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On December 10 2009 12:03 Ecrilon wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 12:01 BanZu wrote:On December 10 2009 09:48 ilj.psa wrote:
looks like he put explosives inside his mouth You're... doing it wrong? No, no it's fine. It's just metahumor. When a whole bunch of good jokes and bad puns have already been thrown out, the statement of the obvious is like humor in the unexpected or something. I read it on the internet!
Haha, yes, yes, I understood that but I wanted to follow along with it. 
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On December 10 2009 11:28 konadora wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 11:26 Ilikestarcraft wrote:On December 10 2009 11:24 konadora wrote:lucky for me, I held my urge to look because I know it'll give me nightmares  im so creeped out now feel like that thing is behind me :< help me hug her
Another forum I visit has a swear filter that replaces 'fuck' with 'hug', that made your post more disturbing than the actual picture. :D
Props to the person who made the Soul Reaver reference.
I guess there's no way for this poor guy to save face after this.
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Looks like he gave too much head. (continuation of incs awesome opener)
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On December 10 2009 09:20 GreEny K wrote:
That sucks, i wonder if he was in pain before he died or if it insta killed him. He would have been in pain.ABCNews
his mother heard the sound of the explosion, according to authorities. She turned around to find Vladimir, 25, on the floor with his face bleeding and his jaw blown off.
Emergency services couldn't do anything to save him. http://www.abcnews.go.com/International/chewing-gum-explodes-killing-student-ukraine/story?id=9290557
Warning!
If you have 100% made of your mind to click Necosarius's spoiler (horrible by the way).
Like ghostWriter says, maybe "even worse" + lying on the floor.
On December 10 2009 11:24 ghostWriter wrote:GROSS WHY POST THAT? The sad thing is that the dude in the op probably looked even worse.
We know too much detail about the tragedy. I think there shouldn't be anymore laughter.
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How, if it was explosives, did it even detonate?
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The entire idea of this leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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How stupid is this guy? Placing chemicals in his mouth???
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"Poster's eyes burned off by puns"
too many, so many! even after 6 pages lol
...I didn't say stop 
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Very poor attempt at Photoshop I know.
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On December 10 2009 12:36 wurm wrote:Very poor attempt at Photoshop I know.
Hahah oh god... gross
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I bet his favorite movie was Jaws..
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Stop chewing this it's become so tasteless
u guys suck -.-
show some decency ffs
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^ hohoh
almost clicked on the spoiler again whew me and my spoiler clicking habits -_-
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On December 10 2009 12:59 .risingdragoon wrote:still pretty hot to me
i bet it's pretty hot for ESX_Raptor too, with his extra-large-touch-the-water-dick and all
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On December 10 2009 13:08 minus_human wrote:
Stop chewing this it's become so tasteless
Well played good sir.
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On December 10 2009 09:03 haster27 wrote:
I say it's a murder. In order to create perfect alibi, or hopefully get suicide verdict, the murderer has switched the citric acid package with unknown package, putting it back when the death had been dealt.
Come on. its so obvious.
...killed a man with a trident.
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On December 10 2009 11:21 L wrote:Show nested quote +On December 10 2009 11:16 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 11:13 ghostWriter wrote:On December 10 2009 11:04 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 11:02 ghostWriter wrote:On December 10 2009 10:52 meeple wrote:On December 10 2009 10:50 Ecrilon wrote:
Actually...your teeth coming together generates a lot more force than simple jostling in your pocket. Your jaw is able to generate a lot of force in closing. Too bad that didn't help this guy, because his jaw was up against an explosive? I dunno. You guys are better at weird references to jaws and explosives than me. Like I said, force doesnt really matter as much as shock. Your jaw is strong but very slow. Squishing an explosive won't do anything. Dropping it from a great height and whacking it with a hammer will My god, how can you even think to call me a moron and retarded? Shock is a sudden acceleration or deceleration caused by an impact. force is how a mass is affected by an acceleration. How does force not matter as much as shock? What is the difference? And yes, chewing an explosive can make it explode. This isn't an argument, I'm telling you this. Stop derailing your thread with your lack of knowledge in chemistry and physics. I'm pretty sure I made sure in my reply to you that I mean the type of force applied by your jaw is slow. Chewing can't make it explode dropping it can. I'm telling you this. Don't take a random definition out of context and expect it to make sense. Right. Because you arbitrarily decide that chewing is slow, you're totally right (sarcasm). What I put was not a random definition out of context, it fits right in here. Mastication has a force of about 100 Newtons. The acceleration of the earth is 9.8 meters per second squared, so the thing you dropped would have to weigh at least 10 kilograms to match the same force of chewing you buffoon. "I'm telling you this" you must be a Nobel Prize recipient based on your vast knowledge of science. I've said it before and I'll say it again... its the rapid deceleration/acceleration that matters, not just the number of newtons applied to an explosive. You could put an elephant on top of most explosives and they wouldn't do shit all, but drop that same explosive from head height and boom. You don't think chewing is slow? How fast do you chew? This argument has been blown way out of proportion.
lol so good
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