EPTWhat if you had one day left to live? - Page 7
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
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Hwasingodly
Peru4 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20168 Posts
Some quick random shit: My last meal: A bowl of Life cereal (irony at its finest) My last hours spent: Talking with a girl i rather be sexing. Is it funny that i told her i'd see her at school tomorrow? If timed correctly, she might call me while i'm getting my dick sliced. I also told her i'd go to the michigan game with her, lets hope i have massive recovery by saturday. That reminds me, wtf is my cover story going to be? a) prevents activity, b) calls for painkillers, c) they wont want/need to see it? Then posting this. Then going to bed. OH FUCK. I need to beat off. This is the last time for a while. And my last time uncut. I need to find the perfect porno. Oh well. Wakeup: 730 Pre-op: 830 Surgery 1045 GL HF ME | ||
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Puosu
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote: i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere. an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. rofl decaf - take the pain, dont ask for painkillers or any of that stuff | ||
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PissedOffEmo
Canada777 Posts
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
On October 12 2007 04:58 decafchicken wrote: New game: Funny onelines to write on my penis pre-surgery? Don't hurt me, please.  | ||
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bboyldy
Korea (North)664 Posts
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ambit!ous1
United States3662 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17743 Posts
On October 12 2007 13:05 ieatkids5 wrote: rofl decaf - take the pain, dont ask for painkillers or any of that stuff And faint from shock haha gl decaf | ||
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Flaccid
8917 Posts
Decaf's situation is actually one of the only good reasons to do it that I've ever heard. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
I heard that blowjobs are insanely awesome with foreskin. Now you just have to settle for regular blowjobs, albeit, more often, since your cock is all super-sexed out now. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20168 Posts
On October 13 2007 09:20 CharlieMurphy wrote: So its the next day now, I wonder how much pain hes in and when he'll post again. ... Too bad cpt_obvious isnt here to point you in the right direction On October 13 2007 08:24 HeadBangaa wrote: Decaf, I hope you got some blowjobs before your foreskin came off. I heard that blowjobs are insanely awesome with foreskin. Now you just have to settle for regular blowjobs, albeit, more often, since your cock is all super-sexed out now. Well the problem is blowjobs when the foreskin doesnt go back suck ass and probably hurt. But i wouldnt know so | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On October 13 2007 09:25 decafchicken wrote: ... Too bad cpt_obvious isnt here to point you in the right direction The Thread was not in the main listing for me.. Don't they use foreskin for skin grafts for burn victims and such? I've also heard the use placenta for makeup and shit. | ||
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