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GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
October 12 2007 03:44 GMT
#121
NOOO! I'M A FREAK!
Hwasingodly
Profile Joined October 2007
Peru4 Posts
October 12 2007 03:49 GMT
#122
I think most important thing is that you happy with your decision. Also, see if the doctors will let you keep the peice as souvenir
Respect the unrespected for truly are their failures the burden of your success
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
October 12 2007 03:55 GMT
#123
"Hey dad my e-friends said to get a second opinion first, i'm not going through with it" LoL.
Some quick random shit:
My last meal: A bowl of Life cereal (irony at its finest)
My last hours spent: Talking with a girl i rather be sexing. Is it funny that i told her i'd see her at school tomorrow? If timed correctly, she might call me while i'm getting my dick sliced. I also told her i'd go to the michigan game with her, lets hope i have massive recovery by saturday. That reminds me, wtf is my cover story going to be? a) prevents activity, b) calls for painkillers, c) they wont want/need to see it? Then posting this. Then going to bed.
OH FUCK. I need to beat off. This is the last time for a while. And my last time uncut. I need to find the perfect porno.
Oh well. Wakeup: 730 Pre-op: 830 Surgery 1045
GL HF ME
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
6985 Posts
October 12 2007 04:03 GMT
#124
Hero among men, gl hf to you.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
October 12 2007 04:05 GMT
#125
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

rofl

decaf - take the pain, dont ask for painkillers or any of that stuff
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
October 12 2007 04:13 GMT
#126
i would make a post on tl that says what if you had one day to live?
Shit happens and then you die
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
October 12 2007 04:44 GMT
#127
On October 12 2007 04:58 decafchicken wrote:
New game:
Funny onelines to write on my penis pre-surgery?




Don't hurt me, please.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
October 12 2007 08:17 GMT
#128
decaf, i just found out that im older than you by one day
expressing myself through the form of dancing
ambit!ous1
Profile Joined September 2007
United States3662 Posts
October 12 2007 08:20 GMT
#129
I heard you can actually increase the size of penis when circumcision is done at the age of 11 to 15. but yea ouch
Bisu[Shield] / ♔ SoYeon
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
October 12 2007 08:37 GMT
#130
On October 12 2007 13:05 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

rofl

decaf - take the pain, dont ask for painkillers or any of that stuff

And faint from shock haha

gl decaf
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8836 Posts
October 12 2007 23:16 GMT
#131
I've always thought that circumcision, as a custom, was a pretty stupid idea.

Decaf's situation is actually one of the only good reasons to do it that I've ever heard.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
October 12 2007 23:24 GMT
#132
Decaf, I hope you got some blowjobs before your foreskin came off.

I heard that blowjobs are insanely awesome with foreskin.

Now you just have to settle for regular blowjobs, albeit, more often, since your cock is all super-sexed out now.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 13 2007 00:20 GMT
#133
So its the next day now, I wonder how much pain hes in and when he'll post again.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
October 13 2007 00:25 GMT
#134
On October 13 2007 09:20 CharlieMurphy wrote:
So its the next day now, I wonder how much pain hes in and when he'll post again.


... Too bad cpt_obvious isnt here to point you in the right direction

On October 13 2007 08:24 HeadBangaa wrote:
Decaf, I hope you got some blowjobs before your foreskin came off.

I heard that blowjobs are insanely awesome with foreskin.

Now you just have to settle for regular blowjobs, albeit, more often, since your cock is all super-sexed out now.


Well the problem is blowjobs when the foreskin doesnt go back suck ass and probably hurt. But i wouldnt know so
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-13 00:44:32
October 13 2007 00:32 GMT
#135
On October 13 2007 09:25 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2007 09:20 CharlieMurphy wrote:
So its the next day now, I wonder how much pain hes in and when he'll post again.


... Too bad cpt_obvious isnt here to point you in the right direction


The Thread was not in the main listing for me..




Don't they use foreskin for skin grafts for burn victims and such?

I've also heard the use placenta for makeup and shit.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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