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On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me.
Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will
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On December 10 2009 10:52 konadora wrote:
Thank you, good sir.
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On December 10 2009 10:51 SonuvBob wrote:
When I read this I was like :
haha
less arguing guys
get back on topic
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nitroglycerin dipped gum?
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LOL this thread is even more funny then the story.
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LOL. These responses are pure humor, uncontaminated by sympathy.
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On December 10 2009 10:52 meeple wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me. Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will
My god, how can you even think to call me a moron and retarded?
Shock is a sudden acceleration or deceleration caused by an impact.
force is how a mass is affected by an acceleration.
How does force not matter as much as shock? What is the difference?
And yes, chewing an explosive can make it explode. This isn't an argument, I'm telling you this. Stop derailing your thread with your lack of knowledge in chemistry and physics. Either go to class and actually pay attention or go think up some clever puns.
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konadora
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forgive my terrible photoshopping skills
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I thought this thread was, "Student's jaw blown off by gun" so I was presently supervised to see a much weirder wackier death. RIP gum-chewer, RIP.
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On December 10 2009 11:02 ghostWriter wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 10:52 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me. Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will My god, how can you even think to call me a moron and retarded? Shock is a sudden acceleration or deceleration caused by an impact. force is how a mass is affected by an acceleration. How does force not matter as much as shock? What is the difference? And yes, chewing an explosive can make it explode. This isn't an argument, I'm telling you this. Stop derailing your thread with your lack of knowledge in chemistry and physics.
I'm pretty sure I made sure in my reply to you that I mean the type of force applied by your jaw is slow. Chewing can't make it explode dropping it can. I'm telling you this. Don't take a random definition out of context and expect it to make sense.
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can you guys take it through pms
losing my boner you know :<
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On December 10 2009 11:03 konadora wrote:forgive my terrible photoshopping skills
rofl
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On December 10 2009 11:03 konadora wrote:forgive my terrible photoshopping skills
that is beautiful
...is it really necessary to dip gum in citric acid before chewing =,=
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T.O.P.
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I'm surprised no one posted this.
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On December 10 2009 11:04 meeple wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 11:02 ghostWriter wrote:On December 10 2009 10:52 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me. Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will My god, how can you even think to call me a moron and retarded? Shock is a sudden acceleration or deceleration caused by an impact. force is how a mass is affected by an acceleration. How does force not matter as much as shock? What is the difference? And yes, chewing an explosive can make it explode. This isn't an argument, I'm telling you this. Stop derailing your thread with your lack of knowledge in chemistry and physics. I'm pretty sure I made sure in my reply to you that I mean the type of force applied by your jaw is slow. Chewing can't make it explode dropping it can. I'm telling you this. Don't take a random definition out of context and expect it to make sense.
Right. Because you arbitrarily decide that chewing is slow, you're totally right (sarcasm). What I put was not a random definition out of context, it fits right in here. Mastication has a force of about 100 Newtons. The acceleration of the earth is 9.8 meters per second squared, so the thing you dropped would have to weigh at least 10 kilograms to match the same force of chewing you buffoon, if it takes 1 second, obviously more if it takes longer, but I doubt a packet weighs that much and the friction of the air is slowing it down. "I'm telling you this" you must be a Nobel Prize recipient based on your vast knowledge of science.
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+ Show Spoiler +On December 10 2009 11:12 T.O.P. wrote:I'm surprised no one posted this.
HAHAHA
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On December 10 2009 11:13 ghostWriter wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 11:04 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 11:02 ghostWriter wrote:On December 10 2009 10:52 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me. Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will My god, how can you even think to call me a moron and retarded? Shock is a sudden acceleration or deceleration caused by an impact. force is how a mass is affected by an acceleration. How does force not matter as much as shock? What is the difference? And yes, chewing an explosive can make it explode. This isn't an argument, I'm telling you this. Stop derailing your thread with your lack of knowledge in chemistry and physics. I'm pretty sure I made sure in my reply to you that I mean the type of force applied by your jaw is slow. Chewing can't make it explode dropping it can. I'm telling you this. Don't take a random definition out of context and expect it to make sense. Right. Because you arbitrarily decide that chewing is slow, you're totally right (sarcasm). What I put was not a random definition out of context, it fits right in here. Mastication has a force of about 100 Newtons. The acceleration of the earth is 9.8 meters per second squared, so the thing you dropped would have to weigh at least 10 kilograms to match the same force of chewing you buffoon. "I'm telling you this" you must be a Nobel Prize recipient based on your vast knowledge of science.
I've said it before and I'll say it again... its the rapid deceleration/acceleration that matters, not just the number of newtons applied to an explosive. You could put an elephant on top of most explosives and they wouldn't do shit all, but drop that same explosive from head height and boom.
You don't think chewing is slow? How fast do you chew?
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On December 10 2009 11:16 meeple wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 11:13 ghostWriter wrote:On December 10 2009 11:04 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 11:02 ghostWriter wrote:On December 10 2009 10:52 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me. Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will My god, how can you even think to call me a moron and retarded? Shock is a sudden acceleration or deceleration caused by an impact. force is how a mass is affected by an acceleration. How does force not matter as much as shock? What is the difference? And yes, chewing an explosive can make it explode. This isn't an argument, I'm telling you this. Stop derailing your thread with your lack of knowledge in chemistry and physics. I'm pretty sure I made sure in my reply to you that I mean the type of force applied by your jaw is slow. Chewing can't make it explode dropping it can. I'm telling you this. Don't take a random definition out of context and expect it to make sense. Right. Because you arbitrarily decide that chewing is slow, you're totally right (sarcasm). What I put was not a random definition out of context, it fits right in here. Mastication has a force of about 100 Newtons. The acceleration of the earth is 9.8 meters per second squared, so the thing you dropped would have to weigh at least 10 kilograms to match the same force of chewing you buffoon. "I'm telling you this" you must be a Nobel Prize recipient based on your vast knowledge of science. I've said it before and I'll say it again... its the rapid deceleration/acceleration that matters, not just the number of newtons applied to an explosive. You could put an elephant on top of most explosives and they wouldn't do shit all, but drop that same explosive from head height and boom. You don't think chewing is slow? How fast do you chew?
This argument has been blown way out of proportion.
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