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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 18 2009 06:00 GMT
#641
On June 18 2009 14:14 d1sh0ng wrote:
I told everyone I wasn't going to have sex until I got married.




Then I got a girlfriend and realized that marriage is too far away.

Sounds like typical first-generation Asian-American mentality.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 18 2009 06:01 GMT
#642
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.
Peace~
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
June 18 2009 06:06 GMT
#643
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 18 2009 06:23 GMT
#644
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.
Peace~
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
June 18 2009 06:32 GMT
#645
I'm going to work even though I think I have the swine flu.
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
June 18 2009 06:43 GMT
#646
I'm really irritated with my allergies.
Brood War for life
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 18 2009 06:45 GMT
#647
I should be sleeping, but my cat is sleeping on my bed and I don't wanna wake her up ><
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
June 18 2009 06:49 GMT
#648
[image loading]


That makes me tear up.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 18 2009 07:31 GMT
#649
i used to jerk off to SNSD and korean dramas.
Rillanon.au
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 18 2009 07:35 GMT
#650
On June 18 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.

Tell us if you still feel that way in a few weeks.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 18 2009 07:54 GMT
#651
On June 18 2009 15:45 VIB wrote:
I should be sleeping, but my cat is sleeping on my bed and I don't wanna wake her up ><


This used to happen to me all the time. Or you sit down and watch t.v. and they jump up on you and fall asleep on your stomach and you're like, "ahhh now I can't get up!!!"
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
June 18 2009 07:57 GMT
#652
On June 18 2009 16:31 haduken wrote:
i used to jerk off to SNSD and korean dramas.

Hmm why'd you stop?
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
June 18 2009 08:00 GMT
#653
i was almost recruited to usana
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
ProoM
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Lithuania1741 Posts
June 18 2009 08:21 GMT
#654
On June 13 2009 17:01 Clasic wrote:
Ok mine :
I drink more water in one day than most people will drink in a week. I am, in fact, addicted to h2o.
My penis hurts slightly.


I actually drink about 5l of water every day :}.
If its late night, and I'm not given anything to eat, sometimes (without even noticing it) I start to munch wires from my headphone. :S
Once i accidentally broke glass souvenir in the shop and left without paying :S.
I got my first pc at my 5th birthday.
I dont eat any meat/fish/bird since my 5th birthday. That includes eggs, white cheese, milk...
Once I ruined the party by forgetting to buy drinks.
I'm 16 years old and my weight is ~253 pounds.

Thats not all but it will be enough for the first time :}.
IMBA - International Mountain Bicycling Association.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
June 18 2009 08:25 GMT
#655
I think im truman in the truman show.
I try to look happy all the time but im depressed with the answers in life.
I only own black or white clothes.
I'm probably insane
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Xela
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada203 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 09:08:46
June 18 2009 09:08 GMT
#656
I'm addicted to forums. I spend like 3-4 hours a day on different gaming forums even if I don't play the game. I still go to guild wars and WoW forums even tough I haven't played those for a year.


On June 18 2009 17:21 ProoM wrote:
I dont eat any meat/fish/bird since my 5th birthday. That includes eggs, white cheese, milk...
I'm 16 years old and my weight is ~253 pounds.

mmmmm ...coincidence much?

If you don't eat any meat or eggs, you basically have no sources of protein wich forces you to eat alot more of other things like pastas or fruit wich are all very rich in carbs. Carbs make you fat because your body absorbs them very fast so you need to eat alot more to be filled. I mean, have you ever seen someone get really fat by eating exclusively fish/chiken/beef/eggs? It's impossible. But try the opposite with pizzas....

Just curious: any reason why you do that? personal? family? religion?

StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 09:28:42
June 18 2009 09:24 GMT
#657
On June 18 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.


triangle pyramid scheme!!!!

my friends stopped me from following through with that job cause it was immoral

On June 18 2009 15:32 t_co wrote:
I'm going to work even though I think I have the swine flu.


sounds like me this past week. idk what the hell i have.. but i still like to work :/
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
June 18 2009 10:47 GMT
#658
On June 18 2009 17:25 CrownRoyal wrote:
I think im truman in the truman show.


Everyone thinks that after watching the movie. Me included.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 18 2009 11:09 GMT
#659
On June 18 2009 16:35 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.

Tell us if you still feel that way in a few weeks.

Fortunately for me (apparently) that is how long I plan to work.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 18 2009 11:11 GMT
#660
On June 18 2009 18:24 StorZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:06 x89titan wrote:
On June 18 2009 15:01 fanatacist wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:50 wishbones wrote:
On June 18 2009 13:47 konadora wrote:
I don't have a job. But I want a job. But I can't get a job.

Im going to everest(CDi) for Network Administration on july 27th first day- May14th 2010 Final day.

I am getting a 17.25/hour job selling knives to people lol.

vector? that job sucks!

Uh it really doesn't lol.


triangle pyramid scheme!!!!

my friends stopped me from following through with that job cause it was immoral

Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 15:32 t_co wrote:
I'm going to work even though I think I have the swine flu.


sounds like me this past week. idk what the hell i have.. but i still like to work :/

I have no morals, I am a corporate whore who will blow any customer/company's dick for the quick dollar.
Peace~
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