring at me, so I do the unthinkable and basically move 2 steps because I was so fucking nervous and my dick was right in her mouth with my shorts of course. I get sent to the principles office and go to an alternative school for about 5 days because of that. God damn I was scared, but I was going out with her in 7th grade as ironic as that may seem, I didn't get to bone her tho, but I did touch the jugs.

On March 29 2009 23:40 t3ch wrote:
this didnt happen to me I was the one that did it but its still funny.

So i was in grade 11 at the time and I was in the washroom, I realized there was a grade 9er there so hes peeing in the urinal and just to fuck with him I came up right beside him and pee'd in the same urinal as he was and he was like WTF MAN then I just continued to pee. FUNNIEST and BEST moment of my high school carreer. Oh man I will never forget that way to funny.

And then I've also seen someone taking a dump in a urinal so I just kept walking to the sinks and just washed my hands and left cuz it was smelly.

On March 29 2009 21:08 Resonance wrote:



I really don't understand the organization of your classroom. You go to the light switch and somehow your dick is an inch away from her face; were you all sitting on footstools or something?