EPTan italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training.
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote: i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere. an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. omg i'm laughing so hard | ||
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FanaBatHero
Angola70 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote: I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months. ... Why would you ever do that?! | ||
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relaxxl
Japan78 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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to miss the mark
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:54 Rekrul wrote: So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol "Mom I think I need some help..." "Sure, with what?" "I think my dick is too tight, I need it loosened up." | ||
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decafchicken
United States20108 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:54 Rekrul wrote: So how did you bring it up to your parents and how awkward was it. lol brought it up w/ family doctor who scheduled apptment w/ urologist who brought it up with my dad. | ||
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-DaJ-
Switzerland539 Posts
because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never..... | ||
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fgsvsd
Switzerland348 Posts
On October 12 2007 05:44 decafchicken wrote: I would seriously get a second opinion, a circumcision isn't a small thing.I went in for a consultation and doctor advised it. The foreskin exists for a reason, you know? But hey, it's your body. On October 12 2007 05:53 FanaBatHero wrote: ROFL!!!Tell them your penis was so big that the skin around it was holding it back whenever you fucked their moms. | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:58 -DaJ- wrote: because thats part of a mens life....please dont tell me you have never..... i think the keyword is "ugly" =) | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20108 Posts
On October 12 2007 07:19 Masamune wrote: I heard when the foreskin is too tight, usually they make a little snippet in the skin to loosen it up. Unless yours is completely covering it to the point where you can't even see a penis head and it would look awkward making a snip, I don't see why you wouldn't do that. gl anyway, that's some scary stuff. if a knife is goign to my dick i'm going all the way. besides i dont want a fucking patched foreskin | ||
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Failsafe
United States1298 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:25 decafchicken wrote: I still get shit about kissing an ugly girl at a new years party, and its been TEN months. use the circumcised skin from your enormous penis as a noose to kill your enemies | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
On October 12 2007 07:22 decafchicken wrote: if a knife is goign to my dick i'm going all the way. besides i dont want a fucking patched foreskin Haha, say that again after your surgery. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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mAKiTO
Colombia4171 Posts
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Flaccid
8862 Posts
It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man! Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret. | ||
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TesisMech
Peru688 Posts
On October 12 2007 03:53 decafchicken wrote: I will ask for a fully documented video + picture with commentary. I demand Crow to videointerview your penis | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On October 12 2007 03:45 decafchicken wrote: Yes thats right. Tomorrow I am going to die. And be reborn a new man. A new, circumcised man. This event is too much for a blog i use primarily for homework purposes to contain. I am 16 and will be put under sometime tomorrow and wake up to a new life. I will post up to date news about my daily struggles and triumphs, seeing as i probably wont be doing much else. I wonder what painkillers i'll get. Vicodin gogo. So...what would you do if it was your last day with your foreskin? Comments/tips/tricks from anyone who has undergone circumcision post-infancy? Anything really. You're going to need a lot more than weak vicodin to keep the pain down... | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On October 12 2007 07:46 Flaccid wrote: xM)Z is absolutely right by the way. It's not abnormal for your foreskin to be tight if you're a virgin. It can hurt like a bitch the first few times you stretch it out via sex or whatever but it doesn't take long before things are good to go. And you're better off in the long run (sex-wise, that is). You should definately get a second opinion. And then a third and then a forth. It's your dick, man! Just be patient and give your body a chance before you do something very permanent that you may really regret. but what if it doesn't cover ur penis back again that means its too fucking tight right +___+ | ||
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