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FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 11 2007 19:28 GMT
#21
On October 12 2007 04:25 MTF wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 04:22 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!


Yeah, make 'em laugh and cut a zigzag into your penis!


Haha actually I think it'd be pretty cute, especially the conversation afterwards.

Ask to save it in a bottle like they have those mutant fetuses in freak museums?
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5281 Posts
October 11 2007 19:37 GMT
#22
you'll loose about 25% of teh pleasure
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
October 11 2007 19:39 GMT
#23
On October 12 2007 04:37 xM(Z wrote:
you'll loose about 25% of teh pleasure


well seeing as i never experienced 100% of the pleasure in the first place, i wont mind.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5281 Posts
October 11 2007 19:43 GMT
#24
On October 12 2007 04:39 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 04:37 xM(Z wrote:
you'll loose about 25% of teh pleasure


well seeing as i never experienced 100% of the pleasure in the first place, i wont mind.

but you'll know you're handicaped
but screw that, the goldest shit of all this is your reason why... (and don't try to sell me that hygiene crap)
is 'cause you think you'll get (more) head
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
October 11 2007 19:45 GMT
#25
Losing more pleasure is a myth invented by people with earthworm penis's.


SCC-Caliban
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
October 11 2007 19:47 GMT
#26
ouch, i would never do that >_<
XythOs
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
Germany520 Posts
October 11 2007 19:47 GMT
#27
I got my foreskin cut too when I was 6 or so, I don't think it is any bad the first weeks are painful but after that it's okay they will just cut a little piece of your foreskin so don't worry!
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5281 Posts
October 11 2007 19:49 GMT
#28
On October 12 2007 04:45 statix wrote:
Losing more pleasure is a myth invented by people with earthworm penis's.

i guess you will never know.
besides you ask or demand head. you don't beg or facilitate the procedure until some girl feels pity for you.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
HonkHonkBeep
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
China353 Posts
October 11 2007 19:49 GMT
#29
My uncle had this done like 30 years ago or whatever and it was like the most painful experience of his life apparently. I feel bad for you.
God is cruel; sometimes he makes us live.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
October 11 2007 19:53 GMT
#30
[QUOTE]On October 12 2007 04:43 xM(Z wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 12 2007 04:39 decafchicken wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 12 2007 04:37 xM(Z wrote:
you'll loose about 25% of teh pleasure [/QUOTE] (and don't try to sell me that hygiene crap)
is 'cause you think you'll get (more) head [/QUOTE]

My reason is because the foreskin is too tight, it applies to both hygiene and sex.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
October 11 2007 19:53 GMT
#31
Good luck dude, hope everything works out.

Well, at least it won't hurt as bad as losing PvZing to me on Paradoxxx.
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CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 11 2007 19:55 GMT
#32
Leave it to TL.net to boost morale!

also, ewww.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
October 11 2007 19:55 GMT
#33
Fuck man I read the opening post and I was thugging my legs together cringing in psychological pain.

Sympathy pains for a Decafchicken T_T.
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NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
October 11 2007 19:56 GMT
#34
Personally I would have sex many times, so I could compare the difference of before and after the cutting.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
October 11 2007 19:58 GMT
#35
New game:
Funny onelines to write on my penis pre-surgery?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 11 2007 19:59 GMT
#36
Now you can't jack off with your pants on. I mean, in the future... >_>
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 20:03:42
October 11 2007 20:00 GMT
#37
fuck
dude i think i have to get one of them too.

does it really hurt that bad post surgery? or during?
WTF FUCK

FUCK WTF

someone write up a detailed post about cutting foreskins right now
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5281 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-11 20:05:08
October 11 2007 20:04 GMT
#38
My reason is because the foreskin is too tight, it applies to both hygiene and sex.

every youngster has it tight (i'm asumming you're not a virgin anymore. meaning - a cock with foreskin needs to be devirginated. usualy that happens during masturbation), that's the way it comes.
stroke it and in some time and it will loosen up.
anyway, just do what you have to do.
you can make a tatoo on the foreskin with this
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
October 11 2007 20:06 GMT
#39
wtf?
SCC-Caliban
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
October 11 2007 20:08 GMT
#40
On October 12 2007 04:22 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!


Priceless!
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
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