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On January 30 2009 11:37 Fontong wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2009 11:29 EsX_Raptor wrote:On January 30 2009 11:21 Falcynn wrote:Either my monitor's making blue look purple...or that's a dude you're referring to. sorry, im blue/purple, red/green color blind. i dont know what's the difference between those two colors you call those names o,o not joking Good thing you were staring at her ass not her face. :/ God that face will haunt me...it looks like its coming out of the monitor. :O ARGH I can't stop looking at it. It's like when people stop to look at an accident or smth.
Harsh but true. Her face is daunting.
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LOL IT IS COMING OUT OF THE MONITOR WTF omg
good thing i closed the spoiler in time
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I don't get it xD
Maybe because she was a friend of mine I don't see her as creepy as you guys say? o.O
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On January 30 2009 11:57 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2009 11:37 Fontong wrote:On January 30 2009 11:29 EsX_Raptor wrote:On January 30 2009 11:21 Falcynn wrote:Either my monitor's making blue look purple...or that's a dude you're referring to. sorry, im blue/purple, red/green color blind. i dont know what's the difference between those two colors you call those names o,o not joking Good thing you were staring at her ass not her face. :/ God that face will haunt me...it looks like its coming out of the monitor. :O ARGH I can't stop looking at it. It's like when people stop to look at an accident or smth. Harsh but true. Her face is daunting.
LMFAO YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED UP SOULS!
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Yesterday during a class, I had a piece of paper clip and I started to mark the newspaper that was in front of me. I started outlining stuff and cutting them out of the paper. I started to make a penis and I handed over to my friend. He looked at me and said I should give it to the girl in front of me (my friend says the most awkward things ever). I looked up, she looked away and looked to her friend and both of them smirked at each other. I guess she was looking at me cutting the whole time since I was making paper shredding noises with the paper clip : /.
I wouldn't care as much if she was just anybody, but this girl is very very very attractive. Now I'm a perv to her, cool.
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thats what you get for being that creepy fucking kid cutting penis shapes out of paper for no reason.
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rofl
i lost a swim team bet
i had to swim the 100 breast
in a girls onepiece
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On February 02 2009 06:49 mistapooh wrote:
Yesterday during a class, I had a piece of paper clip and I started to mark the newspaper that was in front of me. I started outlining stuff and cutting them out of the paper. I started to make a penis and I handed over to my friend. He looked at me and said I should give it to the girl in front of me (my friend says the most awkward things ever). I looked up, she looked away and looked to her friend and both of them smirked at each other. I guess she was looking at me cutting the whole time since I was making paper shredding noises with the paper clip : /.
I wouldn't care as much if she was just anybody, but this girl is very very very attractive. Now I'm a perv to her, cool.
Her attractiveness changes everything >_>.
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On February 02 2009 07:23 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
rofl
i lost a swim team bet
i had to swim the 100 breast
in a girls onepiece
LOL PICS? ?
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when i don't get enough sleep, my left eye twitches a lot.
i was in high school when some random girl and I made eye contact then my left eye twitched and she thought i was winking at her. retarded i know. she and i never normally talk so probably thought i was a creep.
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On February 02 2009 07:58 OmgIRok wrote:Show nested quote +On February 02 2009 07:23 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
rofl
i lost a swim team bet
i had to swim the 100 breast
in a girls onepiece LOL PICS? ?
on my facebook TTwTT
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I was in calc class senior year, and the teacher left to pick something up from the main office. we were told to "do problems". so, i got up immediately after he left and called for a pictionary game while hes gone, being senior year and all, everyone agreed.
so i drag this basically 4.0 girl student who now goes to harvard up with me to do pictionary, and we would be on 2 teams, half of class on one, other half is another. she goes first, and asks me for the clue, and i say to her "syphilis", which was kinda a inside joke i guess for a lot of us in the class. so she does this pathetic like.. guy girl holding hands, then a sun meaning morning, then a sad face from the guy. funny, but who the hell is gonna get syphilis from that
so she turns to me n goes, its impossible. i was like.. bitch please, gimme that. so i step up n draw this giant dick with balls on the board and start dotting it with the sharpie. then this girl in front stands up and screams SYPHILIS!!!!!
just as she does that the teacher walks back in, seeing the giant dick on the board and hearing syphilis on his way in. he turns bright red, staring at me like he was going to fucking kill me.
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This is story of my best friend. (hm, I'm not sure if it belongs here, because it's not from school, but whtever)
So first year on university - let me mention here it's technical university where 95 % of students are boys and the rest looks like boys, so interacting with a cute girl is really BIG DEAL for them haha (gogo us, economists!) - he shared room at campus with our former high-school classmate (who doesn't really figure in this story) and some random guy. I don't remember what was the background exactly but the random guy pissed somehow my friend so he decided to piss him back (not literally).
His plan was relatively simple. Create a new ICQ account (instant messenger we use over here) start talking with the random guy pretending to be girl and then laugh at him hard. I know it's kinda lame, but never gets old.
So they started chatting (must have been quite funny they both sitting in same room, one excited because he's chatting with girl, the other trying not to laugh his ass off) about ranodm crap, nothing serious. Finally my friend asked for pics exchange, (s)he sent him pics of some normal, but quite nice girl. Then the random guy was in real like "hey, look at this hottie I'm chatting with, she is really into me I think could have a chance of banging her". Hard to stay with stone face I guess.
So this could have ended here with lot of laughs for my friend and nice embarassement for the random guy. However, my friend decided to take it further...
He set this nice trap (which I'm proud of him for, because I was sth like his guru in high school  ) - turned on webcam on his laptop and started video chat with another friend who was told about this trap. Made laptop monitor turn black, pointed it on the random guy and left the room. He immediately went to room of the other friend and started chatting as a girl with the random guy while watching him on webcam at the same time. (s)he wanted him to make new photos and send it immediately. So they was watching him making funny poses and things like this. Then the chat turned little bit more erotic and my friend asked him for stripping his shirt off and making another photos. Eventually (s)he asked him to shave his chest because (s)he liked it when men are shaved and send another photos and guess what, he did it, while they were watching him LOLOL.
When I was being told this story, I was in tears by now, however, the best was about to come.
So my friend came back to the room acting like he wasn't ROFLing whole past hour, asking the random guy about that chick, all good was his answer. My friend couldn't control himself any longer so he thought it was time to end this joke.
Next night (s)he was chatting with the random guy again telling him how (s)he is feeling sad and lonely because (s)he broke up with a boy. Then (s)he asked him what university is he in.. "oh, I'm in the same university!"..."Oh, I live in the same campus.. the buidling next to yours!" chat went on till (s)he said "you know..the break up is very hard for me, would you mind to come here and maybe stay for a night? so we can get to know better.." (s)he told him floor and room number and he then told my friend in real that he's gonna date that girl and won't come back tonight with that I-so-rule-and-gonna-get-banged accent.
So he came there, knocked on the room to find out there's is no girl living there, came back, watching my friend laughing and falling into total embarrassement...
+ Show Spoiler + NOT!Earlier during the day my friend contacted his badass friend who looks like incontrol and described him briefly the history of this joke. He asked him to, at settled time, come infront of room where the girl was supposed to live and act like her exboyfriend. So the random guy came there that night and see this badass standing in front of the door. He silently says "hi" and the badass asked him with anger in his voice: "what are you doing here" "eh..I've to meet someone from this room if you excuse me" "Meet someone? Who?" "ehm..Erica" "Erica, huh?! So you are the motherfucker who's she cheating on me with? I tell you what motherfucker, you will dissappear now and if I ever see you again I'm gonna beat you so hard you will regret you ever started messing with my girl. Now get the fuck out of here you piece of shit!" The random guy literally ran away. He came back to his room. My friend asked him suprisely what happened and he said that there was her exboyfriend, who was some scrub but he didn't want to pressure that girl by getting in some sort of conflict with him. But that he would totally bang her next time. My friend fell into unstoppable laugh but the random guy wouldn't understand. Then he gave him some hints till the poor random guy finally understood what epic trap he was caught in. funny thing: the random guy left the university (not because of this though ) and they got some big fatty in their room instead of him for next semester. According to their words the fatty was absolutely disgusting skyping all day with his even more fatty girl about sexual things. Then the girl started visiting him and they would have that snottering sex even when my friend was in the room LOL. So I guess he got what he deserved at the end, haha.
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On February 02 2009 10:34 ondik wrote:+ Show Spoiler +This is story of my best friend. (hm, I'm not sure if it belongs here, because it's not from school, but whtever) So first year on university - let me mention here it's technical university where 95 % of students are boys and the rest looks like boys, so interacting with a cute girl is really BIG DEAL for them haha (gogo us, economists!) - he shared room at campus with our former high-school classmate (who doesn't really figure in this story) and some random guy. I don't remember what was the background exactly but the random guy pissed somehow my friend so he decided to piss him back (not literally). His plan was relatively simple. Create a new ICQ account (instant messenger we use over here) start talking with the random guy pretending to be girl and then laugh at him hard. I know it's kinda lame, but never gets old. So they started chatting (must have been quite funny they both sitting in same room, one excited because he's chatting with girl, the other trying not to laugh his ass off) about ranodm crap, nothing serious. Finally my friend asked for pics exchange, (s)he sent him pics of some normal, but quite nice girl. Then the random guy was in real like "hey, look at this hottie I'm chatting with, she is really into me I think could have a chance of banging her". Hard to stay with stone face I guess. So this could have ended here with lot of laughs for my friend and nice embarassement for the random guy. However, my friend decided to take it further... He set this nice trap (which I'm proud of him for, because I was sth like his guru in high school ) - turned on webcam on his laptop and started video chat with another friend who was told about this trap. Made laptop monitor turn black, pointed it on the random guy and left the room. He immediately went to room of the other friend and started chatting as a girl with the random guy while watching him on webcam at the same time. (s)he wanted him to make new photos and send it immediately. So they was watching him making funny poses and things like this. Then the chat turned little bit more erotic and my friend asked him for stripping his shirt off and making another photos. Eventually (s)he asked him to shave his chest because (s)he liked it when men are shaved and send another photos and guess what, he did it, while they were watching him LOLOL. When I was being told this story, I was in tears by now, however, the best was about to come. So my friend came back to the room acting like he wasn't ROFLing whole past hour, asking the random guy about that chick, all good was his answer. My friend couldn't control himself any longer so he thought it was time to end this joke. Next night (s)he was chatting with the random guy again telling him how (s)he is feeling sad and lonely because (s)he broke up with a boy. Then (s)he asked him what university is he in.. "oh, I'm in the same university!"..."Oh, I live in the same campus.. the buidling next to yours!" chat went on till (s)he said "you know..the break up is very hard for me, would you mind to come here and maybe stay for a night? so we can get to know better.." (s)he told him floor and room number and he then told my friend in real that he's gonna date that girl and won't come back tonight with that I-so-rule-and-gonna-get-banged accent. So he came there, knocked on the room to find out there's is no girl living there, came back, watching my friend laughing and falling into total embarrassement... + Show Spoiler + NOT!Earlier during the day my friend contacted his badass friend who looks like incontrol and described him briefly the history of this joke. He asked him to, at settled time, come infront of room where the girl was supposed to live and act like her exboyfriend. So the random guy came there that night and see this badass standing in front of the door. He silently says "hi" and the badass asked him with anger in his voice: "what are you doing here" "eh..I've to meet someone from this room if you excuse me" "Meet someone? Who?" "ehm..Erica" "Erica, huh?! So you are the motherfucker who's she cheating on me with? I tell you what motherfucker, you will dissappear now and if I ever see you again I'm gonna beat you so hard you will regret you ever started messing with my girl. Now get the fuck out of here you piece of shit!" The random guy literally ran away. He came back to his room. My friend asked him suprisely what happened and he said that there was her exboyfriend, who was some scrub but he didn't want to pressure that girl by getting in some sort of conflict with him. But that he would totally bang her next time. My friend fell into unstoppable laugh but the random guy wouldn't understand. Then he gave him some hints till the poor random guy finally understood what epic trap he was caught in. funny thing: the random guy left the university (not because of this though ) and they got some big fatty in their room instead of him for next semester. According to their words the fatty was absolutely disgusting skyping all day with his even more fatty girl about sexual things. Then the girl started visiting him and they would have that snottering sex even when my friend was in the room LOL. So I guess he got what he deserved at the end, haha.
Wow I can't imagine your friend pulling that off.
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On February 02 2009 11:00 Solinren wrote:Show nested quote +On February 02 2009 10:34 ondik wrote:+ Show Spoiler +This is story of my best friend. (hm, I'm not sure if it belongs here, because it's not from school, but whtever) So first year on university - let me mention here it's technical university where 95 % of students are boys and the rest looks like boys, so interacting with a cute girl is really BIG DEAL for them haha (gogo us, economists!) - he shared room at campus with our former high-school classmate (who doesn't really figure in this story) and some random guy. I don't remember what was the background exactly but the random guy pissed somehow my friend so he decided to piss him back (not literally). His plan was relatively simple. Create a new ICQ account (instant messenger we use over here) start talking with the random guy pretending to be girl and then laugh at him hard. I know it's kinda lame, but never gets old. So they started chatting (must have been quite funny they both sitting in same room, one excited because he's chatting with girl, the other trying not to laugh his ass off) about ranodm crap, nothing serious. Finally my friend asked for pics exchange, (s)he sent him pics of some normal, but quite nice girl. Then the random guy was in real like "hey, look at this hottie I'm chatting with, she is really into me I think could have a chance of banging her". Hard to stay with stone face I guess. So this could have ended here with lot of laughs for my friend and nice embarassement for the random guy. However, my friend decided to take it further... He set this nice trap (which I'm proud of him for, because I was sth like his guru in high school ) - turned on webcam on his laptop and started video chat with another friend who was told about this trap. Made laptop monitor turn black, pointed it on the random guy and left the room. He immediately went to room of the other friend and started chatting as a girl with the random guy while watching him on webcam at the same time. (s)he wanted him to make new photos and send it immediately. So they was watching him making funny poses and things like this. Then the chat turned little bit more erotic and my friend asked him for stripping his shirt off and making another photos. Eventually (s)he asked him to shave his chest because (s)he liked it when men are shaved and send another photos and guess what, he did it, while they were watching him LOLOL. When I was being told this story, I was in tears by now, however, the best was about to come. So my friend came back to the room acting like he wasn't ROFLing whole past hour, asking the random guy about that chick, all good was his answer. My friend couldn't control himself any longer so he thought it was time to end this joke. Next night (s)he was chatting with the random guy again telling him how (s)he is feeling sad and lonely because (s)he broke up with a boy. Then (s)he asked him what university is he in.. "oh, I'm in the same university!"..."Oh, I live in the same campus.. the buidling next to yours!" chat went on till (s)he said "you know..the break up is very hard for me, would you mind to come here and maybe stay for a night? so we can get to know better.." (s)he told him floor and room number and he then told my friend in real that he's gonna date that girl and won't come back tonight with that I-so-rule-and-gonna-get-banged accent. So he came there, knocked on the room to find out there's is no girl living there, came back, watching my friend laughing and falling into total embarrassement... + Show Spoiler + NOT!Earlier during the day my friend contacted his badass friend who looks like incontrol and described him briefly the history of this joke. He asked him to, at settled time, come infront of room where the girl was supposed to live and act like her exboyfriend. So the random guy came there that night and see this badass standing in front of the door. He silently says "hi" and the badass asked him with anger in his voice: "what are you doing here" "eh..I've to meet someone from this room if you excuse me" "Meet someone? Who?" "ehm..Erica" "Erica, huh?! So you are the motherfucker who's she cheating on me with? I tell you what motherfucker, you will dissappear now and if I ever see you again I'm gonna beat you so hard you will regret you ever started messing with my girl. Now get the fuck out of here you piece of shit!" The random guy literally ran away. He came back to his room. My friend asked him suprisely what happened and he said that there was her exboyfriend, who was some scrub but he didn't want to pressure that girl by getting in some sort of conflict with him. But that he would totally bang her next time. My friend fell into unstoppable laugh but the random guy wouldn't understand. Then he gave him some hints till the poor random guy finally understood what epic trap he was caught in. funny thing: the random guy left the university (not because of this though ) and they got some big fatty in their room instead of him for next semester. According to their words the fatty was absolutely disgusting skyping all day with his even more fatty girl about sexual things. Then the girl started visiting him and they would have that snottering sex even when my friend was in the room LOL. So I guess he got what he deserved at the end, haha. Wow I can't imagine your friend pulling that off.
hahaha thats fucking awsome. I bet so many desperate people would fall into that trap.
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On February 02 2009 11:17 Pengu1n wrote:Show nested quote +On February 02 2009 11:00 Solinren wrote:On February 02 2009 10:34 ondik wrote:+ Show Spoiler +This is story of my best friend. (hm, I'm not sure if it belongs here, because it's not from school, but whtever) So first year on university - let me mention here it's technical university where 95 % of students are boys and the rest looks like boys, so interacting with a cute girl is really BIG DEAL for them haha (gogo us, economists!) - he shared room at campus with our former high-school classmate (who doesn't really figure in this story) and some random guy. I don't remember what was the background exactly but the random guy pissed somehow my friend so he decided to piss him back (not literally). His plan was relatively simple. Create a new ICQ account (instant messenger we use over here) start talking with the random guy pretending to be girl and then laugh at him hard. I know it's kinda lame, but never gets old. So they started chatting (must have been quite funny they both sitting in same room, one excited because he's chatting with girl, the other trying not to laugh his ass off) about ranodm crap, nothing serious. Finally my friend asked for pics exchange, (s)he sent him pics of some normal, but quite nice girl. Then the random guy was in real like "hey, look at this hottie I'm chatting with, she is really into me I think could have a chance of banging her". Hard to stay with stone face I guess. So this could have ended here with lot of laughs for my friend and nice embarassement for the random guy. However, my friend decided to take it further... He set this nice trap (which I'm proud of him for, because I was sth like his guru in high school ) - turned on webcam on his laptop and started video chat with another friend who was told about this trap. Made laptop monitor turn black, pointed it on the random guy and left the room. He immediately went to room of the other friend and started chatting as a girl with the random guy while watching him on webcam at the same time. (s)he wanted him to make new photos and send it immediately. So they was watching him making funny poses and things like this. Then the chat turned little bit more erotic and my friend asked him for stripping his shirt off and making another photos. Eventually (s)he asked him to shave his chest because (s)he liked it when men are shaved and send another photos and guess what, he did it, while they were watching him LOLOL. When I was being told this story, I was in tears by now, however, the best was about to come. So my friend came back to the room acting like he wasn't ROFLing whole past hour, asking the random guy about that chick, all good was his answer. My friend couldn't control himself any longer so he thought it was time to end this joke. Next night (s)he was chatting with the random guy again telling him how (s)he is feeling sad and lonely because (s)he broke up with a boy. Then (s)he asked him what university is he in.. "oh, I'm in the same university!"..."Oh, I live in the same campus.. the buidling next to yours!" chat went on till (s)he said "you know..the break up is very hard for me, would you mind to come here and maybe stay for a night? so we can get to know better.." (s)he told him floor and room number and he then told my friend in real that he's gonna date that girl and won't come back tonight with that I-so-rule-and-gonna-get-banged accent. So he came there, knocked on the room to find out there's is no girl living there, came back, watching my friend laughing and falling into total embarrassement... + Show Spoiler + NOT!Earlier during the day my friend contacted his badass friend who looks like incontrol and described him briefly the history of this joke. He asked him to, at settled time, come infront of room where the girl was supposed to live and act like her exboyfriend. So the random guy came there that night and see this badass standing in front of the door. He silently says "hi" and the badass asked him with anger in his voice: "what are you doing here" "eh..I've to meet someone from this room if you excuse me" "Meet someone? Who?" "ehm..Erica" "Erica, huh?! So you are the motherfucker who's she cheating on me with? I tell you what motherfucker, you will dissappear now and if I ever see you again I'm gonna beat you so hard you will regret you ever started messing with my girl. Now get the fuck out of here you piece of shit!" The random guy literally ran away. He came back to his room. My friend asked him suprisely what happened and he said that there was her exboyfriend, who was some scrub but he didn't want to pressure that girl by getting in some sort of conflict with him. But that he would totally bang her next time. My friend fell into unstoppable laugh but the random guy wouldn't understand. Then he gave him some hints till the poor random guy finally understood what epic trap he was caught in. funny thing: the random guy left the university (not because of this though ) and they got some big fatty in their room instead of him for next semester. According to their words the fatty was absolutely disgusting skyping all day with his even more fatty girl about sexual things. Then the girl started visiting him and they would have that snottering sex even when my friend was in the room LOL. So I guess he got what he deserved at the end, haha. Wow I can't imagine your friend pulling that off. hahaha thats fucking awsome. I bet so many desperate people would fall into that trap.
that story is fucking funny
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On February 02 2009 11:57 Pieguy314 wrote:
Oh god. I remember there was one time we were doing push ups in gym, and there was a really hot chick in short shorts in my gym class, and i was sitting out on the gym, and i got a really bad boner. So i was like "no problem, I'll just tuck it under the elastic. But then i tripped on my shoelace, and with a huge hardon i accidentally fell onto the hot chick's ass, and I knew she felt it cause she looked in the way that she knew y'know? and i was really embarrassed to even look at her afterwards.
There was this other time, when I was in grade 8 i was trying to ask this chick out. But i was uber shy, so one time i was beside her on the bus stop, and i was like "wanna go out on a date " but really quietly, so that she didn't hear most of it.. and then i think she only heard the "date" part, and she said "February 2nd" and i was like "..." and my face was really red after that.
LOL DUDE THE 1ST ONE OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! nice nice nicee
But dang the 2nd one... that sucks =\
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