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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 11 2007 21:34 GMT
#61
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 11 2007 21:36 GMT
#62
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote:
i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere.

an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.

omg i'm laughing so hard
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 21:39 GMT
#63
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.



... Why would you ever do that?!
relaxxl
Profile Joined June 2007
Japan78 Posts
October 11 2007 21:43 GMT
#64
If its too tight cant you just get it loosened? I hear its much more pleasurable (sex) WITH foreskin.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 11 2007 21:54 GMT
#65
So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol
why so 진지해?
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
October 11 2007 21:57 GMT
#66
On October 12 2007 06:54 Rekrul wrote:
So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol

"Mom I think I need some help..."
"Sure, with what?"
"I think my dick is too tight, I need it loosened up."
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
October 11 2007 21:58 GMT
#67
On October 12 2007 06:54 Rekrul wrote:
So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol


brought it up w/ family doctor who scheduled apptment w/ urologist who brought it up with my dad.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
-DaJ-
Profile Joined April 2004
Switzerland539 Posts
October 11 2007 21:58 GMT
#68
On October 12 2007 06:39 FanaBatHero wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.



... Why would you ever do that?!


because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never.....
Dear God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden.
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
October 11 2007 22:09 GMT
#69
On October 12 2007 05:44 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 05:24 OverTheUnder wrote:
poor guy;(

I would also recommend getting the opinion of several doctors before doing this and see if it can't be solved some other way. If u have already done the necessary research, then gl;o

I went in for a consultation and doctor advised it.
I would seriously get a second opinion, a circumcision isn't a small thing.
The foreskin exists for a reason, you know?
But hey, it's your body.


On October 12 2007 05:53 FanaBatHero wrote:
Tell them your penis was so big that the skin around it was holding it back whenever you fucked their moms.
ROFL!!!
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
October 11 2007 22:10 GMT
#70
On October 12 2007 06:58 -DaJ- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:39 FanaBatHero wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.



... Why would you ever do that?!


because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never.....


i think the keyword is "ugly" =)
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 11 2007 22:19 GMT
#71
I heard when the foreskin is too tight, usually they make a little snippet in the skin to loosen it up. Unless yours is completely covering it to the point where you can't even see a penis head and it would look awkward making a snip, I don't see why you wouldn't do that. gl anyway, that's some scary stuff.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20155 Posts
October 11 2007 22:22 GMT
#72
On October 12 2007 07:19 Masamune wrote:
I heard when the foreskin is too tight, usually they make a little snippet in the skin to loosen it up. Unless yours is completely covering it to the point where you can't even see a penis head and it would look awkward making a snip, I don't see why you wouldn't do that. gl anyway, that's some scary stuff.


if a knife is goign to my dick i'm going all the way. besides i dont want a fucking patched foreskin
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
October 11 2007 22:27 GMT
#73
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 06:13 Phantom wrote:
On October 12 2007 06:01 decafchicken wrote:
I've decided that just saying "oh hey i got circumcised" would be sufficiently awkward, and i would never hear the end of penis jokes for the next 3 years of my life.

edit: i'm also not allowed to eat for 24 hours prior to surgery this SUCKS


unless the kids at ur school are assholes, i don't see how the penis jokes would carry on for very long...i mean my friend got circumcised and really no one cared lol, until he told us the doctor gave him an option of keeping the sliced off part...

and my cousin got it infected once...so i mean...at least u don't have an infection before u have to get circumcised =/


I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months.



use the circumcised skin from your enormous penis as a noose to kill your enemies
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 11 2007 22:33 GMT
#74
On October 12 2007 07:22 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 07:19 Masamune wrote:
I heard when the foreskin is too tight, usually they make a little snippet in the skin to loosen it up. Unless yours is completely covering it to the point where you can't even see a penis head and it would look awkward making a snip, I don't see why you wouldn't do that. gl anyway, that's some scary stuff.


if a knife is goign to my dick i'm going all the way. besides i dont want a fucking patched foreskin


Haha, say that again after your surgery.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 11 2007 22:37 GMT
#75
if you ever planned on an enlargement might as well get it now too
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
October 11 2007 22:40 GMT
#76
my cousin had it done when he was 8, couple days after he was peeing and then toilet sit went down as he was peeing and fucked him up, his stitches went to shit. worst pain ever he describes
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8893 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 22:48:09
October 11 2007 22:46 GMT
#77
xM)Z is absolutely right by the way.

It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man!

Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
October 11 2007 22:49 GMT
#78
On October 12 2007 03:53 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 03:52 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
pics or it didn't happen


I will ask for a fully documented video + picture with commentary.

I demand Crow to videointerview your penis
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
October 11 2007 22:50 GMT
#79
On October 12 2007 03:45 decafchicken wrote:
Yes thats right. Tomorrow I am going to die. And be reborn a new man. A new, circumcised man. This event is too much for a blog i use primarily for homework purposes to contain. I am 16 and will be put under sometime tomorrow and wake up to a new life. I will post up to date news about my daily struggles and triumphs, seeing as i probably wont be doing much else. I wonder what painkillers i'll get. Vicodin gogo.

So...what would you do if it was your last day with your foreskin? Comments/tips/tricks from anyone who has undergone circumcision post-infancy? Anything really.


You're going to need a lot more than weak vicodin to keep the pain down...
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 11 2007 22:55 GMT
#80
On October 12 2007 07:46 Flaccid wrote:
xM)Z is absolutely right by the way.

It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man!

Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret.


but what if it doesn't cover ur penis back again

that means its too fucking tight right

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