Ania: Once, two of my friends let him on to some false definitions - and later when my mom was giving him a hug and said 'I love you Eivind' her future son in law replied 'kurwa no nie' (literally 'fuck oh no')
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote: Welcome to the club Eivind!!!!
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes.
Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote: Welcome to the club Eivind!!!!
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes.
Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote: Welcome to the club Eivind!!!!
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes.
Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
#4 was hard for me too, but when I realized I get what I want quicker/easier by just apologizing for everything, it was soooooo easy to swallow my pride at that point.
I remember getting on MSN to talk to Eri like three years ago, and it would be Ania, and we would talk about Eri while he was sleeping, haha. You guys are awesome people, hope you have a full healthy life together!
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote: Welcome to the club Eivind!!!!
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
lol so true.. Correction @ 3. Sometimes shoes -> an infinite amount of shoes.
Also, 4 is so true, but so hard. (At least, I find it hard to apologize when things obviously are not my fault). Not doing this correctly can get you in shit.
#4 was hard for me too, but when I realized I get what I want quicker/easier by just apologizing for everything, it was soooooo easy to swallow my pride at that point.
Oh man I am learning this lesson the hard way. It is so easy to just be so pissed off in an argument and completely believe you are right instead of just swallowing your prode and killing the argument by apologizing.
once again I feel compelled to state my appreciation for your congratulations! my WIFE is overwhelmed by the responses and I have been reminded on numerous occasions already to thank you all especially from her! :D
aaaaaargh! How did you two manage to keep me THIS much out of the loop?! didnt even know you were engaged! grrr, for this i must now spoil something for you Ania, perhaps a True Blood episode or something like that anyways, CONGRATULATIONS! :D happy for you guys
All the best for you Eivind & Ania. You look so happy on that pic, that makes me happy too =).
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
Man these are basics that can save you from so much trouble if you learn them early.
Addition to 3) Never let her be hungry. If she is annoying first check if she has been eating something that day.
Addition to 5) Learn the art of reverse psychology. If you want her to come to a certain conclusion let it look like it was totally her idea in the first place.
andreas! we were sure you'd be in Stavanger and didn't want to bother you right before Christmas! also, I still owe you one dinner so you should visit us when you get back to Trondheim, and since I don't think they will have resumed True Blood by then maybe I can make you watch some more Grey's Anatomy (because I know you'd never do it willingly!) yea ok I suppose my watching of TV series is completely impossible to hide
PS. XOR3000 your addition to nr 5) is just precious. =)
one more time, thanks you guys for being so nice and I wish everyone merry christmas !! - Ania
hahahaha! i would never watch such a girly show as Grey's anatomy. iv heard enough about that show to know its not for me, and i know when to stay away;) I'll take u up on ur dinner offer tho :D good times ~_~
Seriously, she also needs a Teamliquid account, because she's part of the family now? :-)! And again congratulations, I hope your life goes well and you have a lot of fun.
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
Man these are basics that can save you from so much trouble if you learn them early.
Addition to 3) Never let her be hungry. If she is annoying first check if she has been eating something that day.
Addition to 5) Learn the art of reverse psychology. If you want her to come to a certain conclusion let it look like it was totally her idea in the first place.
I agree wholeheartedly with the addition to #5. I've managed to pull it off a few times.
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
Man these are basics that can save you from so much trouble if you learn them early.
Addition to 3) Never let her be hungry. If she is annoying first check if she has been eating something that day.
Addition to 5) Learn the art of reverse psychology. If you want her to come to a certain conclusion let it look like it was totally her idea in the first place.
Yes this is the easy way out, but you still got to be HONEST with YOURSELF. Just remember that. I think the most important thing is communication. Just be honest to yourself and that energy will seep out to those around you. That and keep things spontaneous.
On December 25 2009 20:25 XOR3000 wrote: All the best for you Eivind & Ania. You look so happy on that pic, that makes me happy too =).
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
Man these are basics that can save you from so much trouble if you learn them early.
Addition to 3) Never let her be hungry. If she is annoying first check if she has been eating something that day.
Addition to 5) Learn the art of reverse psychology. If you want her to come to a certain conclusion let it look like it was totally her idea in the first place.
Yes this is the easy way out, but you still got to be HONEST with YOURSELF. Just remember that. I think the most important thing is communication. Just be honest to yourself and that energy will seep out to those around you. That and keep things spontaneous.
Take it from me. A five year emotional rollercoaster of a marriage is a lot more rewarding than a lifetime of compromise and familiarity.
On December 25 2009 20:25 XOR3000 wrote: All the best for you Eivind & Ania. You look so happy on that pic, that makes me happy too =).
On December 24 2009 12:14 EvilTeletubby wrote:
A few tips to get your started on your way to marital bliss...
1) She is always right, even when she isn't. 2) Don't ever correct her. Ever. And if you must, don't do it in front of other people. 3) Women need 3 basic things to survive: Food, water, and compliments. And sometimes shoes. 4) You should always apologize, even when it's not your fault. If you do this correctly, you will make her later feel like an ass and she will apologize. It's like the unicorn of a marriage, but when you see it happen, you will savor it. 5) If she asks for your opinion, always agree with her. If she asks which shirt she will look better in, say that she'll look good no matter what she wears; as SHE makes the outfit, not the clothes. 6) Learn the art of letting things go. Let her win all the small arguments and make all the small decisions (where should we eat?) so you can win all the big ones (we're going to buy a house here.).
I'll add more if I think of them... but in short, congrats on losing your freedom!!!
Man these are basics that can save you from so much trouble if you learn them early.
Addition to 3) Never let her be hungry. If she is annoying first check if she has been eating something that day.
Addition to 5) Learn the art of reverse psychology. If you want her to come to a certain conclusion let it look like it was totally her idea in the first place.
Yes this is the easy way out, but you still got to be HONEST with YOURSELF. Just remember that. I think the most important thing is communication. Just be honest to yourself and that energy will seep out to those around you. That and keep things spontaneous.