What if you had one day left to live?

On October 12 2007 03:52 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
pics or it didn't happen

On October 12 2007 03:56 Scorpion wrote:
Take a picture of your willy in its current state.

Also, start not jacking off since you won't be able to for a LONG time.

On October 12 2007 04:14 Flaccid wrote:
Why are you doing this?

On October 12 2007 04:17 Storchen wrote:


yes, why!?

On October 12 2007 04:22 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!

On October 12 2007 04:25 MTF wrote:


Yeah, make 'em laugh and cut a zigzag into your penis!

On October 12 2007 04:37 xM(Z wrote:
you'll loose about 25% of teh pleasure

On October 12 2007 04:39 decafchicken wrote:


well seeing as i never experienced 100% of the pleasure in the first place, i wont mind.

On October 12 2007 04:45 statix wrote:
Losing more pleasure is a myth invented by people with earthworm penis's.

My reason is because the foreskin is too tight, it applies to both hygiene and sex.

On October 12 2007 04:22 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!

DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!

On October 12 2007 05:24 OverTheUnder wrote:
poor guy;(

I would also recommend getting the opinion of several doctors before doing this and see if it can't be solved some other way. If u have already done the necessary research, then gl;o

On October 12 2007 05:20 SilenTLurker wrote:
Don't be harsh.. I had the same "problem" that I'm assuming you have but I took care of it with a simple daily exercise prescribed by the doctor (when I was five).

Seriously, you might really regret doing this. Appreciate what you have before it's too late!

In conclusion, I advise you to play with your dick until you realize the mistake you're making.

On October 12 2007 05:04 xM(Z wrote:

every youngster has it tight (i'm asumming you're not a virgin anymore. meaning - a cock with foreskin needs to be devirginated. usualy that happens during masturbation), that's the way it comes.
stroke it and in some time and it will loosen up.
anyway, just do what you have to do.

On October 12 2007 05:24 Kennigit wrote:
You should go to that girl's house instead of texting her...sex her and then tell her to wait a month cause your getting cut

wtf am i supposed to tell people when i'm sitting out at gym class/cant do anything/etc

On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS

On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS

On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/

On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.

On October 12 2007 06:54 Rekrul wrote:
So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol

On October 12 2007 06:54 Rekrul wrote:
So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol

On October 12 2007 06:39 FanaBatHero wrote:


... Why would you ever do that?!

On October 12 2007 05:44 decafchicken wrote:

I went in for a consultation and doctor advised it.

On October 12 2007 05:53 FanaBatHero wrote:
Tell them your penis was so big that the skin around it was holding it back whenever you fucked their moms.

On October 12 2007 06:58 -DaJ- wrote:


because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never.....

On October 12 2007 07:19 Masamune wrote:
I heard when the foreskin is too tight, usually they make a little snippet in the skin to loosen it up. Unless yours is completely covering it to the point where you can't even see a penis head and it would look awkward making a snip, I don't see why you wouldn't do that. gl anyway, that's some scary stuff.

On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.

On October 12 2007 07:22 decafchicken wrote:


if a knife is goign to my dick i'm going all the way. besides i dont want a fucking patched foreskin

On October 12 2007 03:53 decafchicken wrote:


I will ask for a fully documented video + picture with commentary.

On October 12 2007 03:45 decafchicken wrote:
Yes thats right. Tomorrow I am going to die. And be reborn a new man. A new, circumcised man. This event is too much for a blog i use primarily for homework purposes to contain. I am 16 and will be put under sometime tomorrow and wake up to a new life. I will post up to date news about my daily struggles and triumphs, seeing as i probably wont be doing much else. I wonder what painkillers i'll get. Vicodin gogo.

So...what would you do if it was your last day with your foreskin? Comments/tips/tricks from anyone who has undergone circumcision post-infancy? Anything really.

On October 12 2007 07:46 Flaccid wrote:
xM)Z is absolutely right by the way.

It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man!

Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret.

On October 12 2007 07:46 Flaccid wrote:
xM)Z is absolutely right by the way.

It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man!

Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret.

On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.

On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.

On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.

On October 12 2007 08:31 Funchucks wrote:
What if your foreskin is the mystical source of all your APM?

On October 12 2007 08:44 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:


I am under the impression that most americans are circumcised. This american girl I met was genuniely shocket that I was not. Btw as long as you clean your genitals that is not a problem

Circumcise yourself in 4 easy ways:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html

On October 12 2007 08:51 SilenTLurker wrote:


The foreskin has more nerve endings than any other part of the penis. So, you know, it's a scientific fact.

On October 12 2007 06:58 -DaJ- wrote:


because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never.....

On October 12 2007 08:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:


HAHAHA, "I swear baby, All of them were born this way I don't have an STD/deformed cock!"

Its gonna hurt a lot dude, but probably not as much as these:

WARNING NSFW VERY GRAPHIC
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

On October 12 2007 08:57 Danzepol wrote:
i am happily uncut and i personally could not imagine it otherwise. I mean you're born with it, for god sakes, you don't cut other hunks of flesh off of your body, why should the penis be any different..

I feel like my head would be far to sensitive to have to rub against clothes all day, although i guess thats just something that you get used to?

also,
No need for any sort lube when jacking off at all, it just glides.

On October 12 2007 08:57 Danzepol wrote:
i am happily uncut and i personally could not imagine it otherwise. I mean you're born with it, for god sakes, you don't cut other hunks of flesh off of your body, why should the penis be any different..

I feel like my head would be far to sensitive to have to rub against clothes all day, although i guess thats just something that you get used to?

also,
No need for any sort lube when jacking off at all, it just glides.

On October 12 2007 09:01 FanaBatHero wrote:
Personally, whenever my penis is touching a surface and it's not completely smooth like my boxers (i.e. jeans, boxer lining, etc.) it's VERY irritating.

On October 12 2007 09:05 Danzepol wrote:



are you circumcised? Because i am curious as to whether or not you guys have to worry about that throughout the day.

And yea, it might be too late but I would most definitely get a second opinion.

On October 12 2007 09:09 FanaBatHero wrote:

I'm uncircumcised. And I do have to worry about it throughout the day if it happens. I bet circumcised people are more or less tolerant/desensitized to the feeling.

Most in the US are born circumcised according to parental wishes.

On October 12 2007 09:16 Funchucks wrote:

Arthroscopy is very advanced in the US.

On October 12 2007 08:53 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


I was pretty sure the penis head was the most sensitive area of the cock? Doesnt make too much sense imo that the skin protective the softer skin below would be MORE sensitive. Isnt the foreskin biologically a covering for the actual penis head?

On October 12 2007 09:24 SilenTLurker wrote:


"The glans of the circumcised penis is less sensitive to fine touch than the glans of the uncircumcised penis. The transitional region from the external to the internal prepuce is the most sensitive region of the uncircumcised penis and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis. Circumcision ablates the most sensitive parts of the penis."

http://www.nocirc.org/touch-test/bju_6685.pdf

On October 12 2007 09:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


Yeah that website is completely unbiased...

On October 12 2007 08:53 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


I was pretty sure the penis head was the most sensitive area of the cock? Doesnt make too much sense imo that the skin protective the softer skin below would be MORE sensitive. Isnt the foreskin biologically a covering for the actual penis head?

On October 12 2007 10:52 Kingkosi wrote:
Peel back that skin and mouth fuck a girl (Not stopping until she bleeds of course)

On October 12 2007 08:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:


HAHAHA, "I swear baby, All of them were born this way I don't have an STD/deformed cock!"

Its gonna hurt a lot dude, but probably not as much as these:

WARNING NSFW VERY GRAPHIC
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

On October 12 2007 04:58 decafchicken wrote:
New game:
Funny onelines to write on my penis pre-surgery?

On October 12 2007 13:05 ieatkids5 wrote:

rofl

decaf - take the pain, dont ask for painkillers or any of that stuff

On October 13 2007 09:20 CharlieMurphy wrote:
So its the next day now, I wonder how much pain hes in and when he'll post again.

On October 13 2007 08:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
Decaf, I hope you got some blowjobs before your foreskin came off.

I heard that blowjobs are insanely awesome with foreskin.

Now you just have to settle for regular blowjobs, albeit, more often, since your cock is all super-sexed out now.

On October 13 2007 09:25 decafchicken wrote:


... Too bad cpt_obvious isnt here to point you in the right direction