Anyway, you're a tool for getting it cut ;P Unless a doctor advices you to get it cut because it's gonna be horrible during sex, there's no reason to get it cut except this stupid mentality in America that circumsized penises are more attractive somehow. IMO it's no better than FGM.
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Chef
10810 Posts
Anyway, you're a tool for getting it cut ;P Unless a doctor advices you to get it cut because it's gonna be horrible during sex, there's no reason to get it cut except this stupid mentality in America that circumsized penises are more attractive somehow. IMO it's no better than FGM. | ||
Chef
10810 Posts
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!! Shouldn't that be sad face, cause it's about to get cut? lol | ||
SilenTLurker
United States250 Posts
Seriously, you might really regret doing this. Appreciate what you have before it's too late! In conclusion, I advise you to play with your dick until you realize the mistake you're making. | ||
Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
I would also recommend getting the opinion of several doctors before doing this and see if it can't be solved some other way. If u have already done the necessary research, then gl;o | ||
il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
So I lied down on a bed, put some metal bar and put a towel so they wouldnt see the surgery. they pull my pants down, put like 10 shots on my penis (it hurt and I was about to cry, I was like 9) and then the rest went okay. However, after it, it hurts to walk and peeing is a pain. My cousin told me that he got to see the whole thing while he was getting circumcised, that sounds so gross. But good luck, haha. | ||
decafchicken
United States19910 Posts
On October 12 2007 05:24 OverTheUnder wrote: poor guy;( I would also recommend getting the opinion of several doctors before doing this and see if it can't be solved some other way. If u have already done the necessary research, then gl;o I went in for a consultation and doctor advised it. On October 12 2007 05:20 SilenTLurker wrote: Don't be harsh.. I had the same "problem" that I'm assuming you have but I took care of it with a simple daily exercise prescribed by the doctor (when I was five). Seriously, you might really regret doing this. Appreciate what you have before it's too late! In conclusion, I advise you to play with your dick until you realize the mistake you're making. I tried stretching for a long time, didnt work. and i'm quite a bit older than 5 On October 12 2007 05:04 xM(Z wrote: every youngster has it tight (i'm asumming you're not a virgin anymore. meaning - a cock with foreskin needs to be devirginated. usualy that happens during masturbation), that's the way it comes. stroke it and in some time and it will loosen up. anyway, just do what you have to do. I'm a virgin, and regardless of any acts of sex, it will not fix itself short of it being torn in half during said acts of sex. On October 12 2007 05:24 Kennigit wrote: You should go to that girl's house instead of texting her...sex her and then tell her to wait a month cause your getting cut if only but it also brings me to another important question wtf am i supposed to tell people when i'm sitting out at gym class/cant do anything/etc | ||
Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
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FanaBatHero
Angola70 Posts
Or just say the truth, it's not that bad. Most guys in America are circumcized nowadays. | ||
Frits
11782 Posts
wtf am i supposed to tell people when i'm sitting out at gym class/cant do anything/etc Tell them you got a boner injury and hope they leave it at that. | ||
decafchicken
United States19910 Posts
edit: okay phew i'm just not allowed to eat after midnight | ||
FanaBatHero
Angola70 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote: I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life. edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS Actually I don't see anything that humiliating about it. Really. At least you won't throw up because of anesthesia and suffocate on your own vomit and die n_n! | ||
DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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Phantom
Canada2151 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote: I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life. edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part... and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/ | ||
Eskii
Canada544 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
maybe they should chloroform it. | ||
decafchicken
United States19910 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote: unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part... and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/ I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months. | ||
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