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Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
June 18 2009 12:01 GMT
#661
Me and a few friends once got chased by our schools head master inside the basement of the school, we had stolen keys to the school and had been terrorizing their environment at every lunch break. We ended up escaping his chase through a rusty hatch in the middle of a flower bed that layed on the schoolyard. The next day we were caught, of course we all said we were innocent and walked away without having to pay the estimated sum of 2500$.

Once we started a fire inside a garbage bin that was placed somewhere in the middle of a little forest, after about 30 minutes of fire-fun a silent but colorful firetruck sneaked up on the little asphalted path that went by the bin. Myself almost shat my pants and ran like a maniac right into the woods, I think my two friends stayed and watched the firemen remove the bin.

I've thrown eggs, branches, water balloons, snowballs, rocks, pine-cones, moss, plastic toys and candy at cars. I think I hate cars.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 18 2009 12:05 GMT
#662
On June 18 2009 20:11 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 18:24 StorZerg wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.


triangle pyramid scheme!!!!

my friends stopped me from following through with that job cause it was immoral

On June 18 2009 15:32 t_co wrote:
I'm going to work even though I think I have the swine flu.


sounds like me this past week. idk what the hell i have.. but i still like to work :/

I have no morals, I am a corporate whore who will blow any customer/company's dick for the quick dollar.


ROFL
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Daigomi
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
South Africa4316 Posts
June 18 2009 12:09 GMT
#663
When I was 13, I touched a girl's breasts while I thought she was sleeping...
Moderator
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15365 Posts
June 18 2009 12:41 GMT
#664
On June 18 2009 21:09 Daigomi wrote:
When I was 13, I touched a girl's breasts while I thought she was sleeping...

ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
yooh
Profile Joined March 2009
China223 Posts
June 18 2009 14:23 GMT
#665
On June 17 2009 23:28 exalted wrote:
BEFORE HE BECOMES 40YROLDVIRGIN@USEAST ON BATTLE.NET


LLLLLLLLOOOLLL
yooh
Profile Joined March 2009
China223 Posts
June 18 2009 14:30 GMT
#666
わたしわにほごでわありません
ClockworkBlues
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada74 Posts
June 18 2009 14:37 GMT
#667
On June 18 2009 21:09 Daigomi wrote:
When I was 13, I touched a girl's breasts while I thought she was sleeping...


HAHAHAHAHA
Deadlift
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States358 Posts
June 18 2009 14:46 GMT
#668
On June 14 2009 08:02 Bub wrote:
When I was about 8 I fingered a 16 yr chick. She was asleep.


Goku?
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 17:38:37
June 18 2009 17:21 GMT
#669
On June 18 2009 23:30 yooh wrote:
わたしわにほごでわありません


I'm not sure if this is supposed to be irony or not : /

+ Show Spoiler +
日本語 - にほんご - Japanese (language)
日本人 - にほんじん - Japanese (person)
:D
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 18 2009 17:29 GMT
#670
On June 18 2009 20:09 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 16:35 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.

Tell us if you still feel that way in a few weeks.

Fortunately for me (apparently) that is how long I plan to work.

http://www.spamlaws.com/vector-marketing-scam
It's a scam, you aren't going to actually make 17.25/hour.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 18:30:10
June 18 2009 17:39 GMT
#671
Oh shi

My friends that work there must be retarded if any of this is true.

Lol thanks.



Now that I'm reading other things, (not just apologetics from the company reps), it's not as much of a scam as it is a lie with a slight opportunity to make money.
Peace~
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 18 2009 17:56 GMT
#672
On June 19 2009 02:39 fanatacist wrote:
Oh shi

My friends that work there must be retarded if any of this is true.

Lol thanks.



you could make good money, if you work well with people, and look cute as a puppy forcing everyone to buy knives from you. other wise its gonna blow chunks
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
June 18 2009 18:00 GMT
#673
On June 18 2009 23:30 yooh wrote:
わたしわにほごでわありません


i think you mean: わたしはにほんごをわかりません
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
June 18 2009 18:07 GMT
#674
the whole vector thing just strikes me as a pyramid scheme...you BUY the knives from them and then sell it. If not a pyramid scheme is still a pretty stupid idea.You basically pay to do a job...
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 18 2009 18:43 GMT
#675
On June 19 2009 03:07 chaoser wrote:
the whole vector thing just strikes me as a pyramid scheme...you BUY the knives from them and then sell it. If not a pyramid scheme is still a pretty stupid idea.You basically pay to do a job...


you buy a display knife set (all are the real knives ) but it dosnt come with most of the cool stuff. you have to buy that stuff after.

basically if you do good you then get to be a "mentor" over many peons. and you profit off their sales as well.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 19:15:43
June 18 2009 19:12 GMT
#676
On June 19 2009 03:43 StorZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2009 03:07 chaoser wrote:
the whole vector thing just strikes me as a pyramid scheme...you BUY the knives from them and then sell it. If not a pyramid scheme is still a pretty stupid idea.You basically pay to do a job...


you buy a display knife set (all are the real knives ) but it dosnt come with most of the cool stuff. you have to buy that stuff after.

basically if you do good you then get to be a "mentor" over many peons. and you profit off their sales as well.


So....
..................^
...............YOU
............/.....|.....\....
Mentee - Mentee - Mentee



how is this not a pyramid scheme again
SoulMarine
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States586 Posts
June 18 2009 19:16 GMT
#677
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
베이비 폭스 WeMade 파이팅! ~ WeMade 팬 ~ BaBy 팬 ~ щ(゚Д゚щ) Gee Gee Gee Gee BaBy BaBy BaBy ♫♫
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 19:24:38
June 18 2009 19:22 GMT
#678
On June 19 2009 04:12 bdams19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2009 03:43 StorZerg wrote:
On June 19 2009 03:07 chaoser wrote:
the whole vector thing just strikes me as a pyramid scheme...you BUY the knives from them and then sell it. If not a pyramid scheme is still a pretty stupid idea.You basically pay to do a job...


you buy a display knife set (all are the real knives ) but it dosnt come with most of the cool stuff. you have to buy that stuff after.

basically if you do good you then get to be a "mentor" over many peons. and you profit off their sales as well.


So....
..................^
...............YOU
............/.....|.....\....
Mentee - Mentee - Mentee



how is this not a pyramid scheme again


im not saying it isnt... just refrasing it another way lol

also i believe you have to find your own clients to sell to and drive to their houses, and do the show in their house................

edit.
i quit gamestop and i feel so free, no more bull shit job for bull shit pay
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
June 18 2009 19:43 GMT
#679
On June 16 2009 17:20 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:


I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.



I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze.





The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day.


I hate when rookie smokers fail to clear the bong. I do NOT want your half sucked weed thank you very much. Also, learn how to control how much weed you take in, im sick of these suckafools coughing their ass off for ten minutes while im already loading another bowl, it's unbecoming and frankly embarrassing.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
June 18 2009 19:52 GMT
#680
On June 19 2009 04:43 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 17:20 fanatacist wrote:
On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:


I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.



I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze.





The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day.


I hate when rookie smokers fail to clear the bong. I do NOT want your half sucked weed thank you very much. Also, learn how to control how much weed you take in, im sick of these suckafools coughing their ass off for ten minutes while im already loading another bowl, it's unbecoming and frankly embarrassing.



Sounds like you take your drugs a little to seriously. I thought the point of weed was to be relaxed and chill.
cava!
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