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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 20:14:30
October 11 2007 20:13 GMT
#41
My father had it done (when I was like 8 or something) because he had some sort of infection or something. He couldn't get out of bed for like 2 weeks :X He's French (which means he isn't too shy to walk around the house naked) so I saw how red that was; gross enough just to see it on occasion, grosser then (I know what you might be thinking: no, I'm not an abused child or anything. He usually wears pants, but early in the morning before he's put any on or late at night after he's taken them off he's too lazy.

Anyway, you're a tool for getting it cut ;P Unless a doctor advices you to get it cut because it's gonna be horrible during sex, there's no reason to get it cut except this stupid mentality in America that circumsized penises are more attractive somehow. IMO it's no better than FGM.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 11 2007 20:16 GMT
#42
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!

Shouldn't that be sad face, cause it's about to get cut? lol
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SilenTLurker
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States250 Posts
October 11 2007 20:20 GMT
#43
Don't be harsh.. I had the same "problem" that I'm assuming you have but I took care of it with a simple daily exercise prescribed by the doctor (when I was five).

Seriously, you might really regret doing this. Appreciate what you have before it's too late!

In conclusion, I advise you to play with your dick until you realize the mistake you're making.
-I don't like infanticide. ~Why not? -Kids aren't good business, Remy.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
October 11 2007 20:24 GMT
#44
You should go to that girl's house instead of texting her...sex her and then tell her to wait a month cause your getting cut
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
October 11 2007 20:24 GMT
#45
poor guy;(

I would also recommend getting the opinion of several doctors before doing this and see if it can't be solved some other way. If u have already done the necessary research, then gl;o
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 20:41:21
October 11 2007 20:38 GMT
#46
Dude that thing hurts so bad, when I went to korea in 2002, we were going to the hospital and I was like where we going? They told me, I got scared and they send me in this room all dark.


So I lied down on a bed, put some metal bar and put a towel so they wouldnt see the surgery. they pull my pants down, put like 10 shots on my penis (it hurt and I was about to cry, I was like 9) and then the rest went okay. However, after it, it hurts to walk and peeing is a pain. My cousin told me that he got to see the whole thing while he was getting circumcised, that sounds so gross.


But good luck, haha.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
October 11 2007 20:44 GMT
#47
On October 12 2007 05:24 OverTheUnder wrote:
poor guy;(

I would also recommend getting the opinion of several doctors before doing this and see if it can't be solved some other way. If u have already done the necessary research, then gl;o


I went in for a consultation and doctor advised it.

On October 12 2007 05:20 SilenTLurker wrote:
Don't be harsh.. I had the same "problem" that I'm assuming you have but I took care of it with a simple daily exercise prescribed by the doctor (when I was five).

Seriously, you might really regret doing this. Appreciate what you have before it's too late!

In conclusion, I advise you to play with your dick until you realize the mistake you're making.


I tried stretching for a long time, didnt work. and i'm quite a bit older than 5

On October 12 2007 05:04 xM(Z wrote:
Show nested quote +
My reason is because the foreskin is too tight, it applies to both hygiene and sex.

every youngster has it tight (i'm asumming you're not a virgin anymore. meaning - a cock with foreskin needs to be devirginated. usualy that happens during masturbation), that's the way it comes.
stroke it and in some time and it will loosen up.
anyway, just do what you have to do.

I'm a virgin, and regardless of any acts of sex, it will not fix itself short of it being torn in half during said acts of sex.


On October 12 2007 05:24 Kennigit wrote:
You should go to that girl's house instead of texting her...sex her and then tell her to wait a month cause your getting cut


if only but it also brings me to another important question

wtf am i supposed to tell people when i'm sitting out at gym class/cant do anything/etc
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
October 11 2007 20:46 GMT
#48
um...just tell them you got circumcised? (sp)
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 11 2007 20:49 GMT
#49
i would spend the entire day writing
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 11 2007 20:50 GMT
#50
oh fuck you
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 20:53 GMT
#51
Tell them your penis was so big that the skin around it was holding it back whenever you fucked their moms.

Or just say the truth, it's not that bad. Most guys in America are circumcized nowadays.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 11 2007 20:54 GMT
#52
I had the same thing done while I was very young decaf, same reason. Though I didn't really have a choice in it because I was like 6 or 8 years old. Anyways I don't remember any pain at all, and I'm perfectly happy without foreskin.

wtf am i supposed to tell people when i'm sitting out at gym class/cant do anything/etc


Tell them you got a boner injury and hope they leave it at that.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 21:24:04
October 11 2007 21:01 GMT
#53
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: okay phew i'm just not allowed to eat after midnight
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 21:11 GMT
#54
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS

Actually I don't see anything that humiliating about it. Really.

At least you won't throw up because of anesthesia and suffocate on your own vomit and die n_n!
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 11 2007 21:12 GMT
#55
You disgust me decaf.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
October 11 2007 21:13 GMT
#56
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
October 11 2007 21:14 GMT
#57
Umm... Well considering adult circumcision isnt a good idea from a medical perspective, I would not get my dick cut off?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 11 2007 21:16 GMT
#58
i'm going to masturbate enough for both of us so don't worry.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 11 2007 21:17 GMT
#59
just hope your penis doesn't decide to get happy mid operation and there be an accident.

maybe they should chloroform it.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
October 11 2007 21:25 GMT
#60
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.

how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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