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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20106 Posts
October 11 2007 22:57 GMT
#81
On October 12 2007 07:46 Flaccid wrote:
xM)Z is absolutely right by the way.

It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man!

Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret.


It doesnt go back. Last time it got pulled back when i had a boner, the frenulum tore a bit. Also if its to tight and it does go back, it will choke my dick and the blood will be stuck in the head and i have to go to the hospitol. nthx
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Mutaahh
Profile Joined June 2007
Netherlands859 Posts
October 11 2007 23:01 GMT
#82
Serious shit to joke about T.T
This better is a joke
I want to fly
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
October 11 2007 23:13 GMT
#83
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.



kissing an ugly girl is quite a reasonable joke for life...=( circumcision...not so much
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20106 Posts
October 11 2007 23:17 GMT
#84
And now i'm going over to a girls house, seeing as i probably wont even feel like walking tomorrow.

You think if i tell her i'm getting cut tomorow she'll sex me for before/after opinions?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 11 2007 23:18 GMT
#85
its worth the try lol
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
October 11 2007 23:23 GMT
#86
This is a pretty shitty situtation dude.

Good luck.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 11 2007 23:31 GMT
#87
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
October 11 2007 23:31 GMT
#88
What if your foreskin is the mystical source of all your APM?
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
October 11 2007 23:44 GMT
#89
On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.


I am under the impression that most americans are circumcised. This american girl I met was genuniely shocket that I was not. Btw as long as you clean your genitals that is not a problem

Circumcise yourself in 4 easy ways:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html
ModeratorFather of bunnies
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 11 2007 23:49 GMT
#90
well of course if you clean yourself it isnt a problem... but when people mention hygiene(sp) they are usually referring to the extra cleaning you guys have to do as oppose to the cut ones.

And I dont think its the genitals you clean, its the penis afaik. The issue is grime building up inside the foreskin i think.

Yes typically american girls are familiar with cut dicks (hence the american conditioning comment) but the ones I asked didnt preface with "I have never seen a uncircumsized dick." In fact my ex was dating a dude who was not cut.
SilenTLurker
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States250 Posts
October 11 2007 23:51 GMT
#91
On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.


The foreskin has more nerve endings than any other part of the penis. So, you know, it's a scientific fact.
-I don't like infanticide. ~Why not? -Kids aren't good business, Remy.
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 23:52 GMT
#92
Gunk = smegma.

Senior health lols.
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
October 11 2007 23:52 GMT
#93
On October 12 2007 08:31 Funchucks wrote:
What if your foreskin is the mystical source of all your APM?

Somethings telling me that decaf wont be worrying about that.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
October 11 2007 23:52 GMT
#94
just reading this topic makes me fucking cringe

i never want sharp objects near my cock ever
:-)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 11 2007 23:53 GMT
#95
On October 12 2007 08:44 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.


I am under the impression that most americans are circumcised. This american girl I met was genuniely shocket that I was not. Btw as long as you clean your genitals that is not a problem

Circumcise yourself in 4 easy ways:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html


HAHAHA, "I swear baby, All of them were born this way I don't have an STD/deformed cock!"

Its gonna hurt a lot dude, but probably not as much as these:

WARNING NSFW VERY GRAPHIC
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 23:54:05
October 11 2007 23:53 GMT
#96
On October 12 2007 08:51 SilenTLurker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.


The foreskin has more nerve endings than any other part of the penis. So, you know, it's a scientific fact.


I was pretty sure the penis head was the most sensitive area of the cock? Doesnt make too much sense imo that the skin protective the softer skin below would be MORE sensitive. Isnt the foreskin biologically a covering for the actual penis head?
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 23:55 GMT
#97
On October 12 2007 06:58 -DaJ- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:39 FanaBatHero wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.



... Why would you ever do that?!


because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never.....


Kissing an ugly girl might be part of YOUR life as a man, but I have never.

Looks aren't everything, but I have yet to know an ugly girl that appealed to me enough for me to make out with her. I'm not doubting their existence, I'm just saying.
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
October 11 2007 23:57 GMT
#98
i am happily uncut and i personally could not imagine it otherwise. I mean you're born with it, for god sakes, you don't cut other hunks of flesh off of your body, why should the penis be any different..

I feel like my head would be far to sensitive to have to rub against clothes all day, although i guess thats just something that you get used to?

also,
No need for any sort lube when jacking off at all, it just glides.
in a fox with a box
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 23:58 GMT
#99
On October 12 2007 08:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 08:44 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
On October 12 2007 08:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
whats that gunk called that uncut dicks get? Fucking sick.


Welcome to the world of cut dicks sir They say sex is worse or w/e. But they have no clue as they arent cut either.

I have actually discussed this with several girls and (could be american social conditioning) the cut dick is more appealing.


I am under the impression that most americans are circumcised. This american girl I met was genuniely shocket that I was not. Btw as long as you clean your genitals that is not a problem

Circumcise yourself in 4 easy ways:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html


HAHAHA, "I swear baby, All of them were born this way I don't have an STD/deformed cock!"

Its gonna hurt a lot dude, but probably not as much as these:

WARNING NSFW VERY GRAPHIC
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

Aw shit man, not the pain olympics!

My friends and I debated for days whether it was real or not. I am so scared of just remembering what I saw. I never want to see it again.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 12 2007 00:00 GMT
#100
On October 12 2007 08:57 Danzepol wrote:
i am happily uncut and i personally could not imagine it otherwise. I mean you're born with it, for god sakes, you don't cut other hunks of flesh off of your body, why should the penis be any different..

I feel like my head would be far to sensitive to have to rub against clothes all day, although i guess thats just something that you get used to?

also,
No need for any sort lube when jacking off at all, it just glides.


dont notice it at all

or maybe i have a small wiener

you decide
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